Chapter 50
"I heard that Master Tan is very godly, and if you can ask for this blessing, you will definitely be able to pass the postgraduate entrance examination next year."
"It's not just God, I've heard that there are many big bosses who come here, we can be lucky to walk through that door, it's really God bless."
"I'm so happy."
"You're going to hide the blessing."
"I can't lose it if I put it close to me."
“”
Tofu brain and fritters were served, tangerine peel sandwiched a fritter and stuffed it into his mouth, raised his head, and just saw Su Rourou sucking a spoonful of tofu brain in a small bite, and the corner of her mouth was stained with a little white and tender tofu, and then her little tongue stretched out, licked it, and it was clean.
It's cute.
Su Rourou is not the time for morning tea, she is really obedient and sensible, and she is beautiful and delicious.
It's not just Su Rourou who is beautiful and delicious, in fact, Yu Mengmeng is also very fierce, wearing a black waist-cinching long skirt. Her long black hair is gently wrapped behind her shoulders with a blue headband, her lips are spit out with even lip gloss, and she is carrying a black and white women's pouch crosswise, with a beige straps, which wrap around her chest to create a proud arc.
Some people are like this, even if you do good deeds and accumulate virtue, but your body and bones are born with amazing sins.
It's so sinful.
In some ways, Yu Mengmeng is heinous.
In the face of sin.
Chen Pi can't control his eyes at all, anyway, his squint is very small, and he won't let people see who he is looking at at at all, which is very suitable for voyeurism, a sharp weapon of the gods.
On the street at six o'clock in the morning, the end of the street corner has just revealed the white of the fish's belly, everything is not mixed with the smell of animals, everything is pure and clean, which makes people feel refreshed.
But that Yu Mengmeng made Chen Pi's brows furrow slightly.
Is the face so bad?
Bags under the eyes are like smoke.
Bloodshot twilight.
There is also a string of black knives hanging on the line of the eyebrows, a great omen!
Chen Pi was too obscure when she was in Yinshan, and she was deeply impressed in her mind, even if she ate the bowl of dead man's rice at that time, her face had never been so bad.
Combined with the system, the task is suddenly released.
According to the logic and previous practice, Chen Pi had reason to suspect that this mission must have something to do with this hapless girl.
Find a way to get in touch with each other.
It's better to make a friend.
Meal.
Chen Pi asked Su Rourou to go back to school by herself, and he followed Yu Mengmeng unhurriedly, along the way, the girl had been chatting with her chubby female girlfriend about the master surnamed Tan, who seemed to be a fortune teller.
This is very confusing: "If fortune telling helps to enter graduate school, then what do you want teachers to do?" ”
Turn something over in one's mind.
Chen Pi felt that direct accosting was not a one-way approach, and if it succeeded, he was a professional classmate after all.
Tidying up the instrument and controlling the facial expression, Chen Pi trotted two steps: "Yu Mengmeng, what a coincidence, you also came out for breakfast?" ”
Yu Mengmeng's best friend is not a student majoring in choreography and directing, and she obviously hates Chen Pi's clumsy accosting, so she pulled Yu Mengmeng and moved a few steps to the side.
"What a coincidence." After all, they are classmates, Yu Mengmeng remembers tangerine peel, mainly because the fat man's body characteristics are too obvious.
"We seem to be meeting a lot in the library lately." Tangerine peel continues to concave the topic.
"Really?"
"I'm sure I'm not mistaken."
"But I've only been to the library once since my freshman year."
Ahem.
It's embarrassing.
Chen Pi blushed a little.
Fortunately, it was dark and everyone could not see it too clearly.
Pick-up is a technical job, and if you don't build it well, you will put yourself in a desperate situation, Chen Pi stopped, frowned and began to think, what kind of routine should be taken?
Just now, the two girls walked to the school gate, stopped and entered the 36524 convenience store, and bought two cups of milk tea.
"Yu Mengmeng, can I lend you 4 yuan to buy a bottle of Red Bull, I forgot to bring my wallet." Tangerine peel blocked the door of the convenience store.
Indifferent face.
Glide step.
This time, the girl didn't reply a word.
b。
Hehe, through the air, tangerine peel can feel his own sadness.
But where is the fat man so easy to be defeated, keep up the good work, be patient.
It was observed that Yu Mengmeng's best friend was holding a crusty movie leaflet in her hand, and she was fanning the wind while walking.
