Chapter 202: Stinky and shameless
In the afternoon, the Yao Pond was full of people at this time, with three layers inside and three layers outside, which was very lively.
These people pointed at Yao Chizhong, very excited.
In the Yao Pond, a person struggled desperately, and was about to be drowned in the water.
At this time, Jingyang Shenjun and Yan Wan were standing by the Yao Pond with anxious expressions.
Duanmu Fusu was fine, but after listening to Maoqiu's words, he jumped into the Yao Pond desperately.
Jingyang Shenjun pointed to Yao Chi and said to Yan Wan:
"I can't swim, you hurry down and save him."
Yan Wan was angry and hateful, and said dissatisfied:
"Why? I didn't let him jump, he likes to jump, let him drown, save me every day. ”
Jingyang Shenjun spread his hands:
"However, he jumped for you, and if he didn't go down to save people, it would be too late."
The hairball flew above the head of the struggling Fusu Gongzi and shouted:
"Fusu Gongzi, you have to hold on, you have to hold on, you must not die."
"Yan Wan, hurry down and save people, Fusu Gongzi is about to drown."
"He's going to die soon......"
At this time, Duanmu Yingying happened to come over to see the excitement, and when she looked at it, she saw that it was her imperial brother who fell into the water, and immediately cried:
"Woo woo, royal brother, my imperial brother is going to die, woo woo woo......"
Big Black Cat Sympathetically Authentic:
"Your imperial brother committed suicide by jumping into the river for Yan Wan, you go to her to settle accounts."
Duanmu Yingying ran in front of Yan Wan and roared hoarsely:
"You woman, you are so vicious, my imperial brother likes you so much, you even let him jump into the river to commit suicide."
"Woo woo, my imperial brother, you died so miserably, woo woo woo......"
Yan Wan couldn't say anything about the bitterness in her heart.
She's a dragon, and she's very good at swimming.
However, with such a brain-dead as Fusu Gongzi, she really disdains to save him.
Besides, she didn't make him jump......
At this time, Fusu Gongzi had slowly sunk, and he was about to sink to the bottom of Yaochi.
If you don't save people, Fusu Gongzi may really drown in Yao Chi.
Duanmu Yingying had already fainted from crying.
Yan Wan was bored in her heart.
Jingyang Shenjun was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and kept chanting the scriptures in his mouth:
"I've forgotten it, how can I explain it when Lethe comes back?"
"Fusu Gongzi is a good friend of Lechuan."
"What to do, what to do?"
Yan Wan was annoyed, and the anger in her heart surged upward.
She gritted her teeth, jumped into the water of Yaochi, grabbed Duanmu Fusu's back collar, and fished him from the bottom of Yaochi to the surface.
The melon-eating masses on the shore shouted one after another:
"Wow, what a beautiful stroke."
"A weak woman, swimming so slippery?"
"Alas, I finally jumped down, but I'm in a hurry."
"I heard that Gongzi Fusu jumped into the river for her and died for her."
"The water in Yaochi is so cold, it's really courageous."
……
At this time, Fusu Gongzi didn't know how much saliva he choked, and he looked dying.
He was picked up from the bottom of the water, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, and immediately hugged the visitor tightly, never daring to let go.
He was afraid that as soon as he let go, he would sink to the bottom of the Yao Pond and become a lonely ghost in the Yao Pond.
The person he was holding was warm, convex, elastic, and felt great, with a familiar breath.
Fusu Gongzi secretly opened his eyes and saw that the person who jumped into the water to save him turned out to be Yan Wan.
Fusu Gongzi's heart was in ecstasy, and his arms were hugged tighter.
This time I jumped into the Yao Pond, it was really worth the dance.
Why don't you try jumping off a cliff next time?
"Cliff jumping? Isn't that broken to pieces, and the bones are incomplete? ”
Fusu Gongzi immediately denied his crazy thoughts, and said secretly with a shudder:
"Ouch, forget about jumping off the cliff......"
It is said that people who are in love have stupid minds and crazy behaviors, which seems to be true......
