"Alas, I envy you!" Cai Gonghe said to me while eating stinky tofu.

I came to pick up Han Jie tonight to watch an evening movie, and when I passed by the school gate, I bought a stinky tofu by the way to comfort Cai Gonghe, who had not been seen for a long time. He is a northerner, so he likes this kind of snack with a strong taste, and he enjoys eating it. I couldn't resist the temptation myself, so I ate with him.

After Cai Gonghe heard me show off my achievements in the "broken place" in the Eight Immortals Ridge, he couldn't help but be very envious, saying that he had never tasted a woman until he died!

He said gloomily: "Originally, before I joined the army, my mother was in my hometown and wanted to tell me a family affair. After joining the army, my family sent me a letter saying that the partners had been selected and that I would wait for me to go back and get married. What a pity! I ended up staying here and never going back! ”

After that, he turned his grief and anger into appetite, and picked up a piece of stinky tofu and stuffed it into his mouth. I heard him say pitiful, so I said, "Hey, do you want me to burn you another paper man?" Uh, she can't do the things of a real woman, but she can beat her back and pinch her legs, and you can still sleep with your arms when you sleep, how about it? ”

Cai Gonghe's eyes lit up, and he asked anxiously, "Is it really possible?" ”

I nodded, no problem. It's just that the paper figure needs more tools and materials to fold than the shroud, if I don't want to trouble, the next time I pass by a shroud shop, I can buy one directly.

But Cai Gonghe thought about it and shook his head again and again. He pointed to the monument where he was perched and said, "I am a martyr!" Those students line up every year to pay their respects to me, and I can't do that! Inappropriate! Inappropriate! ”

I couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "What does this have to do with whether you are a martyr or not?" That paper man and maid are not real people, not even real ghosts! ”

"No, no, no!" Cai Gonghe still shook his head like a rattle, "Even if I don't say it's a martyr, I'm still a progressive and enlightened gentleman!" Everyone is equal in this world, so how can I still call a servant? You don't have to say it anymore! Don't ruin my name! ”

When I saw that he was resolute, I stopped admonishing him. I meant it was for his good, but since he has his own principles, I must also respect him.

As we chatted, some passing students turned to look at us with disdain. Of course, they couldn't see Cai Gonghe, they could only see me eating smoked stinky tofu by myself leaning on a garbage can. There's no way, Cai Gonghe just eats a taste, no matter what kind of food he has in his stomach, it will turn into scum and leak out from below, and it would be too unhygienic if there was no trash can at the bottom.

After eating stinky tofu and chattering, I said goodbye to Cai Gonghe and continued to ride my little electric donkey to the dormitory to pick up Han Jie. Han Jie came down quickly. She is wearing denim suspenders and a plaid shirt tonight, coupled with her signature short hair, she looks very free and confident, compared to the average delicate girl, she has a special charm!

Since the relationship has become more "further", the two of us have become much more intimate when we meet. As soon as I passed, I naturally hugged her, and wanted to kiss her, but Han Jie pushed me away.

"Your mouth stinks! What to eat? Han Jie said in disgust.

I noticed it and said embarrassedly, "Stinky tofu ......"

"Huh! You are not allowed near me tonight! Han Jie pinched her nose and shouted.

"I'll go find a place to rinse my mouth in a moment! Buy another pack of chewing gum! ”

"What does chewing gum do? Smoke to death! ”

“......”

However, when it came time to watch a movie in the cinema, the two of us stuck together again and kissed mouth-to-mouth. My secret is: buy another stinky tofu and invite Han Jie to eat it before entering! Don't be suspicious of anyone now!

After watching the evening movie, it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. I twisted my head again and offered to sleep outside in a room. Han Jie immediately saw my intentions and categorically vetoed: "Don't think about it! I'm going back to sleep in the dormitory, and there will be activities in the student union tomorrow morning! ”

"I'll promise to get you to school on time tomorrow morning!" I hurriedly swore and said "coquettishly": "Hey, it's not the first time for the two of us, don't twist it like this...... Ouch! ”

Han Jie knocked on my head and scolded with a smile: "You think beautifully!" Last time, it was because you performed well, and it was a reward! Let's wait until you have a good performance next time! ”

I was unhappy, and my mouth was flattened again. But although the wishful thinking failed, I could only obediently send Han Jie back to school. After sending her off, I couldn't go back to the dormitory myself, so in desperation, my little electric donkey had to turn back to the city, ready to go to the mustache's antique shop for the night.

Halfway through the ride, when I passed by the gate of a community, I inadvertently saw a bunch of people surrounded by it, and the fire was shaking, and I don't know what was wrong? I was curious, and I said, "What are they doing so late?" Is it on fire? ”

The security guards of the community also ran over to see the excitement, and I slipped in when I saw that no one stopped me at the door. After parking the car, I squeezed into the crowd and looked, "Hey! I've seen this little guy! ”

A small child, dressed in a red robe and a top hat, with a floating dust in his hand, was muttering sutras to a large brazier on the ground. Isn't this the spirit boy I saw in the ancestral ancestral hall of the Cao family before?