Chen Pi came up for the third time: "Younger classmate, did we meet in the cinema a few days ago, did you also watch that Inception?" ”
Yu Mengmeng finally stopped: "Chen Pi, what do you want to do?" ”
Ha ha.
Just open your mouth.
Chen Pi hurriedly followed the rhythm: "I just want to ask you, do you have any thoughts on the ending of that movie?" ”
The speed of speech of tangerine peel is extremely fast.
It's like a random interview on the street.
Yu Mengmeng didn't answer Chen Pi, but the fat girl holding the movie leaflet smiled and said: "I don't have any opinion, it's just that the air conditioner is a little cold, and someone in the back eats KFC and smells a little fragrant." ”
Soul pick-up.
Chubby girls have a future.
rp。
Walking close to the school with his front and back feet, Chen Pi was really not convinced, squinting and staring at Yu Mengmeng, thinking about how to succeed.
He is not a person who gives up easily.
And if Yu Mengmeng is the key to the task, then Chen Pi must know each other, prepare first, and prevent problems before they happen.
Thirty seconds later.
Chen Pi went up again, patted Yu Mengmeng's shoulder directly, and concave a shape that he thought was very handsome: "Smaller than classmates, your things have fallen." ”
Both girls turned around and bowed their heads at the same time.
Nothing.
Then Chen Pi said cheaply: "Don't look at it, you dropped me, here." ”
“”
The atmosphere instantly fell to freezing point.
Half an hour later.
Yu Mengmeng frowned and said coldly: "Are you a thing?" ”
Think that sticking out your tongue will be the shape of love?
Chen Pi's routine is not unsuccessful, mainly depends on the appearance, if it is replaced by the rich and handsome Lu Hang, it is very likely that the reply will be: "Oops, I seem to have dropped you here, I'm sorry, little brother." ”
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Seeing the girls' dormitory close in front of me.
This made Chen Pi frustrated.
I had to use a trick.
Looking at the direction, with a sprint, Chen Pi directly snatched the milk tea in Yu Mengmeng's hand, and then in front of her, he drank it all in one go, and finally snatched away people's mobile phones, brushed his face at others, and dialed himself: "Less than classmates, this is my mobile phone number, when it is convenient for you, call me, I will pay you money for milk tea." ”
Perfect.
Although the fat man has never been in love, he has read a lot of yellow books, rounding up, I don't understand anything.
"By the way, if you encounter any troubles in the past two days, you can also call me, turn on the phone 24 hours a day, be on call, the fat man likes to solve problems for the cute young lady."
“!”
Yu Mengmeng's chubby girl's best friend spat directly at Chen Pi, and then pulled Yu Mengmeng and ran back to the girls' dormitory, telling him as he ran: "Don't have anything to do with this kind of slut in the future, this is a stinky hooligan, shameless." ”
Touch!
Maybe you ran too fast, or maybe you played too much last night and your body was weak.
As soon as the two girls stepped into the corridor, they fell to the ground with a bang, and Yu Mengmeng's head was still slammed, and he bled instantly.
"It hurts."
After squatting on the ground for a while, the two of them stood up, and Yu Mengmeng subconsciously took out a small jade pendant from his chest and looked at it carefully: "Fortunately, the divine blessing given by Master Tan was not broken." ”
Rise.
limping back to their respective dormitories.
It is also evil to say, Yu Mengmeng didn't find that this staircase was so slippery before, she needed to climb five floors in total, she actually slipped three times, fortunately she grabbed the handrail and didn't cause a big disaster.
Walk to the door of the dormitory.
There was a knock on the door.
No one.
When I opened the zipper of the satchel, the key was gone, and what was even more terrifying was that a cut was scratched on the side of the bag, and I met a thief.
"Bad luck! I'm angry! It's all to blame on that tangerine peel! Yu Meng cursed hatefully, "Dead fatty, it's best not to let me meet you next time." ”
Touch!
Probably because he was too angry.
Yu Mengmeng kicked the dormitory door viciously.
"Yikes!" The delicate feet wearing sandals and applying beautiful nail polish were instantly abused by themselves, and Yu Mengmeng, who was in pain, squatted directly on the ground, and tears couldn't help but fall out.
It's miserable, it's miserable, it's miserable.
Tears soaked onto the jade pendant on his chest.
Ugh.
The black jade pendant flashed with a black glow.
Successfully accosted in Mengmeng.
One hundred.
