Chapter 95: Wave after wave, rainbow fart

Night.

It's still deep.

Snow.

It still hasn't stopped.

But Chen Pi felt that this dark night was warm and comfortable.

In the dark underground parking lot, several figures came out, Zhang Yu was carrying King Kong, Zhou Shutong was holding glutinous rice, and behind him were Lu Hang, Liu Qiang, Yu Mengmeng and Zhao Hanxi...... Everyone is safe and sound, and there are many of them.

That's nice.

The battle is finally over.

There was a dingdong sound from the system in the braincase, Chen Pi was too lazy to look at it now, let out a long breath, and reached out to hug Su Rourou, who had woken up in a daze, into his arms.

"Fat fox, treat, brothers spend most of the night, and they can't work in vain." A ruffian teenager gets off a supercar, a red Ferrari, the entire bumper is knocked off, and the devil knows what he's been through along the way.

"Treat, must be invited." Chen Pi shouted loudly.

As soon as the words fell.

Chen Pi saw that on the snow-covered streets, many figures suddenly came out from all directions, men and women, not very old, anyway, densely packed.

You can't see the end at a glance.

"Ahem." Chen Pi coughed, "Are the brothers in the group here?" ”

The ruffian boy shook his head: "It's definitely not all here." ”

Pause for a moment.

"But...... Six or seven percent, there must be. ”

Ten groups, 20,000 people, according to sixty percent calculation, that is also 12,000 people, if it is a treat, one bowl of fried noodles per person, it will cost almost 100,000 yuan.

This is a road trip.

Not counting anything else, just counting the two lost Prados, the tangerine peel will lose hundreds of thousands, and you can't sell the house.

No, no, no, you can't treat yourself.

Chen Pi's brain shook like a rattle: "How embarrassing is this kind of thing, with our Gu team here, I don't want to act as a substitute, we are just a two-star detective, but I don't dare to represent the Nanchuan Secret Investigation Bureau." ”

Gu Weizhu also glanced at the dense streets.

The cold eyebrows and eyes jumped several times suddenly.

Didn't say a word.

He turned around and left.

With such a big action, Zhou Quan must have come, so he was embarrassed to come over, the battle was over, and he naturally came to Chen Pi: "Fatty, yes, this time you have completely revealed your face in the secret system, three thousand rakshasas, the agent star must be more than my brother, and the back waves will shoot our front waves on the beach." ”

Chen Pi's eyes rolled: "Brother Zhou, you are a senior, you will always be a role model for Xiao Chen to learn, in the final analysis, you are still half of our master." ”

Zhou Quan was stunned for a moment, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but grin, and he thought to himself: "Even if the fat man has a conscience, he even let us show his face." ”

"You're polite, you're polite, it's all your own intentions." Zhou Quan waved his hand and shirked.

"It's the master's education that is good." Chen Pi quietly pushed Zhou Quan to the middle position, "Brothers, this is my master when I entered the mystery, Brother Zhou Quan." Good popularity, good character, righteousness, and most importantly...... Hospitable, and Brother Zhou is a local expert, and he has a thorough understanding of our Nanchuan cuisine. ”

"It's easy to say, it's polite, it's polite, Xiao Chen praises it." Listening to this wave of rainbow farts, it was really useful.

I've been working in the Secret Investigation Bureau for half my life, and I've never been so happy.

The black pressure in front of them is all junior elites.

That feeling.

is similar to the scene when Gu Weizhu completed the cross-border mission for the first time, but at that time, he seemed to be an admirer on the street corner, and Gu Weizhu was an invincible rookie standing in the center.

"It's definitely not a false praise, you deserve it, brothers, let my master tonight, Brother Zhou, take you to enjoy the beautiful scenery and gluttonous food of Nanchuan." Chen Pi shouted loudly.

“……?” Zhou Quan was slightly stunned.

What do you mean?

Let me take you to enjoy the scenery of Nanchuan?

Tasting food?

There is no such task in the bureau!

Oops, hey.

That's not right.

Fat man pits me!

Bang Bang Bang ...... Bang bang bang.

Bursts of applause, coaxing, and whistlings all over the thoughtful protests in an instant.

