449 The Water Thieves Are Coming!

The sarcasm who worked with me talked nonsense after drinking, and scolded Boss Cha fiercely behind his back, but he was listened to by Boss Cha!

Boss Cha's face turned pale, stared at the sarcastic ghost fiercely, and asked, "How do you know where I hid this bottle of wine?" ”

At this time, the sarcastic ghost had completely lost the righteous and awe-inspiring posture just now, and became cringe, and stumbled in his mouth: "Old, old, boss, I, I, I happened to see ......"

"Coincidentally? Hum! Boss Cha snorted coldly and said, "I have treasured this bottle of wine for more than ten years, and even I am reluctant to drink it myself, but you drank it all in one go!" ”

The sarcastic ghost shivered and kept wiping his sweat, but in fact, it couldn't sweat a drop now, and there was only a conditioned reflex left in a state of tension.

"You steal my wine and drink it, and you still scold me for being stingy behind my back! Scold me for having a bad temper! Scold me for my obscene appearance! Damn, look how I'm going to tear up your stinky mouth this time! Boss Cha's anger finally broke out completely, and he picked up the broom from behind the door, chasing and beating the sarcasm. As far as I know, that broom is made of locust wood, which is just right for fighting ghosts!

The sarcastic ghost hurriedly dodged, begging for mercy while hiding: "Boss Cha, I was wrong!" It's my mouth! Don't fight, don't fight! ”

Boss Cha didn't want to listen to it at all, so he just picked up the broom and pumped it vigorously. In the process, I was almost affected by the dough rolling ghost and the scissor ghost. Mockers are bobbing around in the small noodle shop, and there are many innocent people who have suffered from the tables, chairs, and chopsticks.

When he couldn't dodge, the mocker jumped out of the window and ran to the deck. Boss Cha still didn't give up, and also chased him to the deck. In the end, the sarcastic ghost had to jump into the water, and the boss had bad legs and feet, and he was not very good at swimming, so he stopped the pursuit.

He stood on the gang of boats, pointed his broom at the mocker below, and yelled, "Get out! You don't know what to do, you have no conscience, you call Hanako ghost! Back then, I kindly took you in and gave you a place to stay, but I didn't expect you to repay me like this? Get out of the way, let me see you one more time, and then I will arrest you and sell you as a ghost slave!" ”

The sarcastic ghost soaked in the water, although he could not drown, but he really looked embarrassed. It knew that no matter how much it flattered and begged for mercy at this time, it was useless, so it simply tore out its throat and scolded Boss Cha: "You unstoppable iron rooster!" Bald guy! Dead cripple! Is it rare for you to stay with you as Lao Tzu? In addition to exploiting employees and deducting wages, when have you ever shown kindness? Don't be pretending there, I think your noodle shop is going to close down sooner or later! If you are bankrupt, you can only come out and be a beggar like me! Ask for food! ”

"Hey! Let's hear it, everybody! Check the boss's bad deeds! Not only did he pick the door, but he was also! He said that he was cut off his leg when he was fighting a water thief, but in fact, he was driven out by the cave master because he was molesting the maid in the cave master's mansion! The last time he fought a water thief, he had been hiding in the pit and didn't dare to come out! Coward! Afraid of death! , I'm phew! ”

In terms of fighting, even if Boss Cha is lame, he can clean up the sarcastic ghost properly, but when it comes to scolding in the air, he is not the opponent of the sarcastic ghost. The sarcastic ghost scolded all kinds of rumors and rumors about him, and it really attracted a lot of onlookers who did good things.

This can make Boss Cha angry, it's just a smoke!

He didn't care if his leg was lame, and he jumped into the water with a "plop", trying to catch the mocker. The sarcastic ghost saw that Boss Cha came to chase him so desperately, and he was also taken aback, so he hurriedly shut up and swam away in the water.

Boss Cha definitely couldn't catch up, so in the end he could only crawl back to the boat wet, strip naked and sit in the cabin to sulk by himself. At this time, even the henchman roller did not dare to provoke him, and the remaining few men had to hide far away and survive the night without embarrassment.

On the second day, there was no one running in the noodle restaurant, so Boss Cha had to go into battle in person, not only to wipe the table, greet business, but also to serve noodles, collect bowls, and collect money back and forth. His legs and feet are very bad, and he can choke himself enough at the end of the day.

There was no way, so Boss Cha had to post a notice again to recruit new employees. But he did pick and choose, and the salary offered was not even willing to come to the worst ghosts. He had to take care of running for three days in a row.

On the third night, I secretly released the bookworm ghost and said to it, "You have nothing to do in my porcelain vase all day, so you might as well come out and see the world." It just so happens that there is a lack of a runner in my noodle restaurant, it doesn't matter if you are paid or not, you can do it! ”

The bookworm ghost was a little hesitant at first, and hesitated: "I have never run a hall before, just a poor scholar who has no power to tie the chicken. I'm afraid I won't be able to do this job......"

