Chapter 30: Compare Man to Dog
"Don't me and hold me, you have a mouthful of barbecue~~"
Ah Mad also shouted: "Don't bark, don't run yet~~"
As soon as the words fell, a gust of wind blew, and the two couldn't help but shiver.
The silent air, suddenly quiet.
"Wow~~"
Ah Mad immediately opened the door, but a burst of blood rushed in front of him~!
"Wow~~"
In a short time, the blood filled the whole room, and the paintings, stools, and sheets on the walls were rolled up.
"Goo~Goo~~"
The two choked on several mouthfuls of water, and the dog kept scraping.
"Help~ I can't swim~~"
Ah Crazy screamed, and Zhou Xuyang saw that there were still pieces of flesh in this blood and water, broken arms and stumps, broken fingers and one eye, which was extremely terrifying~
"Ahhh~~~"
Zhou Xuyang, you were scared and fainted.
Then the blood disappeared, and Ah Mad was still in a panic, jumping on the ground like a shrimp!
"You're here~"
Zhou Xuyang said with compassion, Ah Crazy heard this voice, and also reacted, only to see himself lying on the ground, where there was a trace of water.
"Ah Yang, we're fine!"
Ah was overjoyed, and immediately felt that something was wrong with Zhou Xuyang, because Zhou Xuyang was not wearing high heels, and he was also wearing a foot.
"Did you get on him? It saved a lot of effort~"
A golden light appeared outside the door, and a nonchalant voice came out, which gave Ah Mad some security.
As the footsteps approached, a person with a golden body and a fairy-like figure walked in.
My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds in a high-profile scene to marry me.
What Fairy Zixia said, I don't know why, echoed in Ah Crazy's heart.
He's in love.
Zhang Xuan looked at this crazy and Zhou Xuyang, shook his head and said:
"Look at the two of you who are sluggish and unkempt, you don't meet ghosts to see hell! Go back and brush your teeth and wash your face, cut your hair and take a shower, and make yourself feel more refreshed~"
Ah Crazy was obsessed, nodded unconsciously, Zhang Xuan looked at this Ah Crazy and nodded, and sat down on the ground, saying in his heart that this person would not be so frightened that his feet were weak.
pulled Ah Mad up, and a little star flashed in Ah Ma's eyes.
"I want to exorcise demons, you flash to the side~" Zhang Xuan said.
"Okay, hero, go ahead! I'll record your heroics~"
Crazy nodded, and immediately picked up the camera.
When Zhang Xuan arrived, the room returned to normal, and the people waiting in the live broadcast room were also very surprised.
'Wow, this person will glow alas~~'
'Something is wrong with the anchor~ Is it an evil one? ’
'How to broadcast live if you hit an evil spirit, nine times out of ten it is a show~'
'This may be a show, it's only been off the internet for half a minute, you see that the skin on the anchor's whole body is blue, and even the details of the ears are ~'
For these barrages, Zhang Xuan and Ah Mad didn't see it.
Possessed by a ghost, the yang energy on the human body was suppressed very low, and Zhou Xuyang, who was possessed by a ghost, had blue skin at this time.
"Truly~~ You also want to overtake me? Looks like you're going to die too~"
Zhou Xuyang screamed, and then took the initiative to kill Zhang Xuan like a zombie.
A cyan shadow struck, and Zhou Xuyang's fingers suddenly grew nails more than a foot long.
took Zhang Xuan's handsome face and wanted to scratch it.
"A little earth-bound spirit, still gasping?"
Zhang Xuan's eyes showed disdain, but he didn't dodge or dodge!
He has a body of mana and gold armor, which is three points stronger than the bronze man.
According to the laws of physics, the action of forces is reciprocal.
The ghost's fragile nails hit Zhang Xuan's body like an egg on a cutting board.
"Click~"
The ten red nails were broken at that time, and Zhou Xuyang's fingernails were overturned, bleeding non-stop.
"It's a ghost~The anchor is on the back of the cabinet~"
"It's the first time I've encountered something like this~"
"Use yourself to lure the ghost up, the anchor Niu Pen~~"
"Where is this Dao Chief? I want to worship him as a teacher~~"
It's a pity that the popularity and attention of the live broadcast room have skyrocketed, and Zhou Xuyang can't see it.
Zhang Xuan looked at Zhou Xuyang and smiled: "I haven't contributed yet, you're so miserable~ Okay, I won't play with you, then you can open the light~"
Saying that, Zhang Xuan took out a sword talisman and came out, and after injecting mana, a golden sword qi shot out from this sword talisman.
"Huh~"
Just by looking at it, it felt like it was cut, and Ah Mad felt like his eyes were about to burst.
"I~~"
Zhou Xuyang only said this word, and then his face turned sharply, and he opened his mouth, and a red-black gas came out of his mouth.
"Okay, the exorcism is over, this person is fine, just go back to make up for the blood, I'll go first!"