Fusu Gongzi looked intoxicated and happy, and he couldn't wait to become a fish living in the water.
Since then, he and Yan Wan have been inseparable in the water.
The furball flew in the air, clapping its little paws and shouting:
"Saved, saved!"
The water in Yaochi was cold and biting, and Yan Wan's clothes were wet.
She was tightly entangled by Fusu Gongzi like an octopus, and suddenly roared angrily:
"If you hold me harder, I will kick you into the bottom of the pool and feed the king."
Fusu Gongzi woke up from his dream and said shyly:
"Wan'er, don't be so fierce, everyone is stupid because of you."
Yan Wan took him to swim effortfully to the shore and scolded angrily:
"You were originally a fool, who made you jump into Yao Chi? Why don't you drown? ”
Fusu Gongzi snorted:
"You didn't ask me to jump, you said, as long as you jump, you promised to be my wife."
"Don't say jumping Yao Chi, even if you ask me to jump into the sea of fire, I will jump too."
"Wan'er, don't be repaid, I almost lost my life when I jumped into the Yao Pond for you."
Yan Wan was so angry that she couldn't tell the difference.
A wave rushed over, and she couldn't wait to kick the two goods back to the bottom of the Yao Chi Pond and feed Wang Ba.
She couldn't bear it anymore and roared loudly:
"How did you know that my eyes saw that I made you jump into the Yao Pond? It's obviously the hairball's bad ball that makes you jump. ”
Maoqiu heard Yan Wan's words in mid-air and shouted:
"Obviously Shi Yanwan asked you to dance, but I didn't say anything."
Yan Wan was so angry that she almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Fusu Gongzi happily lay on her chest, put his arms around her neck and said:
"Wan'er, that's what you said, I heard it with my own ears. Otherwise, how could I jump into the Yao Pond without hesitation? ”
"Don't you pay your bills, don't leave me alone."
Fusu Gongzi interpreted, what is called the true color of stinky and shameless.
That look of grievance made Yan Wan want to raise her foot and kick him to death.
Yan Wan was so angry that her eyes turned black, her lips trembled, and she couldn't wash it even if she jumped into the Yellow River.
She didn't understand, she didn't do anything, why did she become the one who started it?
Her lungs were exploding.
Yan Wan pushed it away, like an octopus, tightly pestering her Fusu Gongzi.
Just as Fusu Gongzi screamed and was about to sink to the bottom again, he grabbed the collar at the back of his neck.
Fusu Gongzi was roughly dragged by Yan Wan by the collar, like dragging a dead pig.
His mouth was filled with countless mouthfuls of Yao Chi water.
Fusu Gongzi screamed and was dragged back to the shore by Yan Wan.
Then, Yan Wan kicked his ass fiercely.
Poor Fusu Gongzi was kicked out of the water like a ball by Yan Wan, shaking his limbs and flying into the air.
In the end, under the frightened eyes of countless melon-eating people, there was a "poof" and he fell into the flowers on the other side of the bank of Yaochi.
Fusu Gongzi was stunned, and his eyes were full of stars.
He felt a wave of nausea in his heart, lay on the ground, and vomited the water from the Yao Chi that he had just poured into it.
Fusu Gongzi almost vomited out his bitter gall, and the disgusting feeling before was much better.
It's just that as soon as he stood up with tears in his eyes, his eyes turned black, and he fell back into the flowers on the other side with a "poof".
Duanmu Yingying had already woken up, and hurriedly rushed over, hugged Duanmu Fusu and cried:
"Brother Huang, you died so miserably, woo woo woo......"
"Yan Wan, you are too vicious, my imperial brother jumped into the Yao Pond for you, and you actually threw him to death Woo woo woo......"
Those people who ate melons were so frightened that they trembled and accused:
"Oh my God, this is too cruel."
"yes, yes, is this saving people, or is it killing people?"
"It's just a Hedong lion, my mother!"
"Let's go, be careful of the roar of the Hedong lion......"
……
Yan Wan had a pretty face and leaped up from the water of Yao Chi.