I laughed and said, "What's so hard about this?" The work of running the hall is the easiest, as long as you are diligent. When you see a guest coming, you ask what you are eating, and then you run to the kitchen and tell me. When the noodles are ready, they are served to the guests, and when the guests are finished, you go to collect the dishes and wipe the table by the way. You can't say you can't do these simple jobs, do you? ”

"If that's all I want, well, I can give it a try."

The bookworm ghost has been staying in my porcelain vase and didn't dare to come out, feeling stuffy and panicking, since there is such a chance to show up in the bright light now, I finally agreed.

The next morning, I arranged for the bookworm ghost to climb down from the stern of the boat, and then climb up from the bow of the boat, and found Boss Cha and said that he was looking for a job. Boss Cha looked the bookworm ghost up and down several times suspiciously, not thinking that it looked like it could do rough work. The bookworm ghost offered to let it try first, and Boss Cha had no choice but to agree when no one was available.

Fortunately, although the bookworm ghost is a nerd, at least he is not stupid. After a full day of probation, nothing went wrong. Although Boss Cha was not very satisfied with it, he reluctantly reluctantly retained it in view of the fact that among the people and ghosts who came to apply, only the bookworm ghost was willing to accept such a low salary of twenty yin yuan per month.

In this way, the bookworm ghost had his first official job (not counting being imprisoned in the library) and became my colleague.

In the eighteenth hole, another month passed in such an ordinary day, and I still didn't wait for Liu Han to appear. This made me a little worried.

Could it be that she was also implicated and punished because of me? Even, the ambiguous relationship between her and me has long been discovered and denounced by some well-intentioned people, and the underworld has now detained her in the dungeon, trying to blackmail me with this?

The more I thought about it, the more anxious I became, and my mentality was not as relaxed and comfortable as when I first arrived at the 18th hole. But after calming down, after rational thinking and analysis, I decided to stay here.

Perhaps, Liu Han was only delayed by the strict investigation and rectification of the underworld and the Yin army after I escaped, after all, submitting to resign at such a sensitive time, or sneaking away like me, is a very easy move to attract suspicion. Perhaps, she was waiting for an opportunity to leave the underworld before she could get out and join me.

Thinking about it this way, maybe it will take a year and a half for Liu Han to appear on the eighteenth hole. That also means that I have to be ready to "fight a protracted battle" and continue to play the role of "Master Feng".

What I didn't expect was that I didn't wait for Liu Han, but I waited for another catastrophe first!

At noon that day, business in the noodle restaurant was at its most prosperous, not only was the cabin already full of customers, but even a few tables and chairs were set up on the deck, which were quickly filled.

With so many customers coming to the door at the same time, it is a great test for the kitchen's ability to serve food. Once your food comes out too slowly, the customers who come later will not have the patience to wait any longer, and then get up and leave, and you will lose the business. This is a very direct loss for turnover and word of mouth.

Fortunately, all the guys in the kitchen of this noodle restaurant are "go-getters"!

I have already practiced the cooking skills of taking care of two stoves and frying two pots at the same time, which I learned from Lu Fatzi when I ran takeaway in the Xiling ghost market. As long as my mind is not messed up and my hands and feet are sharp, simple dishes such as boiled noodles and fried noodles can be done by relying on muscle memory.

Of course, the chef's cooking must also ensure that there is an adequate supply of ingredients to stir-fry quickly. I don't need to worry about this, not to mention the noodle roller, with its innate divine power, it is not a problem to roll out dozens of catties of noodles in an hour, and you can pull out a few catties of ramen noodles when you are empty.

And the scissor ghost on the other side doesn't hold back. The scissors in its hand "Click! Click! The ground danced, the noodles cut out were straight and long, and the shredded meat and vegetable leaves cut out were also neat and of the right thickness, and they could never find fault with it.

The "production line" in the kitchen is powerful enough, but it just suffers the bookworm ghosts running outside. It ran up and down, running in and out, in a hurry, and couldn't keep it busy. In order to make more money, Boss Cha had no choice but to help the bookworm ghost run the hall together, and he finally managed to cope with it.

"Let's go! Let's go! ”

“…… Come on! ”

At this moment, there was a loud commotion outside, and the other ships lifted anchor and began to row in the direction of the back six holes. However, I was so busy in the kitchen that I couldn't hear what was being shouted outside.

Boss Cha didn't hear clearly, so he stuck his head out of the cabin and asked the rice seller next door who was lifting anchor to leave: "Hey, Lao Wu!" What to run? ”

Lao Wu kept in his hands, only looked up in a panic and replied: "There are water thieves!" The water thieves are here again! ”

"What? Water thieves again? Boss Cha was also taken aback immediately.

"That's right, otherwise why would so many ships run?" After saying these two sentences, Lao Wu also hurriedly drove the rice selling boat and left.