Chapter 510 Wear the thickest armor and get the most vicious beatings
Fang Yeqi said: "I said that you are unreasonable, obviously you blocked my way with your thighs first, and I didn't touch you, can you blame me for losing the game because of my poor skills?" ”
"I said you're still not a man, and I'm a little woman here?" Shen Tian said a little impatiently, "It's just a game, and it's not to force you, what's there to be afraid of, besides, your teammates are all beautiful girls, you can add WeChat directly after playing!" ”
I took the exam, and I actually used a beautiful girl to seduce others, such a despicable and shameless means...... I like it!
Someone asked with a righteous face: "Let's make it clear first, one or four?" ”
The appearance is okay, it turns out that he is still a greedy ghost, and the man really doesn't have a good thing!
Shen Tian was disdainful in his heart: "Of course it's four." ”
When Fang Ye heard it, he immediately said with a calm face: "Okay, it doesn't matter if my sister is not a sister, the main thing is that I like to play pesticides, so let's do it." ”
Bah, people who have only played Arthur are embarrassed to say that they like pesticides, and ghosts will not fall for you!
Shen Tian secretly took a sip.
Fang Ye's newly bought mobile phone happened to be pre-loaded with pesticides for the deceased, and when she saw her sister's appearance, she was a little anxious, so she stopped talking about it at the moment, and directly added her WeChat registration number.
After seeing the player who signed Fang Ye enter the room, the other three girls in the team were stunned.
"Sister Tian, who is this Fang Ye, who is still a stubborn bronze?" The cute girl with a very crisp voice is named Ye Su, and she is also Shen Tian's best friend, she was the first to ask curiously.
In my impression, Shen Tian doesn't seem to have a boyfriend, and she usually doesn't fake colors to men, how could she bring such a teammate?
Shen Tian explained: "Xiao Su, he is next to me, I don't know him, let's pull it up and top it casually." ”
After hearing such a very perfunctory introduction, Fang Ye suddenly had bad thoughts in his heart, and he smiled shyly: "Xiao Tiantian, look at how you talk, people are not casual people, how can they go around?" Anyway, who did you want me to do just now, Xiao Su, right? ”
Shen Tian almost heard it messily in the wind, you can force a car on the road with a good sentence, I will give you a lung!
Burst!
Two of the three girls laughed directly, while the rest of Ye Shu laughed and said, "Sister Tian, where did you come from, you drive without saying a word?" ”
Fang Ye said aggrievedly: "Beauty, I'm a helpful top ten good citizen, the kind that can't ride a bicycle, how can I drive?" ”
"Don't explain, the tire marks are still on our faces, and they hurt just now." If you video it now, you will definitely be able to see Ye Su's beautiful little dimple with a smile.
Another girl asked, "Old driver, are you good at playing with pesticides?" ”
"Needless to say, of course it's amazing!"
Ye Su became interested immediately: "How powerful it is, can you talk about it?" ”
Fang Ye said seriously: "I played Arthur Lao Slip, and the battle has reached the fifteenth level, and I have only failed once!" ”
After hearing his slightly smug words, the three girls all fell silent, and the chat channel suddenly fell silent......
"That...... Haven't you played the versus mode except for the campaign? ”
Fang Yeqi said: "Hey, it turns out that this game still has a battle mode?" ”
The crowd was once again collectively speechless.
In order not to hit the morale of others, Shen Tian had to take the initiative to break the embarrassment: "Don't worry, Fang Yecai is a little outrageous, but we still have a chance in this game, the strength of the other party has basically been figured out, as long as you play steadily, you will win at least sixty percent!" ”
"Okay."
It's about to start, and the three girls have nothing to say, after all, Shen Tian is the captain, and she has the final say.
Just as he entered the preparation screen, the captain of the team opposite asked curiously, "What's the situation, aren't you a women's team, how can there be men?" ”
Shen Tian replied angrily: "Men and women are not tired of working together, and there are still little eunuchs on duty in the emperor's harem, who stipulates that women's teams can't recruit men?" ”
Fang Ye's face was suddenly full of black lines, your analogy is too much, why do you have to use the little eunuch, can't you use the big inner guard?
As soon as these words came out, the opposite side immediately fried the pot, and ADC said enviously: "Beauty, then you can't recruit men, please take care of them!" ”
Assistant: "I want to go too, can you get a seat?" I'm sweet and salty, not sticky, and very obedient! ”
The jungler is not far behind: "Count me ...... too"
The captain's face suddenly darkened: "You all shut up for me and concentrate on the game!" ”
His prestige in the team was obviously very high, and the others immediately did not dare to speak up.
When the BAN people on both sides were selecting people, Fang Ye cut out the picture and searched for it in Baidu.
Shen Tian saw that he was looking at it seriously, and couldn't help asking, "It's almost the beginning, are you still watching the news?" ”
"I'm not watching the news."
"What are you looking at?"
Fang Ye replied honestly: "Look at Arthur's strategy skills, I haven't played for too long, I can't remember how his skills were used." ”
The corners of Shen Tian's mouth twitched: "There are only three skills in total, you can't even remember this?" ”
"Don't be afraid, it's the so-called grinding gun, it's not bright, it's not light, I'll just review it." Fang Ye said with a smile, although he had never played the battle mode, but he had watched a few live broadcasts before, and he was quite clear about the gameplay of the meat shield hero.
Shen Tian didn't expect the other party to really play the role of a meat shield and auxiliary, and said casually: "Xiao Su is an ADC, you just need to protect her all the time, don't worry about anything else, it's the same when fighting in a team, try to absorb the enemy's firepower." ”
"Oh, I know this, tanks wear the thickest armor and are beaten the hardest!" Fang Ye made an OK gesture.
Hmm, that sums it up perfectly......
Although this guy is unreliable, Shen Tian is still not very relieved, but now he can only nod.
After the start, Shen Tianxuan's Luna chose to play in the jungle, while Fang Ye and Ye Su's Marco Polo went down.
Not long after the army was dispatched, Luna, who killed Papa Smurf in her own wild area, was hammered by three wolf-like men, and she was about to rejoice when she escaped back to the middle tower with a blood bullet.
These bastards have actually been succeeded by them!
Shen Tian was so angry that she almost threw away her mobile phone, she squeezed her small fist and smashed it into the chair next to her, but she forgot that there was already someone on the chair, so she punched Fang Ye's thigh hard.
"Ouch!" Fang Ye screamed exaggeratedly, "Beauty, you just hang up, why are you angry with me?" ”
Shen Tian said disdainfully: "Don't I like it?" ”
Fang Ye said with a bitter face: "Okay, yes, but if you want to move so many more centimeters, I will really become a eunuch!" ”