There was a loud "bang", this sound was really frightening, and the timid were frightened. The bold are frightened. But that's not all.

This was followed by a series of sounds of "ping pong",

It's like firecrackers, it's really scary. This firecracker is louder than the firecracker set off on the night of the thirtieth day of the lunar month, and it is impossible to fall asleep, and those who fall asleep will be frightened to wake up.

Hao Mengde looked at his wife, and her face was pale with fright, no blood, close to earth; Then he looked at the kitchen again, and suddenly understood that the loud noise came out of the kitchen, so he hurriedly ran in, and Song Sanpi and Ji Conan followed them in.

At first glance, it's amazing, the kitchen really looks like a grocery store, all colors are available, all tastes are there, it's spectacular! Ji Conan has never seen such a scene since he was a child.

The goods in the grocery store are still displayed in an orderly manner and look neat, but the grocery store here is a mess, as if it has been looted.

Potatoes were rolling all over the board, soy sauce bottles were poured, soy sauce was flowing down the white tiles, salt shakers were poured over, and pressure cookers were tilted and crumbling on the stove. When Hao Mengde saw it, he stepped forward, picked up a towel for washing dishes, put it on the switch, and quickly turned it to close the valve, and the blue flame was slowly extinguished.

It's not over yet, and when I look again, I see that the lid of the pressure cooker is missing, and after careful search, it turns out that it is in the corner of the wall, and it is covered with minced chicken. A porcelain basin was upside down on the ground, and the vegetables inside were scattered all over the floor.

The porcelain of the enamel basin touched off a large piece, revealing the black iron sheet inside, and the porcelain fragments were also clearly scattered on the cyan cement floor, and a pit was smashed on the ground, revealing white traces.

Hao Mengde said: "It was the pressure cooker that exploded, but fortunately, it didn't hurt anyone." The gasket inside should have been changed a long time ago, people are old, their memory is poor, and every time they go on the street, the old woman has repeatedly explained, but I still forget. No way. Blame me for this, blame me, I shouldn't have been negligent and almost killed someone. ”

Hao Mengde's wife said: "Where did you forget, how can you remember the soup song so clearly, I will be blown up by the pressure cooker sooner or later, you are so good to marry the little one, isn't it?" What do you know about your little bit of fancy intestines, are you afraid that I don't know? ”

Hao Mengde looked at them, smiled and said, "At this age, who wants it?" Even if you marry the youngest, you will have to wait until you die. Young women nowadays are interested in our money, not me. Besides, at this age, there is a heart, but also a powerlessness. Do you say, old woman? ”

"My wife is my wife, what else do you bring? Didn't I follow you from a young age and be angry with you as an old woman? You still call, and then you don't want to cook for you, watch you drink the northwest wind. Hao Mengde's wife said with a smile.

As soon as Ji Conan saw this formation, he knew what was going on. Isn't it, Hao Mengde has been practicing medicine for the past two years, selling herbal medicines, and making a small business, and he has indeed made a small fortune, so it's time to take peach blossom luck.

used to be looked down upon, but now he is counterattacking, and he used to look down on him, but now he is not as good as Hao Mengde. used to ridicule and sarcastically hit him, but now he regrets that he looked away at the beginning, no one has a back eye, and he can't see what the future holds, but always sarcastic and sarcastic hitting others will bring great pain to others, and when people raise their eyebrows, compared with themselves, what a big contrast.

It turned out that the kitchen incident was a pressure cooker explosion, and the air wave washed over the soy sauce bottles, salt shakers and other things placed in the kitchen.

The lid of the pot flew to the ceiling, and then made a free fall movement, and fell down and hit the vegetable basin on the board, the vegetable basin fell to the ground, lay down, the vegetable was scattered on the ground, touched the enamel, and the sound was heard outside, and they heard the sound and rushed in.

Looking up at the ceiling, no, the minced chicken was stained on it, and at first glance, it was a rich and solid family, and even the ceiling was eaten with chicken, not to mention how rich other places were. Hao Mengde is very good at life and is willing to eat, his theory is that only by eating well can he do well, so he has to get some chicken, duck and fish every once in a while to improve the diet.

However, he does not interfere in the kitchen affairs, and usually leaves them to his wife, unless there is a guest in the house and he needs a hand.