"Fatty, fatty, what did you mean by that?" Zhou Quan stretched out his hand and planned to grab the tangerine peel, but the fat man had already slipped away.

Zhou Quan opened his throat and shouted, but he was weak.

No one listened to what he was saying at all.

Even the colleagues of the Nanchuan Secret Investigation Bureau didn't think about helping him, a huge amount of 100,000 yuan, who would be willing to get over, and the bureau's finances were also very tight.

It's only going to get tighter in the future.

Since Zhou Quan is so willing to stand in the center, he will concede.

Amen.

For the tragic thoughtful brothers, there is a three-second silence.

……

More than 10,000 awakened teenagers from all over the world.

Gather in Nanchuan.

The result of a night's battle.

Five hundred and twenty-nine rakshasas.

Nanchuan naturally has a restaurant for supper.

Midnight.

All night-time restaurants across the city have seen a rush to eat.

All of them were teenagers and girls in their twenties, all of them were excited, and they even felt like they were going to heaven when they walked, and they couldn't wait to walk up the eight steps.

In the end, in the end, the one who paid for it didn't really let Zhou Quan come forward.

Ten rookie flocks, which flock can find hundreds of wealthy masters.

In tonight's meeting, it's not like I'm scrambling to pay the bill.

Sit down.

Start ordering.

All of them: "Boss, you can do everything you can from the beginning to the end of your menu, don't be afraid to spend money, the young man is happy tonight." ”

A wide variety of Nanchuan cuisine.

Tables and tables were filled.

More than 10,000 people chose about 50 restaurants.

Every table is full of teenagers and girls of the same age, many of whom have only heard of the screen name before, but have never seen a real person, chatting and chatting about the meaning of some large-scale netizen meetings.

But.

The content of the chat is still not leaving this feat of sniping Rakshasa this time.

Almost all of the people who can sit here have personally participated in this operation, but the sniper locations are different, and the methods and routines used are different.

The goal is the same anyway.

chatted and began to brag, because this class of awakened girls, the combat effectiveness is not counted first, but in terms of appearance, it is almost one in a million.

Each is at the level of a goddess.

And they have different temperaments, there are small jasper types, lively and cheerful types, sports types, chatter types, laughing types, funny types, and some special scenes and coquettish types...... Anyway, as long as you want to find it, you have it.

Young people.

It's just a hobby.

Some otaku or sullen are addicted, and this trip to Nanchuan is really profitable.

This meal was eaten and drunk from midnight to early morning.

In the mysterious flocks everywhere, there must be many more people than these rookies, and some rookies are actually added on both sides, but in the big group, in the face of the gods, the most is the character who shouts 666.

At best, it is the melon-eating masses.

Every day, I carry a small bench to watch the bigwigs brag and fart.

A lot of the time.

The star agents of the secret system have forgotten, and there is still the existence of such a group of awakened teenagers, who selectively forget, even if many of them are their juniors.

Anyway, it's nothing but trouble.

Junior who has no prospects, even if it is a son or daughter, it is better not to talk about it, it is not shameful enough.

If you don't make trouble, you will be Amitabha.

The Rakshasa incident is not big, but in fact, the timeline is not long, and Nanchuan did not report the specific cause and results, mainly because Nanchuan did not know the situation very well.

The gods at the headquarters all supported Luan City at the first time.

In the emergency plan, the strength of the whole country was not mobilized, so the agents in many cities did not feel too many changes.

It is also unclear what is happening here in Luan City and Nanchuan.

The more great the god, the heavier the task, and they all have their own mess of things to deal with.

I just vaguely heard: "Last night was not peaceful." ”

Dawn breaks.

Many of the agents who had been on assignment returned to the Bureau of Investigation one after another, or returned home to catch up on sleep.

There are also some agents who have not been on the mission and are waking up from their sleep one after another.

Modern society.

Whether it is before going to bed or after going to bed, everyone will habitually browse their mobile phones to at least see if there is anything important happening in the circle of friends.

Or see if there are any new quests and urgent notifications in the Mystery app.

"Huh?"

