Chapter 256, The Little Demon King of the Immortal Academy (3)
Ahem! Someone is waking up from a nightmare under the moon in Jinling, coughing incessantly.
"Hey! The continuous night rain is silent, and I haven't seen that full moon for a long time! I don't know how long it will take to get a head under this rainy season! "A large TV like a color sarin is showing the heroic pictures of the PLA soldiers reinforcing the Jiujiang embankment, which makes people feel respectful when they watch it.
We handed over the little Lori to Sun Turtle and told them to protect Luofu Mountain, and then inspected the Blue Horse Peak, and carefully discussed with the Blue Horse Mountain God all the possible causes of global warming, and how to stop the crisis that the ice and snow on the Blue Horse Peak are melting...... Everyone talked about it for a long time, but they didn't pull out a single reason.
In order to further understand the real cause of this climate warming, Qiu Yue and I lived in the back garden of the Celestial Army Headquarters at the Blue Horse Peak, and drove the light of the last spirit around every day to collect information and various physical evidence of climate warming, etc., in order to reverse the extremely hot weather and save the people of Li from fire and water.
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Ink and Yuyan rested in the dormitory of the Immortal Academy for a day, and the next day Uncle Holy Spirit and Black Dragon led them to school.
Today's teaching to the children is Teacher Tianjiao, she is surrounded by a colorful cloud scarf, a decent and generous professional suit will reflect her slender body to the fullest, black-edged cloud silk glasses are said to be a magic weapon that can kill! ……
"Huh! It is said that Teacher Tianjiao is the little lover of a certain god! Is there anything else you don't know? Take her class, but don't sleep, or you'll die a miserable death. Because it is said that the man abandoned her from beginning to end, and finally abandoned him and eloped with other little fairies. So the students have an idea, she now hates people who don't listen to her, especially the handsome little boys! ......" a four-eyed boy whispered gossip about their professional instructor in bio-simplification dementorship, and chattered endlessly.
"Such a convex and backward young lady with a beautiful face and a plump body, will she be a? I don't believe it! Yuyan shouted loudly.
"There are no rules at all! …… Just came, right? What is it called? Teacher Tianjiao asked with a smile about the rain and smoke.
"Teacher Tianjiao, my name is Lin Yuyan. Today is the first day of class. Yuyan said to the teacher with a smile.
"Who else are you with? Let's all stand up and sign up with the teacher. Teacher Tianjiao was not angry but happy, and said to Yuyan and them with a smile.
"My name is Ink Danqing, is Lingxiao Palace? Sir's apprentice. ”
"I am the Heishui River Pixiu of the Shura Realm, and I am the apprentice of the Shura Martial God."
"My name is Miao Miao, and I am the apprentice of the Nine Heavens Immortal Cat Holy Spirit Teacher."
"I am from the Leiyin Ancient Temple, I am a disciple of Shakya, and my name is Buddha."
"I am the little green cow of Niushou Mountain, and I am the little apprentice of the black dragon of the god of war in the Longtian Miaoyin Wonderland."
"My name is Xiao Tian, and I am the little apprentice of Leng Qiuyue of the Nine Heavens Bright Moon Palace."
Ink and wash stood up one by one, and reported to Teacher Tianjiao in turn.
"Yes, yes, they are all from Haitian Miaoyin Wonderland, and the immortal roots are good, I hope you can gain something from the Immortal Academy." Sit down! Let's start the lesson. Today we are talking about the free retraction of the doppelganger technique. Ask the students to open the cloud book on their desks and turn to page 99. Teacher Tianjiao said to the students with a smile.
Ink and ink they all honestly buried their heads in the books, and there was a loud sound of turning books in the classroom.
Yuyan looked east and west at the ground, and did not listen to Teacher Tianjiao's words.
Among the classmates, there are many students from Haitian Miaoyinjing Senior High School.
Among them, there is the Moon Palace Cold Water Moon; Jiang Wu's Jiang Yueyue; The beautiful girl of the Great Wilderness Mountain, Pi Jiaoniang; Lip filling, red eyes, green hair, little gods and demons; Nantianmen Castle Shaobao Lord Nan Shiqing; There are a total of six little fairies in Bailu Mountain!
In addition, there are several descendants of the Five Heavenly Emperors, as well as the descendants of the Four Great Heavenly Generals...... There are a total of twenty or thirty true heavenly immortals.
