Chapter 161, I really have no intention of fighting.
When the Sky Eye Pass and the Earth Eye Pass came back, I had already been put down by Qiu Yue!
The goddess is not easy to get drunk, I have used several layers of super soul power to drive away its drunkenness!
Qiu Yue smiled and fell on the hotbed made of white jade, snoring, and she was a heartless existence!
I know that with me here, she deliberately wants to get drunk to relieve her sorrows.
And I can't, I have some unfinished tasks besides looking at her!
"Drunkard! If you can't drink it, drink less! It's a mess in our heads, are we going to go in? Tianyantong stood in front of me, one eye kept rolling, and he asked Diyantong.
"It seems that if a demon invades his divine immortal body now, he will have no intention of fighting. No, old fellow, let's call someone, enchantment. Earth Eyes said anxiously.
"Do you smell anything?" The Earth Eye Tong asked the Heavenly Eye Passage in confusion.
"Hey, hey! People have calculated that we are weak. Tianyantong said.
"What? There are four of us, where is the order? Tell me, who wants to move us? Earth's eyes said angrily.
"Do you know to be angry? The more easily angry people are, the more incompetent they are, the easier it is to carry and fight, you know? Tianyantong whispered disdainfully to his good brother.
"Tell me! Otherwise, after a while, you will see your brother suffer a loss, and you will regret not falling? As he spoke, he sent a distress signal to the underworld.
"Oops! Who else could there be but the devil in the sky above the magic capital? It doesn't matter how many ghosts you call. Ever heard of cowards? They dare not be seen by the living, but they dare to subdue the demons? It's called Black Dragon. "The Heavenly Eye was so breathless that it immediately sent a signal to the Heavenly Realm.
The black dragon took the little green cow and called the Son of Heaven, just to send the soul power back, and saw the heavenly eye through the fluttering lonely soul and the ghost-like spirit for help, knowing that something was going to happen, so he drove the cloud disk spaceship and drove to the sky above the champion building and kept circling.
"Hey! ......" The Earth Eye and the Sky Eye Tong glanced at me, shook their heads and floated out.
My mind was in a trance, like wandering in the Nine Heavens!
Qiuyue's mind has been drifting among the clouds, and I have no choice but to follow her closely, floating around in the sky with her, with no purpose or meaning, and I don't know where we want to go!
"Look, where! You catch the man, and I'll catch the woman. "A familiar stranger with a few ghostly spirits hid under the feet of the clouds, muttering and discussing how to catch me and Qiuyue!
"Why are we going to catch which man, but which beauty billet are you going to catch? Don't you think you're a bit of a heavy friend? A ghostly monster said to a stranger who seemed to be in a familiar position.
"Hey! You are demons, and I am God, of course I came first! Do you think you have defiled the divine body? Don't talk nonsense, just go back and catch a few beauties and honor a few demon brothers. This time, I must get her. The familiar stranger said.
"Words count!" A few adversaries said with a smile.
"Count! Let's go. A couple of adversaries laughed maniacally and ran towards me.
"Hey! I'm sore all over, and I really have no intention of fighting! Being devoured by demons is probably also very sour! I said to them with a sneer.
"You want to be eaten by us? Are you the Monkey King? Can you still somersault in our stomachs? Self-righteous. They hesitated for a moment, then smiled and continued to pounce on me.
The black dragon poked his head out of the cloud disk spaceship and pulled Qiu Yue into the cloud disk spaceship.
When I saw it, I couldn't help but snicker.
This time, I must catch this guy who has a bad idea of Akizuki.
The black dragon understood my thoughts, and began to enchant.
A white shadow floated in front of his eyes full of sleep, which cunning left a fake body to stand among the clouds, but the primordial spirit slipped away.
This guy is as slippery as a loach.
A few demons are still staring at me!
Okay, I'll give one of you a drunken songwriter? Mr!
I counted, there were six demons, and their black teeth were grinning like I was pounced viciously.
"Yo he! There are six little people. Brothers, one by one, don't grab it, just wrap it in a little bit of snack! "A few guys swallowed six of my doppelgangers in one bite.
"Well, just use the sour in their stomachs to dispel the wine smell of the goddess's sin! Hehehehehe! I whispered to myself, and immediately six more doppelgangers appeared.
"Huh! Brothers, this trip is not in vain, the gods will send snacks! Don't eat for nothing, don't eat for nothing, eat enough to go home. An adversary said with a smile.
I've been changing, they've been eating!
After eating no less than ten white dishes, several guys were drunk and unpresentable.
One by one, they were staggering, almost unstable in their feet, and half of their bodies were already covered by the clouds.
