Chapter 338: Fat Dao Man
Chapter 338: Fat Dao Man
After the five of them prayed to Zifeng Daoist without heart or lungs, they drank tea in the villa for a while and chatted for a while, until someone came to repair the door, and Zhang Yi said goodbye to Fairy Ying.
After Zhang Yi and his entourage summed it up, they found that there was nothing to do when they went back.
In the end, Yan Bo said that he had brought playing cards, so he might as well go and play poker.
In this way, the group went to the place where Yan Bo lived.
Although the wing room of Maoshan is arranged according to the heavenly stem and the earthly branch, it is also divided into Tianqian, Zeyue, Fengxun, Shuikan, Shangen, Huoli, Lei Zhen, Dikun, eight numbers, (just like the meaning of the first and second phases in the community) These eight numbers are not far apart, and they are lonely in a semi-circle, one by one.
And because Zhang Yi came early, he was assigned to the most central numbered area, while Yan Bo and his party came late, so they were assigned to the more central numbered area.
Yan Bo's numbered area is some distance away from Zhang Yi, because of the relationship between the playing cards and Yan Bo's place, so everyone went directly to Yan Bo.
After Yan Bo took out his room card and swiped the door, he only heard four indecent foul mouths in a row.
"it!"
"it!"
"it!"
"! So luxurious! Yan Bo looked at the layout of the room, swallowed his saliva and said.
"A group of mountain artillery, rare and strange!" Zhang Yi dug his nostrils and said disdainfully.
After that, Zhang Yi directly squeezed away Yan Bo, who was blocking the door, and strode towards the door.
Everyone ignored Zhang Yi's taunts, walked in one after another, and threw themselves on the big bed unceremoniously.
"Lu is blind! Forget about our slots, why don't you stoop! Wang Fan complained while lying on the bed.
"I can't see it, but I can feel the furniture inside!" Lu Jianbo said as he glanced at the furniture in the room.
"So awesome!?" Wang Fan raised his eyebrows and said.
"It's okay!" Lu Jianbo said disappreciably: "I occasionally go to the antique market to Taobao!"
"Almost every time I shop, I don't have to worry about living expenses for most of the year!" Lu Jianbo continued.
"I'll go!" Zhang Yi hurriedly stood up from the bed and said, "Lu is blind...... No! Brother Lu, please take me next time! ”
"Okay!" Lu Jianbo nodded and said, "No problem!"
Zhang Yi was really poor and afraid, he was exploited by the Qingshan Taoist priest every day on the mountain, and then was kicked down the mountain inexplicably by the Qingshan Taoist priest one day, and then the money he finally earned was abducted by the scorpion pit before he was dashing, not only that, but he also owed Mr. Liu a debt of a butt. Zhang Yi's recent money was given to him by Ah Ying who gave him part of the red envelope given to him by Zifeng Daoist.
While everyone was chatting, Yan Bo had already opened the poker and dealt the cards.
"Come, come, come! Double buckle! Yan Bo couldn't wait.
Although Lu Jianbo's eyes could see the direction of the air current, he still couldn't do anything about playing cards, so Lu Jianbo didn't mix it in.
Yan Bo set up a WeChat group and pulled Zhang Yi, Wang Fan and Qiu Shaotian in.
"A hundred dollars a knife!" After Yan Bo pulled the good person, he put the phone in front of him and said lightly.
"Okay!"
"Yes!"
"No problem!"
Everyone here is not bad for money, and even Zhang Yi has a small fortune for the time being because of Ah Ying's relationship.
Seeing that no one objected, everyone skillfully pinched the poker and began to play. As soon as they played, they played until the meal, and everyone put down the poker and went out to the cafeteria.
Because tomorrow is the head of Maoshan Elect, all the people who went to Maoshan in the afternoon when Zhang Yi and others played poker, there were many more people in Maoshan, and the wing, which was originally relatively deserted, has already been lively.
Zhang Yi and his entourage chatted and walked towards the canteen, and after walking out of the door of the wing, they saw a long queue of people in front of the little Taoist priest who was originally giving Zhang Yi and others, and the little Taoist priest was working hard to check the records for the visitors and find the room card.
After the little Taoist priest finally registered a visitor in front of him, he suddenly made a bitter face when he saw that there was still a long queue behind him. I saw the little Taoist priest take out his mobile phone, pull out a phone with a sad face, and go to call someone to help.
But fortunately, the people who come to Maoshan are all cultivators, and their hearts and patience are above ordinary people, and they don't feel a little impatient.
After the little Taoist priest finished calling someone, he took back his mobile phone and looked up to ask the name in front of him, and then buried himself in his work again.
Zhang Yi and his entourage walked towards the cafeteria while chatting about the poker just now.
Suddenly, Zhang Yi saw a person out of the corner of his eye, and after a pause, he stopped, only to see that this person's figure was the same as Yan Bo's.
If this person was just fat, Zhang Yi would not stop, but although this person was wearing a Taoist robe and looked like a decent person, there was a trace of evil aura on his body.
Although Maoshan will hold a selection of the head of the house tomorrow, there must be a lot of people invited by Maoshan, and there must be a lot of people who come, but the people who come are all upright.
"What's wrong? Rabbit! Yan Bo asked when he saw that Zhang Yizhi was leaving.
"Look at that man!" After Zhang Yi stopped everyone, he pointed his finger at the person who was bubbling evil and said, "I always feel that there is evil energy in that person!"
Everyone followed Zhang Yi's finger and found the fat man Zhang Yi was pointing to.
After a while, Yan Bo spoke, "You said that fat man!"
"His name is Fat Daoman!" Yan Bo said lightly.
"Who? What Taoist? Zhang Yi asked with a puzzled expression.
"Don't you know?" Wang Fan asked speechlessly.
"Nonsense!" Zhang Yi rolled his eyes and said.
"The rabbit hasn't been down the mountain for a long time, and it's normal not to know each other!" Yan Bo said lightly.
"I'll tell you about this fat man!" Yan Bo continued.
At first, the Fat Daoist was a Taoist who cultivated evil arts, and he also cultivated evil arts with blood. However, when this fat Dao person was cultivating, he didn't know what had happened, and the evil art that originally relied on blood cultivation to improve his Dao practice actually became that he could only use fat to cultivate and improve his Dao Xing.
At first, the fat Dao people were still trying to find a way to abolish their own Dao practice without harming their own dantian and meridians, and then cultivate again.
Later, by chance, the fat tract person found that he could actually absorb the fat of others, and he could suck wherever he wanted, and suck as much as he wanted. And it will not leave any scars on others, and the skin will not become loose and loose like after liposuction, and there will be no sequelae.
At this point, the fat Dao people have come up with a way to both cultivate and make a fortune!
That is to give some fat people liposuction!!