Liu Jin retreated with a smile, and Zhu Houzhao sighed secretly,

"If that guy Wei Wu is here, he must be very experienced in this matter, and he will explain it to me better than the Huanxi grandmother in the palace!"

After all, the young emperor had a tender face, and he really felt very embarrassed and embarrassed to discuss this private secret matter with an old woman who he didn't know and had a wrinkled face, thinking that if his brother didn't have such discomfort, he could still ask what he wanted, and he remembered the spring palace map that Wei Wu gave him, so he missed his brother more and more.

"I wonder if he is still at ease in Nanchang Mansion now?"

Only he knew that his brother was the same as himself, and he was also a young brother, and he had seen a lot of things about men and women, but he had never practiced it for a while, and bragging about those big bulls to him was just talking on paper!

Zhu Houzhao didn't wait long, the little eunuch came in and asked His Majesty to move to the Hall of Joy, Zhu Houzhao got up and passed, the Hall of Joy is enshrined in the Buddha of Joy, by some old palace maids every day to serve this Buddha who has mastered human ethics, every prince or emperor who has become a year, whether he understands or does not understand, must come here to receive teaching.

Although our young emperor has been stubborn since childhood, he is still a blank slate in the affairs of men and women, and he handed over Wei Wu, a bad friend, and got a little peek at that little secret, but he didn't seem to understand, and he didn't understand it, but his heart itched more and more.

When Zhu Houzhao entered the hall of joy, he saw the naked fruit body, and when he hugged each other, his face immediately turned red.

"Long live Your Majesty, long live!"

After finishing the salute, he led Zhu Houzhao into the hall, and someone closed the door of the hall tightly, blocking Liu Jin and others outside.

"Your Majesty! Please bow to the Buddha of Joy! ”

Someone next to him offered three pillars of incense, Zhu Houzhao held it in his hand and followed the Huanxi Mama in front of him to salute the Buddha statue on his head, and there were officials on the side to make offerings, after paying tribute to the three pillars of incense, Zhu Houzhao was led to the back, and when he saw the pair of bronze men in clothes, the corners of Zhu Houzhao's mouth twitched,

"Mama...... This ......"

Is this what we're going to see today?

Zhu Houzhao was a little disappointed, there should be that real person or an album!

Although the happy grandmother is called Mama, but in fact she is not an old woman with a wrinkled face, looking at the official girl who is not very old, she is only about thirty years old, she was born with a delicate face and fair skin, but at this time she has a cold face and says to Zhu Hou with a straight face,

"Your Majesty, please watch the ...... carefully"

After that, I went to get the bronze man's clothes, this bronze man did a very good job, the facial features, limbs and different forms of men and women, all of them were shrunk according to the real person, but it was very vivid and realistic, Huanxi Mama pointed to the body of the bronze man and said aloud to Zhu Houzhao,

"Your Majesty...... When the world first opened, it was divided into yin and yang, men and women, men were yang, and women were yin, so there were different ......"

Speaking of the two ways that pointed to the woman,

"Your Majesty, behold, this is a woman's body, and there is a ...... to nurse her offspring."

This kind of teaching is carefully taught, Zhu Houzhao listened to it seriously, only when he came, the idea in his heart about the things of men and women, but it was told by Huanxi Mama's one-glance and cold face, like a basin of cold water poured from the head to the soles of the feet, and the cold was not left!

Zhu Houzhao stayed in this hall of joy for a full hour, and finally understood the physiological structure of men and women, what kind of posture is more likely to conceive, and what should be done when there is a cave room, and he still had a puzzled face when he came out, Liu Jin and the others greeted him and asked softly,

"Your Majesty, but you know everything?"

"Hmm!"

Zhu Houzhao frowned,

"Go back first!"

Sitting alone on the dragon couch in this rotating dormitory, supporting his thighs with his hands on his cheeks, his brows were about to knot, Liu Jin saw this and hurriedly asked,

"Your Majesty, what's the matter? But what's the incomprehension? Could it be that the grandmother in the temple of joy did not understand? ”

Zhu Houzhao waved his hand,

"Nope! Mama said it very clearly......"

After a pause, he was very puzzled,

"I heard Wei Wu say that it is very refreshing and happy to do such a thing between men and women, and some people are even addicted to this way and can't extricate themselves, so that they lose their bodies...... But...... Is this really a quick thing to do? ”

The young emperor is strong-blooded, and he is still very interested in this kind of thing before, and he was looking forward to today's teaching, but what is the result...... When he saw the mother, he broke the legs of the female bronze man upward, put the male bronze man in it, and pulled the mechanism from his back, and saw that the copper rod poked out between the legs of the male bronze man and entered between the legs of the female bronze man, and went in and out and began to move, His Majesty the Emperor was completely disappointed.

"Is this true for men and women?"

Although the actions of men and women are exactly the same as those in the spring palace picture that Wei Wu found for him, how can the look on the picture make people's blood flow and the lower abdomen tight, but these two bronze figures are dull and wooden, and there is no beautiful spring color at all, only cold movements, which makes His Majesty the Emperor bored for a while, and he can't help but feel suspicious in his heart.

