Chapter 2 It's over, it's over, there's something weird about this world!
Time flies quickly, and now it is afternoon, when Li Bai is depressed for some reason and lost his soul, the county order that Li Bai does not know who it is, and does not know the name of the other party, presided over the sacrifice and rain and the general meeting of the dancing god, but it has basically ended and the meeting has ended.
'Hey~♡! ’
'Brother Li Bai! ’
'What are you doing when you're falling behind, you should hurry!' If you don't hurry back, it's going to get dark! ’
"Be careful, the big worm will come out and take you away~♡!" ’
At this time, Li Bai was wet all over, and he was still walking on the way back in a bit of a daze, so that the little girl in front of him, who was walking faster than him, shouted something at him, and he couldn't listen to it.
'Brother Li Bai! ’
'Hurry up! ’
Otherwise, it will rain again later, and your thin body will be drenched, and people will not care about you!!" ’
'Hey! ’
'Did you hear that?' ’
The little girl in front of her, Lin Qingmei, stopped again, and angrily put her hands on her waist and warned Li Bai with her angry little eyes.
“……”
However, Li Bai didn't listen to her words at all, and he was still a little lost and moved forward slowly step by step.
"Huh!"
"I still don't understand, what the hell is going on......"
To be honest, although it was the god-like prayer for rain that he had witnessed, Li Bai still hadn't figured out what was going on, and he was even more reluctant to believe that it was really some kind of trick...... Because even in the modern world more than a thousand years later, it is impossible to do what it was at that time, let alone the current feudal and backward world of the Tang Empire, where transportation is basically relied on walking, and communication is basically based on roaring!
"It shouldn't be......"
Looking back now, at the beginning, when he reluctantly followed the little girl of Qingmei to watch the excitement and watched the messy rain sacrifice recited by the county order on the high platform from a distance, Li Bai didn't care at all, and he didn't care about it in his heart!
Because he knew that the complete memory and advanced knowledge that he possessed more than a thousand years ahead of the world told him that asking for rain or something was just a boring trick by those ruling classes to fool the people and calm the hearts of the people, and even the memory of the previous life 'Li Bai' in his own head clearly told him that the kind of thing that begged for rain was not reliable at all, it was just 'doing his best to obey the destiny of heaven'!
In Li Bai's view, the most correct way to seek rain should be to find a few anti-aircraft guns, missiles or airplanes, and directly blast dozens of hundreds of shells at the rain clouds in the sky with enough water vapor, so that those chaotic catalysts such as dry ice, silver iodide, and salt powder can promote the rapid condensation and growth of water droplets in the clouds, and finally form rain to fall to the ground to achieve the purpose of artificial rainfall?
Anyway, there are many ways, but no matter what, it should definitely not be the kind of rain sacrifice that you can know at a glance that is a deceptive trick, such as burning the sacrificial text and dancing the great god and killing pigs and slaughtering cows!
But......
In the end, the cruel truth was that Li Bai was originally just staying from afar to watch the excitement of others and completely indifferent, and he gave him a slap in the face!
He still clearly remembered that when those guys who danced the great gods sacrificed the three animals and finished reciting the sacrificial prayers, very suddenly, the phantom of a golden dragon appeared directly out of thin air, and then directly plundered all the three animal tributes?
Then, after a while, before he could react in shock and not realize what had happened, there was a sudden change in the sky, lightning and thunder, and a very unscientific heavy rain?
Of course, what is more important is this: the ordinary people of Li, who he took for granted to be fooled by the ruling class, and those who came from nearby villages and towns to see the excitement and participate in the rain, were not too surprised, but only cheered and sang and danced together to celebrate in the rain when they saw that the county order had really asked for the rain for them?
"Impossible......"
"What the hell is going on with that golden thing, that dragon head phantom? And the rain, it was originally a sunny day and a cloudless sky, why did it suddenly change and it rained heavily, I'm afraid that the artificial rain is not so fast, right? ”
"The world, what the hell is wrong with it......"
In this way, Li Bai walked forward like a soulless puppet, muttering to himself and racking his brains to think, trying to find a reasonable explanation for himself.
In his opinion, asking for rain is asking for rain, generally speaking, it is just a formality, just fooling around...... However, in the end, why did the phantom of a golden dragon suddenly come out, and all the three animal tributes were plundered, and then the rain came down like this magically?!
This point made Li Bai puzzled!
Anyway, whether it is the scattered memories of Li Bai in his head, or the modern knowledge he originally brought from the earth in 2020, it tells him: That kind of thing seems to be really weird, and it is really beyond the normal scope of what he can understand.