0723。
Chen Pi went to the public classroom with a chicken nest on his head, flip-flops, a floral shirt and a pair of fat loose pants, a pair of listless dead fish eyes, and a frustrated ghost step.
It's a single dog anyway.
Delicacy cannot be refined.
In the large classroom of 200 people, Chen Pi was paralyzed on the desk like a lump of meat and eggs, bored, and felt that he was lonelier than fireworks.
"It's still more refreshing to abuse ghosts."
"The human heart is not enough to swallow the elephant, what does this mean, it feels so abstract, there is no idea."
Let's have a double draw.
Now that the system tasks have appeared, Chen Pi feels that he can no longer hide his clumsiness.
Pump him.
The task is preceded by a draw.
Pump, Ou Huang possessed, let's have a peerless martial arts.
Grunt, grunt, dozens of feet high huge roulette, crazy spinning and rolling, countless patterns in the tangerine peel skull flying through the brain, I don't know why, tangerine peel always feels that the roulette wheel here seems to be a few laps smaller, is the bad luck system really in maintenance?
Fifteen seconds later, the hands of the roulette wheel are fixed on the two symbols.
It's five seconds longer than the previous freeze time, will it explode into better equipment, look forward to it, and the little heart is pounding.
There is an illusion of pumping SSR.
Dingding.
Congratulations to the host for winning the Peerless Martial Arts: Thousands of Poisonous Hands.
Congratulations to the host for drawing the spell: Come here.
The pattern of the poisonous hands is a pair of poisonous hands as black as iron ink, and when you come over, it is an index finger hooked towards you.
Oh, it's still so charming.
As is customary, the Yin De value is directly exchanged for the profile.
The Yin value is 11, and the remaining Yin value is 52.
Peerless martial arts, thousands of poisonous hands.
Introduction: This is a vicious evil sect of kung fu, when practicing its suffering, you must use colorful poisonous spiders to suck your own blood, and bring spider venom into your own blood. When the venom of the flower spider enters the practitioner's body, the spider dies and needs to be replaced with a new spider. After practicing a hundred flower spiders, it is only a small success, and if you want to be deep, you must practice thousands of them. This skill is extremely powerful, but the deeper you practice, the more poison accumulates in your body, and your appearance is easy to become ugly.
Tips: Considering the host's appearance is worrying, please use this door with caution, use with caution, use with caution!
Spell, come here.
Description: This item is a spell skill, which has a great chance to arouse the hatred of ghosts and has a taunting effect.
Tips: To be a fierce demon king, you can't be afraid of fierce spirits and ghosts, fight head-on, Ollie.
Bang.
Thundered.
There was a burst of thunder.
The female teachers on the podium were taken aback.
Soon.
The whole Nanchuan seemed to be shrouded in black thunderclouds, and the day seemed to be dark and night, so the teacher had to quickly turn on the lights and continue the class.
Liu Qiang, who was lying next to Chen Pi, woke up from his sleep, rubbed his big teeth, and looked confused: "Why does this ghost weather always come when the master is dreaming." ”
Why?
Zhang Yu slapped Liu Qiang's head: "Of course, it is to render a sad atmosphere, set off the extremely melancholy mood of teachers and students, imply the indefinite and long road to study, and lay the groundwork for the arduous life road in the future, which is in stark contrast to the beautiful childhood, and implies the helplessness and the stupid society that is about to be faced. ”
Lu Hang stroked his 800 yuan permed hair, and sighed: "The sound of the wind and rain, the sound of reading, the sound is in my ears." ”
Liu Qiang's sharp-beaked monkey cheeks continued: "The mountains are water-colored, and the colors are empty." ”
"Sand sculptures."
Zhang Yu cursed, lowered his head and buried himself under the desk, and swallowed a meat bun in one bite, with a thin skin and a large filling of eighteen folds, like a flower.
Finally, the lonely tangerine peel was like fireworks, first stretched out his tongue and licked the dead skin at the corner of his mouth, and then looked at the big fools left and right, and said softly: "Even if the heavy rain makes the city fall, the school will still count the students as late." ”
Borrow the words of Chen Piji.
Yu Mengmeng, who was unlucky, was really late.
Under the pouring rain, drenched all over, he sneaked into the classroom through the back door.