"Tang Xiaoxiao organized and planned, killed Rakshasa seventy-six, live video, there are pictures and truths."

"Tang Xiaoxiao? Is it from the Tang family? Why have you never heard of it? Could it be that I have a bad memory? ”

"Look at the person in this video, it's still a little girl who has not dried up."

"Does Old Tang still have an illegitimate daughter?"

"Isn't it making a movie......?"

Tang Xiaoqi and their group were the first to kill Rakshasa last night, the earliest live broadcast, the means are relatively novel, and the final whipping drama conflict is relatively strong, so the popularity in the mysterious live broadcast room rushed to the top three overnight.

More than 530 one-star rookie agents killed Rakshasa 76 unharmed, and the results were definitely arrogant enough.

Those gods or elderly bigwigs watched the whole live broadcast quietly, and they were stunned for more than ten seconds, which was completely beyond their comprehension.

Tang Xiaoxiao, who was a little drunk.

even shared his live video to the family group.

He also said very arrogantly: "It's all up, it's dawn, look at how powerful I am, seventy-six rakshasas, this is a real rakshasa ." My name is Tang Xiaoxiao, I'm not a joke, you all have to call me Seventh Master in the future, no one can laugh at me anymore, when I go home in the future, I must add two more dishes, no, no, no, four! ”

Card rub.

Tang Xiaoxiao also posted a selfie of herself.

The little girl in the photo.

Smiling eyes like flowers.

After sending the message, Tang Xiaoxiao shuddered, and suddenly the wine woke up, looking at the message he sent, his face was uglier than pork liver, and he quickly withdrew the message.

Bite.

Sorry, it's been more than two minutes since the message was sent and can't be undone.

Time seems to be frozen.

There was no reply in the family group, and Tang Xiaoxiao was also very nervous, as if she was nervous about facing the college entrance examination.

“!”

“!”

“!”

About two minutes passed.

A series of exclamation marks, more than twenty, followed by the reply of the old man of the Tang family: "Xiao Qi, you tell me honestly, this live video won't be PS, right?" ”

Just now enjoying the sense of superiority that was amazed, Tang Xiaoxiao suddenly saw his grandfather's reply, and immediately exploded: "Old man Tang, you dare to doubt your granddaughter's character, when did I tell a lie." Okay, okay, I'll send you the original video immediately, with pictures and truth, or I'll carry back a rakshasa corpse for you? ”

Tang Xiaoxiao's grandfather subconsciously replied: "You love to lie when you are young, you still send the original video, if you can, it's best to carry back a few corpses, forget it, let a few brothers go over, and help you carry back a few more." ”

Tang Xiaoxiao is tinkering with the mobile phone here.

Jin Ming'er and Jin Rose on the table next to them were also explaining to their father.

The second group of rookies organized by the twins, but last night they hunted the largest number of rakshasas, and of course, it was also the most destructive.

There are twenty-one unfinished buildings.

It was blown up directly.

The leaders of the city have all inquired about this matter...... Hey, but people are here to support Nanchuan, humanitarian aid, besides, the unfinished building should be blown up.

Just to make room.

Just cover it again.

Lan City's mysterious leader, questioning the twin sisters, is more detailed than the old man of the Tang family.

The live video with the same picture quality not only takes away the original video, but also allows the sisters to explain all the details clearly.

How to set up the array, how to hunt the rakshasas, what is the first step, what is the second step, there are all kinds of things, more detailed than the report summary...... It's a matter of minutes to annoy the sisters.。

"Jin Hansheng, if you don't believe the two of us, you will come to Nanchuan to investigate by yourself, as for asking in such detail? We're not your staff, it's annoying. ”

"We don't know anything, and you don't ask anything."

"Rakshasa is what we hunted anyway."

"Believe it or not."

In fact.

Start early in the morning.

In the mysterious flocks of various places, they have begun to be swiped by the feats of these rookies one after another.

These are all a group of invisible people who have never sent messages before, little scumbags who don't know anything, who would have thought that if they don't make a noise, they will be a blockbuster!

In a short period of time.

Mystery system.

was completely dominated by rookies.

All the hunting videos.

It's all rookie dregs.

