"Where did my grandmother hurt? Is the injury serious? ”

Hu Doudou couldn't help but ponder:

“……

Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid!

Uh, Doudou, did it scare you just now?

Don't be afraid, grandma is fine, grandma has nothing to do......

Don't be afraid!

Beanie! Look at it, grandma's leg is fine, it's good!

It's all right!

Beanie! Don't worry! You must know that even if your grandfather wants to beat you, there is still your grandmother, and your grandmother will protect you!

……

Grandma, I see you're lying on the ground just now, are you sure you're okay?

It's okay, it's okay!

Grandma, you just lay down on the ground, and besides, I heard you calling your mother and grandfather in pain!

That's just your grandmother's mantra for me; Besides, don't you have that too? You forgot? Didn't you call your mother when you were scared by snakes in the woods?

Grandma, I thought you were dead just now, because you screamed in pain for a while, and then there was no sound anymore.

Hehe, how could your grandmother die? Your grandmother has promised your mother that she will take good care of you, but if your grandmother dies, who will take care of you?

Grandma, I was just guessing, I thought you were really dead!

No, no, grandma is not dead, she can't die, grandma was just pretending to be dead!

Playing dead?

Well, if you think about it, if your grandmother doesn't play dead, then your grandfather will think that your grandmother is okay, and then he will work harder, in that case, what if he really beats your grandmother to death?

Grandma, I know!

If you think about it again, if your grandmother screams hoarsely, your grandfather will think that he is not ruthless enough, so he will work harder, so what if he really beats your grandmother to death?

Grandma, I know!

You know the.

……”

Soon, Hu Doudou became smarter.

He said to his grandfather, "My grandmother, her leg is injured, and now she is limping when she walks." ”

"Uh, isn't it serious?"

"Yes, it's a bit serious, and besides, she keeps telling me that her leg hurts! She couldn't even stand on her feet. ”

At this time, Hu Doudou's grandfather did not answer Hu Doudou anything, but muttered to himself while filling the pipe with smoke foam, "No loss!" No loss at all! Who told you to run to protect the mile! ”

Hu Doudou didn't understand what his grandfather said, and then asked him where his grandfather's plate was?

"In my hands!" Hu Doudou's grandfather suddenly scolded, "Don't you know how to look with your eyes?" Or do you not have eyes at all? ”

Hu Doudou was invisibly startled by his grandfather.

I couldn't help but think, "Oh my God, why do I have so many things to do, it's like God specially sent him to pick on me!"

God, in front of him, I seem to be doing everything wrong!

But when I think about it, what he said doesn't seem to be wrong, but it makes sense.

Oh! I don't want to be reasonable!

God, can't I just do what I love?

Oh my God, I'm going to have to play a game of walnut nest with the kids in the village, shouldn't he be able to take care of it? Pick and choose from me, what do you say about me?

Oh my God, why is this grandfather so annoying! ”

Hu Doudou thought for a moment without grievances, and then soon saw the plate at a glance, which was placed on top of the black wardrobe.

However, if Hu Doudou wanted to get the plate, he had to climb up from the kang and reach out to reach it.

In addition, Hu Doudou also knew that as long as he brought a chair from behind the door, he could still take it off if he stepped on it.

Of course, there is a simple way, that is, to ask his grandfather to help take it, just open his mouth.

But for Hu Doudou, only one of these three ways will work, and that is to go to the back of the door and put your feet on it, and then reach for the plate.

The other two ways, for Hu Doudou, it is impossible to kill him.

For example, the first way is to climb on the kang to get the plate. Because Hu Doudou's grandfather was sitting on the edge of the kang against the wardrobe at this time, and if he couldn't get it himself, he might offend his grandfather at any time.

As for his grandfather, he can't completely guarantee that he will be pleasing to the eye when he looks at him.

For example, the second way is to ask his grandfather to help take it off.

Hu Doudou would think of what his grandfather said to him sternly just now, "The plate is in my hand, don't you know how to look for it with your eyes?" Don't you have eyes? ”

Then, Hu Doudou would think, "Where is your hand?" Don't you know how to take it with your hands? Don't you have long hands? ”

In this way, in order to prevent his grandfather from making trouble for him, Hu Doudou decided to take the initiative to get the plate.

