Chapter 477: Hopelessly stupid
"Hey, stupid bird, I warn you, after helping you release your mouth, don't breathe fire and burn me, do you hear me clearly? Otherwise, I'll pull out all the feathers on your body, and there won't be a single one left!" Yun Fan demonstratively compared his fist, pointed to a pile of feathers on the ground, and glared.
The giant bird, who was seen to have intentions, turned its head stupidly.
Yun Fan slowly untied the rather tight hemp rope, the giant bird's mouth was finally liberated, and subconsciously opened its mouth, but Yun Fan withdrew vigilantly for a long time, afraid that the incomparably hot fire would erupt from the giant mouth.
The giant bird glanced at Yun Fan who had retreated several steps with disdain, originally thinking that once it broke free, the first thing it would do was to burn the kid in front of it into a pile of charcoal, but the snow-white beast on the side was eyeing it, and as soon as it remembered the terrifying coercion before, it honestly dispelled this idea, it was better to be a bird.
Yun Fan saw that the giant bird opened its mouth, and then glanced at the direction of Soul Seven, which slowly closed, and did not breathe fire at him, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's right, this world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, this is not good. Yun Fan flew to the shoulder of the giant bird and patted it with great satisfaction.
The giant bird couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard this, who was irritable and left such a big red envelope on my head, and it still hurts!
Yun Fan saw that the giant bird was behaving well, so he untied all the hemp ropes tied to it, he was not afraid that this guy would escape, after all, one wing was already bare, even if it wanted to fly, Yun Fan was sure that he would be able to catch it back.
But looking at its appearance, even if Yun Fan let it go, it is estimated that this thing will not be able to go down, only to see the giant bird staring closely at the roasted golden crispy hare meat above the fire, its nose greedily breathing in the diffuse aroma, and its face exuding a look of intoxication.
"Goo-du!" Yun Fan, who was on the side, clearly heard the sound of the thing swallowing saliva.
"How about it, do you want to have a bite?" Yun Fan pointed to the hare meat on the top of the branch, and said to the giant bird with a smile.
The giant bird hurriedly put away his and thirsty appearance, and his eyes swept away, putting on an unmoved appearance.
Yun Fan looked at its appearance, and couldn't help but snicker secretly, just now he saw the crystal water line that was about to drip down the corner of its mouth, and this thing still had to be loaded.
"Since Brother Bird doesn't like to eat it, then I can only enjoy this delicious food by myself, what a pity. Yun Fan shook his head with regret, and then walked slowly to the fire.
Soul Qi slowly gnawed on the rabbit leg in his claws, and looked at Yun Fan singing over there with disdain, just now this thing was still a stupid bird and a stupid bird, just now in a blink of an eye, the title has become Brother Bird, and besides, don't you have a toothache? Why doesn't it hurt now? Tooth extraction is not as fast as you!
Soul Qi couldn't help but sigh that this kid's skin was so thick, it was really a thousand knives that couldn't hurt an inch, and the rain of guns and arrows couldn't damage a single bit!
"It's so fragrant!" Yun Fan picked up the wrist-thick branch, approached the golden rabbit meat, and sniffed hard, looking comfortable.
"I ate it. Yun Fan slowly opened his mouth and slowly approached the crispy delicacy, but the corner of his eye was looking at the giant bird that was already staring at him.
"My tooth hurts again, and I suddenly lose my appetite, so I'd better throw it away. Yun Fan didn't bite down in the end, suddenly frowned, and with a wave of his hand, he threw the rabbit meat away.
I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional, the direction in which the rabbit meat fell was the direction of the giant bird.
The giant bird thought that this rare delicacy passed by him, but when he was secretly sad, he didn't expect the coveted delicacy to fly in his direction, and happiness came so suddenly!
The giant bird was stunned to see the rabbit meat that was about to fall beside him, and subconsciously opened his mouth, including the wrist-thick branch, and the whole thing was swallowed by it.
"Goo!" the giant bird stood in place in a daze, swallowing his saliva, a look of doubt flashed in his eyes, did I eat something just now?
Yun Fan's original intention was to throw this rabbit meat to it to eat, and he threw out the branch with his hand, who knew that this guy was in such a hurry, he even refused to let go of the branch, and ate it together, it was really an eye-opener, it was a benchmark in the eating world, a model of my generation, Yun Fan couldn't help but admire the five bodies to the ground.
In Soul Seven's eyes, Yun Fan's movements were like throwing food, just like the owner casually threw a large piece of meat to it as a reward in order to reward the hound that caught the prey.
It's not really like that, but it looks like it.
Soul Seven ate the rabbit leg he was caught, and couldn't help but shake his head, sooner or later, this stupid bird would be fooled by this stinky boy and didn't know the north, south, west, and north.
"Well, Brother Bird's unique way of eating is really an eye-opener for me, admire and admire!" After Yun Fan came back to his senses, he said to the giant bird with a smile.
The rabbit meat just now let itself be swallowed like this???The giant bird had two big words written on his whole face - 'Meng'.
In any case, it did not expect that the delicious taste it craved so tastelessly would be swallowed in its stomach!
It suddenly felt like it was beating its feet and chest, it was really a providence to make birds, and such delicacies were wasted like this!
Yun Fan looked at the dejected appearance of the giant bird, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a smile, and then casually lifted a pheasant on the ground beside him.
"It still tastes better than pheasant, much better than hare. Yun Fan was holding a pheasant in one hand, as if he was talking to himself, and as if he was deliberately saying to someone.
After saying that, he skillfully plucked his hair and bleed.
What rice does pheasant taste better than hare?
Hearing this, the giant bird, who was still complaining that he was eating too much just now, couldn't help but light up in front of him, and his big eyes stared at the pheasant in Yun Fan's hand.
Seeing that Yun Fan skewered the pheasant, and then put it on the fire, and began to flip constantly, the giant bird was still a little far away from Yun Fan, but in the next second, it had already squatted to Yun Fan's side, and its huge eyes stared at the mountain pheasant in Yun Fan's hand that kept flipping, how obedient and obedient he was.
Seeing this, Soul Seven couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand, he had seen something stupid, but he had never seen someone who was so hopelessly stupid.
With this IQ, it can still live until now, it seems that the strength of this thing in this primeval forest must be the strongest, and it is also the kind of existence that no one can match, otherwise, with this brain, it would have been slaughtered and put in the soup a long time ago, and Soul Qi couldn't help but slander in his heart.
Yun Fan glanced at the giant bird beside him, and couldn't help but show a smug smile on his face, and winked at Soul Seven while flipping the branches in his hand.
Soul Seven simply closed his eyes and ignored him, out of sight and out of mind.