Chapter 34 I'm a monster, you ask me how to subdue the demon (๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
"Hmm......"
"Here's the thing......"
"A few days ago, there was a bad guy in the Hangzhou government who asked me to help with a tricky matter, and I agreed."
Seeing that the female goblin seemed to be quite interested, and was tilting her head to listen with curiosity, Li Bai relayed the question he was struggling with and worried about just now, as well as the things that Li Sanlang had told him, little by little.
Anyway, it's nothing more than a monster somewhere in Hangzhou City, it's very evil, and then the county orders and officials in the government are all helpless, and they have invited several waves of people to subdue the demons, but in the end, the people who invited them died and ran, and in the end there was no way, that Li Sanlang didn't know where to get the news, and after knowing that he Li Bai had some ability, he found him.
And Li Bai, who is not very skilled in the demon subjugation business, is not very confident, so he has to ask the fairy lady surnamed Bai in front of him today.
"Huh?"
"You...... You ask me how to descend and subdue demons?! ”
However, it was Li Bai's turn to be a little surprised: the female goblin in front of her, the little white lady, after listening to his words, first repeated a light sigh, and then quickly became stupid, and the whole person became a little dumbfounded.
“??”
"Hey! What happened to you? ”
Li Bai didn't understand why the other party suddenly had such an expression, because he thought that he didn't seem to have done anything wrong, he was just asking a small question that he felt was a little tricky and the other party might understand.
"Silly?"
"It's weird, as for ......"
Li Bai wanted to step forward and pat the other party's face to wake him up, but after thinking about it, he didn't dare.
After all, their relationship with each other is not good, and they are not confidants and friends, at most they are just neighbors who have reached some kind of tacit understanding on some things, if he really dares to do that kind of frivolous Meng Lang thing to her, then he will definitely be hunted down by her with samadhi true fire, right?
“!!”
After a while, the female goblin who seemed to be in a state of shutdown finally came back to her senses.
"Li Bai!"
"You must have just come to embarrass me, right? How dare you ask me, a great monster with hundreds of years of Taoism, how to slay demons? It's not that you don't know, I'm also a monster, you find a monster and ask how to subdue the demon? ”
"You!"
"Didn't you want to ask how to bring me down? Do I look as stupid as you think?! ”
"Hah!"
"If you want to deal with me, you can let the horse come now, don't beat around the bush!!"
Then, of course, feeling insulted or thinking that she had been seriously provoked, just like the kind of monk who was scolded 'bald donkey' in front of her, she directly stretched out her jade fingers that were as white as shallots in anger, pointed at Li Bai's nose and continued to scold sharply:
"I got it......"
"You guy must have practiced swordsmanship for a few days, and then he felt that he was capable, so he wanted to come and taste the power of my samadhi true fire?!"
After scolding, I felt that she was still a little relieved, and she felt that she seemed to be really helpless with her swordsmanship alone, so she immediately made a decision directly, and planned to set fire to people directly if she didn't agree with her.
“??”
"Hey!"
"You wait!"
"Don't be impulsive, I don't want to fight with you!"
Seeing the gesture of the female goblin, he knew that the other party must be preparing something that he was afraid of, so Li Bai was so frightened that he hurriedly made a blocking move, and then jumped back and took a big step, ready to run away at any time.
"Are you crazy?"
"I'm just asking, what are you so excited about?"
"Besides, little lady Bai, you have to be reasonable, I, Li Bai, don't really want to descend to you, are you so nervous?"
"You ......"
“!!”
"Shut up! Do you still want to bring me down? ”
"Hah! Li Bai, Li Bai, just your three-legged cat's kung fu, you have only been practicing for a few years, can you stop me?! ”
"Look at the move! Samadhi True ......"
"Hey!"
"You calm down first!"
"Little White Lady, I didn't say I wanted to descend to you, I just made an analogy, I just said it so casually."
"Tell me?"
"I can't talk about it, I can't even think about it!"
"Don't get excited......
"I swear to God, I Li Bai really don't want to deal with you, I really want to deal with other monsters, really, the conscience of heaven and earth!"
Seeing the female goblin in front of him becoming more and more excited, seeing that Li Bai, who was gradually a little indescribable, simply stretched out his hand and swore to the sky, not planning to say more, so as not to get darker and darker, and when the time comes, it will be bad if the two of them turn against each other or something.
To be honest, the environment in this place is very good and quiet now, and there is basically no one to disturb him, he really likes it very much, and he is very willing to continue to live next to each other with the female goblin in front of him, and he does not intend to break it easily.
