Chapter 101: Earthlings are not easy to bully
Li Longzhong's eyes kept on, and a sinister look on his face was revealed, and he said: "Damn guy, if you don't study well at a young age, you will go to the universe to destroy other planets. As soon as he arched his hand, he suddenly gathered a round bright ball with lightning and said: "I will let you go only after handing over your girlfriend, hurry up and call her for long-distance and roaming calls, and I will let you go when she comes." ”
Arenor III shook his hands and pretended to beg for mercy: "Don't, boss, my girlfriend is my lifeblood, and I won't be able to live if you keep her." "I was scared.
Li Longzhong's eyes turned and said, "Haha, it's time for me to haha, it's okay not to hand over your girlfriend, but ...... You're going to get down on your knees and kowtow to me 100 times. ”
Arenor III had tears in his eyes, and said aggrievedly: "Okay, boss, I'll knock you down." As he spoke, he knelt down, kowtowed a few times, and continued: "As long as you let my girlfriend go, otherwise she will be very shameless when she sees me begging for mercy in every possible way, and she will break up with me, so even if you don't let her go with you, she will go with you." ”
Li Longzhong couldn't close his mouth happily, and said: "Okay, okay, since you are so sincere, you have kowtowed to me, although it doesn't matter if you don't kowtow in the sky, as long as it makes me happy." Alright, alright, get up. What is your girlfriend's phone number, since you don't dare to call her, let me type, if you give me the phone number, I'll let my mom make half of the juice for you, tell me, what is your girlfriend's phone number. ”
Arenor III cried and shouted, "Help, big brother spare your life, let me go, my girlfriend's phone number is 187 Twist Twist Twist, let me go back to our planet!"
Li Longzhong smiled happily and said: "Okay, what you said, your girlfriend's phone number is 187 Twist Twist Twist, I want to call her to verify it, see if what you say is true or false, let me tell you the truth, earthlings are not easy to bully." Opened the zipper on his trouser pocket with his hand, took out the mobile phone, first pressed 187 to move the crutches, and then pressed the dial button to put the mobile phone close to his right ear, and asked, "By the way, what's your girlfriend's name?"
Arenor III begged forgiveness: "No, big brother, don't call my girlfriend." ”
Hui Ning'er looked at him and pleaded deeply, but it was useless.
Li Longzhong's face was serious for a while, and he said: "No, this call must be made, if you don't call, you can't do it, I want you to see what kind of people on the earth are and how they are not easy to bully." He stepped forward and kicked him and continued, "Tell me, what's your girlfriend's name?"
Arenor III cried a handful of snot and tears, and begged for mercy: "Don't, big brother, you can't call my girlfriend big brother, why are you so ruthless, big brother." Please let me go!"
Li Longzhong continued to kick Arenor III with his scented feet, and asked a little more ruthlessly than before: "Do you give it or not, if you don't give it to me, ...... I'll kick you again. With that, he lifted his scented foot and prepared to kick it at him.
Arenor III stretched out his hand to block his scented feet, and cried and said, "Big brother, don't, I say I'll say." ”
"Say, what the hell are you talking about!"
Li Longzhong urged, and continued to raise his scented foot to kick it, and asked, "Do you say it or not?"
Arenor III "Ahhhh ”
Li Longzhong's face changed, and he said, "Look, you should say it quickly!" When he said "look", he raised his scented feet again.
Arenor III continued to cry and beg for mercy: "Hey, big brother, I really said it this time. ”
Before he could finish speaking, Li Longzhong really kicked him in the foot, kicked him down in the air and lay down, and said: "I am thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi! Reynoldo, I didn't expect you to have today! ”
"Don't kick, big brother, I said I can't do it? My girlfriend's name is noble Alyssa. ”
Arenor III dragged his feet in the airway.
Li Long was neither hot nor cold, and said angrily: "Alyssa is Alyssa! As he spoke, he kicked him hard in the foot.
"Hey, what kind of uncle!"
Alyssa's voice came from her phone.
Li Longzhong couldn't believe it, and pretended to be an adult's voice and said, "I'll go, I'm your Uncle Longzhong." ”
I continued to hear Alyssa's voice from my mobile phone: "Uncle Longzhong is uncle, I'll go anyway." Are you from that planet, from the planet of the Celestial King, or are you?"
Li Longzhong smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm from the earth, you are Alyssa from the Heavenly King Planet!"
"Yes, I am, what's wrong?"
Alyssa asked, but it was night on the planet of Uranus, and she was lying in a warm bed, wearing bright pink pajamas, which made her noble family even more visible.
During the day, Li Longzhong said in the global village: "Is Arenor III your boyfriend? ”
Alyssa blushed and asked, "He's my boyfriend, what's wrong?"
