Chapter 175: Very Timely
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"Ha, ha, Zuo Baifeng, your kid is finally willing to come back? We thought you wouldn't come back! ”
"Who knew you were back! At least let us see that you kid hasn't been fascinated by that beautiful 'fox fairy'. ”
Who knew that as soon as the conversation changed, the young man led by him put on a serious attitude and said stupidly. "Ha, ha, but you're back this time, so you have to stop messing with a few of us! No matter how you say it, it has to be a capital crime that can be avoided, and a living crime is hard to keep. ”
After speaking, when he saw that the young man who was the leader immediately rushed up, he reached out and pinched Zuo Baifeng's thin face fiercely, and then pinched Zuo Baifeng's face and warned very sharply. "Zuo Baifeng, if you want to play treacherous again this time, don't you honestly explain to our brothers. Don't say that the little uncle is facing you, it's the master who is here, and our brothers are not negotiable to beat you! ”
Facing the siege and reprimand of several teenagers of the same age who came to him as soon as he entered the mountain gate, Zuo Baifeng was really hard to argue and suffer. For a while, he couldn't resist left and right, so he had to let those teenagers slander and laugh at him wantonly, but he pretended to be deaf and dumb, and was at the mercy of others.
In this way, after the teenagers of the same age wantonly vented their long-lost emotions, they saw Zuo Baifeng, who was surrounded in the middle, suddenly waved his hand to a few people and said. "Senior brothers, you've made a fuss, you've said enough, and the resentment that should be vented should also be vented, now it's time for me to let Zuo Baifeng go back and sleep well, right?"
"Otherwise, even if my Zuo Baifeng hadn't been trapped to death by the 'fatigue' of these days, I'm afraid that I would be 'wholeed' to death by a few of you now."
However, before Zuo Baifeng could calm down his aggrieved emotions, the teenagers of the same age started to make a fuss again. For a while, he was pulling the shabby package on Zuo Baifeng's back, and was trying his best to grab it, as if those peers could all find some earth-shattering secrets in Zuo Baifeng's dilapidated package, or the peerless secret that was famous for nine days. Let Zuo Baifeng defend his innocence many times, those people just don't give up, how can they still take Zuo Baifeng's words to prove his innocence seriously.
Just when Zuo Baifeng was besieged by these people, the Qingfeng Dao Immortal who came in together was really blind, and shouted loudly. "What do you want to do? Bai Feng and I had just come back from outside, and before we had time to rest for a while, you monkeys came to grab the work and prey first. It seems that Uncle Xiao doesn't give you a little bit of a powerful color to look at, and you won't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick. ”
"Don't, don't, little uncle, how many of our brothers dare to carry it with your old man? Aren't we venting a bad breath for you, little uncle? Save this kid from gaining momentum for a while, relying on the master's preference for him, he dares to do whatever he wants in the eyes of our senior brothers. ”
Hearing this, Qingfeng Daoxian suddenly spoke to each other, and actually scolded his brother and a few others, and the young man led by him immediately jumped out
Smash your mouth and explain. In the end, he didn't forget to push a few people next to him in time, as if he was shouting with the amusement of not being responsible for the law. Uncle Xiao, you have your Zhang Liangji, and I also have Xiao Hemou, it depends on what you can do to me?
Seeing that the teenagers did not disperse for a while, they were still fighting against Zuo Baifeng, Qingfeng Daoxian shook the dust in his hand indignantly for a while, "Go, go, go, it's all gone." Let Zuo Baifeng go back and rest first, and we will have to be trained by the master after dinner. ”
"If you obstruct and obstruct like this again, I'm not kind to you." As he spoke, he waved the Buddha dust casually, and he was about to make a move to come forward and beat people.
Seeing this, the teenagers knew that they couldn't make any more trouble, so they had to pretend to be a good old man and said, "Little uncle, don't worry!" You can just hand over a few of Senior Brother Bai Feng to us, and make sure that he eats and sleeps well, and he can be a happy little lazy worm like before, and he can sleep with him all the time. ”
As he spoke, the people laughed self-deprecatingly, then glanced at each other, and quickly lifted Zuo Baifeng's whole body to look at the mountain behind.
Seeing this, Qingfeng Dao Immortal also sighed inexplicably, and he couldn't get angry for a while, so he had to shake his head and walk back to his observation site alone.
On the other side, after Zuo Baifeng was carried back to the previous observation site by those people on all fours, the brothers didn't dare to make a mistake at first, after all, they understood what Qingfeng Dao Immortal said, "The two of us just came back from outside, and we have food and rest there." If you want to make trouble, you have to let the family fill their stomachs first, right? Don't make people starving!. Besides, our body is very smelly, you don't think it's dirty, I'm still dirty? ”
In this way, although the brothers had a yearning for Zuo Baifeng at this time, and an eager desire to crack all mysteries, they didn't dare to treat Zuo Baifeng slowly in the face of life and death.