Maybe......
Is this world, some of the ways in which this Tang Empire is opened are not quite right?
Or......
Was it because he thought badly from the beginning and didn't pay attention to all kinds of things that were wrong in this world, here, it was probably not just the era of the Tang Empire that he imagined or 'familiar', but another world?
"Hey!!"
"Brother Li Bai! What the hell is wrong with you, are you getting confused with water in your head again?! ”
Finally, seeing that he had shouted several times, and Brother Li Bai, who was following behind, was still following unhurriedly, and he still looked like he didn't belong, just like the other party had just been fished out of the river for a few days, for fear that the other party would accidentally stumble and fall into the little girl Li Qingmei, so she turned around and ran over in a hurry, and immediately pulled the face of Li Bai, who was still in a trance, and asked with some concern.
Recently, the other party has finally become a little more normal, if her head is drenched because she took the other party to see the rain, her father will have to take a stick and beat her!
"Ouch?!"
"It hurts, it hurts! Let it go! You minch, what are you doing?! ”
Li Bai, who felt the pain on his face, finally came back to his senses in an instant, and slapped away the other party's small hand that was pinching his face hard.
In broad daylight, this barbaric village girl in front of her dared to pinch his poetic immortal Li Bai's face, it was really unreasonable!
Of course, he didn't dare to say that kind of thing, after all, there was a huge difference in the force value between them, and the other party was still a little girl, an unreasonable little girl, if he dared to protest like that, the other party who was born with divine power would teach him how to behave in minutes!
"Humph!"
"People still want to ask you! What are you doing, you were fine when you went, why do you look like you've lost your soul now? ”
"Could it be that Brother Li Bai, your head is really in the water?"
"But ....."
"There is no opening in your head, why do you get water again when it rains......"
The little girl snorted angrily and asked a little puzzled, and even curiously reached out and touched Li Bai's head, as if she really wanted to understand how Li Bai's head was made up and why it broke so easily?
“……”
"Go, go!"
Li Bai didn't explain, but slapped the other party's hand away again with some annoyance.
He really can't be blamed for this matter, if anyone sees that there really seems to be a god in this world, and there is such a big phantom of a golden dragon, and he also sees that the county order really succeeded in getting rain, can he not be as depressed as him?
"That, Qingmei, ....."
“??”
"What to do?"
"Brother Li Bai wants to ask you something now, you must answer honestly!"
“??”
"What's the matter, Brother Li Bai, you ask, people will definitely tell the truth if they know~♡!"
"It's ......"
"In this world, or rather, in the world of the Tang Dynasty, are there really a lot of such gods or demons and monsters?"
After swallowing his saliva and subconsciously looking at the secluded and dense forest on the left and right, Li Bai came to the little girl nervously and asked carefully.
“??”
"Brother Li Bai, isn't it normal for there to be gods and demons in this world? It seems that you really got into the water in your brain, and you even forgot about this kind of thing that everyone knows? ”
The little girl Lin Qingmei said with some wonder and disdain, and was a little surprised that Li Bai didn't even know this kind of common sense! But soon, she became worried, and it was unknown whether she was worried about Li Bai's head or worried that her future husband was a fool.
“!!”
"This ...... Where is this normal?! ”
Li Bai never thought that he would be despised by such a hateful little girl for having no common sense?
Of course, now is not the time to worry about that kind of trivial matter, the most important thing now is that if the other party wasn't talking nonsense just now, then this world is likely to really be some bizarre gods and terrible demons!
"But ......"
"This is really normal, everyone knows what gods and ghosts are everywhere in the forest outside......
Anyway, the little girl Lin Qingmei only knows that she has been told by her father since she was a child: don't go to the wilderness far away from the village and the main road to play, and don't stay outside at night, it's best to go back to the village or simply return home before dark, don't go anywhere?
This kind of thing, not only her, but all the children in the village know about it, and even the fool in the East Village next door knows about it!
"This ......"
"How, how can this be ......?"
If he hadn't seen the rain begging for rain, Li Bai would have scoffed at this ridiculous statement, and righteously preached to the other party, telling the other party that all the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods are paper tigers, and those are all things that deceive people and scare children?
But now......
He seems to understand a little, this world, this Tang Empire, seems to be different from the kind he takes for granted, and it is not the same as what is written in his memory of 'Li Bai' or those history books in the world in 2020, here is the other kind, the mythical version of the Tang Empire that he never dared to imagine?