Li Longzhong continued to call on his mobile phone. said: "He, he went to a nightclub and went on a date with another woman." What KTV, clubs, he often goes to now. ”
"Ah, no, right? He didn't tell me, what's the matter, if he goes to a nightclub, I'll find 100 men to date, he has several spaceships, I only have one, I asked him to buy it for me, he just won't buy it, no wonder, he's afraid that I'll go to the outside planet to find other men to date, and I'm afraid to find him. ”
Alyssa was lying on the bed, lying on the warm bed, so uncomfortable.
Li Longzhong continued to stand in the air and said, "What's the matter?
Alyssa said with a tactful face: "Tonight, no, I'm ready to sleep now, tomorrow, I'll call you tomorrow to find you, and we'll see you tomorrow." ”
Li Longzhong smiled and said, "Okay, tomorrow, tomorrow, don't forget, remember my phone number." ”
Alyssa pursed her lips and said, "Okay, see you tomorrow, see how I clean up Arenor III in the future." ”
Li Longzhong was overjoyed and said, "Okay, that's it, see you tomorrow, remember to call me!"
"Okay, I'll definitely call you tomorrow, goodbye!"
Alyssa moved and whispered, "This Arenor III!"
"Okay, okay, bye-bye!"
Li Longzhong smiled.
Both hung up.
At this time, Li Zhenjun wondered, seeing that his nephew had gathered the round bright ball for a long time, but he still didn't push it at the alien, he asked deeply in his heart, hey, what's wrong? Why didn't Longzhong push the round bright ball at the alien? What the hell is going on? Longzhong, do you push it at the alien? It's been so long and you still have to worry about your uncle and your father. What the hell are you thinking in your heart? Hurry up and speak! Seeing that he still didn't react, he hurriedly shouted, "Longzhong." ”
Arenor III thought he had some great trick and said, "You scare me, to tell you the truth, I'm not scared, I grew up a year old and a year old." ”
Standing high in the blue sky, Li Longzhong heard an uncle's shout, then squeezed his eyes, closed his eyes and shook his head left and right, and looked at the alien who was still standing firmly in the air, it turned out that the alien's begging for mercy was just his own fantasy, and it was a series of assumptions that he inadvertently generated, and it was not true, so he replied with an "oh", thinking how could this be? He asked himself deeply in his heart, and saw that the round bright ball was still rotating in the palm of his hand.
Li Xiaojun was also a little puzzled and asked, "Longzhong, what's wrong?"
Hui Ning'er shouted: "Longzhong, wake up, what do you want." ”
Li Longzhong suddenly woke up, it seemed that everything was a fantasy, not a fact at all, and he was a little disappointed in his heart, and replied angrily: "It's okay, it's a little abnormal." ”
Li Zhenjun looked at his face full of doubts, could it be that his body has been numb after fighting for too long? It can't be? How can a person with cultivation be numb? By the way, it should be that Longzhong is still young so he is numb, and asked with concern: "What's wrong, is it uncomfortable?"
Li Longzhong smiled and said, "It's okay, the meal is OK." ”
Li Xiaojun shook it and said, "It turns out that you are hungry, and you are a little hungry after fighting for so long." ”
Arenor III stared at his face and said, "Oh ......" pulled the elder "oh", and then said: "No wonder there is an expression of wanting to eat, then you go down to eat first, and then fight me when you are full, coward." ”
Li Longzhong was unhappy when he heard this, thinking that although he was a child, although he was not as tall as an adult like you, he was not a coward, why did you say about me, he glared angrily and said, "What did you say? You tell me again, let me hear how good you say." ”
Arenor III didn't feel a little annoyed when he heard it, so he folded his arms uncomfortably, his face tightened, and said: "Little child, you really don't dare to say it, don't look at the round bright ball gathered in your hand, but I won't be afraid of you, I said that you are scared, you don't dare to fight with the excellent warriors of the planet of the Heavenly King, you know that you are afraid, don't pretend to be hungry." ”
"I'll give you a great look today and see what you can do. ”
After Li Longzhong finished speaking, he suddenly pushed out a round bright ball, and the round bright ball flew towards the aliens, and the speed was unusually fast.
Zhao Tiancheng looked up, as if he hadn't enjoyed it enough, and asked in his heart: "What are those people doing? Are they learning combat skills? Why are they still talking and not competing? Are the four of them standing on one side and practicing any new skills? I really don't understand." "It's just sitting on the Tyrannosaurus Rex, and the Tyrannosaurus Rex roars in the sky, and its huge head looks like something, and its bloody mouth is amazing.
The person next to him passed by the dinosaur and roared, although it was not deafening, it was also an echo of the shock. The echo echoed through the streets, thinking that it was a strange thing, it turned out to be a dinosaur with a furious hair, could it be that the dinosaurs came to the residential area to wreak havoc? Or did they still want to find food to eat? It didn't want to attack humans, did it? Could it be that the dinosaurs wanted to fly into the sky and become dragons like dragons in residential areas? Oh, it doesn't seem like that anymore, it turns out that someone rode a dinosaur and slipped down the street, and he was not afraid to face such a big dinosaur? It ...... What if it really attacks humans? Oh, it's been domesticated into a tame dinosaur since childhood.