Chapter 137: The Taste of Broken Love (Ninth Update)
Goo-dong.
A mouthful of thick soup sucked into my mouth.
At that moment, I seemed to see the golden glow on the gate of the western heaven.
"Is that what it is...... What does it taste like to be out of love?"
My eyes were full of tears, and the excessively sticky and mixed tastes in my mouth were comparable to the complex tastes of life, which were enough for me to remember for a hundred years.
"How's it going??," asked a dog-headed.
Another dog head said: "She's so moved, people will be moved to tears when they eat delicious food, and that's how it is performed on TV." ”
"But she's a ghost......"
"Shut up. ”
“......”
I swallowed the soup so hard that my mouth was numb, and for some reason, my tongue was swollen and hot, and it was very uncomfortable.
"Big Brother Dog...... Your soup ......"
I pointed weakly at the bowl.
Six eyes glared at me in unison.
"Delicious?"
"Delicious?"
"The best?"
I squeezed my nose and shook my head: "Poisonous!"
The large basin that the three-headed dog was holding in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter, and the green soup was scattered all over the ground, making a sizzling sound like something was melting.
I watched the small potholes appear on the black mud floor, and my heart was like thousands of cattle galloping on the green grassland.
"Brother Dog, should you be...... I drink poison all year round, and my sense of taste fails, right?"
"She said we had a taste failure. ”
"Is she trying to trick us out of more soup?"
"You're sick in the head! She's saying the leaves we've picked are poisonous!"
"Why are you scolding me again! Believe it or not, I'll bite you to death!"
"Come on, who's afraid of whom!"
"Bite and bite!"
“......”
The ghost is heavy.
I pulled out my tongue and fanned my hand, thinking about how to get out of here, after all, my willpower was not very strong, and I might not really be the fourth dog head after a long time.
At this time, one of the dog's heads suddenly said, "But if she doesn't eat fat, how can we eat her?"
Belch?!!!
"Eat...... Who?"
My whole ghost body was like being struck by lightning.
The three heads looked at me together, and said seriously: "Of course I ate you, otherwise why would we feed you?"
“......”
Poof.
As soon as my legs were weak, I lay directly on the ground, crying and wiping my tears and begging for mercy: "Big brother dog...... Please don't eat me, I'm a good ghost, I've had a rough life, I'm half-paralyzed, and I haven't taken a shower for a year......"
"She said she hadn't showered. "A head.
"As luck would have it, we hadn't washed it either. The other head said.
"But can you eat dog food after a bath?"
The third dog's hair was in doubt.
The other two thought seriously for a moment and shook their heads together.
Woo woo woo~
It's already pitiful to be locked up in Infernal Hell, okay, why am I reduced to a dog's food now?
Is this scene in front of you a distortion of dog nature or a moral degradation?
"Big Brother Dog...... I haven't eaten for a year, I have a loss of appetite, indigestion, and I can't get fat~"
"But it's been a long time since we've eaten fresh ghosts. ”
"She looks quite thin, do you want to feed her for two more days?"
"Feed what?" she said the soup we cooked was poisonous. ”
"That's because the leaves you picked are poisonous......"
"Then you didn't pick the leaves?"
"Do you believe I bit you?"
"Bite and bite, whoever is afraid of whom!!"
The three dog heads were noisy again.
I didn't dare to raise my head, so I quietly moved towards the leaky wooden door, but before I could move half a meter away, I heard the conversation of the three dogs' heads again.
"You see the dog food moving. ”
"Maybe she wanted to run. ”
"It's okay, let's wait and fish in the river again. ”
“......”
I looked up and wanted to cry without tears.
I swam here from the other side of the Heihe River to save you, okay, it's like the world is going down, and I won't let go of an old ghost!
That's when it happened.
In the TV with flashing snowflake ideas, a pleasant female voice suddenly sounded.
"Frizzy, dry, itchy, it's not your hair, it's your scalp! Want to get your hair black and smooth again? Want to make your hair loveable? Try xx shampoo and give you long, naturally smooth hair!"
On the blurred screen, a woman in a short skirt is holding something, baring a mouthful of white teeth, and smiling confidently.
The eyes of the three dogheads were also attracted, and after reading the advertisement, they each started to talk.
"Why isn't there this thing in the Black River?"
"Isn't it time for us to take a shower?"
"This female ghost doesn't wash it, why should we wash it?"
“......”
My eyes lit up timidly, and my voice trembled: "Brother dog, for example, if you promise not to eat me, I can help you take care of the hair on your body!"
"How to take care of it?"
"Are you a hairstylist?"
"The TV says that the hairstylists are all called Tony, and she says her name is Dongyan!"
"Okay. ”
Ahem.
I forcibly held back the rush in my heart, took out the white paper talisman from my arms and said, "Big brother dog, look, I'll put on a show." ”
Six large bulb-like eyes stared at my movements in unison, and when I glued the ghost talisman to my body, it smelled, and the robe covered with black stains instantly became clean and white, and all the stains on my skin disappeared.
"She's getting clean. A dog's head exclaimed.
"I also changed my hairstyle. ”
"It's a fragrant dog food too. ”
Why...... Or dog food?!
Crying chirping.
With tears in my eyes, I took off the ghost talisman and handed it over with both hands: "Brother dog, why don't you try it, if the effect is good, leave me a ghost life, okay?"
The three-headed dog didn't speak, but picked up the ghost talisman and stopped in front of each of the three heads for a while, and then clicked towards the center of the eyebrows of the middle head and pasted it.
There was a burst of white light on the white paper, smooth and soft, but it was quickly extinguished as if suppressed, and then ignited and extinguished, again and again, like breathing, up and down, up and down......
There was no movement at all.
"Failed?!"
I chuckled in my heart, and vaguely smelled the scent of dog food emanating from my body.
Bah!
I quickly got up and walked over, and said with a sneer: "Don't worry, big brother dog, I'll help you see what's going on." ”
When that ghost talisman was attached to the body of the three-headed dog of hell, the effect was slightly different from mine, as if it was very ...... struggled, igniting a faint white light again and again, and then swallowed by the filthy and fishy gas of the three-headed dog, the two air currents gathered together and shot out a crackling spark.
It was a long time before I saw the ghostly talisman swell up again, covering the entire three-headed dog's head and body.
Followed by.
All the long black hairs changed at a visible rate, and the knotted areas smoothed out on their own, and all the sludge and hairballs fell to the ground like raindrops.