"Brothers, how can this guy have so many villain snacks? You see, the tip of the white clouds is everywhere, dense, and they are all eaten, and they must not be held to death! "A guy who was obviously drunk and more powerful gradually closed his eyes and was still talking nonsense.
No matter how bullish you are, you will fall from the Nine Heavens into the mortal world, and if you don't die, you will be crippled.
I came to the spirit head, so I simply took back all my clones, and squeezed out all the goddesses in my body and shot them into the mouths of the six demons.
"Poof! Poof! Puff ......" There were several loud bangs, and the sound of the demons falling through the atmosphere kept coming up from below the feet of the clouds.
I was completely drunk, so I simply pulled over a white cloud, trimmed it into the shape of a lotus petal, and lay down on it at will, closing my eyes and recuperating.
"Aren't you in love with it? How did this come back to life? The black dragon smiled and threw me a disdainful word, drove the cloud disk, and suddenly went back to the heavenly realm.
The Sky Eye and the Earth Eye looked at each other, glanced at me, looked at each other again, and chased the cloud to the cloud disk spaceship.
"Excellent! If you don't protect my Miss Qiuyue, look back and see how I clean you up. "I took back all the thoughts that had been scattered before, and I was not happy to come and go with the cloud lotus petals leisurely floating in the Nine Heavens.
"Oops! This is a big problem. A voice exclaimed under my cloud lotus petals.
"What's wrong? The old dragon king. "It's the sound of the wind.
"This cloud should be on duty today, but it was been? Mr. requisitioned! You say damn it or not. The old dragon king said with a sad face.
"Oh! Are you saying it's time for the clouds to turn into rain today? The queen asked.
"That's right! Can now? The gentleman fell asleep on it! And the weight of this cloud is also insufficient. The rain will be sufficient, which will affect the crops in the northeast this year. Ah! Damn the Cloud Beast, why didn't he change the cloud for Mr.? The old dragon king said complainingly.
"What's the use of talking about that now? Wake up Mr. Wake up, make up for the weight of the cloud lotus petals, and it will rain on time. The Wind Queen went to call him, and I guess he must have been embarrassed to lose his temper. Lei Gongdian said in unison.
"You two don't look at the current situation, you know that you are passing the buck. When you smell it, it's all wine. If I go up, how embarrassed is he with his bare ass? Lei Gong, you go up and smoke him! The queen of the wind said angrily.
"Pumping him? I don't dare. Don't smoke me, I'm Amitabha! Senior Sister Feng, it's better for you to go! Lei Gong said.
"In the world under your feet, some people are planting vegetables, some people are planting knives, and some people are planting people's hearts! The last harvest of planting vegetables is the hearts of the people, the last harvest of the knife is the dead body, and the last harvest of the hearts of the people is the cabbage! How many of you G's, do you want to grow vegetables or do you want to grow people's hearts? I asked them unhappily.
"We! We don't plant anything, we plant white clouds and smoke and rain! The queen said with a smile.
"What is not good to plant, to plant white clouds and smoke and rain, a gust of divine wind passes, the smoke will disappear, don't you respond to that sentence: It's all a passing cloud?" I laughed and followed suit.
"You know it's all a passing cloud? Old?, if you want to do this, don't worry about Qiuyue running away with others one day? Give it to me, this cloud is on duty today. Said the queen of the wind.
"I'm too lazy to move! You're in a bad mood for scaring away the guy I'm going to capture. I deliberately made it difficult for them.
"After the wind, otherwise we will tell the Jade Emperor to change the clouds on duty to rain! As long as there is no more and no less, it will be fine. If you think it's feasible, I'll report it now. Lei Gongdian said in unison.
"Scared the baby to death! What about you? I'll change a cloud, and then the big Buddha will lie down. I said.
"But old?, this cloud has been cut by you, and it is two catties shorter, so it can't be used!" Lei Gong said to me helplessly.
"Won't it be over if I get you back?" As I spoke, I gently pulled back the edges and corners of the cloud that had just been cut off, and merged into the cloud that was on duty today, and then I grabbed a cloud again, and went to sleep.
Looking at me handing east and west, and instantly recovering the true body of this cloud, Lei Gongdian Mother couldn't help but be shocked and said: "This is the state of being too lazy to move and not wanting to fight?" A few clowns really don't know whether to live or die! ”
"Descend on our Ganlin! Less fuss. These are all people from the Ninety-Nine Heavens, do you still think he is the little scholar of our Lingxiao Palace? It's just a trick here. The wind urged out the thunder male and electric mother said.
"Alright! After the wind, you will be the first to rise, and the electric mother and I will thunder and lightning, and the dragon king will prepare for rain. Lei Gong said with a smile.