Zhang Xuan smiled: "I was originally going to charge, but this time I was called over to help, and someone paid the bill, so don't let it go~"
Seeing that Zhang Xuan was leaving, Ah Xuan hurriedly said, "What's your name, where can I find you?" ”
"This is my business card, you can call this if you have business~" Zhang Xuan handed out a business card, and then left on his own.
"Sure enough, it's a master, and he got rid of the ghost with one move~"
"It's sword qi, I saw it~ Sure enough, there is a sword immortal~"
"Camera, show us the business card of the master~~"
But for this barrage, Ah Mad didn't see it, he carefully put away his business card and woke Zhou Xuyang up.
"Ah Yang, you wake up~ You wake up~"
"I'm so cold~~"
The cyan color on Zhou Xuyang's body slowly receded.
"Crazy, I'm in so much pain~"
"It's natural, yours is a fingernail that's gone, can it not hurt? Let's go, let's go to the hospital and bandage it~"
Ah Mad approached the camera, only to see Zhou Xuyang's fingers and fingers kept bleeding.
"My hand~~" Zhou Xuyang screamed in the live broadcast room.
Anyway, after this time, he was on fire.
Not long after Zhang Xuan went out, he met Wang Da and them, Wang Da and they were busy all this time, but their strength did not increase much.
"Okay, it's past two o'clock, the extreme yin moment has passed, there should be nothing wrong, I'll go back to sleep first~" Zhang Xuan snorted.
"Not waiting? A man is also going to get off work~" Wang Da raised his eyebrows, and his eyes were self-evident.
"Don't wait, she guesses she's tired enough, isn't it good to go back and sleep?" Zhang Xuan shook his head and rode away.
"Da Da ~ Da ~ Da ~ "
Zhang Xuan's small motorcycle is speeding.
In fact, Zhang Xuan also considered taking the C license in the past, but the C license was too slow, and it took two months before and after.
So Zhang Xuan went to get a motorcycle driver's license.
When I went to Gaochun District, I took the test in half a day, bought a second-hand motorcycle locally, and even solved the license plate problem.
"Huh? This person? ”
When Zhang Xuan was riding, a young man discovered Zhang Xuan's abnormality and chased him on the spot.
"Poof~"
Zhang Xuan only felt that something suddenly exploded behind him, and the red flames burned, illuminating the sky.
"What's going on?"
Zhang Xuan hurriedly turned around, only to see a young man with his two arms burning violently, attacking him with a solemn face.
"Where is the little ghost, who dares to gallop at night?"
Zhu Honghou drank heavily, waving his arms in flames, just like those superheroes.
"Buzz~Buzz~"
Zhang Xuan frowned, pulled the accelerator, and the small motorcycle accelerated at that time, and the speed of sixty miles increased, and the kid ate ashes in the back.
"That is, you are a living person, so I don't have the time to play with you~"
Zhang Xuan shook his head, he called over to help, and this Tian Desheng didn't say anything about introducing it to all the team members, so he was attacked by himself now.
"Buzz~Buzz~Buzz~~"
There was a buzz behind him, Zhang Xuan looked back, and saw the angry man, stepping on a special skateboard with his ability,
The skateboard has a flamethrower and is speeding away.
"You just ride a small motorcycle, it's like escaping from the palm of my Zhu Honghou's hand?"
The kid screamed, excited, and seemed to be a person who liked drag racing, no, skateboarding.
"I was invited by your captain Tian Desheng, my name is Zhang Xuan~"
Zhang Xuan shouted: "Don't chase, the expressway is only eighty yards away~"
"Zhang Xuan? I haven't heard of it, you still go back with me to talk about it~"
That Zhu Honghou would not give up easily, his right hand transformed into a flame whip, which looked seven or eight meters long.
"Smack~"
Zhu Honghou flicked a whip and hit it in the air, making a cracking sound.
"If I don't stop, I'm going to do it~"
Zhu Honghou was eager to try, and it seemed that it was the first time to arrest someone independently.
"What era do you still use whips?"
Zhang Xuan sneered, took out the sword talisman and said:
"Let me show you, what is the weapon of the new era, Nan no Gatling Bodhisattva~"
That Zhu Honghou saw Zhang Xuan take out a stone tablet, and then injected mana into the stone tablet, and the stone tablet was shining with gold.
In the next second, a golden sword qi was stimulated.
"Huh~" "Huh~" "Huh~" "Huh~" "Huh~"
"I'll go~"
The golden sword qi struck, and Zhu Honghou was shocked, and Zhang Xuan was compassionate and launched at the ground, which Zhu Honghou swayed from side to side, unable to maintain a chic posture.
"Bang Dang~"
Zhu Honghou hit the curb of the road, and this person fell into the green belt, that is, now pay attention to the harmonious city, and the greening is done well, otherwise Zhu Honghou's front teeth don't want to be saved.