They comforted Hao Mengde and his wife, and they didn't say anything superfluous, and what was worse was that they were born unfamiliar with Mandarin. Song Sanpi speaks the local dialect, which is relatively fast and easy to understand. What Song Sanpi said, Ji Conan can understand. may be accustomed to listening to Song Sanpi, Ji Conan is easy to understand; If you say the same thing to another person, you don't understand.

Look at this chaos, Ji Conan and they are not embarrassed to stay, they are about to clean up the kitchen, clean up the mess, stay here, it is actually in the way, and they can't help, blind electric lights, in vain.

It didn't take long for them to say goodbye to Hao Mengde and his wife, and returned to their residence one after another.

Obviously, the chicken soup she boiled has been scrapped, and they can't stay for a long time, so they can't get it cheap, plus the mutton soup left by the boss shopkeeper, it can also deal with tonight's food.

The village treasurer is accustomed to using this method, so that they can understand that they have to work after eating. In the past, landlords hired long-term workers, and now contractors hire construction workers, probably using the same method.

Eat and live, eat and live for free, you just have to work hard. Today's food, entering the era of fast food, everything must be pursued quickly, and the soup can be boiled slowly to have a fragrance, and the natural fragrance is fragrant. Fast things are not necessarily good, just like cars, the faster you go, the greater the risk.

Sometimes Conan likes to live a slower pace of life, and people don't have much desire, so they don't put in much effort. In addition to those with backgrounds, the children of commoners have to work hard to have food. If you want to live a good life, you have to put in a lot more effort than they do. Even so, the results are not ideal.

The older people get, the more they like to slow down, and of course, they can't go fast if they want to. The advantage of a slow-paced life is to try to be as methodical as possible, so as not to be in a hurry, and in the end, it is still a bamboo basket to draw water. Fast has the benefit of being fast, and being slow is not all a disadvantage. The more Dezhi lives, the more he understands this truth.

After the meal, Song Sanpi proposed to hold a meeting to summarize the past, formulate a plan for the present, prepare to revise the plan and determine it, and then implement it.

They held a meeting to discuss today's visit, what issues to pay attention to, and then prepare for tomorrow's work. Afterwards, I washed my feet and slept, and I didn't say anything all night.

Early the next morning, Song Sanpi got up and cleaned the room, Ji Conan wanted to sleep for a while, but he thought of the comments and asked him to write, if he didn't behave better, he couldn't write good words, and his internship was in vain, and he became a "third party who returned to his parents' home - returning without a father", that is, the little daughter-in-law without a man returned to her mother's house where she was born and grew up, and the people around her cast strange and speculative glances, if that is the case, wouldn't it be smiling and generous?

He first rolled his eyes to make eye movements, then stretched out his hand and moved his fingers to see if it was still soft.

Of course, Ji Conan's urine is very suffocating, it is already high and upright, if he can do a piston activity with his wife at this time, he will definitely be able to reach his destination.

Well, manly man, get up when you talk about it, and never lie in bed.

Speaking of which, Ji Conan really got up, not the result he wanted, but he finally overcame his inertia, which is one of the manifestations of success.

Ji Conan quickly got up, took three steps and two steps to grab the toilet, because he had already heard the sound of Shen Jing getting up next door.

She has a lot of things, and she has to move for half a day as soon as she goes to the toilet, and she doesn't know if she wants to perform, so she does it on purpose. It's not bad, the toilet let him grab it.

Inside, he begins to do his daily homework, which is.

It's so comfortable! Then, brush your teeth and wash your face.

Ji Conan doesn't like to wear makeup, so in order to give others a good impression of the fragrance, he still smeared a little.

He never cared about these things, and he would pay attention to them when he married his wife.

Why do you want to get married, the purpose is very simple, curious, to take a good look at how women live? He discovered that women love makeup, they are actually married to cosmetics and never divorce.

From young girls to grandmothers, they may be inseparable from it. Not only for his own use, but also for supervising her husband's use.

He didn't use it, she got angry, in order not to touch the tigress's*, or put on some skin care products, it wouldn't die.

Besides, if you want to get a high score in an internship now, you have to make a good impression. This person's image still needs to be established.

After Shen Jing finished washing and lazing, they settled breakfast under the soup, and then they went to another village.

This village is not far from Hongshan Village, just a mountain away.

Hongshan Village is in the south of the mountain, it is in the north of the mountain, because there is a stone arch bridge built in the Qing Dynasty and is famous, called "Shiqiao Village".

