In the past, the book was bamboo slips, and when everyone reads books, they still need a lot of strength, and the scholars are still a little strong at that time, otherwise they can't even memorize the books.

With the development of the times and the advancement of technology, later scholars read paper books and did not make much effort.

So this Qiao Ling'er is powerless.

"Drive~!"

The female king of Black Pine Mountain, after the White Lotus snatched Qiao Ling'er, she took the little ones back.

The vast majority of the bandits are singles, and this bandit in the Black Pine Mountain is an old girl.

A cottage, if you want to sustain it for a long time, you have to reassure the little ones if you want to be the king.

He wants to tell the little ones that the king of your family will be a bandit for a long time, and he will not leave you alone, so that people's hearts can be settled.

How can we convince them that their own king will be a bandit forever?

That is the son of the king, who is also a bandit, and the family is a bandit, and he will not leave the cottage alone.

You see, Song Jiang became the master of Liangshan, and the first thing he did was to bring his family up the mountain, and Zhai Rang of Wagangzhai also took the family to the grass.

With Mrs. Zhai, the morale of the army is stable.

Besides, the king has a mother-in-law, and the little ones also have a hope, when they will also go to grab a lady.

So that's what this White Lotus King did.

She is a woman, she wants to rob a man, and if she wants to be a husband who oppresses the village, she naturally has to be a handsome man.

"The king spares his life, if there is any difficulty, just tell me, if you have a little surplus wealth below, you can help one or two, and there are sixty-one and fifty-nine parents below, I am the only son in the family, and the king must not harm my life!"

Qiao Ling'er shouted, but the white lotus ignored it and galloped wildly.

Inside the mountain, the group of minions were also women, and they also screamed when they saw the men.

"You go and wash him well, tonight we will visit the church and get married, and then give birth to a little king!"

White Lotus laughed and said, "This time I also grabbed a lot of silver taels, and everyone was also lively!" ”

"It's the king!"

A few little minions responded, and immediately dragged Qiao Ling'er down to take a bath.

Zhang Xuan stood in the clouds, watching several women reincarnate the Buddha, taking a bath and eating his tofu.

"Hehe, let's have fun first!"

Zhang Xuan flicked his fingers, and the air in the room became hot.

After a few breaths, the women flushed and stripped off their shirts, revealing a spring color.

No, they should be autumn colors.

"Oh, little boy, look at me, I'm hot, sweaty, you can wash me too!"

"Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people!"

Qiao Ling'er's face turned red, and she closed her eyes and didn't dare to look at people.

"I, Li Siniang, was also a delicate flower twenty years ago, in Dendrobium Village, which man didn't look at me a few times?

Now there is no one to show it, alas! ”

"You're an old village woman, who looks at you!

I, Guo Xiao'an, am the daughter of Zhixian County, and in Linwu County, I don't know how many scholars pursue me!

It's just that my family is in the middle of the road, and I live as a prostitute, but my skin is still snow-white! ”

"Okay, in a few years, you will be like me, hang two cloth bags hanging down in front of you, and even the menstrual affairs will be broken, and you will be clean!"

Several women squeezed into the bathtub and scrubbed Qiao Ling'er.

Qiao Linger hurriedly memorized the "Analects", which caused Guo Xiaoan to sigh for a while.

"Well, are these women too old? Then let's try the little girl! ”

Zhang Xuan saw that Qiao Ling'er was unmoved, so he stopped the spell.

"Ah, why did we wash together? It's been a long time since I've met a man, and I'm crazy to think about a man! ”

The women were not shy, and then scrubbed them clean.

Finally took a bath, Qiao Ling'er was put on a bridal dress again, covered with a red hijab, and wanted to marry the king White Lotus.

I didn't expect Qiao Linger to dress up, but it was quite cute.

But the White Lotus dressed up as a man, and by the time it came to the church, the leaders of the cottage had already crowded together to watch the excitement.

Maybe it was because of the feeling in her heart, that Qiao Ling'er suddenly struggled,

You must know that when he wore the bridal clothes, he didn't react so violently.

Maybe it's after the church in this year, it means that the ceremony is completed.

"Let me go! I can't get married, I don't have three media, I don't have my parents' orders, I don't have any feelings for you, I don't want to marry you! ”

Qiao Linger shouted.

"Come on, block him up for me, who is my White Lotus? The cow does not drink water and presses its head, I want to marry you, and you dare to move? ”

White Lotus said angrily.

Immediately, someone held down Qiao Ling'er, but unfortunately it was a big deal, the Buddha's Yuanyang. It is much more precious than Tang Sanzang's Yuanyang.

Qiao Ling'er slammed her head into the corner of the table, and immediately bled profusely and fell unconscious.

"Is there a man in the world who is not afraid of death?"

The White Lotus's pupils shrank sharply, her pretty face turned pale, and she received a lot of shock.

The rest of the female bandits were also secretly admired.

The white lotus does not grow badly, and under the willow leaves and bent eyebrows, there are a pair of bright big eyes.

When he is happy, he is charming and affectionate, and when he is angry, his phoenix eyes are mighty, like a tiger enduring his claws.

A man who is not lustful and a man who is not afraid of death has naturally won the favor of many people.

White Lotus forcibly calmed down, and for the first time her self-esteem as a woman received an insult.

"Come on, put him in prison, take care of him, by the way, don't let him die, I want him to know what will happen when he fights against my White Lotus!"

White Lotus didn't forget to explain.

For several days in a row, Zhang Xuan hid in the clouds with great interest, looking at the White Lotus and Qiao Ling'er, and the relationship gradually warmed up.

As the saying goes, gentle township, hero mound.

The woman is gentle, she herself is the most powerful weapon.

And Qiao Ling'er persuaded White Lotus to dismiss the bandits and go down the mountain to live.

Is this a human thing?

Live well, can they be bandits?

Qiao Ling'er can say such a thing, which shows that what she thinks in her heart is to get out of here quickly.

And the White Lotus was attracted by Qiao Linger's conversation, by his appearance, and by the smell of his socks.

"Isn't this Zhang Xuan?"

Just as Zhang Xuan was looking at Rulai's love with interest, the Jade Emperor appeared in front of him with a smile on his face.

"Shhh

Zhang Xuan shook his finger and pointed to the dog man and woman below and said:

"They're talking about their teenage years!"

"Oh, how come?"

The Jade Emperor was also very interested, this was the first time they met after grabbing Hongmeng's purple qi, but there was no tension.

Because Zhang Xuan couldn't help the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor couldn't help Zhang Xuan, and even asked Zhang Xuan.

The situation is very balanced, and they also have a common object of ridicule - the reincarnated nyorai

The Jade Emperor did not meet the heavenly court for the first time, he is now selecting suitable mortals in the mortal world and cultivating them, so he is dressed in golden light, and he is dressed as a scholar in the mortal world.

"Hehe, it's really true, I still like a woman who looks like the Turtle Spirit Virgin!"

The Jade Emperor smiled: "I don't know if he is affectionate?" Or is it hypocritical to find a substitute? ”