Chapter 1 Joy and Han

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Fifteen years ago, the Great Xia Dynasty descended from the sky, the sun and the moon were the same, the red glow dyed the edges, the auspicious clouds and Cairui, and the phoenix Luanming. The National Teacher watched the Seven Dipper Nebulae at night and night, knelt down on the spot, and shouted: "Weichen Duanjingtian greets the Summer Queen, and the Summer Queen is a thousand years old and a thousand years old." ”

People in Great Xia know that since the founding of the First Emperor of Xia, there have been emperors and no queens in Great Xia, and the four virtuous and virtuous concubines are in charge of the harem. Later, due to the rebellion of Concubine De's mother's family, only three concubines remained. But all those born on the third day of March, both men and women, are secretly superior. This kind of weather is still flourishing in the official family.

Of course, the affairs of the court have nothing to do with the imperial nunnery in the clouds and mist on the mountainside.

This imperial nunnery is not small, and now the saint is built for her sister Princess Changping. The Queen Mother has been openly and secretly saying that the eldest princess has been widowed for four years, and it is time to choose a colt again. In order to escape the world, the eldest princess cut her hair and became a nun. No, that's why there is this imperial nunnery.

There is a hundred-year-old locust tree in front of the Huanggu Nunnery, and there is an old ghost pressed under the tree, because he was heinous when he was young, he was suppressed by the heads of the two major sword sects at the foot of Wudang Mountain. Later, the old ghost was bored by himself, so he dug a hole and dug it to the foot of Liangshan.

In April and May every year, the acacia flowers are fragrant, and the fragrance is comparable to the peach blossoms in April Mountain, attracting the children in the nunnery to run under the locust tree and pick locust flowers to eat.

Although there are few people here, there are also children riding oxens under Panasonic and visitors who ask Yunshen to know where to go.

This visitor is dusty, dressed as a scholar, with red lips and white teeth, a face like jade, peach blossom eyes, and a more chic and casual voice.

"Little boy, how far is the Imperial Nunnery from here?"

"Not far."

The boy put down the flute in his mouth and answered, and looked at the man. It should be the one described by the Dao Gu on the mountain, and the Dao Gu advised: If there is a little white face asking for directions, and saying: Not far, two more roads are on the plate.

There are a total of nine Taoist aunts who have been led by the Huanggu Nunnery to practice, and there is only one Taoist aunt who deceives people's temperament - the daughter of the southern Lewang Mansion - Le Yihan.

The boy rolled his eyes and frowned and thought for a moment. Lying is not a good child, but my father often told my mother that he had never been to Widow Wang's house, and when my mother went up the mountain to collect medicine, she immediately ran to Widow Wang's house at the entrance of the village to "sit down".

"Kid?"

"It's not far, just two more roads."

"Thank you, kid." Xiao Sheng took out a paper bag of candy from the side of the book behind him and threw it over.

He saw victory ahead, and he ran with his feet up, and after going out for a year, he forgot the way home.

But this "not far" is the sixteen roads of the Holy Maiden Mountain.

Su Xie, a white-faced child, the son of Wei Daogu in the nunnery, grew up in the nunnery with Le Yihan. The two of them have been happy to meet since they were children, childhood sweethearts, and the two have no guesses. In this splendid golden, ancient calligraphy, and yellow and white underground Huanggu Nunnery, help each other.

needle red female worker, he knows everything; Darts and swords, she can do everything. As for the qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, the six-fingered magic qin is comparable to a fingernail scratching a blackboard. The two of them also consciously competed with each other, provoking the old pianist from the palace to slam the door regardless of decency. Blowing his eyebrows and glaring, he scolded, "You can't teach your son." ”

They were often punished for picking peas from the ashes of the furnace pits.

It is worth mentioning that the two women, children, men and women - both killed. A well-written, quite favored by girls and aunts from all over the country; A good picture is even loved by powerful people from all over the world.

It's just that this book is romantic; This painting is colored.

A year ago, Su Xie's father, who divorced his wife and took a concubine, was guided by the former owner of the Worry Relief Pavilion Zhou Babai, and suddenly became enlightened and realized life.

It should be a good thing for everyone to be happy when they know their mistakes, but Su Xie's father has the same ability as Su Xie - mistakes on mistakes.