It's a coincidence.
happened to be seen by the female teacher on the podium, the gentle big sister who rarely gets angry and does things on weekdays, and today she didn't know what evil she had bumped into, so she directly called Yu Mengmeng: "What's your name?" Which major? Why be late? ”
Yu Mengmeng lowered her head slightly, no one could see her expression, only heard her hoarse voice, and spoke very slowly: "Teacher, my name is Yu Mengmeng, I should be a radio and television director major, as for why I am late, I don't know, maybe I was kidnapped." ”
The whole classroom was stunned.
This Nima is clearly lying.
Trouble.
The female teacher raised her eyebrows coldly: "Call your counselor over." ”
Yu Mengmeng: "He was also kidnapped, so he can't come." ”
There are no flaws in the logic.
The thief is very strict.
Hehe.
Chen Pi was completely sleepy, staring at the female teacher on the podium, guessing with his feet, he was probably angry, indifferent on the surface, and probably wanted to hang Yu Mengmeng on the electric fan in his heart.
Pause for a moment.
The female teacher pointed to her side: "Don't go back, just stand here and listen to the class." ”
Yu Mengmeng smiled hoarsely and said slowly, "Okay, ah"
Goosebumps fell to the ground.
It's only been a long time since I saw each other.
Chen Pi felt that he didn't know Yu Mengmeng anymore, and he was out of place with others just by looking at it.
Wet and poked on the edge of the podium.
Yu Mengmeng lowered his head slightly, only revealing a light red corner of his mouth, smiling from time to time, smiling from time to time, smiling from time to time.
"Laughing at my sister, laughing, it's so crazy." Zhang Yu cursed secretly.
"This girl is crazy." Lu Hang was also puzzled, "It wasn't like this before." ”
"If you are sick, you must be sick." Liu Qiang shook his head in hindsight, "Fat man, what do you think?" ”
"Me?"
Chen Pi narrowed his eyes: "I think, she's not like a girl." ”
Wet and wet, Yu Mengmeng soon collapsed on the podium with a water stain, which flowed down the podium and continued to flow to the edge of the desks in the first row.
No one noticed that the water was like a sponge when it met a wooden desk.
The water stains crept into the wood, drilled, drilled, and then the desk began to emit a strange smell.
Like, yes.
It's like incense, the kind of incense offered to the Buddha, which is slightly lighter than the taste of the offering, but more pungent.
After all, this is a university and an art college, and there are many strange students in themselves, so Yu Mengmeng's matter was quickly forgotten.
Only tangerine peel.
Hold a grudge.
Night.
Lights.
Lying on the bed, the tangerine peel rolled from side to side, but he couldn't sleep.
Liu Qiang in the lower bunk was stunned: "Fat man, you are good, can we not toss, you roll like this, I can't sleep." ”
Chen Pi: "I can't sleep either. ”
Liu Qiang: "Miss a woman? ”
Chen Pi: "Hmm. ”
it!
is simply a single word, even Zhang Yu and Lu Hang are not sleepy: "Fat man, what do you mean, are you in love?" It's a soft girl, right? ”
Chen Pi scratched his head and thought: "I didn't think about her, I didn't dare to think about it after dark, I was thinking about Yu Mengmeng." ”
"Brute!"
The three roommates cursed in unison.
"I'd like to go to the girls' dormitory to see which of you is with me." Chen Pi's words are amazing.
“?”
“?”
“?”
Three question mark faces.
Breaking into the girls' dormitory at night, this can't be considered a beast anymore, it's clearly a crime.
The three shook their heads like rattles.
Can't.
Can't.
Absolutely not.
"Okay, then you can sleep in the dormitory, I'll take a look." Chen Pi put on his clothes as he spoke, turned over and got out of bed.
Prepare for five minutes.
Chen Pi tightened his clothes, and he was about to go out.
In the dark dormitory, Liu Qiang couldn't help but ask: "Fat man, do you know the specific location?" ”
Chen Pi shook his head: "I don't know." ”
Zhang Yu: "Fat man, are you planning to look for them one by one?" ”
Chen Pi frowned: "No way, you have to find it." ”
Lu Hang gave a thumbs up: "Fat man, admire and admire, you are so good." ”
After saying that.
Lu Hang turned over and got off the bed, put on his clothes, and after a while in the cabinet, he found a black bag: "Octopus, Banya, get up, get up, give up your life to accompany the gentleman, the fat man wants to do something, don't think about standing by and watching, brothers, let's go together." ”
"Really go." Liu Qiang and Zhang Yu are still very empty.
"If something happens, I'm afraid of a ghost. Besides, if you just want to peek into the girls' dormitory, you really don't need to flip in and see. ”