For some reason, the young bud boy of the Heavenless Realm didn't come to school today, but the position he had done before was still vacant, so he should have asked for leave!
"Hongchen has a saying that he lacks skills, which is caused by the fact that his mind is too miscellaneous and not dedicated enough. If you want to have a doppelganger, you first have to work a science, and then you can achieve the doppelganger of two, two, three, and three things in one life......" Teacher Tianjiao talked eloquently, stomping back and forth on the podium, step by step, cloud lotus, step by step.
"Hey, hey! Brother, is this beautiful teacher talking about the Tao Te Ching? Lying under the cloud curtain outside the classroom, Xiao Qiqi laughed and asked Qilin.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you! You're going to be out of luck....... Kirin whispered to the fox.
"Whose pet is this? Don't you know that pets are not allowed in class? Who's it, stand up for me. Teacher Tianjiao's cheeks were crimson, and he threw Yun Shu on the cloud case with a bang, put his hands on the thin waist of the weak willow and cold smoke, and scolded loudly and angrily.
"Who's from it? Stand up for me. I counted three times, and if I didn't take the initiative to stand up, I would be recognized, and I would be welcome. Teacher Tianjiao saw that no one admitted it, so he became more and more angry.
"Teacher, it's from my family." Shui Mo stood up honestly and said in a low voice.
"You...... Ink Danqing, hurry up and bring them back for me, now, immediately, immediately! Teacher Tianjiao was no longer delicate, her face was fierce, and she scolded the ink loudly.
"I'll go right away." Shui Mo agreed, jumped out of his seat with a thud, rushed out of the teacher, and kicked the fox and the little unicorn one by one.
"Who told you to come along? Why don't you give me a rollback? Ink scolded the little fox and the little unicorn loudly.
"I didn't speak! It's your little sinister talking nonsense. If you want to go back, it should be him who goes back, but my little master didn't say anything to let me go back! Besides, why can the little green cow enter the class, but me and the fox can't go in? If you want to go back to the fox, I won't go! I also want to listen to the beautiful teachers of the Immortal Academy teach the class. The little unicorn called out to me very uncooperatively.
"Kirin, do you think I won't dare to beat you again? Hurry up and roll it for the master, and go back with the fox to watch the door of our dormitory, and don't let the bad guys slip in. Shui Mo was both intimidating and reasonable, and said patiently to the little unicorn.
"Go back, don't you just put Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching"? What's the big deal, I've memorized it for a long time. It's not uncommon! Let's go, let's go back to the dormitory! The little unicorn couldn't stand the big feet of the ink and the kicking around, so he reluctantly pulled the fox and was about to go back to the dormitory.
"Stinky boy! Dare to hit my little unicorn, who gave you the guts? Don't think about it, do you? Come back to my sister, my little unicorn wants to accompany you to listen to the book of heaven, that's to give you face, you know? Yuyan shouted at the ink outside the classroom.
It's okay not to say this, this statement can make the whole class and Teacher Tianjiao angry.
Everyone stood up one after another, and one by one they opened fire at Yuyan and said, "Isn't it just a little pet with goosebumps on your head?" What's the big deal? It's as if no one has one. ”
"That's right, I also have a few Celestial Dragons! I didn't see me show off everywhere! Not to mention bringing it to class. ”
"I even have a fucking lion!! No, I didn't say anything. Am I proud? ……”
"I'm an elephant, and I'm not proud! ……”
"I have a hippopotamus."
"I have rhinos."
"I raise bears and bears."
"I raised a bald strong, a small strong who can't be killed."
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"Shut up! Lin Yuyan, don't think that if you are a little clever, you can be cautious with the teacher, you can also get out of here, and bring back your ugly and arrogant rotten unicorn to me. Immediately, immediately! GO。 Teacher Tianjiao shouted loudly at the rain and smoke.
Her pair of magnolia-like plump little hands crackled on the top of the teaching cloud case.
"Huh! Teacher Tianjiao, don't be angry. I don't think it's surprising that you're talking about these things that are all red dust trails! You may not have been to Hongchen, Hongchen reprinted these words into a book, took the name "Tao Te Ching", said that it was the doctrine of Lao Tzu, and made all kinds of explanations! What our little fox said is not wrong at all! Yuyan said to Teacher Tianjiao with a cold smile.
