Volume 1: Crossing the Universe Chapter 6: Entangled by the Goddess
The students of Tianhua University are basically studying double degrees and three degrees, and some geniuses even study four degrees and five degrees.
Literature is a compulsory subject for college students, because literature is the foundation of all disciplines, without a literary foundation, it is difficult to be promoted and difficult to develop after graduation and employment, because how can a person who can't even write a work plan or year-end summary be a good leader of a department.
However, if you can suddenly become the general manager or chairman of a large enterprise, as well as the head of a certain government department, then it is a different matter, because such leaders are equipped with secretaries, as long as they move their mouths, the written secretary will do the work for them.
Wang Tianlun said: "What I'm saying is the truth, why did he kick me, besides, who kicked who is not certain." ”
Wang Tianlun's words really made Goddess Song angry, and of course it also made a group of male and female college students who watched the excitement laugh.
I saw a bald-headed, very obscene freshman "haha" laughed and pointed at Wang Tianlun with his hand: "Why is the second waste Lun on the second today, the second is so cute, brother, I will top you." ”
Goddess Song felt that she really couldn't bear it anymore, so she raised her leg and kicked over, and this kick was without warning.
Wang Tianlun was talking to Yuan Ye at this time, and he really didn't expect Goddess Song to make a surprise attack, so he subconsciously dodged Goddess Song's leg kick on one side, and then subconsciously stretched out his hand to fish, it was really accurate, and he grabbed Goddess Song's feet and neck in his hand.
Wang Tianlun's action is a standard small grappling in martial arts, but Wang Tianlun didn't realize that the move he performed was a small grappling, and he couldn't understand why he did it at all, it seemed to be his instinctive action.
This is indeed the case, because he has never studied martial arts at all, otherwise why wouldn't he go to the samurai department of the Jiwu Academy of Tianhua University to become a samurai that everyone admires.
You must know that in this era, samurai are the most popular, and after graduation, they don't have to worry about finding a job at all, unlike graduates from other majors who have to go around to apply for jobs after graduation, graduates of the samurai department of the machine martial arts academy are very sought-after, and they are booked by various units before they graduate, and as soon as they graduate, the troops will come to take them away.
Before graduation, the school will conduct a samurai level assessment for graduating students, and then issue a samurai level certificate.
A samurai of the first class enters the army as a second lieutenant and a platoon officer, a samurai of the second class enters the army as a captain and a battalion officer, and a samurai of the third class enters the army as a lieutenant colonel and deputy regimental officer.
Of course, the school can only carry out the assessment of the third-level samurai, and the assessment of the fourth-level samurai and above cannot be carried out in the school, and there is no such authority, so they have to be assessed in the army.
However, over the years, Tianhua University has also examined three third-level samurai, and there are more second-level samurai and first-class samurai, more than 50 second-level samurai, and more than 200 first-class samurai.
Of course, there are more than those who have not been examined, but it doesn't matter, you can enter the army if you don't get into the samurai rank, but you have to start as a non-commissioned officer.
Wang Tianlun grabbed the foot and neck of the goddess Song into his hand, and felt that the foot and neck were not thick or thin, soft and greasy, and felt very good, and it was very comfortable to pinch in his hand.
But Goddess Song was crazy, because after Wang Tianlun grabbed her ankle, her two legs were at a ninety-degree right angle, and she was wearing a miniskirt, which was equivalent to a big split, and the little pink shorts worn inside were exposed, which was equivalent to walking away.
The bald-headed, obscene-looking college student was so excited that he even bent down and tilted his head to look inside Goddess Song's short skirt.
While looking at it, he shouted loudly: "Silly Lun eats the tofu of the goddess of Song, and Silly Lun eats the tofu of the goddess of Song." ”
But he ate more than anyone else, and even went to the most secret place of the goddess of Song to see.
Goddess Song was anxious, and pulled her leg back violently, Wang Tianlun's internal force value was only 0.5, much smaller than that of Goddess Song, and she could still hold it when Goddess Song exerted her strength, and was dragged back by Goddess Song's leg at once, and then Goddess Song's leg swept out, but this leg was not swept towards Wang Tianlun, but swept towards the bald and obscene college student who was enjoying it.
The bald-headed lewd college student is also a student of the samurai department of the Jiwu Academy, and his internal strength value is four, second only to the goddess of Song. When he saw Goddess Song suddenly kicking him, he couldn't help but be shocked, and hurriedly turned around to hide, but he was still a step slower, and was kicked below by Goddess Song, only to hear him howl, and then he tightly covered his bottom with both hands and screamed: "I'm going to cut off my children and grandchildren, I'm going to cut off my children and grandchildren!" ”
This series of actions occurred in an instant, and the onlookers were stunned for a moment and did not react, and the entire venue was silent, so quiet that they could hear the needle falling on the ground clearly.