"Don't be crooked, be careful of missing the hour." I lay down in the new cloud lotus and said to them with a smile.
This time, I didn't cut the auspicious clouds, I just cleaned up the edges and corners of them a little, and changed the shape of them with the method of the Cloud Shepherd.
"Black Dragon, old? This? "The first thing Qiu Yue did when she woke up was to look for me!
"Whoa! Isn't it lazy to sleep on top of the cloud lotus below? The black dragon said with a wicked smile.
"This dead ghost, just a few sips, and then he got drunk like this? Black, is there any good way to wake him up? Qiu Yue asked the black dragon anxiously.
"Plain and crude. Princess Yue, you go down and shake his cloud lotus vigorously, and make sure that he will get up in one go. The black dragon laughed evilly, covered his mouth and said.
"Huh! Reasonable. This guy enjoys it so much, he must have only learned Wo Yunlian for a short time, so I went down to add some ingredients to him. Qiu Yue said, and jumped down with a pop.
"Run! Someone is going to be unlucky. The black dragon smiled evilly, drove the cloud saucer, and disappeared into the Nine Heavens.
He's back to the Heavenly Realm, and there's still a lot of soul power to be delivered.
I felt a heavy object fall on the cloud lotus, and the cloud path began to unstable.
"Qiuyue, can you not make trouble? If you want to be my Yunlian, just sit down and don't move. "I'm very comfortable lying down, and I don't want to make a fuss.
"This cloud is the auspicious cloud on the roof of Lao Junmao in Sanqing Realm! You are dead, you have cleaned it up into an auspicious cloud, and Lao Jun will know it in a while, and it will be strange if you don't clean it up! Qiu Yue scared me as she shook the fake cloud lotus vigorously.
"Don't shake it, it'll be embarrassing if you fall down for a while, Lao Tzu just learned the art of herding clouds. Don't shake it. "I went from enjoying it very much to being very helpless to wanting to beat people very much!
"Yo he! My temper has grown. Dare to stare at me. I'll shake it, you bite me? Autumn Moon grimaced at me with a grin and looked at me with disdain.
"Don't shake! After the wind, they are preparing for rain below! If we fall, we will not be protected by the evening. I resisted the urge to punch her and said to her with a smile.
"Hehehe! It's all your old family down there, you blow your beard and stare at Miss Ben again, Miss Ben told all the sisters of our Cold Moon Palace to come down, throw you into the wind, rain, thunder and lightning, and let you become a soup chicken, and be sanctioned by your old family's magic weapon. Hehehehehe! Come here, pinch my sister's arm and beat my leg! "Qiuyue, a dead girl, can't be alone with her in the sky, obviously the landlord Lao Cai bullies the little girl! Oh, no, it's bullying.
"Bullying you? You're Miss Ben's concubine, if you don't bully you, can you still be allowed to bully Miss Ben? Hurry up, I don't want to go down with the rain, so I honestly come over and beat my legs. Qiuyue sat on top of the cloud lotus, smiling and watching them rain after the wind!
I got up on my bones, and I really wanted to beat her, but after looking at the gods below, I was embarrassed to do it.
If the heroic deeds of my wife beating spread in the Nine Heavens, how could I be a person in the future? How much more am I a god, not a man!
Qiu Yue was also startled when she saw my face blue at first.
Later, when I saw that I was smiling again, I patted my chest and comforted myself repeatedly: "I'm scared to death baby!" I thought you were real! I'll tease you next time when I'm not around. Don't be angry, old. ”
While massaging her, I watched them rain after the wind, and said casually: "Master Horse, Master Horse, even the horse is brought to be the master, if you don't call me as an animal, I will already be grateful to Dade." Where do you dare to be angry? ”
"Sample! Just because of this, I have been thinking about leaving the Nine Heavens? No matter where you go, you are Miss Ben's concubine, I don't believe that you are still like my cousin, jumping out of the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements? Qiu Yue gradually lay down with great enjoyment, and said to me quietly.
I squatted on the side to give her a massage while watching the rain project of the Dragon Lord after the wind.
A huge cloud gradually turned into water droplets, pouring all the way down the Yangtze River to the upper reaches of Jinling City.
Crystal clear water droplets, passing through the thunder and lightning, seem to scatter one small star after another, or a piece of shining fluorescence, dancing under the clouds...... It's not spectacular.
I was fascinated by it, and I saw a familiar figure in the water curtain suddenly jumping up and down in the thunder and lightning, as if practicing some unfathomable skill ......!
"Woohoos......!" I let out a strange sigh.