It is not known how many villages with this name there are in the whole country. The land of China is a mountainous country, and there are many ditches and mountain streams in the village, and you have to walk. If you walk, you must cross the river, and if you cross the river, you must build a bridge, and if there is no bridge, you will use a boat.

In ancient times, there was no cement, all of them were built with boulders to form stone arch bridges, these bridges stood for thousands of years without falling, because the bridges were made of stones, so they were called "stone bridges", and the village was named after the stone bridges, so it was called Shiqiao Village.

After they arrived at Shiqiao Village, they were warmly welcomed by the village treasurer. Took them around in the morning.

This is a new project village.

The agency is just starting to work on projects here.

They saw that the crooked path in the village was full of pig manure and dog shit. As for other dung, such as chicken dung and duck dung, and some garbage, there is no need to go into detail one by one.

The sanitation is poor, and they have to be careful about whether there is a "**" under their feet every step they take.

In order to bring in more funds, the village treasurer invited them to his house for dinner at noon. Song Sanpi said: "Our organization has discipline and cannot take advantage of the masses. ”

The big shopkeeper in the village waved his hand vigorously, as if he was waving someone else's hand, and it didn't hurt at all, and he said, "It's ready." It's just eating, sitting for a while, not talking about anything else, nothing else. Don't violate principles, don't violate discipline, don't get in the way, don't get in the way! ”

His attitude was resolute.

Ji Conan thought to himself, should go, should go, why not go to such a good thing?

Song Sanpi looked at him, and he said, "Listen to you." ”

He looked at Shen Jing again, Shen Jing swallowed his saliva and nodded.

Song Sanpi said to the big shopkeeper: "Let's talk about it, let's not talk about anything else." Eat and don't talk about work. ”

"Good, good, good!" The shopkeeper of the village said a few words.

They were not invited to the "Hongmen Banquet" set up by him.

His family was very welcoming, greeting them for tea, handing out cigarettes, candy, fruits, etc. They don't smoke, and when they see these things, they don't know whether to eat them or not, and they really don't know what to eat. They were afraid that they would be hungry, so they made a bottom first, but in fact the meal was already on the table, and they didn't have the heart to eat snacks at all.

Do they mean that they want them to eat less food? Of course, since it is laid out, it is for everyone to eat.

The dish will definitely not be eaten, otherwise, the host will not be sensible, or it will not be polite. Generally speaking, the host entertains guests, and the dishes cooked are not only enough for everyone to eat, but there are also a lot left, which proves that the host is generous and hospitable, so that everyone will remember it and come again next time.

In fact, there is no next time, everyone knows very well that the Chinese are subtle, and the meaning of letting you come is kind words, and they actually don't want you to come.

If you don't come, he's more pleased; You came, he was still angry, of course in his heart, of course he was okay with his face.

Chinese people are good at doing superficial work, and the more they cover up, the more public, and the more they cover up, the easier it is to spread. This is life in the world.

Whatever, eat it first.

At the banquet, the village treasurer took a sip of wine and said, "You don't drink, it's good!" There is no virtue after drinking, and the checks are very good. ”

He took a bite of the dish and continued: "Don't smoke either, it's better, don't hurt the body." ”

All they had to eat, he just said. Then, when he had eaten his fill, he was about to take his leave, and his words did not mean to stop. Next, it's clear. Eating people with soft mouths, we make eye contact with each other, set off together, and flash people.

The village shopkeeper and the village accountant drank each other, and when they drank, they couldn't distinguish between chickens and ducks, and they used the excuse to leave, and they were on the rise, so they didn't stop them.

He just staggered to the gate and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't let you drink well!" ”

Song Sanpi said: "Make it up next time, I won't regret letting me get drunk." ”

"Good, good, refreshing! Give us the garbage disposal project, right? "The village shopkeeper didn't seem to be drunk, and they were nervous when they heard it.

Song Sanpi improvised and said, "Don't talk about projects after drinking." Is it okay to talk before drinking in the future? ”

"Okay-good-ah, uh, then drink next time, let's talk--uh!" In the opinion of the village treasurer, when he drank to a certain extent, he would add a little more, and he would have to drink it down.

This "Hongmen Banquet" did not bring them down, and they did not fall into the trap, but just a false alarm.

As he was walking, a minibus stopped, and a young man got out of the car, carrying an iron rod in his hand, and went straight to Song Sanpi coldly.