Chapter 525: Report

The northern earth god Mu Mu said: "False, we thought we could handle these things, and we wanted to swallow the body of the phoenix alone, so we didn't tell the heavenly realm, and it was a lie to you to say this." ”

"I see, have you four priests ever escaped the cultivation of a mortal who is about to ascend? Have you ever stopped mortals from ascending? ”

As soon as this question came out, the other three priests all felt a chill on their backs inexplicably, and even felt a little creepy.

But the northern earth god was dumbfounded and said, "I have had with the southern earth god, and these two in the temple of the gods are not clear, because I am not familiar with them. ”

Luo Yuhan's eyes flashed with a cold light, it seems that the interior of these celestial realm priests is really dark to the extreme, if it weren't for the reason of the heavenly realm life lamp, she even wants these celestial priests to pay their due price now.

She immediately asked, "Then how do you usually get in touch with the Heavenly Realm?" If you don't go back for a long time, will there be an investigation by the priest? ”

The Northern Earth God said dumbfoundedly: "The two of us have secretly descended to the mortal world, and we will only contact the eldest brother, and the other priests should not know that we have descended to the mortal world." ”

In this way, it was much easier to do, and after feeling a little relieved, Luo Yuhan asked the two gods of the temple some more questions, and then let them go for the time being, and let Fengluo continue to seal them in the alien fire.

"Now the Celestial Realm shouldn't know about these things, it's just that these two guys will regularly report the progress of their work to the Celestial Realm, which is a bit troublesome, but fortunately, there are mantra spells, and they can't lie, I have to say that some spells in the Celestial Realm are really useful, hey you...... Look me in the eye! Luo Yuhan looked at Wen Kui and planned to use the mantra spell again.

Wen Kui cried and said, "Do you want to see it?" But he was forced to stare into Luo Yuhan's eyes, and after a few seconds, he became stunned again, Luo Yuhan asked, "Tell me how you are connected to the Heavenly Realm, and draft a similar report." ”

"With the Celestial Realm...... Generally it is a simple report, the investigation work is in full swing, which is indispensable to the attention and strong support of all the leaders of the heavenly realm, we will conscientiously follow the discipline of the heavenly realm, and strive to do their own work, I believe that the heavenly realm will develop better and better with the efforts of many priests............ Finally, we are still working hard to investigate the cause of the death of the Western Earth God, but we will not disappoint the teachings of our leaders and the expectations of the Heavenly Realm, and we will do our best to complete the task. ”

Wen Kui said for a long time with a dull gaze, all the words that were turned over and over were clichΓ©s, if Luo Yuhan hadn't used the mantra spell, she would have thought that she was teasing her.

"You Celestial Realm...... So bureaucratic? That's how the usual report is played? What the hell is this fucking going on? Don't you say anything about the investigation process or anything like that? Although Luo Yuhan tried to restrain himself, he still couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Mu Li said: "I'm afraid they can't be blamed for this, there is also such a trend in the underworld, those Hades have always released the task, and then directly look at the solution of the problem, if the problem is still not solved, just a routine report, it is generally a high-sounding praise of merit, anyway, the problem is not solved, it is better to avoid the important and light." ”

Luo Yuhan was even more surprised: "But when I helped you deal with things before, those reports of the Hades didn't look like this at all." ”

Mu Li smiled: "That's because I told them before, the next time such a flashy report comes out, I will definitely break their legs, and the report is best to be able to say things concisely and clearly."

It is not difficult to understand that the Heavenly Realm often issues such reports, and it has always been perfunctory to deal with its own affairs temporarily. ”

The Northern Earth God immediately scolded: "I knew that these sluts in the Temple of the Gods were unreliable at all, so I came down to investigate by myself, and as a result, I encountered such a situation, and when I go back, I must lift the Temple of the Gods!" ”

Wen Zhi sneered: "If you have the ability, you can go, there are hundreds of gods in our temples, big and small, and even if you count your concubines, there are only a dozen gods, what are you arrogant?" ”

Luo Yuhan looked at the two of them arguing, and said to the four priests: "In that case, you will each draft a report later, and you will draft it separately, if there is a big gap between someone's report and the other three...... Hum! ”

The priests immediately shut up, just as Wen Zhi had come back to his senses at this time, and when he heard Luo Yuhan's words, he asked tremblingly, "What...... What report? ”

"The report handed over to the Heavenly Realm is the kind of report you just mentioned, write it well, I will check it later, if anyone doesn't write it according to the requirements, copy a thousand copies of other people's reports!" Luo Yuhan sneered and said, she finally let these four priests try the panic of being punished by the teacher when she was a child, looking at the frightened eyes of the four of them, she actually felt an indescribable happiness in her heart.