Master Su scattered the property of the concubine's family slaves, made the old lady so angry that he vomited blood, drove away this unfilial son, and brought in his only grandson. The old lady cultivated carefully, and Su Xie was also angry, and he was promoted at the age of eighteen.

Today, I am full of spring, I am ready to return to my hometown, I am ready to calmly fulfill my filial piety, marry a wife and have children, and be a winner in life.

First of all, he had to find his childhood sweetheart and life and death partner - Le Yihan. At the beginning, she swore that she promised him to be his wife and help him straighten out the court. Widely accept the world's fat fish swallow thin, Qingluo Xiaoxiao. The two have a clear division of labor, and the spoils are fair, the man belongs to her, and the woman belongs to him. Such a great plan was accidentally heard by Xuanfeizi Daogu, who was cleaning the courtyard, and punished them to pick up thousands of peas in the ashes, copy the Tao Te Ching fifty times, and think about it for half a month.

When they told this as a story to the old ghost under the ashamed tree, the old ghost heard that they were the protagonists of the story, and laughed at them for a year.

"Come on, I haven't been punished back then."

"Then how did you get suppressed under the Tree of Shame?"

"Little doll, don't ask anything unpleasant."

The old ghost's voice was a little bleak, and he changed the subject.

"Female doll, the Nine Yin White Bone Claw you learned last month gave me practice, and I will correct it for you. Male doll, continue to read my novel, last time I read 'Lord Liu was about to have an affair with a concubine and was discovered by Mrs. Liu', read it quickly. ”

The old ghost was comfortable, lying at the bottom of the well, and from time to time he interjected a sentence about what was wrong.

They don't know the old ghost's background. It's just that the only thing that is certain is that this old ghost is not really that heinous, and the crime is extremely heinous.

On the rosewood recliner in a worry-solving hall in Liangcheng, an open book covers the face of the sleeping person, as if he has dreamed of something happy, laughing, and the silver bell is pleasant.

"Du Niang, it's time to ask back." The melodious female voice disturbed the man's dream.

"Chu Chu?" The woman known as Du Niang turned sideways and continued to sleep, the book fell to the ground, the skin was white and fat, the hair was black and splashed with ink, the shade was suitable, compared to the sinking fish and geese, and the spring scenery of the West Lake.

"Just go, just go."

This woman's name is Le Yiyi, known as Sake Du Niang, and she is currently the deputy owner of the Worry Relief Museum. When he was four years old, he came to learn art, and his master Zhou Babai was the former owner, and his brother Zhou Kewen was the current owner.

And sake is famous all over the world because of the parrot incident.

At the beginning, an anonymous person wrote well and asked some irrelevant questions, but each question was a hundred taels. It's hard to answer that it's dead, it's like - when Master Enshi sleeps every day, put his beard on the quilt, or outside the quilt? Why is the morning sun big and dark, and the afternoon day small and bright? Is the newborn Nine Emperor Princes the emperor's biological son?

Zhou Babai was the shopkeeper and ran away from home; Senior brother Zhou Kewen also had difficulties; The younger brothers and sisters are still young, and the burden is all on the shoulders of her five-year-old sake mother, and the flowers of the motherland are destroyed step by step.

She was under a lot of pressure, had a very bad temper, and scolded the boy for his ignorance, and the letter had been sent out most of the way, and Su Xie, who couldn't resist the temptation of silver, and she quickly whipped up, but still didn't chase it back.

In a mansion in Jiangnan that occupies half of Jiangnan, the prince opened the envelope and read it, his voice was cold but full of jokes. "For details, please ask Brother Parrot. - Du Niang. ”

So, Brother Parrot appeared, his tone, and movements, except for the difference between animals and people, were exactly the same.

"What to ask, so many questions, are you 100,000 why? There are a lot of, this girl advises you to think less blindly and do more good deeds. ”

In the end, the parrot switched from righteous indignation to contempt, his forehead wrinkled, his downward pull was long, and his voice was contemptuous: "IQ is worrying, and you don't understand the explanation." ”

Finally, at the end, a middle finger was raised, no, it was a bird's finger," —low——! ”

What a thief to learn!

It's a refinement!

Brother Parrot!

It is worthy of the good goods of Xishu that she and Su Xie bought with private money, and everyone is amazed!

This ending is very tragic, Brother Parrot was plucked and cooked on the spot by a very good cook. Everyone here put away their surprise and got a bowl of parrot soup to drink. And the branch of the Anxiety Relief Hall was also warned by the main branch Baisheng Gate and yellow card.

