After the stone fire beads turned into big flowers, Cai Gen hid on a bench in the corner, and fell asleep with the strength of wine.

Maybe it's because of the subconscious, maybe it's because Tong Aiguo's speculation is really full of temptation, that kind of feeling of responding to a hundred calls is more or less every man's childhood dream, but when he grows up, after being destroyed by reality, he doesn't dare to think about it.

Although I don't dare to think about it, but that thought has been there, always waiting for the right soil, the right humidity, the right time, but whenever there is a little opportunity, it will grow savagely, fill your heart, so that your heart has no cracks, and you can't pretend to be any troubles.

In his sleep, Cai Gen's thoughts sprouted, and he unfolded freely.

Out of nowhere, Cai Gen was walking on the empty street, Xiao Sun and the others followed closely behind, and further back, there were dense immortals from all walks of life.

Uniform dress, standard equipment, and four big characters are printed on the chest, "Share Children".

Cai Gen took the lead in walking, his mentality was completely erratic, and he was full of pride, which made him sweat nervously in his sleep.

Suddenly, an old man who was a scavenger appeared at the end of the street, and when he saw the neat crowd walking across the street, he was very panicked and turned to run.

Cai Gen casually pointed at the old man and shouted at the immortals behind him.

"Who's going? Take him down. ”

Zhen Shuiyin was just about to escape, but was disturbed by the energy of various immortals, and was a step late.

As soon as the fire slipped through the crowd, a half-grown child stepped on the Hot Wheels and rushed to the front.

Coming to the old man in front of the scavenger, he stopped suddenly, got off the hot wheels, took out a fan printed with the shared children, and began to work with a milky voice, carrying a not very skilled speech.

"Auntie, do you want to share the children's service?

$200 a month, yes, $200.

Door-to-door care four times, 24-hour emergency response, is what you have, I am in place at any time, stepping on the hot wheels so fast.

When you're dead, it's not good, it's not good.

A hundred years from you, it's not right, it's not accurate,

Anyway, when your soul leaves the body and is ready to go to the next stop, we also have a benevolent gift package, reincarnation without queuing, with the kind of good fortune. ”

The old man was a little scared, as if he didn't understand what the other party said, but when he heard the demand for money, he shouted with a trembling fighting spirit.

"I don't have that much money."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have enough money, it's okay to install.

Twelfth, thirty-sixth, and seventy-second installments are available in a variety of terms, and early repayment is calculated with interest on a daily basis and no handling fee.

I really don't have enough time in this life, and I haven't paid it back, so it's okay to postpone it to the next life.

We can all accept it, people are not rotten, and we have always been by your side. ”

Cai Gen stood in the distance and began to nod with satisfaction, this pre-job training is really in place, and the service is very intimate, especially the product design and payment method, which is really humane.

The old man began to rummage through the bag, probably because he was told that he wanted to pay for it, but he rummaged for a long time and didn't find a penny, so he only took out a bunch of beans and held it in his hand.

"I really don't have any money, can I change my career with bean bags?"

Cai Gen was shocked when he saw the blood-stained bean bag flattened in a row, turned around and ran away, and kept reminding him.

"Don't want bean bags, don't ask for bean bags, run away, he's a bad guy."

The gods from all walks of life were very obedient, Cai Gen had just issued an early warning, and the birds and beasts dispersed directly, and they ran much faster than Cai Gen.

Cai Gen looked at the people who were far away, as well as the Hot Wheels with the first-class firelight passing by, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, so many big people, do you want to let yourself be behind?

Looking back as he ran, the old scavenger had changed his appearance, turning into an old man selling bean buns, dragging a lame leg, fast, following closely behind, holding bean buns, shouting.

"Why don't you buy my bean bag, why can't you exchange it for a bean bag?"

Seeing that, Cai Gen was about to be covered by the bean bag, and the phone rang to save him.

When he opened his eyes, Cai Gen had a splitting headache, familiar and uncomfortable, just like every hangover morning, remorse and self-blame are old friends, and they will never leave.

In the past, Cai Gen hated these old friends, but at this time, he was full of small luck, and with these feelings, it means that he is no longer in a dream, and he has also gotten rid of the annoying bean bag.

Relieved himself a little, and picked up the phone, Cai Gen felt Yuanyuan's irritable aura.

"What time is it, what time is it?

Why can't you come?

What for?

What for?

What the hell are you doing? ”

What time is it? Cai Gen sat up and looked at the quartz clock, it was already past eleven o'clock.

Look like this, I slept all morning!

Hangovers are really harmful, but are they important?

"It's eleven o'clock, what's wrong?"

Yuanyuan's anger was about to come out of the phone receiver.

"What's wrong?

You've drunk too much again, haven't you?

What time is it today?

Have you forgotten what day it is? ”

What is the first day?

Yesterday was the first day of junior high school, so today is the second day of junior high school.

Are there any arrangements for the second year of junior high school?

Mom, when I returned to my parents' house in the second year of junior high school, Cai Gen stood up with a spirit, still a little dizzy, his expression was correct, he regained his composure, and performed a stunt of interrupting, which was extremely calm.

"Didn't drink much, no, didn't drink.

If you don't call, I'm going to go out.

It just so happens that you call, do you buy the things or do I buy them?

Buying cigarettes or buying alcohol, what is the standard?

If you want me to say a whole box of good soybean oil, it is affordable and practical, and the housekeeping is low-key. ”

Cai Gen's little trick was instantly seen through by Yuanyuan, but he didn't say it.

"You can do it yourself, I'll take the child first.

My mom said dinner will start at twelve o'clock, don't let us wait for you. ”

In order to express his dissatisfaction, he didn't give Cai Gen a chance to continue, and hung up the phone.

Cai Gen breathed a sigh of relief, sat down, and looked around.

The store has wiped out all traces of last night's drinking party, and everything is back to normal.

It's not all back to normal, and on the marching bed behind the bar, there is a loud snoring sound of Tong Aiguo.

Looking at the breakfast that Xiao Er left for himself on the table, a bowl of porridge, fried steamed buns, and two poached eggs, Cai Gen's eyes turned blue.

For Cai Gen, the biggest attack damage is not in the nervous system, but in the digestive system.

The stomach is like a lot of ants, or the kind of industrious ants, gnawing Cai Gen to death, food is the reward for the ants.

Without waiting for a move, Cai Gen found that next to the rice porridge, there was a large glass of Coke, which was obviously more attractive than food.

After a night of snoring, my mouth is dry, and I urgently need a cup of fat house water to relieve it, so I can cool it off, pick up the cup, and drink it all.

When the tongue called the alarm, Cai Gen didn't react, and by the time he understood what was going on, he had already swallowed it.

A glass of pure foreign wine, at least more than half a catty, stimulated Cai Gen's hangover nerves at once, and then walked farther and farther down the confused avenue.