"Little girl, according to what you say, have you been to the Red Dust Inn? Why don't you tell us some interesting stories about the fairies in the Red Dust Inn, especially how do you collect your souls when you go to the Red Dust Inn? This is more suitable for today's lesson! Say it, don't be embarrassed. Teacher Tianjiao seemed to be smiling, barely trying to restrain the anger in his heart, and said to Yuyan with great disdain.
"Huh? …… That means you can't finish talking about it for a few days and nights! Really, too much. Collecting souls and absorbing souls, not only heavenly immortals, but also earth immortals, and some strange demons that are powerful enough to kill gods and destroy Buddhas, they can too. Many monsters will also come to compete with the immortals and immortals to snatch the soul power and courage of soul insects! It's true, if you don't believe it, you can ask me Uncle Holy Spirit, as well as Xiao Shuimo, Senior Brother Pixiu and Sister Miao Miao. Yuyan talked eloquently without heart and lungs, and made Teacher Tianjiao so angry that he was bleeding from seven holes and six holes, and he couldn't help but scold his mother.
The small bowl is eight o'clock, is this saying that the old lady has not received the soul power fairy spirit? …… I'm! It's just me off.
Grandma's, and also moved the vice president out to scare the old lady, but the old lady didn't buy her account. Hum! See how long you can get it? ……
"Miss! Stop it. Sit down. Shui Mo looked at Teacher Tianjiao's cloudy, unpredictable face, and shouted to Yuyan in a hurry.
"Huh! Don't be in a hurry to sit down. Let's all tell the big guys, is there really a soul worm in your Red Dust Inn? Is their meat good or not? I heard that the gods who went to the Red Dust Inn to receive soul power, immortal energy, and courage are all powerful beings who suck hair and suck blood! I don't know if Little Sister Yuyan, how many soul worms have you eaten? How much soul worm blood have you drunk? Can you share with us how you felt at that time...... Hahahaha! A two-half-headed fairy stood up and asked with a very unfriendly grin at Yuyan.
"That's it! What Brother Heaven and Earth Wuji Yin and Yang said makes sense! We've only heard that the Red Dust Inn ate human flesh and sucked human blood in the past, and we haven't heard that fairy energy can still be obtained from soul insects! Hahaha sister, have you drunk too much fairy brew and are talking nonsense? Another red-faced fairy with yellow hair and brown eyebrows also stood up, and smiled and echoed the so-called heaven and earth yin and yang.
Pixiu looked at the appearance of the two of them, and knew that these two guys were the little apprentices of Teacher Tianjiao, so this was helping their master, deliberately making fun of Yuyan and Ink!
Teacher Tianjiao smiled and said noncommittally: "Yes! The soul power and immortal qi of our heavenly immortals, which are all the essence of heaven and earth, are refined from the cultivation and refinement of food and drink day and night, and I have never heard of it, this soul power is still extracted from the soul worm! Do you think this is refining lamp oil? Hahaha sister, don't be funny, okay? Sit down! Let's move on. ”
"Teacher Tianjiao, according to what you said, the soul power, immortal energy, and courage are also drawn from heaven and earth! It's just that you didn't tell us how to absorb it! If you say that we were born with it, then why did we come to this Immortal Academy to further our studies! Isn't it enough to retreat and practice at home? People say, don't you? Miao Miao smiled slightly, stood up without humming and said.
"Little fairy cat, don't think that with the dean to support you, you can talk nonsense in my class. Sit down for me, it's none of your business. Teacher Tianjiao looked at Miao Miao, who seemed to be angry, and immediately put away the arrogance of the previous flying eyebrows, and said to Miao Miao with a smile.
"That's it! Little fairy cat, don't be embarrassed! We all know that you can fight, but since you have returned to the True Heavenly Immortal Academy, you are not the only one who is a Niu Immortal (Niu Coaxing Immortal), and we are all cultivators of the thirty-sixth level of soul power and courage, so don't talk about those antiques that laughed off their big teeth, okay? It's the real time now: the time of the Red Dust Inn is 2520 years, you can go down and take a look, how many soul insects and monsters are there you talking about? Hahahaha, it's an antique. A little old man with a wrinkled face with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek also stood up from his seat and cheered for Teacher Tianjiao's team.
"You ...... It's unbelievable. Yuyan sat down angrily and whispered.
In the classroom, the black cloud text on the cloud frequency black disk heard Yuyan's words, and ran out of the classroom with a bang, and he was already frightened!