Hu Doudou's nerves in his brain were tense at this time, and every small cell in his body turned on the function of guarding against his grandfather.

He was cautious and cautious, for fear that he would do something wrong, and then provoke his grandfather to get angry and beat him like he beat his grandfather.

Hu Doudou tiptoed behind the door, gently lifted a small chair, gently walked to the closet, gently lowered it, and, gently, stepped on it, gently picked up the plate, and gently—ready to rush out of his grandfather's kiln with a puff of smoke.

Unexpectedly, at this time, his grandfather yelled at him.

"Stop!"

Hu Doudou stood still, and suddenly his hair stood straight on end as if he had detached from his scalp.

At the same time, Hu Doudou gasped, and his mind kept thinking about what was wrong with him.

That's right, Hu Doudou knew that his grandfather had found out his bad things again, but he didn't know it himself.

His grandfather didn't make any detours with him at this time, and said directly, "Why didn't you take off your shoes just now?" ”

"Oh my God? I didn't take off my shoes! I didn't take off my shoes when I stepped on the stool! Hu Doudou thought about it.

His grandfather's words, like an initiation, instantly hurt Hu Doudou's brain nerves.

In fact, when Hu Doudou was in his hometown, he stepped on a stool to fetch things from a high place, and generally never cared about whether the shoes on his feet were taken off, or whether the shoes were clean or not, and so on.

This is an extremely simple and casual thing in Hu Doudou's opinion.

Moreover, Hu Doudou's mother saw it, at most she would only scold Hu Doudou for a sentence or two, and for Hu Doudou, it was neither painful nor itchy.

Hu Doudou's father saw it, and he didn't care about it at all, because Hu Doudou's father never cared about this kind of thing.

Hu Doudou guessed that his grandfather must have thought that he had stepped on the stool dirty, so he hurriedly turned around, leaned down, and wiped the stool again with his sleeve.

After wiping it, Hu Doudou felt that it was okay now, so he grinned slightly.

"Ho! Look at it, it's beautiful! ”

Hu Doudou's grandfather's attitude softened slightly, "Your sleeves are dirty, and the stool is still dirty!" ”

Hu Doudou didn't respond again, grinning, and when he was about to turn around and leave, his grandfather shouted again:

"Stop!"

Hu Doudou Huo Di suddenly stood up again!

"What are you running?" Hu Doudou's grandfather raised his eyebrows and reprimanded, "Don't you know how to put the stool back in place after you use it?" Who taught you? Do you just slap your ass and walk away after using something? ”

Hu Doudou was once again struck by these words, and his brain nerves were hurt.

"Ahh I forgot to put the stool back in place! Ahh......hh

Soon, Hu Doudou didn't say a word, and hurriedly moved the stool back behind the door.

At this time, Hu Doudou no longer had the urge to rush out of his grandfather's kiln.

Some are just blaming themselves for their own negligence.

"Your behavior is unacceptable!" Hu Doudou's grandfather continued to mumble, "It's like if you borrow something from someone else and don't pay it back, your baby is still young now, and when she grows up, this kind of behavior is unacceptable!" ”

Hu Doudou's head was like a kowtow worm, and he kept nodding, and his mouth kept saying, "Uh-huh, yes, yes, yes!" ”

"Aren't you going to take the plate?" Hu Doudou's grandfather skillfully lit his pipe and smoked, "You call me, and I'll take it off for you, won't I?" You little rabbit, you insist on moving the chair to fetch it yourself, don't you think it's troublesome? ”

Hu Doudou thought to himself, "I'm just afraid that you will be troublesome, and I am afraid that you will make trouble for you." ”

When Hu Doudou thought about it in his heart, he felt a little wronged, but he didn't dare to say it to his grandfather.

Hu Doudou's grandfather said that he felt that he was already very hungry, so he didn't mumble anything more, but just told Hu Doudou to quickly bring the plate to his grandmother, and then quickly bring the rice up.

"Uh-huh!"

Hu Doudou nodded, and then ran out of the kiln.