The first to react was Yuan Ye, who first looked at the bald and obscene college student with extremely strange eyes for a while, and then suddenly opened his big mouth and "haha" was a burst of wild laughter.
Yuan Ye's laughter directly detonated the laughter of all the onlookers, and for a while, laughter rolled and filled the entire space of the Faculty of Letters.
At this moment, the class bell rang, and the students hurriedly dispersed and hurried towards the No. 1 lecture hall.
Today is a big class, and the first-year students from all colleges and departments of literature have come to listen to the class, otherwise Goddess Song would not have appeared here, and of course there would not have been the incident that just left.
The bald-headed lewd college student didn't go to the lecture hall with the other students, because by this time his two things should have been swollen similar to his two fists, and he had to hurry to the school infirmary to treat his two things.
After entering the lecture hall, Wang Tianlun did not go to the front row to find a seat as before, but sat on the side of the last row. As soon as he sat down, a girl sat next to him with a "poof", he turned his head intentionally or unintentionally to look at the girl next to him, this look scared him a lot, it turned out that the girl who sat next to him was the goddess Song who was fighting with him just now.
Wang Tianlun asked casually: "Hey, why are you sitting here, why don't you go to the front row to sit?" ”
Goddess Song made a very gentle expression and smiled at Wang Tianlun: "What do you say? ”
But this laugh is no longer terrifying to Wang Tianlun, he still dares to sit here again, a reserve warrior with an internal force value of five ravages him, a rookie of the liberal arts academy with an internal force of only 0.5, is not just playing.
He hurriedly got up from his seat and said, "What, I suddenly feel that I have something to do, please show me some seats, and I'll come back in a while." ”
After saying that, he pulled his legs and was about to leave.
How could he hide his cleverness from Goddess Song, Goddess Song suddenly stretched out a jade hand and grabbed him, and then coldly threatened: "Sit down, otherwise I want you to look good." ”
As he spoke, a pair of beautiful eyes stared viciously at Wang Tianlun's bottom.
Wang Tianlun shivered smartly, and sat down obediently, he knew that the reason why Goddess Song sat next to him must have been to trouble him for the fact that he grabbed her feet and necks and let her go naked just now.
After settling down, he turned his head to Goddess Song who was sitting beside him and said: "What ------ that, I didn't mean to be outside just now, you said you didn't say hello, and suddenly raised your leg to kick me, I instinctively raised my hand to grab it, and it was really a coincidence, I grabbed your feet and neck all of a sudden, I really didn't mean it." ”
Goddess Song looked at him and smiled: "It's really a coincidence, how can you catch up with all the coincidences?" Who believes. ”
The words changed and said coldly: "Wasn't it enjoyable when you grabbed my feet and neck just now?" ”
Wang Tianlun's head suddenly became bigger, and he hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, it's no different from grabbing a piece of pigskin." ”
Goddess Song was furious, her eyes glared: "What do you say, it's no different from pigskin, you mean to say that my skin is very rough, the same as rough pigskin, isn't it?" ”
Wang Tianlun couldn't help but scold: "What is this Nima, whether your skin is rough or not is my business." ”
But he didn't dare to say that, he was absolutely sure that if he said so, Goddess Song would definitely burst his two things at the first time.
He hurriedly waved his hand: "No, I didn't mean that. ”
Goddess Song looked unconvinced: "Really? ”
As she spoke, she stared at her pair of extremely beautiful big eyes and looked at Wang Tianlun's head, and her expression was like that of a hungry wolf looking at a little sheep waiting to be gnawed.
Seeing this, Wang Tianlun was cold for a while, and hurriedly declared: "I really didn't mean that, really!" ”
Goddess Song smiled again, but no matter how Wang Tianlun looked at this smile, it was the kind of ill-intentioned ghost smile.
Suddenly, Goddess Song said, "Say, where did you learn the trick of grabbing my foot and neck outside just now?" Is it the legendary little grapple. ”
The small grappling has indeed become a legend, that should be the ancient martial arts, that is, the ancient martial arts, but with the great development of science and technology, those ancient martial arts have gradually been lost and become legends.
Wang Tianlun was stunned: "What kind of little grab, I don't know." ”
Of course, Goddess Song didn't believe his words: "Pretend, you pretend to be hard for me." ”
As he spoke, he suddenly stretched out a jade hand and grabbed the tender flesh on the side of one of Wang Tianlun's thighs and pinched it hard, and Wang Tianlun, who was in pain, opened his mouth and howled.
Fortunately, there is no class yet, the students are talking, and the whole lecture hall is chaotic and noisy, so not many people hear Wang Tianlun's ghost scream, but the people sitting around him still heard it, so they turned their heads to look at him together.