Chapter 134, Taishan Stone Dare to Be.
I was extremely embarrassed, and just when I didn't know what to do, Qiu Yue helped me out and said, "Mr. Shi is really joking." Are we old? Although it is also a god, but it is just to take a pen and a stick, dance and ink to draw the cloud painting style, the house of the whole day is not good, where dare to forget you Brother Shi? It's just that the nerds are a little more angry, and recently they have made trouble about the great cause of collecting souls, and they have just come out of the customs today, and they almost don't even recognize me. Brother Shi, don't see you! That's what he is. ”
"Hahahaha! Dongsheng Shenzhou, the gods asked someone to say hello to Mr. Shi on his behalf. Since the Emperor of Tianqi returned from the banquet, he asked the gods of Mount Tai to select a capable general to come to help Mr. collect the soul.
Although Shi was terrified, for the sake of the peace of the heavenly realm and being able to safely survive the catastrophe that had not been encountered in a thousand years, he had no choice but to promise the emperor. Sir, let's meet again, look at your appearance, your soul power and spiritual power have increased greatly over the years! Congratulations! He introduced himself to us succinctly and clearly.
"Who are you? Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi, we don't know what your name is? What are you capable of, and what can you do when collecting souls? Yuyan saw him take a stone and a stone, so he said to him very unceremoniously.
"Yuyan, don't be big or small, this is the famous Taishan Stone in the spirit world, he is the stone king of the spirit world, and he is also the master of the evil spirit. Don't be rude. Qiu Yue whispered to Yuyan and said.
"Hahahaha! It doesn't matter. Miss Yuyan, that's the heroine of our Spirit Realm Immortal Stone! I have raised so many fairy stones, and it is reasonable not to recognize Shi! After all, our Taishan gods rarely have any intersection with the Jinling Moon God tribe, so it's not strange that we don't know each other. Shi Gandang said with a smile.
"Who! Which stone dare you are! Hehehehe, so handsome! But you're talking too seriously, it's not funny at all. Yuyan said to him with a smile.
"Yes! Be! Stone dare to be a stone dare to be, a stone-like person will not make children happy! Hahahaha, Miss Yuyan forgive me! Excuse me! He gave way to Yuyan.
"Brother Shi, come and do it!" I called him to speak.
"Which friend next to you, come and sit together, Brother Shi, you won't introduce me." Qiu Yue was careful, afraid that if we talked hotly, we would snub which friend Shi Dangdang was around, so she said with a smile.
"Don't dare, don't dare! Sect Master Yue, Mr., Xiao Lao'er is the mountain god of a hill in the east of Jinling City, because he had to be recommended by Mr. Shi to be stationed in Dongshan for the Emperor of Tianqi, so this time Mr. Shi passed by Dongshan, and Xiao Lao'er took the initiative to lead him to come, if it weren't for the Lou God of the Zhuangyuan Building and Xiao Lao'er had several faces, we couldn't get in! Now that the gods are out of the customs, Xiao Lao'er should also go back to Dongshan to garrison. Dongshan Xiaolaoer said goodbye to us.
"Sir, if you are not in a hurry, let's sit together! What about Lou Shen? Qiuyue, please bring her up too! I said.
"No, no, no! Sir, Miss, no, no, this is not a mess! Old man, come on, come on! The old woman invites you to drink a few cups, and after drinking, hurry back to your Dongshan! Don't know that if you are greedy for a cup, if you are occupied by the demons in your Dongshan town, you will cry when the time comes! Lou Shen stood trembling behind us, leaning over her old waist, and she waved her hand vigorously to the Dongshan Mountain God.
"What the old sister said is, Mr. Shi, Mr. ?, Miss Qiuyue, Miss Yuyan, Senior Brother Ink, Xiaoshen should go to the old sister to catch up with the old sister! We haven't seen each other in a long time. Dongshan Mountain God said to us embarrassedly.
This is also very suitable for his identity! And it makes sense.
"Go ahead! After the end of the soul collection event of Mr., come and get together with my brother. Shi Dangdang said to the mountain god.
"I'm leaving, sect masters." After the mountain god finished speaking, he said goodbye and went downstairs with the god of the building.
"Hurry up! Don't be embarrassed in front of Miss Akizuki and Mr. Akizuki. You old thing, Mr. Shi is here, you don't come to find the old body, just make trouble for me. Lou Shen muttered and complained to the Dongshan Mountain God, and hid into the guard room of the Zhuangyuan Building together.
"Sit down! Mr. Shi. Qiu Yue smiled and asked Shi Dangdang to sit down again.
"Confess! Miss Moon. Shi Dangdang sat beside me and said politely to Qiu Yue.
"All sit, all sit!" I said to everyone.
"Huh! Qiuyue, let the kitchen serve a plate of Xuzhou goat meat! Mr. Shi likes to eat big animals, which is the patent of the gods of war. I said to Qiu Yue with a smile.
"It's rare that Brother Tai still remembers, and the little brother is grateful! If you can only inhale the aura and the nectar of the moonlit night like Mr., then you will die without regrets! Hahahaha! Shi Dangdang laughed heartily and laughed at himself.
"No problem! Fighting power requires energy, which is the will of heaven and the natural opportunity of personnel. I said.
"Huh! Master, Mr. Shi is here, all the Dharma protectors of our Soul Collecting Altar should be gathered soon! Green Dragon, White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, Xuanwu; Mr. Shi, Emperor Houtu Zhi...... There are still two left! Ink folded his fingers and counted and calculated, and asked me in a lost voice.