"Oops~My face~"
The branches of the bush hit Zhu Honghou's face, making him shout, Zhang Xuan stopped the car and said with a smile: "I have shown mercy to my subordinates, you are chasing, I won't leave my hands~"
"You bastard, don't let me catch you~"
Zhu Honghou's momentum was not weak, but Zhang Xuan just shook his head, and then left with a da.
Not long after Zhang Xuan left, Zhu Honghou's partner also rushed over, and saw Zhu Honghou sitting on the ground with his face covered, gasping in pain.
"What's the matter, you're hurt?"
Zhu Honghou smiled bitterly, raised his face and said: "I'm disfigured, my face is all drawn by branches, that person is Zhang Xuan, if I don't catch him, he will shoot sword qi!" ”
"Poof~, your face is flowery~, you are finally uglier than me~hahaah~~"
The two of them messed around for a while, and then they called back, and after learning the news of Zhang Xuan, Zhu Honghou knew that he couldn't take revenge.
For several days in a row, Zhang Xuan was patrolling near the university town, and Zhou Xuyang and Ah Mad had cleaned up, and they had to find Zhang Xuan to broadcast live.
However, Zhang Xuan's appearance price made the two stop thinking.
"Lao Qin, how is your craftsmanship the same as that of a dog?"
Zhang Xuan was in the coffin shop, looking at Boss Qin's wood carving, which was not even polished.
"I didn't do it, it was gnawed by a dog~"
Boss Qin smiled: "Look at what Richard is holding~"
"Woo~"
Zhang Xuan called, and Richard threw away the wood he was gnawing and ran over, his tail wagging straight.
"Huh? This is what you gnawed? ”
Zhang Xuan picked up the wood, which was gnawed into a human gourd shape by Richard, but a few tooth marks on his head were relatively deep, looking like eyes or something.
"Wang~~"
Richard screamed, and his tail wagged even harder.
Zhang Xuan has something to do in the past few days, and Richard is tied to Boss Qin.
"Yes, keep up the good work, go back and be a little more detailed, don't you like that blue kennel? I'll buy it for you! ”
Zhang Xuan touched Richard's head and said.
"Huh? I'm doing so well, you didn't say give me some reward? ”
Boss Qin was not happy, as a craftsman, he felt that he had been treated unfairly.
"Okay, buy you a blue kennel too~" Zhang Xuan shook his head.
Once a person is compared to a dog, then he can no longer be considered a person.
"I'm human, I don't use a kennel, you buy me a Simmons, 2 meters~" Boss Qin smiled honestly.
"Ha, are you waiting for me here? You've become treacherous, what's the matter, you've been short on money lately? ”
Zhang Xuan was quite surprised, this Boss Qin's business is mainly to sell coffins, supplemented by ghost hunting.
Although Boss Qin will not shout the price, he is also rich.
Business has been booming recently, and logically speaking, it shouldn't be bad for money.
"Didn't I go back to my hometown last time? My child wants to study, so I bought a house, and my family is exhausted! ”
Boss Qin smiled: "I have to decorate the house after buying it, you can send this Simmons directly to my hometown~"
"Okay, a word thing, then I'm buying one for the child~"
"Don't, the child sleeps on a hard bed, don't give him a soft sleep~"
"Oh, then I'll buy him a game console~"
"Don't hurt my son, his brain is not as smart as yours, I still hope he goes to a good university~"
The two gossiped for a while, and Zhang Xuan asked Boss Qin if he believed in fortune telling.
"This thing is more mysterious, but I don't believe it!" Boss Qin shook his head and said.
"Oh? You are a ghost hunter, and you still don't believe in fate? Zhang Xuan was quite surprised.
Boss Qin smiled: "What is a ghost?" Illusion, a ball of energy, as soon as the sun shines, it will be gone, and it will be lower than those with superpowers~"
"So you don't believe in fate?" Zhang Xuan looked at Boss Qin and said.
"I don't believe it, or rather, I'm in an era of changing my life against the sky~"
Boss Qin said with a smile: "Knowledge changes fate, technology changes fate, for example, I used to be told that when I was twelve years old, I was sick and died, and my mother knelt down and said what kind of illness?" The fortune teller said it was liver disease. ”
"But you're still alive and well~" Zhang Xuan nodded, signaling that he understood.
"Yes, it was when I was a child, hepatitis B was epidemic and many people died, and then I got vaccinated and it was fine~" Boss Qin smiled.
"Is this technology changing fate?" Zhang Xuan looked at Boss Qin strangely.
"Don't look at me like that, you asked me first, I'm just talking to you!"
Boss Qin smiled: "Okay, why are you asking this?"
"A few days ago, I met a fortune teller, so I briefly discussed it~"
Zhang Xuan shook his head and said, "But he doesn't understand it halfway, so he asked you." ”
"You're a graduate student, and you're still asking this? The relationship between people is intertwined, accidental and inevitable together, and it is a chaotic system~"
Boss Qin uttered Stephen Hawking's famous quote.