Obviously, here, this world, may well really be a mythical world! And it's the kind that really has gods and demons!
“……”
No more!
Li Bai suddenly felt that Newton's coffin board was estimated to be unbearable here, and the god of mathematics, physics and chemistry didn't seem to be very useful...... Although the end of science will be metaphysics, this world seems to have developed a little too fast, and it has directly crossed the metaphysics of science to the end, which is also too leapforward...... Besides, since there really seem to be that kind of terrible demons and gods in this world, then he must feel that he has to think of other ways!
In short, I'm afraid he really can't think about the kind of thing that he will go out to wave when he grows up, and the original plans must be changed, otherwise he will die!
Of course, dead people are not terrible, but it is terrible to accidentally kill Li Bai!
Now he didn't dare to guarantee that he would be able to live again after he died, or that there would be a spring somewhere to resurrect something, so he had to be safe, cautious, and better to think of other ways to see how he could survive in this world that had suddenly become extremely strange.
And at the moment, one thing is basically certain, that is: if you want to live in this world nourishingly, it will definitely not work if you just engage in those poems or physical chemistry or something, he must have the ability to protect himself, such as finding a mountain to learn art, or finding a place to cultivate immortals or something?
But......
He Li Bai is a lonely man in this world, he has no great life experience, no messy family, no great teacher, and he also doesn't know any immortal power, except for Uncle Lin who saved himself and adopted himself, and the violent daughter of the other party who wants to 'sell for money' or give the Lin family upside down and continue the incense, he has no relatives!
But the best thing in the misfortune is ...... He suddenly remembered that in his memory of 'Li Bai', there seemed to be a stunt that could be used, and its name was Qinglian Swordsmanship!?
Reputedly...... That thing is practiced to the extreme, but it can do anything from heaven to earth?
Of course, the Li Bai in my memory didn't seem to be able to practice to that level, that guy just practiced some fur and went to the Tang Dynasty, and wanted to be a big official and serve the country all day long...... But even so, Li Bai, who had only practiced a fur, his Qinglian swordsmanship was too close for ten or eight people to be idle.
Therefore, Li Bai began to ponder, since there are immortals and ghosts in this world, then he must also practice that sword technique as soon as possible and master a skill that can barely save his life in this mysterious world?
After all, this world seems to be really dangerous, and he can't even beat the little girl in front of him now, if he runs into those demons or monsters when he goes out in the future, he can't let him chant poems against him and fight with reason, and he wants the other party not to hurt him, right?
“??”
"Hey! Brother Li Bai, what's wrong with you? Why are you in a daze again, is it really something wrong with your head again?! ”
At this time, a small hand touched Li Bai's head again and pressed it everywhere.
"Let people see, where do you hurt?"
The little girl Li Qingmei is very worried, after all, the other party is very likely to be her husband in the future, if she really becomes a fool, she may be very disgusted and divorce the other party!
"Go, go!"
"What's wrong with your head, okay, don't touch it, it's going to be dark, let's go home quickly, right?"
Since there are really fairies and ghosts in this world, I didn't say anything, looking at the dark dense forests and unknown strange environments around the mountain stream trail, Li Bai couldn't stay any longer!
The people from the same village who had just left the rain scene together were estimated to have returned to the village by now, so it was not good for these two little guys to stay behind, let alone demons and monsters, even if one or two strongmen came out, it was estimated that they would be enough!
"Hurry up!"
"Maybe those monsters will come out later! Also, I don't know if there's a villain in your world called a 'human trafficker', I don't want to be abducted again and break my arms and legs to be a beggar or something. ”
After teasing indiscriminately, Li Bai finally took the initiative to speed up his pace and pulled Lin Qingmei's clothes, signaling the other party to quickly lead the way back.
"Human traffickers?"
"Brother Li Bai, you are talking nonsense, those big insects, lynxes and leopards in the mountains may have them, but human traffickers will definitely not have them!"
"Why?"
"Because if the kidnapper is caught by the government, he will be killed!!"
"Huh?"
At this time, Li Bai also seemed to remember that the law of the Tang Dynasty in the memory of his 'Li Bai' in another life does seem to have such a clause: Those who abduct women and children should be beheaded according to the law?
And that 'law' must be the law of the Tang Dynasty, under the strict law, there is not enough interest, presumably there will be no fool to take risks.
But those things are not important, what matters now is that they must hurry back to the village before dark, otherwise a demon or a big insect will really pop out later, and he Li Bai may die in this deep mountain and wild forest in the level 0 wave.
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