Chen Fan replied to Lao Chen and his mother one by one.

Then, Mom replied in seconds.

The two chatted back and forth, and Chen Fan did not have a video with his mother.

After all, he is now covered in injuries, his face is as pale as paper, and he has basically lost his ability to take care of himself when he lies on the bed.

After a while, Chen Fan found a reason and ended the chat.

Then, he continued to look through the unread messages:

Sister Mengmeng: "Conscience stinky rascal, flying out of my mother's arms, it's not you?" Stiff wings? Don't even take the initiative to report your whereabouts to your mother! ”

Chen Fan: "......"

Why do people who care about him feel a little strange?

How could I make such a normal group of friends who are not normal?

"Mom, you're a big-headed ghost."

Chen Fan secretly complained to himself, but he didn't dare to reply like this, but sent such a message over: "Sister Mengmeng, aren't you two at home?" ”

"How's it going?"

Xiao Mengchen also replied in seconds: "Except for being treated as a dog and ^(* ̄(oo) ̄)^, everything else is very good, and ...... I've gone back to school. ”

"I'm going to work with Sister Xue to form a two-person team and perform A-level missions!"

"Bless us!"

"The mighty beautiful girl team is about to reappear again!"

Chen Fan: "??? ”

"A-class mission? Is it a bit dangerous for you and Sister Xue to perform A-level missions? ”

Xiao Mengchen: "Yohe, do you still know how to care about me?" Don't, my heart is warm. ”

Chen Fan: "Really? When I get back, touch it and make sure. ”

Xiao Mengchen: "Get out!" Conscience stinks hooligan! Death doesn't change, you! The next time we meet, I'll put the muzzle of the gun into your mouth and let you taste the taste of the bullet. ”

"A bullet spinning at high speed, in your mouth, will produce a burnt smell of blood."

"You're going to love it."

Chen Fan: "......"

The familiar cute sister is still that taste.

The two chatted for a few more words, and then the conversation ended.

"Sister Xue actually broke through!"

Chen Fan raised his eyebrows slightly, but he didn't expect it.

However, it is not surprising.

In the sophomore year, Dong Wei Bai Xue and Xiao Yu were the most endowed, Dong Cheng had already broken through, Xiao Yu was also fast, Bai Xue had just completed the breakthrough, and it was normal.

"The strength of a human-level martial artist, with Sister Xue's cautiousness, is enough to deal with A-level tasks."

"Moreover, Sister Meng Meng is now an extreme martial artist, and her equipment in all aspects has also been greatly improved!"

"The two have cooperated for the longest time and have the most tacit understanding."

"So ......"

"It's not impossible to have two Rao teams."

Chen Fan put his mind at ease.

Keep flipping through the unread messages.

Sure enough.

He saw Chen Ergou's unread message!

Click to view: "A college goddess, she likes to play a poor dick chasing her, the man doesn't know how to know her menstrual cycle, and sends her a warm baby on time every month, she has a cold, a fever, and a stomachache When chatting, as long as he says a word, he can send her the medicine." ”

"She lied to him that she was pregnant, and the man was stunned for a while, took her to beat her, and promised that he would treat her well in the future and not let her lose any weight and be wronged."

Hearing this, she laughed and said, 'I will believe it', the man was stunned, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

"She fell in love with a necklace, more, the man worked 4 part-time jobs, ate steamed buns for 2 months, and gave it to her on her birthday."

However, after that, he never took the initiative to find her, she called him, either perfunctory, or did not answer, and asked him to come out and never came out again.

"She panicked, she often saw her hiding in the toilet crying when she got up at night, and when she went to KTV to sing, Xiao Yaxuan's reluctance was the first song, and she still cried every time, and then, and then ......"

"Reversing the plot in one sentence, guess what she's doing?"

Seeing this story, the corners of Chen Fan's mouth twitched, it was too simple!

Immediately, he replied: "When you are a spare tire for one sister, you are a real spare tire, but when you are a spare tire for 100 sisters, your sister becomes your spare tire." ”

"This is the so-called quantitative change that causes qualitative change."

Chen Ergou replied in seconds: "?? ”

"What if my sister doesn't even choose you for a spare tire?"

Chen Fan: "......"

"That's your problem."

"Think about it, are you not handsome enough? Isn't it gentle enough? Can't you spin it? ”

Chen Ergou: "Spin? ”

Chen Fan: "Ahem...... Don't worry about these details. ”

Chen Ergou: "Then how can I know if I am handsome enough?" Every time I look in the mirror, I feel pretty handsome. ”

Chen Fan: "......"

I have to admit that Chen Ergou is indeed a little handsome.

looks like a ruffian.,It's very attractive to girls.。

Chen Ergou: "Of course, I'm really handsome." ”

"But some men don't know whether they are handsome or not, and they always feel that they are handsome."

Chen Fan: "It's easy to solve." ”

"Handsome man, shoot a sister, my sister will think like this: Does this handsome guy like me? What a shame...... Would you like to give him his contact information in a moment? ”

"Ugly man, shoot a sister, my sister will look disgusted: this ugly guy actually secretly filmed me, is it psychopathic?"

"So, ugly or not, go take a picture of a beautiful woman, remember to let the beauty find out, and then just look at the beauty's expression."

Chen Ergou: "It makes sense. ”

"Sure enough, there are deep routines in the city, and I want to go back to the mountain village."

Chen Fan: "The mountain village road is also slippery. ”

Chen Ergou: "Back to business. The plot reversal of this story goes like this. ”

"Goddess: 'Then I saw him go out of school and get into his father's Bugatti Veyron ......'"

"How? This plot reversal is okay, right? ”

Chen Fan: "Don't tell me this kind of mentally retarded answer in the future." You're insulting me! ”

"This so-called reversal, can it be deduced?"

"The goddess has such a personality, I can guess the answer!"

"You might as well be: the goddess found out that after leaving that man, she would not do anything, it turned out that she couldn't do without him, it turned out that she had fallen in love with him."

Chen Ergou: "This is not a reversal? ”

Chen Fan: "Let me tell you a reversal plot: When I was in high school, Lan always liked red, and Red studied well, and Blue studied badly. ”

"There is one, blue confesses to red, red is: If you like me, study hard, as long as you and I are admitted to the same university, I will promise to be your girlfriend."

"Second, the blue is gone."

"That's right, gone! I can't find anyone! ”

"Red is very disappointed, thinking that men are really big pigs' trotters, and it is better to rely on men than on yourself!"