Sadly, the boy returned with an owl and a flock of escorted crows. Plus a letter.

"The soup tastes very good, the fragrance is ten miles away, and the entrance is smooth: the meat is also good, chewy, fluffy and not greasy. In the next substitute banquet, thank you for the gift. ”

The color and luster of the feathers felt very good, and he made a fan to give to the Oiran of Hehuanlou, and he also got the first night of the Oiran.

Alas-

Thinking of this, the woman on the recliner rubbed her hair in annoyance, and her mother was very worried!

Chu Chu sighed helplessly and shook Du Niang's arm gently, soft and lubricated, and the head of the four talented women, Chen Yanyu, the prime minister, was not as good as half a point.

"Du Niang, Du Niang."

Du Niang can't stand the beauty being coquettish. Seeing the situation, he couldn't get over it, so he stood up in a daze and staggered out. Chu Chu hurriedly took out a handkerchief and wet it.

"Forced to open every day." Sleepy eyes narrowed slightly, squinting at the rhubarb who was taking a nap at the door, "I'm not as good as a dog!" ”

A pebble was kicked in the direction where the dog was sleeping, and Rhubarb cleverly dodged and continued to sleep. Du Niang was stubborn, she didn't kick, and she had to kick again, Rhubarb foresaw the opportunity and drilled out of the hole to be a chic dog.

"Poof... Hahaha. In order to hide his embarrassment, Chu Chu made an excuse and said: "It was yesterday that Rhubarb found a little white dog, and we told it that you are both male dogs, and it didn't listen." I guess I'm going to find someone again. ”

Rhubarb, a colored dog, eats both male and female! Scum dog!

Alas! That's it!

Yiyi, who was sorting out the questions in the door, heard the movement and hurriedly prepared paper and ink.

The three of them cooperated, Chu Chu read the question, Du Niang answered, and wrote it down.

When there were only a few questions left, he began to cough profusely, coughing out of breath and his face was flushed. frightened Chu Chu and Yiyi.

"Sir!"

"Sir, take a break!"

"I'm fine, let's start in the afternoon! During the time I'm gone, I don't have to recall other gentlemen. Susie will take care of it, but don't let him answer the questions. After all, I still want to survive for a few more years. ”

Senior brother Zhou Kewen was disturbed by a nightmare at the beginning, saying that he wanted to atone for his sins and seek a way to achieve both. ran to be an apprentice to a yellow-robed Taoist priest who cheated on food and drink. It seems to be a heavenly master of Longhu Mountain or Wudang Mountain? Or something else? Whatever! After all, they were left behind.

Since then, she has been sitting twelve hours a day. It can be said that he took advantage of the morning sun to do things, and returned to the mountain with the stars of the night.

"Du Niang went back this time, will she come back?"

Everyone knows that if you go back to the Lewang Mansion, you won't be able to come back. Now the battle for the throne between the eldest prince and the fourth prince is at a critical juncture, and King Le intends to let a daughter marry the fourth prince to show his determination to support the four princes. And this victim, is he happy? Or is her cousin happy?

The woman looked at the plantain planted by herself outside the window, and it was still a small seedling.

"I'll be back when it's ready."

The promises given will not be fulfilled in the end. Her body has been like this for a lifetime, and she is lucky to be able to live one day. At the beginning, he was born on March 3 one day before he was born, and he fell ill.

An old monk who went down the mountain to ask for some sesame oil money gave her a hexagram, and said to Prince Le seriously: "Send it to the mountains to recuperate, and you should be able to survive the age of seventeen." ”

But the two little girls listened to it.

"Then we must serve this tree as we serve Mr. Eight Hundred, and let it open its mouth for food and stretch out its hand."

"Hahaha."

The laughter of the three disturbed the sleeping birds in the trees.

Zhou Babai often laughs at himself: green plums are boiled in wine and stewed at dusk, and the lights are broken to see the sword broken heroes. Who cares about the eight hundred clouds and the moon, and waits for the old people in the distant mountains to come. Although I don't understand the meaning, I can also hear the loneliness of the poet.

However, for the people in the Relief Hall, there is a consensus, Mr. Eight Hundred began to lie down and eat again.

Le Yihan was sent up the mountain when he was three months old, and he has not returned home for fifteen years. This time I went back to hold the ceremony, and I don't know if King Le still knows her?

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