243 Shame
General Zhang's words, although they sound a bit strong, have to say that there is still some truth.
You know, bricks have never appeared on the battlefield, and since no soldiers have used them, how can they be considered weapons?
Watching the audience.
The envoys of Wu were stupid, they had never seen such shameless, he wowed, and shouted in pain, "Stop, stop, stop fighting!" ”
However, how could the wrestlers of Da Yue obey his command.
They haven't had enough yet.
Besides, Lu Yi, this dead fat man's big mouth is cracked, and everyone who is happy can see the back molars.
Lu Zhi held a broom in his hand, glanced up, chuckled, lowered his head and continued to clean seriously.
Yes, that's right, he was on the scene, this time as a cleaner.
Having a junior in the Ministry of Engineering is convenient, and he can plug in on any occasion.
This viewing platform is newly built, and it is supervised by Lu Jian, so Lu Zhi naturally has the opportunity to fish in troubled waters.
While cleaning, Lu Zhi's mouth was not idle, and he was still talking to himself, "Hehe, as the old saying goes, no matter how high your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives, and you also said that no matter how good your martial arts are, you can knock down a brick." ”
"Now, it's really a brick to knock down!" This cool thing said, that is, the envoy of Wu didn't hear it, and if he didn't keep it, he would be angry.
However, the Huotou Battalion didn't use the kitchen knife, which was already very face-saving for Wu Guo.
After all, kitchen knives are their "conventional weapons".
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Watching the audience.
The battle has come to an end, and the escorts of the Wu State Mission have suffered heavy losses.
Oh, I don't know what the loss is, whether it's tragic or not, let's wait until I'm rescued and wake up.
The envoy of Wu took the people to save people for a while, and then he remembered to ask for an explanation from Yue Guo, and went straight to the viewing platform angrily.
"Your Royal Highness the Second Prince, you must give Wu Guo an explanation for this matter, otherwise...... Hum! "The words are full of threats.
The second prince picked up a cup of tea, drank it in small sips, and then put down the teacup again, the whole process was as if he didn't see the envoy of Wu.
He is now representing the king of Yue, and he can't surrender his identity, and the "improper" messenger in front of him is not qualified to let him reply.
General Zhang laughed, "Noble envoy, what do you want?" ”
"Humph!" The envoy of Wu didn't dare to be too presumptuous, the one in front of him was not easy to mess with, "It's the rule made by you Yue Guo, you are not allowed to use weapons, you can't say anything about this, right?" ”
General Zhang Da pointed to the audience, "Your Excellency, I have never used weapons, if you don't believe it, look below." ”
"It's all quibbles...... "The envoy of Wu State muttered, looking under the viewing platform-
I saw Lu Yizheng cooking with the wrestlers of the Huotou Battalion, and they built a simple stove with those blood-stained bricks, and there was a big black pot on the stove.
Now that the water was boiling, several wrestlers took out the tin jar from their arms, skillfully opened the jar, and then poured the contents into the pot.
After a while, the smell of meat began to spread.
This is the canned food that Lu Zhite supplied to the fire head camp, pour it in the pot, add some water to make it a good dish, it is very convenient.
Of course, because the technology is not mature, the shelf life is not very long.
How did you come up with it? …… General Zhang held back a smile, "Your envoy, you have also seen that the one who fought with the escort of your mission was the firehead battalion of my Dayue Acropolis Army, and they really used not weapons, but cooking guys." ”
"The Fireheads? The guy who cooks? The envoy of Wu State muttered blankly, and stepped back from the viewing platform step by step.
The reality is in front of you, these people are cooking on the spot, who are you going to reason?
The bricks are like a hoe in the field, and they can also hurt people, but can you say that the hoe is a weapon?
The envoy of Wu walked in despair, and the whole person was confused, but he miscalculated and failed to see through Yue Guo's tricks.
Lu Yi cooked on the spot just to give a reason and an excuse to the viewing platform, and his attention was always on the viewing platform, and now that the envoy of Wu Guo got off the viewing platform, he naturally saw it.
"Being calculated by the fourth child, you are not unjustly defeated." Lu Yi sniffled, he was already able to eat.
One last glance at the defeated generals, the dead fat man smiled, and then looked at the bricks that had made great achievements.
These bricks are also supplied by Lu Zhite to the fire head camp, although it is very convenient to bury the pot for cooking, but it always feels unhygienic, or the simple stove built of the bricks looks more high-end, well, it can also protect itself at critical moments.
"Brothers, let's take a quick bite first." While speaking, someone had already handed Lu Yi dry food, "Eat first, and when it's okay in the evening, I'll invite everyone to have a big meal." ”
"Gluttony? That's a good feeling. ”
"Yes, I've heard it all, it's precious."
Just after a fight, the physical wear and tear was huge, and the wrestlers of the Huotou battalion opened their stomachs to eat.
There are still traces of blood on the bricks, which have been dried by the fire, but there is still some smell of blood.
Eating and drinking in front of such a stove, there is quite a feeling of "ambition to eat Hulu meat, laughing and thirsty to drink the blood of the Huns".
As the envoy of Wu walked and walked, he smelled the rich aroma of meat, and his confused brain gradually cleared up.
Fire Head Battalion? It's really a fire camp! It was the Firehead Battalion that defeated my team?
It's a shame, it's a shame!
The envoy of the state of Wu came back to his senses and shouted, "I will definitely report today's events to my king, and I will also inform the king of Yue, and I will definitely ask for an explanation in the court, tomorrow, tomorrow!" ”
Obviously, this is annoyance.
Lu Yi was a little worried when he heard this, and the broth in his hand was not fragrant.
He is better at fighting, and if he really wants to confront the DPRK, he really has no bottom in his heart.
But it's okay, just leave the brains to the two younger brothers.
Thinking like this, Lu Yi was hungry, "Dry food cakes, quick, give me another piece." ”
"Boss, you haven't even been in battle, why are you still so hungry?"
"Are you burying me?" Lu Yi glared fiercely, "Be careful not to take you to the gluttonous house at night." ”
"Don't dare, don't dare."
"Hmph, hmph, don't you know, I scolded the envoy of the Wu Kingdom, and it was also very physically exhausting, so I have to make up for it......"
A big victory, watching the audience, laughter, even the injured, feel less painful.
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On the viewing platform.
General Zhang handed over the battle flag to his own soldiers, turned around and sat opposite the second prince, "Your Highness, the envoy of the Wu State put down his cruel words, I'm afraid he won't give up." ”
The second prince waved his hand, "Don't disturb the general, it's not my forte to lead the troops to fight, but the court argues fiercely, and there is only one envoy of Wu State, so there is no need to worry." ”
General Zhang nodded, "That's very good." ”
The second prince smiled slightly, raised the teacup, "General, let's replace wine with tea, let's do it!" After speaking, I drank it all, and there was a hint of boldness in the elegance.
Although it was a pretentious gesture, General Zhang didn't say anything, but laughed, "Okay, it's done!" ”
Happy, self-despised white!