All Rakshasa corpses.

Naturally, some people question it, some people are confused, and some people even wonder if these are true? It felt so unreal, even those elders were weak in their hearts, so they had to verify it in many ways, and the phone number of the Nanchuan Secret Investigation Bureau was blown up.

At last.

Han Yun, who was keeping vigil, simply put the microphone aside, and occupied the line throughout the whole process, don't ask anyone, asking is a doodoo.

Then Nanchuan's secret director had no choice but to come forward and issue an official notice to prove to those children that last night, there were indeed 12,437 awakened teenagers from all over the country, a star detective, humanitarian aid to Nanchuan, and made a feat.

Kill 567 rakshasas across borders.

That's fine.

What those bunnies.

In group chats all over the place.

The style of speech has changed abruptly.

"Tang Xiaoxiao is indeed the daughter of my Tang family, ranked seventh in the third generation, she is more introverted on weekdays and doesn't like to talk, so she usually doesn't go out much, thanks to everyone's love, I gave so many likes." The old man of the Tang family, wearing reading glasses in person, frantically playing with his mobile phone and typing, is really bitter for the old man, he didn't know that he could send messages by voice.

"Hey, my twins, they just like to tinker with some weird formations, and they often make the house crazy. However, children, we must always diverge our thinking and encourage innovation, otherwise how can we progress in this mysterious cause, we must respect innovation, and we must take care of the future waves. "The leader of Lan City, who was still questioning his daughter a moment ago, saw that it was indeed an established fact, and directly changed his tone.

This not only went into battle shirtless, but also mobilized his subordinates: "Hey, hey, let all the detectives in Lan City like my daughter's video, and I've fallen out of the top three." It's hard for us to show our faces in front of the headquarters, and we must go all out. Don't sleep, get up and like and comment, at least you can't let the little girl of the Tang family compare. ”

The number one family in Ta City: "Haha, the one with dyed white hair, the fourth on the left hand in the third row, is indeed a dog." ”

"This kid of my family, he didn't make people worry about it before, and he laughed and laughed."

"I'm also surprised, but I'm over eighteen years old, and it's right to be a full-fledged agent, and I can hunt rakshasas."

"Star rating can't be used as the only criterion for evaluating agents, so that the younger waves have the opportunity to be promoted, to keep up with the development of the times, and to be brave enough to open their arms to the younger generations."

"Old Zhangtou, you can't come to dismantle the stage just because your children didn't go to Nanchuan, it's not like this, anyway, I don't agree, you have the ability to let your rabbit cubs also hunt a few rakshasas."

"The result is the most important thing."

"No matter how much you say, no matter how many questions you question, it's all bullshit."

"Talk with the loot, otherwise, the dog is, and he will fight it alone if he is not convinced......"

There is a strange tone in the praise, as if the waist pole has never been so hard, the first thirty years to look at themselves, the last thirty years to look at their children and grandchildren, they know their own affairs, since the child has made achievements, say a thousand ways and ten thousand, this harvest must be stopped.

It's not easy for anyone to stand in the way.

But no matter what.

In those big god groups, they were swiped anyway, and some elders who were disrespectful to the old even happily began to brush 666 for the juniors.

Each group has hundreds of replies and comments per minute.

Early morning in Nanchuan.

A messy restaurant.

"Ah, am I dazzled, my grandfather actually gave me a thumbs up."

"No, no, my dad's rainbow fart looks so disgusting to me, are you talking about me?"

"Aren't these old guys crazy, where did I get any good students, they are also excellent in their homework, and they often secretly practice in retreat at home, and they have to practice even if they don't sleep at night, and those who fight kings are also considered to practice?"

"I'm so ashamed, my dad actually praised me for being a good girl, and said that I was knowledgeable, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and was the most versatile hidden genius in my family."

"That's not good, yes, my grandma started to send red envelopes in the group, 10,000 yuan at a time, and 1 million in minutes, still in my name. Showing off my wealth like this, I'm easy to be robbed, don't be like this, it's really bad, it's really bad. ”

"Don't say it, my grandfather is sick with excitement."

"What's the disease?"

"Dentures are so happy that they fall off ......"