Chapter 107 Touching Porcelain
In Q5, Huang Luming asked mysteriously: "Little brother, tell me honestly, did you go to the bubble tea shop to work for the beautiful proprietress just now?" ”
"It's not."
"Don't lie to me, everyone is a man, can I still not know what you think in your heart?" Huang Luming said with a smile, "I have to admit that your vision is really good, the boss lady has to have a figure, and she has to look good, she is indeed a superb......"
Fang Ye couldn't listen anymore: "Brother, my proprietress already has a boyfriend!" ”
Huang Luming was puzzled: "Have a boyfriend?" No, judging from the sharp eyes I have cultivated over the years, she should still be a chick, is this boyfriend just made? ”
"Of course not, people knew each other before opening a bubble tea shop, but people went to study in Australia and returned to China the day after tomorrow."
Huang Luming slapped his thigh: "It turns out that he is still a turtle, then brother, you have to hurry up, isn't there a chance for a day and a half?" Don't let your efforts go to waste! ”
Fang Ye's head was suddenly full of black lines: "Brother, are you telling me to dig the foot of the wall, am I that kind of person?" ”
"The foundation of the two of them has not been completed, of course, it is not called digging the foot of the wall, it is called snatching love with a horizontal knife!"
Fang Ye could only cover his face: "Is there a difference......
"Of course there is, since you call me a brother, and we are quite fateful, then I'll teach you a few quick tricks, remember, the first point of picking up a girl is to analyze the target, first figure out what her attributes are, and then prescribe the right medicine to ensure that you can get twice the result with half the effort!"
Fang Ye was stunned when he heard this: "What do you say?" ”
Seeing that the other party was really interested, Huang Luming immediately poured out his money to teach: "For example, if the other party is a stupid white sweet attribute that is not in harmony with the world, you should use more romantic offensives, if the other party is a green tea attribute who loves vanity, you can directly show your identity and smash it with money, if the other party is a royal sister attribute with a strong aura, you have to find a way to arouse the other party's desire to protect and conquer......"
Fang Ye listened with relish, and before he knew it, Q5 came to the road outside the airport.
There are only two lanes on this road, and a Tiggo with a novice logo has been driving in front of Q5, with erratic speed, and a sudden brake from time to time, which makes Huang Luming a little impetuous, and simply kicks the accelerator to prepare to overtake from the right.
When I saw that I was more than halfway through, a BYD F3 in front of the van suddenly changed lanes, and then stopped in front of Q5 with a sharp brake!
In such a short distance, Huang Luming didn't have time to react at all, so he could only bumper with his eyes, but fortunately, the speed was not very fast, and he stopped just after hitting a bumper.
"I'll go, this guy is a ghost probe!" Huang Luming's back was instantly wet with cold sweat, and as soon as he took a breath, he saw four or five men with fierce faces getting out of the car in front of him.
Fang Ye reminded: "Brother, they are not good, could it be that they touched porcelain?" ”
Huang Luming said with a nonchalant face: "Brother, sit with peace of mind, this is just a small scene, I can pass it casually." ”
He opened the door with his wallet and got out of the car, and walked straight to several people.
A bald man with a Peppa Pig tattoo on his arm scolded and said, "Hey, how did you kid drive and blow up the chrysanthemums of labor and management?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the four peers immediately looked at each other.
Huang Luming's expression was also stagnant: "You...... Can you describe it clearly, who blew up your chrysanthemum? ”
"It's a quick talk, what I just said doesn't count!" The bald man reacted at this time, he touched his bright head in embarrassment, "I mean, your car blew up the chrysanthemum of my car, tell me yourself, what should I do?" ”
Huang Luming said with a big grin: "Brother, in fact, both parties are responsible for this rear-end collision, you shouldn't park in the lane, but I'm in a hurry to send someone away, so I won't worry too much about you, this thousand yuan, you can take it to repair the car." ”
He pulled out ten red tickets from his wallet and slapped them on the tailbox of F3 very happily.
After seeing the bulging wallets, several people's eyes straightened, and the undisguised greedy eyes made Fang Ye in the car frown.
These guys, I'm afraid it's not so easy to get rid of!
To Huang Luming's surprise, the bald head did not put the money away, but said in a joking tone: "What, you want to send us away for a thousand yuan?" ”
Huang Luming said unhurriedly: "Brother, you already have to earn a thousand yuan, your BYD has been driving for at least seven or eight years, and I just rubbed off some paint, even if I go to repair it, it won't take two hundred yuan, and the rest will be when I invite you to tea." ”
"Earn your mother's head, a thousand yuan is estimated to be not even a fraction!" The bald head patted the tail box and scolded, "Do you know what is in here?" ”
Huang Luming looked confused: "How do I know what you have in the trunk?" ”
The bald head sneered: "This is filled with the Qing Dynasty porcelain vase I just bought, worth 185,000, now I will open it and take a look, if a corner is broken, then you must pay for this money!" ”
"Brother, I saw this porcelain routine three years ago, can it be a little new? Can you keep up with the times? Even if you're short-sighted and can only use these outdated old tricks, it will trouble you to make the hardware more presentable! Huang Luming said with a disdainful face, "Just if you drive this broken car, you can still afford more than 100,000 antiques, who believes it?" ”
The bald head became more and more angry the more he listened, and suddenly took out a folding knife from his pocket: "I don't care if you believe it or not, if you don't pay today, beware of the brothers to open two transparent holes for you!" ”
Now that the knives were lit, the other accomplices no longer cared about anything, and all of them surrounded them.
Huang Luming didn't expect the other party to come directly, looking at the bright knife is scalp tingling, and said tremblingly: "Big ...... Big brother, you just want money, I'll give you as much money as you want, don't go further and further on the road of crime! ”
As a local tyrant who owns the entire rental building, life is of course much more important than money, so he did not hesitate to succumb.
The bald head scolded and scolded: "Isn't it over like this early, you have to toast and not eat and drink, and force the labor and management to be rude, damn, bring me the wallet!" ”
Just as Huang Luming was about to hand over his wallet, a hand suddenly blocked in front of him, it was Fang Ye who had just gotten out of the car.
"A few, touch the porcelain, touch the porcelain, this in broad daylight is actually changed to a bright robbery, will it be too unprofessional?"