I saw this spirit boy, the villain looks like an adult, and he is dressed as a non-monk or a monk, but his demeanor is very serious, and his gestures look calm and solemn. The crowd of onlookers on the side were all attracted by his approach, and their faces were full of awe. I was interested, and I didn't leave, just stood there and saw what he was going to do next.

The spirit boy recited the scriptures to the brazier for a long time, and then began to walk again. I see that his position is indeed not a random walk, but still very orderly. The spirit boy waved the floating dust while walking with a long step, and shouted in his mouth at the same time: "Thunder in the sky, fire on the ground, thunder in the sky and fire on the earth!" Thunder leads fire, fire gathers thunder, fire and thunder are born together! This boy, up to the sky thunder, down to the earth fire, fire and thunder combined, invincible! Haste as a law! ”

After performing this ** scene, Lingtong said to an old man standing in front of the unit building: "This old man, this Lingtong is going to take two Dharma protectors into the house to exorcise evil spirits now." Your family is waiting here, don't let the idle people wait in the way, I'll go back when I go!" ”

With that, Lingtong took two men with red turbans into the building. I suddenly found that one of the "Dharma Protectors" was a little familiar, and when I looked closely, it turned out to be Boss Su!

There were many onlookers, and the spirit boy said that no one should be allowed to enter the house, so it was naturally inconvenient for me to follow up and find Boss Su now. The people who stayed outside began to talk about it, and some went to the people of the owner's house to inquire about it. I was so far away that I couldn't hear what they were saying. However, I guess it's something strange that happened in this house, and tonight I specially invited this spirit boy to come over to exorcise evil spirits.

After a while, sure enough, the spirit boy quickly came out with two more Dharma protectors. Seeing the noisy crowd, the spirit boy coughed twice, and after the surroundings were quiet, he said loudly: "The evil has been removed, the filth has been cleared, and the family is safe and sound!" ”

"Good!"

The crowd of onlookers suddenly erupted in cheers and applauded one after another. It's like the audience has just watched a good play, and when they feel satisfied, they naturally want to applaud. When I saw this, I couldn't help but shake my head and sneer. This spirit boy's acting skills are really good!

After the spirit boy finished the play, he was about to start closing the stall and preparing to leave. Of course, it is impossible for Lingtong to do these trivial things by himself, so he swaggered away with a score, and there was a special car waiting for him outside the community. The two Dharma Protectors still had to pack up their things, and one of them put out the brazier, picked it up and left. Boss Su accepted the incense burner and offerings, and finally took a big red envelope from the victim's family, and then walked to the door of the community.

I stopped him in the middle of the road. Boss Su was surprised to meet me here, but he was still very happy and asked, "Why are you here?" ”

I said, "I just happened to be passing by." How? Boss Su, when you came to the provincial capital, you changed your career to do this? ”

Boss Su smiled and said, "That's good!" At present, the door has arranged for me to be a Dharma protector by the side of the Fire Thunder Boy, and the work is not tiring, and the income is higher than when I opened my own store in Nanting County! ”

"Dharma protector? Hehe! I quipped, "It's mainly up to you to protect him, right?" ”

"Shh Boss Su hurriedly looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "Don't point through!" Don't be thorough! I'm still going to rely on him to eat! ”

I saw that he was nervous, so I stopped joking with him and asked, "What's going on with this family?" ”

"Hey! Bagatelle! Boss Su smiled: "The children of this family went out to play, and picked up an old toy and hid it under the bed." I never thought that there was a little ghost attached to the toy, and it would make the whole family uneasy! It's okay, I took it away! ”

I guessed it should be this kind of minor trouble, otherwise it wouldn't have been solved so quickly. I asked him again, "Boss Su, where do you live now?" Where can I find you in the future? ”

Boss Su said: "I'm easy to find!" I live near the ancestral temple of the Cao family now, haven't you been to that place? The next time you have time to come and play with me, give me a call, and if I don't get a job, I'll usually be around there. ”

"Okay!" I nodded, "It's been a long time since I've asked you for the art of origami, so I'll definitely ask you for some pointers when I have time!" ”

"No problem! No problem! I promised your master that if you want to learn origami, just come to me! Boss Su smiled heartily.

At this time, another Dharma protector outside the community shouted to Boss Su from afar, and Boss Su quickly agreed. He turned to me and said, "Okay, I have to go!" Don't forget to call when you come! With that, he got into a van outside with a lot of stuff in his hand and left.

I looked at his back, but I felt a little desolate. In my mind, Boss Su should have been a free and responsible man. But now in order to make a living, he can only give help to these unpopular gods and spirit children, and he looks like he deserves it, which is really regrettable!