For a while, in the coordination of the young man at the head, the brothers had a clear division of labor, and acted quickly, taking the lead in serving Zuo Baifeng, who was trapped and paralyzed at this time, like a little prince.
However, after the few brothers worked diligently and did a good job of treating people, a few people were like servants in your mansion, serving Zuo Baifeng, a kid, for nothing, and enjoying a meal of human delicacies and Qiong sauce and jade liquid. However, after all this became peaceful, I saw the young man in Tsing Yi who was the leader suddenly said in a high voice. "Brothers, our brothers have done enough to treat people, so the next thing will be left to Zuo Baifeng, this kid to perform."
The teenagers of the same age heard this at the head, and the rest of the people seemed to have given a challenge to Zuo Baifeng
, immediately energetically asked Zuo Baifeng, who had already drunk and eaten enough at this time and had taken a small bath. "Zuo Baifeng, tell me about your experience of going down the mountain this time, right? After a few days of fighting and snakefighting, I heard other people's rumors about you, but I am afraid that we will all die of hunger for these unlucky eggs. ”
"Zuo Baifeng, you can say nothing else. But you can't help but tell us a few about the 'female fox fairy' who has been a hundred years old? What does she look like? And is she beautiful? Say, say it, don't hang our appetite anymore. ”
"Zuo Baifeng, why are you so capable of doing things? Even the 'Female Fox Fairy' who has been suffering for 500 years has been bumped into by you, so it's no wonder that the master is so loyal to you. ”
Although most of those people were thinking about how to get a glimpse of the secrets in Zuo Baifeng's heart, there were also one or two who sighed and said. "Alas, fortunately, the master directly selected Zuo Baifeng this time, if the method of drawing lots and rotating as before, accidentally let the master choose me, I don't know if I will come back alive at this time."
"Especially for someone like me, if I was in such a harsh and terrifying environment at that time, I was afraid that if I was not scared to death by the fox fairy who had been in the tribulation for five hundred years, I would have to be scared to death by those people who didn't know why."
"Go, go, don't say frustrating things here, we are domineering and want to hear about Zuo Baifeng's 'adventure', your kid is worried here first, it's really a complete worry."
However, Zuo Baifeng, who was surrounded by several people, was immersed in this persecution environment full of all kinds of strange and difficult questions for a while, and he seemed unable to answer. Because even Zuo Baifeng himself really didn't know who to answer first, he was afraid that if he could answer this young man's question, he would definitely fall behind another person's question. If the two sides quarrel over this, it will be a mess and endless.
Therefore, when Zuo Baifeng was in a dilemma, he could only hear him immediately roar and shout as hard as he could. "Don't you all argue, won't I confess everything to you? Why bother making everyone so swordsmanlike. ”
Those teenagers who were making a lot of trouble, were screamed by Zuo Baifeng's terrible roar, and the noisy and chaotic situation immediately quieted down, as if they were completely frightened in the middle, staring straight at Zuo Baifeng who rushed out just now. "Zuo Baifeng, what are you yelling at? If you have a fart, let it go, don't be so arrogant. Wait a minute, you can't tell you why, I'm afraid you'll have to be a turtle bastard. ”
Zuo Baifeng was really quiet for a moment, as if he was adjusting his way of speaking, and then stared at those people and opened his mouth to speak. "This, what is this red knife to say, anyway, it will be over in one sentence."
Those few people were shocked and exclaimed, "Boy, what are you talking about?" You said it so lightly. ”
"Ha, ha, isn't it just that I went through nine deaths and returned with peace? You know the things and the truth, what else is there to say. "Left white maple
As if suddenly enlightened, he said that he was about to cover up the past with a smile on his mouth. Suddenly, he glanced at the boys who were waiting for fascination, and immediately looked at them with a pair of eyes and said. "As for the hundred-year-old 'female fox fairy' you said, is it beautiful? Isn't it pretty? Aren't they all exactly the same as our normal people? What's so special about it? It will not have an extra pair of eyes on the head and an extra arm on the body. ”
"So don't always be surprised by things, the things of the world are not as exaggerated and terrifying as you think, and they are not as beautiful and magical as you think."
Hearing Zuo Baifeng's foolish words, the young boys immediately got up angrily, and pulled Zuo Baifeng's shirt and said indignantly. "Zuo Baifeng, are you coaxing us like idiots? Or do you want to be a fool for fun? Let's not believe it, do you think that if the master spoils you, we won't be able to move you? With that, several people rushed up and surrounded Zuo Baifeng like a monster.
However, just when a few people were eager to put Zuo Baifeng's imperial eight pieces, they only heard someone outside the bedroom knocking on the door in a very timely manner, "Zuo Baifeng, Senior Brother Zuo, Master Hindsight, please come with me immediately." ”
(End of chapter)