As soon as she landed ashore, her clothes were as dry as ever, as if she had never been in the water.
Jingyang Shenjun looked at Yan Wan's face, which was blackened with anger, wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh, and it was very uncomfortable.
Yan Wan said:
"Aren't you afraid of suffocating yourself?"
Jingyang Shenjun shook his fan and laughed:
"Brother Fusu likes you so much, you just promise it with your body. Brother Fusu is really a wonderful person, haha, I like it. ”
Yan Wan's face flushed with anger, and she yelled:
"You like him so much, why don't you make a personal promise? Hum! ”
Jingyang Shenjun shook his fan and was dumbfounded: "I...... You ......"
Yan Wan was so angry that she ran to Huafu, never wanting to look at Fusu Gongzi again.
Jingyang Shenjun shook his head and came to Fusu Gongzi's side, seeing that he had woken up, but his face was still a little pale.
Duanmu Yingying was still crying with her eyes closed, and the hairball flew over and sneered:
"Rogue princess, your royal brother will cry to death if he doesn't die."
Duanmu Yingying opened her eyes and was about to go crazy, when she saw Fusu Gongzi wake up, and then she turned her worry into joy.
It's just that Duanmu Fusu's eyes looked at Yan Wan's departing shadow stupidly, as if he had lost his soul.
Duanmu was extremely angry, and shouted at Duanmu Fusu:
"Next time you make a fool of yourself and commit suicide by jumping into the river for a woman, even if you drown, I don't bother to care about you, hum!"
After Duanmu Yingying finished speaking, she ran away in a huff.
Duanmu Fusu stretched out his hand and shouted affectionately:
"Wan'er, you saved me, I can't repay it, I want to make a promise to you."
However, in his affectionate call, Yan Wan had already stepped into the Huafu and closed the door with a "bang".
She thought hatefully:
"You big-headed ghost, you're a psychopath."
The furball slapped its little paws and laughed so that its wings trembled:
"Fusu Gongzi, I can only help you get here, you can go the rest of the way by yourself."
It looked around and said in confusion:
"Huh? Where did this guy go in the night? I'm going to look for him. ”
Jingyang Shenjun walked to Fusu Gongzi with a fan and stretched out his hand to pull him up from the ground.
The two stood among the flowers on the other side, speechless for a while.
Jingyang Shenjun asked:
"Brother Fusu, he committed suicide by jumping into the river for the sake of a beauty, his courage is commendable."
Duanmu Fusu said unashamedly: "Where, where." ”
Jingyang Shenjun snorted coldly:
"Yes, brother. You know how to swim, so why do you pretend to be half-dead? ”
"Your acting skills are pretty good, if I hadn't seen you sink to the bottom of the pool and take the opportunity to breathe, I would have almost believed you."
Fusu Gongzi smiled proudly:
"Well, thank you for the compliment, I can't bear the child, I can't trap the wolf. I can't bear my body, I can't trap a beauty. ”
"Brother, I remember your kindness for helping me, thank you very much."
Jingyang Shenjun stretched out his fan, knocked on his arm, and said with a smile:
"It doesn't hurt to act properly, but it's hypocritical to act too much."
"Although you have a noble status and are a prince, Yan Wan is arrogant, so she may not look down on you, you still have a long way to go."
After Jingyang Shenjun finished speaking, he shook his fan and slowly walked back to Huafu.
A gust of wind blew, and Fusu Gongzi shivered from the cold, and said to himself:
"Huh? Why did I come out of the water and get soaked? ”
"However, Wan'er came out of the water, but she didn't get wet at all? It's weird. ”
At this moment, the furball flew over in a panic from a distance and asked loudly:
"Master Fusu, have you seen the big black cat? I searched everywhere but couldn't find him, where did this guy go? ”
Fusu Gongzi shook his head and said:
"I almost drowned just now, how do you know where the big black cat went?"
The furball scratched his head and said:
"It's weird, he was still here before you jumped into the river just now. Then I'll look for it again......"