“……”
Finally, seeing that Li Bai actually made an oath, the female goblin was stunned for a moment, and then frowned and stared at Li Bai angrily for a while, and found that the other party really had no hostility towards him and after thinking about the other party's oath, she barely noticed Li Bai's sincerity The female goblin, and finally gradually calmed down.
"Humph!"
"I don't study well at a young age, and I still want to subdue demons ......"
"Say it!"
"Who are you going to deal with this time? Have you done that dragon in the West Lake? Not yet, right? Then why do you want to mess with new youkai now?! ”
Then, remembering some things, she raised her willow eyebrows and glanced at the sparkling and endless West Lake in the distance, before she asked angrily.
"This ......"
"Although I also want to meet that West Lake Water Monarch, but he hasn't come to me for so many days, and I don't know how to find him, so I can only put that matter first."
Li Bai didn't dare to forget the matter of the West Lake water monster, after all, he cut down the opponent's six subordinate water monsters, and the other party must have almost known the fact that he killed those water monsters now, but when the other party came to him to settle accounts, Li Bai didn't dare to guarantee it.
But no matter whether the other party comes or not, Li Bai will definitely not go down to the lake to find the other party, he doesn't have the ability to go to the sky and the sea now, he can barely be regarded as a 'hero' who can go up and down at most.
"Is that so?"
"That's good!"
"Tell me first, who are you going to deal with? What kind of monster is the other party, how many years of Taoism does it have, and what kind of skills do you know? ”
Hearing that Li Bai didn't seem to have any plans to make a move on West Lake Shuijun, and just waited passively, the female goblin frowned at first, and then asked very dissatisfied.
"I don't know ......"
"You don't know?"
"I just don't know what kind of youkai it is, because I haven't seen it before......"
"The mortals who came to ask you for help, they didn't tell you either?"
"No, it seems that they don't know ...... either"
“!!”
"Hah! You don't know anything, and you dare to promise others?! ”
"Can't you?"
"Of course not!"
The female goblin felt that the mortal Li Bai in front of her must be crazy!
He casually promised others to fight a monster who didn't know how powerful he was, didn't he think it was too long? Or does he Li Bai think that he will be invincible in the world if he can use swordsmanship?
"The ......"
"Isn't the reason why I'm asking you now because I'm a little apprehensive in my heart?"
Li Bai scratched his head a little embarrassed.
But he didn't think there was anything wrong with this, that kind of thing always needs someone to do, besides, if he didn't know much about youkai and hesitated, would he have come to ask this unfamiliar female goblin about that kind of thing?
"Worried?"
"Hah! It's ridiculous! ”
"When you first met and slashed at me with a sword, why didn't you say that you were worried?!"
Hearing Li Bai's words, the female goblin was angry again, and then she asked with a sneer.
"This ......"
Li Bai can't be blamed for this, because he really didn't know that the female goblin in front of him would be so difficult and would have such a powerful spell, if he knew in advance, where would he take the initiative to go up and ask for it?
"Humph!"
"I don't know anything, you still have the face to come and ask me?"
After saying that, the female goblin, who didn't want to stay any longer, snorted softly and turned around and left.
"It's also ......"
Thinking about it carefully, Li Bai, who felt that what the other party said was indeed reasonable, had to stand in place awkwardly, just looking at the pretty back of the other party leaving silently, and he didn't know what to say.
"Hey!"
Suddenly, at this time, the female goblin, who had obviously gone away, suddenly turned her head again.
"Li Bai!"
"If it's really the kind of monster that eats people indiscriminately and harms people, you can just kill them with a sword after you find them! Your swordsmanship is very powerful, as long as you start quickly, don't let the other party have a chance to use the Divine Passage Method, and the average monster will definitely not be your opponent! ”
"Also, it's best not to talk about your name everywhere when subduing demons, so as not to cause trouble again!"
After saying this, after telling these words, the female goblin did not linger any longer, and walked quickly into the forest and disappeared.
"Good ......"
"Thank you......"
Although the other party's answer didn't seem to be of much help, and asking was equivalent to asking in vain, and it was boring, Li Bai still arched his hand in the direction where the other party left.
"Forget it!"
"Since you can't ask, so be it! It's a big deal that the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, and I'll talk about it tomorrow if there is any situation! ”
After discovering that it was useless to ask the female goblin, and the information he had at hand was indeed very limited, Li Bai had no choice but to shrug his shoulders and say that he would give up.
"Alas!"
It's really asking for trouble, so you shouldn't just say yes......
After sighing in his heart in annoyance, he planned to wait until tomorrow, and then go to the bad guy Li Sanlang when he went to Hangzhou City to ask more specific about the situation, and it was best to try to be foolproof before acting?