"That's cruel, isn't it...... I love it hahaha though! Feng Cheng smiled gloatingly on the side, and when he saw the four priests glaring at him viciously, he said with a straight face: "What do you see?" Why don't you hurry up and draft? I know that you are priests, each of you has divine powers, and you can write things out of thin air, so I'm going to divide you up now, and hurry up and draft your things! ”

After saying that, he planned to separate a few priests, Mu Li waved his hand and said, "Slow down first!" ”

After that, he released his own netherworld prison and said: "This netherworld prison has some damage in the heavenly thunder, and after I put it in my body and used spiritual power to conceive, it has undergone a miraculous change, and now this prison actually contains the power of thunder and lightning, I will try to imprison a few priests." ”

Feng Cheng was amazed: "Then you can be regarded as a blessing in disguise." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to the chains, but he didn't expect the power of thunder and lightning to burst out, which made him a little afraid.

The four priests looked at this thing, their eyes were full of despair, it seemed that there was no hope of escaping now, and they could only think of other ways.

After settling the four priests, Luo Yuhan took out his big sword and observed it again, but he still couldn't get in touch with it, and suddenly realized that he had just forgotten about the artifact because he was just for fun.

However, this matter is not in a hurry, and it is the same to go back and ask those priests.

"Phoenixfall, the Phoenix Valley is like this, is there any way to improve this place?" Luo Yuhan thought for a while and asked.

Zhaocai also immediately complained: "There is no aura here, and there is still a scorched earth, I am worried that I will be depressed if I stay for a long time, and it is not conducive to the growth of children, since you have succeeded in Nirvana now, I think there should be a way to improve here, right?" ”

Phoenix Fall looked at the entire Phoenix Valley and only had charred black soil left except for the tumbling magma, and sighed, "How easy is this? There is no aura here, even if I have left some seeds of the phoenix tree, there is no way to grow them at all, I am afraid that as soon as I fall on this land, I will die immediately, if this place is really saved, I am afraid that it will be occupied by the heavenly realm long ago. ”

Luo Yuhan was silent for a moment and said, "Maybe those two earth gods have a way?" As earth gods, I can see that attacking and fighting is not their strong point, but in terms of dealing with the land, they must have their own methods, and they will wait for their report to be written, and then let the heavenly realm deal with the past, this Phoenix Valley is now a relatively safe place, and there is your ancestral formation as a barrier, even if it is discovered by the heavenly realm priest, we have a chance to buffer for the time being, and this place is more suitable for hiding than the underworld. ”

Mu Li nodded and said, "That's right, I'm afraid the Heavenly Realm won't think that there will be a phoenix returning to Phoenix Valley for a while." ”

The four priests quickly drafted a report each, the content was much the same, all of them were singing praises to the heavenly realm and patting the leaders and the emperor of heaven, the two earth gods were better, but what the two gods of the temple of gods wrote was simply disgusting!

"This ...... Under the leadership of the Emperor of Heaven, the entire Heavenly Realm is like a warm family, and we, the little priests, are like weak seedlings, accepting the sunshine of the Heavenly Realm and the Emperor of Heaven, we are not hard, what is really hard is the Emperor of Heaven and those leaders who have worked hard for the development of the Heavenly Realm? Kindness??? ”

Luo Yuhan couldn't wait to kill herself, this report was full of all kinds of eulogies, how disgusting and disgusting the words and metaphors were, she really couldn't understand how the Emperor of Heaven could like such a thing, could this Emperor of Heaven be a stupid guy who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun? How did such a thing get into the position of the Emperor of Heaven?

But Wen Kui waved his hand again and again: "You misunderstood, our Emperor of Heaven is a leader with a majestic strategy, the reason why I write like this is because there have been no major events in the Heavenly Realm over the years, and the general reports are like this to sing praises of virtue, the Emperor of Heaven feels a headache at a glance, these things can't get into his eyes, we haven't found out the reason, but there is no definite result, if we really procrastinate and say how hard we have worked and have not completed the task, it will seem that we are not doing well, So it's better to just let the Emperor of Heaven abandon it. ”

Luo Yuhan said: "Then do your direct leaders also agree to such a way of doing things?" ”

Wen Kui said: "The Emperor's preferences will naturally affect the atmosphere of the entire Heavenly Realm, everyone is smart, besides, the leaders of our temples are all smart, these reports generally look at the last few sentences directly, and the other glances and ten lines are even skimmed and not read...... Then again, how come you don't know anything about the celestial realm? We thought you were the concubine of the God of Wealth or the concubine of the Emperor of Heaven, hum...... It seems that we all guessed wrong, who are you? ”

Luo Yuhan was shocked, she could still understand their speculation about this concubine of the God of Wealth, after all, she had deceived these priests before, saying that she was a person under the God of Wealth, but where did the concubine of this Emperor of Heaven start?

"What's the matter with the Heavenly Emperor? Could it be that you Heavenly Emperor ......" Feng Cheng couldn't go on halfway through his speech, the situation was really a little too unbelievable, could it be that the Heavenly Realm was corrupt to this extent?

Wen Zhi said: "This is just a description, as we all know, the Emperor of Heaven secretly has a group of loyal priests following him, and if there is anything he is inconvenient to do, he will let this group of people do it, but after thinking about it, we have communicated with the earth gods, we have always done our duty in the heavenly realm, and there has never been a place to disobey the Emperor of Heaven, how can we send people to do it?" And you have to ask us a few of the most basic things in the heavenly realm, so you are not from the heavenly realm, who are you? ”.

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