"How can the one in the palace be different from the one outside the palace? Which one is right? ”

Our young Son of Heaven naturally doesn't understand that this royal family teaches the art in the room with a purpose, and it needs to be able to go to the temple of the Sect of Things and continue to the future generations, and in order not to let the Son of Heaven indulge in women's sex, he naturally won't tell Zhu Houzhao how much joy such a thing will get, but just tell him at a glance that this is like this, so that he can be in harmony with the time and place, and give birth to many healthy and intelligent sons!

It is necessary to know that this man's and women's love is born from the heart, and the heart is moved to act, and the water and milk are blended, and the water comes naturally when the love is strong, if it is deliberate, then it will lose its original truth, and all of them will act for the purpose of reproduction, that is, when they are like the cattle and horses that breed, what is the pleasure at all? What's the joy to speak of? There is no man or woman who wants to figure out the victory of climbing to bliss together!

No wonder Zhu Hou felt bored when he looked at it, and he was puzzled!

Only he asked Liu Jin this question, but he asked Yu Blind, Liu Jin cried in his heart, and said with a dry smile on his face,

"This ...... Slaves...... Slaves and maids don't know either! ”

Zhu Houzhao naturally knew what he didn't understand, and waved at him and said,

"Stop! I know what you don't understand......"

Then he put his hand on his cheek and said,

"When will that kid come back? I'm afraid he won't be able to attend my wedding! ”

Hearing this, a trace of jealousy flashed in Liu Jin's eyes, and he lowered his head and retreated back.

When the emperor got married on March 12, Wei Wu was still moving around in Nanchang Mansion!

On this day, the Ankang Bo Mansion is full of lights, from the master to the next person, all of them are three new lines inside and outside, and the wedding card was widely distributed, and all the relatives and friends were invited to the neighbors, and the Han Mansion naturally received the invitation, Han Qi had been with her three days ago because of Xia Xiaomei's name.

On the day of the eleventh, they went to bed to rest before dark, and they were called up in the middle of the night, first sent Xia Xiaomei into the clean room and carefully washed from head to toe, and then used the skin care agent made of mung bean powder as the main ingredient to smear it on the body, Xia Xiaomei stood behind the screen and was being played by the palace maids, while whispering Han Qidao, who was standing outside,

"This color is a little pale green, and the taste is somewhat similar to mung bean cake, is this to make me into a pastry for him to eat?"

Han Qi smiled when she heard this, and said secretly in her heart,

"Isn't it!"

And the maid of the palace who was waiting answered,

"Niangniang, this is just the first layer now, and there will be the best spices from the Western Regions for Niangniang to smoke her body later, and it will be fragrant at that time!"

Xia Xiaomei wrinkled her nose when she heard this,

"I still felt like mung bean cake before, but now I'm going to make roasted whole sheep!"

After being smeared with spices, there is a rich fragrance in the room, and then put on a shirt, come out with honey, roses, goat's milk and other substances to smear on the face, and then mutton fat and the frangipani fragrance repeatedly smeared on the face, three times later, there is incense powder, only began to draw eyebrows, eyeliner, red lips, and on the cheeks to pounce out two round red faces, and then comb the hair, because it is the queen mother to be sealed, to wear a phoenix crown on the head, to be good-looking, and dignified, so this hairstyle is very elegant, Fortunately, Xia Xiaomei has thick hair, which she started to maintain as early as the first half a year, and now she is even more black and shiny, slippery and not combing, so after this toss, the sky is almost bright!

At this time, Xia Xiaomei can get a cup of milk to drink, and then take a longan-sized pastry and put it in her mouth, and she can't mess up her lip makeup at all during the whole process, if not, she will have to redraw it.

When everything is ready, the team outside to welcome the relatives arrived, this room can hear the drum music outside, the messenger of the welcome led the team into the house, the eunuch will carry the queen's etiquette, Dragon Pavilion and so on to Xia Xiaomei's courtyard, put on the auspicious position, the officials and girls helped Xia Xiaomei out, received the golden book, Jinbao, and went back to the room, when the auspicious time arrived, he wore a phoenix crown and xia veil to sit in the middle of the public and set off, to the Forbidden City, this way through the front door, along the royal road, through the Daming Gate, into Tiananmen, Duanmen to the noon gate, Listen to the bells and drums on the city tower, and then enter the Forbidden City from the middle gate, and then enter the Taihe Gate to the Qianqing Palace, and then there are all the ladies of the decree, the female officials in the palace, etc., or lead or support or carry or follow, and send the queen to the Kunning Palace to worship heaven and earth and make a big salute.

After such a toss, when I can sit opposite Zhu Houzhao and look at each other, the palace lamp will be hung high!

The two of them sat on the wide embroidered couch in Kunning Palace in their dresses, and listened to the female officials beside them,

"Your Majesty, Niangniang, please rest early!"

These two people, you look at my eyes, I look at your eyes, and they both saw relieved eyes from each other's eyes, Zhu Houzhao waved his hand and said,

"Someone! Change clothes for me and my mother! ”