"Not bad! The Wind Queen and the Xuannu will also come, they should still be discussing the Tao with the Three Qings in the Nine Heavens! It is estimated that it will arrive in two days. I have already sent the divine thoughts to invite them to the Yuqing Palace, and the Emperor of Heaven will send someone to invite them. I nodded to them and whispered.
"Why are you talking about falling on Emperor Zhi of Houtu again?" Qiu Yue said unhappily.
She's complaining that I don't match my words again!
"Yes! There is Tianzun's order, and someone has to invite him. I said.
"Yes, there must be a special soul path for the aura of the earth immortals, so that the Yun Si of the great gods can accurately arrive in Jinling City, otherwise they will all drift by, come and go, find this place to delay things, and it is not worthy of the gods of the heavenly realm!" Shi Dangdang explained with a smile.
"Then blame you for wanting the little old man to show you the way! I see. Yuyan said with a wicked smile.
"I'm okay, I can still find Jinling City. It's just that I can't easily enter the cold palace of Mr. and Miss Qiuyue, and I have to be guided by the local land and mountain gods. It's not the Emperor of Tianqi, and Mr. can communicate with each other. Shi Dangdang's stiff expression showed a smile that he had not seen once in a thousand years, and he was as bright as a star!
"Senior brother is humble. This is what Tianzun meant, and my brother didn't want to do that. But the rules of heaven still have to be followed, otherwise the rules will be broken. That's what I thought! Tianzun was afraid that I would trouble him, so he asked my senior brother to come first, this old man. I smiled and said to Shi Dangdang.
"That's what the gentleman said! Emperor Tianqi also said the same thing to his brother. Oh! By the way, senior brother, where is the emperor of Houtu, brother will take the work! The little brother of Lao Mo led the way, and the brother went to invite her to the old man's house. After all, she is the leader of our earth immortals, and she usually takes care of her brother, so she can take this opportunity to visit his old man. How's it going, brother? Shi Gandang said to me with a smile.
"Oh well! After eating, you can take the ink to Niushou Mountain and invite his old man down the mountain. Ink and wash said to the old mother of the white cow: Help the master guard Niushou Mountain, which is the secret passage where I can ascend to heaven by the soul path, and I can't be discovered by the Asura devil. It is best to gather all the earth immortals and heavenly immortals who have arrived in Jinling City to protect which passage. I said to the ink.
"Okay, master. I'll definitely get there. Ink promised me.
"Alright! The food is here, let's talk while eating! Xiaoyu, bring up my peach blossom drunk and take five white jade cups. Go ahead! Qiu Yue handed out the dishes and chopsticks while instructing the beautiful waiter foreman behind him.
After a while, the white jade cup and peach blossom drunk were served.
"Sister, sit down. Let my sister come. Yuyan stood up and was about to rush to pour the wine.
"Sit down, all of you! Let the waiter come, don't follow me in a thatched hut. This is the champion building! You are all in charge, don't rob Xiaoyu of their jobs! I said with a smile.
"You old thing, it's so bad! Yuyan, sit down! Let Xiaoyu come. Qiu Yue said with a smile.
"Okay! Miss, sir. Xiaoyu stepped forward, poured a full glass of wine for each of us, and then scalded the dishes and chopsticks for us, and then stood up in the back in a proper manner.
"Let's please! I wish the great cause of collecting souls a complete success, and toast to the long-term peace and stability of heaven and earth! I stood up and said.
Qiuyue and the others also stood up one after another, and said the words of blessing in unison.
Ay! Humans who have learned everything!
After the meal, Ink was dragged by Shi Dangdang and asked him to lead the way to visit Emperor Houtu.
As soon as we returned to the Cold Moon Palace, Yuyan asked me mysteriously, "Old?, Shi Dangdang also knows you?" One of you is in heaven and the other is on earth, how can he know you? ”
"Little brat!" Qiu Yue smiled wordlessly and patted Yuyan's head and said with a smile.
"That's what it was! According to common sense, old? It is impossible to know Shi Dang. Yuyan tilted his head and continued in confusion.
I smiled and ignored her.
"Oops! I didn't expect the god of war who subdued demons and subdued demons to look so white! A hundred talents! It's a pity that Hei San is a generation of war gods, why is he so black? It's like a briquette. Tut-tut! Wretched! Wretched! "Once the innocence of the little girl is opened, it is endless.
"What a child! Naughty. Could it be that you want to change your master now? Qiu Yue said with a smile.
"Huh! Sister, can I change it? Yuyan borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and had a bad idea.
"No, you can't." I said.
"Why?" Yuyan looked at me unhappily and said.
"You are a person from the Heavenly Realm, you can't learn the method of Earth Immortals, otherwise you won't be able to ascend in the future. Do you want to live with the Earth for the rest of your life, like the Emperor of Houtu? Or is it like the Jizo King Bodhisattva, hell is not empty and will never become a Buddha? I said to her very seriously.
"That's it! Yuyan, you don't want to become a fairy in the future? How beautiful it is to float in the white clouds! A little beauty, but like a mouse, sees the sky and makes a hole, hiding from the glory of the sun and the moon, what a pity! Dirty all day, do you want that? Qiu Yue also said to her patiently.
After Qiu Yue finished speaking, she opened the True Sky Dazzling Screen hanging on the door of the Cold Moon Palace, and looked at the scenery.
Yuyan saw it, didn't speak, and happily watched a movie with her.
Ay! Women are all the same, whether it is a fairy or a dragon girl or a woman from the Red Dust Inn, they are all the same.
I squinted my eyes quietly, rested for a while, and sent a cloudy letter to the gods in a while!
Just as I closed my eyes, the sisters screamed.
I was so frightened that I immediately opened my eyes and asked in a lost voice, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”