Chapter 39: Am I Fat
[Us] Gytosine: Master, can you get off me?
[Us] Guanine: Am I fat?
Is this a question of fat or not? It's a matter of dignity in the middle. Because Master, you don't protect the shooter, the shooter runs from the bottom to her middle to rub the line, no matter what she says, it's useless.
Okay, the big stage in the middle lane, you can come if you are short of money. The 10,000-word "wonderful" Chinese words in Jiang Yiyi's heart are omitted here.
"Sister...... Come on! That's a lot of people...... I'm afraid ......"
The little cutie's cry for help pulled her back to reality, Jiang Yiyi switched perspectives, and found that Na Ke Lulu, who had finished taking the double buff on the opposite side, was surrounded by the opposite side in the middle river, and the battle was about to break out.
"Wait for me, I'll be there soon."
Jiang Yiyi pressed the communication signal and operated the Diao Chan in his hand to rush over. Before she could understand what was going on, an Eastern Emperor suddenly burst out of the grass and handed her the ultimate move that was going to be given to Nakolulu.
Jiang Yiyi was embarrassed.
What kind of shit luck did she take? Love can be met around the corner.
What Jiang Yiyi didn't expect was that because of her "tragic death", her teammates surrounded her and began to huddle.
Na Ke Lulu bore the brunt of the blow, and sat down to kill the opposite shooter and Shangguan Wan'er who hadn't had time to take off, and then a displacement passed through the wall to avoid the fatal damage of Kai Kai, and another second skill took away the Monkey King who had no skills, and then a skill passed through the wall to chase the bloody Kai and the big Donghuang to fight, and after the big move was done, two directly sat down and died.
The other side was annihilated, and both sides almost pressed the "good job" to pieces.
"Sister, I seem to have killed five people." The man operated the half-blooded Nakolulu to regain blood in the jungle and said to her with an excited face.
"Hey, sister, why are you gone?" The man operated Na Ke Lulu to jump onto Jiang Yiyi's "corpse", and spun in a circle, as if he was mourning for her.
Jiang Yiyi smiled politely and embarrassedly, don't ask the little cutie, ask is that she is too beautiful and was targeted by the other side.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, her Jiang Yiyi's Diao Chan has finally been resurrected. Jiang Yiyi had just operated the Diao Chan in her hand to come out of the spring, and his master operated the bloody Yao to run towards her, and jumped directly on her head without waiting for her to agree.
Jiang Yiyi's mind immediately flashed such a sentence: Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief.
Hum!
She Jiang Yiyi didn't eat this set! Who was playing just now, Yao saw that she was bitten by the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, and immediately jumped off her? The action was as fast as an electric shock, and at first glance he was a veteran, thinking that he would not do this kind of betrayal of friends and glory on weekdays, if her master explained to her later that it was a mistake, she Jiang Yiyi would really be a fool if she believed him. Her master is a bad old man.
Sell her, huh?
Very good, she Jiang Yiyi's small book remembered, don't look at you as her Jiang Yiyi's master, she won't dare to retaliate. Unintentionally, Jiang Yiyi, who was honestly playing blue, looked at the three highland towers on the opposite side that had not yet had time to be demolished, and the little abacus in his heart suddenly sounded.
After taking the blue buff, Jiang Yiyi operated Diao Chan to walk in the direction of the opposite highland defense tower, and a second-skill passed through the wall into the opposite highland defense tower, at this time, his own army line had not yet entered the opposite highland, and the defense tower continued to attack Jiang Yiyi, the intruder, and only three times knocked down the Yao on Jiang Yiyi's head. said that it was too late and that it was fast, Jiang Yiyi immediately walked through the wall with a second skill, and left in a dashing manner without looking back. Leaving her master alone and huddled alone in the opposite tower.
Hmph, stinky master, you actually sold her. Do you know it's wrong? Do you dare next time?
Jiang Yiyi was a villain for a while, and danced directly on the spot after clearing the line in the middle.
"Sister, your Diao Chan skin is so beautiful!" Nakolulu, who had cleared the line of soldiers on the road, flew over and praised her unabashedly.
Of course. Jiang Yiyi couldn't help but get a little carried away. The skin of this Midsummer Night's Dream is her favorite skin, not to mention the dreamy special effects, this modeling alone is enough for her to boast, white skin, beautiful and long legs, tsk......
In fact, to put it bluntly, she Jiang Yiyi is a womanizer. The more than 90 heroes in the glory of kings are also divided into three, six, nine and so on in her heart, and the beautiful ones are all her top pets, which are generally one set in person, one behind the back, one epic, one set of collections, one set of legends, and one set of limited limits. As for the ugly one, I'm sorry, I think it's a waste of gold coins to buy him.
The money has to be spent on the blade, and she is waiting for when she has saved enough three hundred purple star coins to exchange for a golden woman, she has been greedy for other people's golden women for a long time.
"Sister, you are also good-looking, you have a sweet voice and a good temperament, you are my sweethearted baby." The man smiled sweetly, praising Jiang Yiyi a little fluttering.
[Us] Gytosine: Thank you, cutie
Wait, why does she have an extra pendant on her head? She looked at it and realized that it was a living Yao.
What's going on? What the hell? Jiang Yiyi looked puzzled by this, didn't she send her master to the opposite high ground? How did he get out alive? Suddenly, a capitalized "embarrassment" was written on her face. Before her master noticed anything, would you like to explain that it was a network card or something?
[Us] Gytosine: Master, listen to my quibbles
It's over, she's going to be finished, she accidentally made a typo and exposed her true thoughts, what should I do? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.
[Us] Gytosine: I was suddenly 460
Really, it's pretty ...... Endure...... It's bald...... I didn't expect you to be able to escape intact from the high ground opposite, so it's pretty bald......
[Us] Guanine: You've got a set of skills?
Jiang Yiyi's heart was so weak that he didn't dare to say much. I'm really embarrassed, her habitual detail two skills to avoid tower damage, and his master saw the clues.
[Us] Guanine: Don't you love Yaoyao anymore? Yaoyao is so cute, how can you bear to send Yaoyao to the spring opposite? Boom......
Master, can you be a normal man? It's just a little Yao, do you really think you're a cutie?
[Us] Gytosine: Master, don't be like this, I'm so scared
[Us] Guanine: Do you know you're scared? Aren't you just good at that?
Zhou Shinian flattened his mouth in displeasure. Isn't it just a girl with a slightly sweeter voice? If she Jiang Yiyi is willing, he can also pretend to be able to see who is disgusting at the time.
Jiang Yiyi was stunned when he heard this, and the actions of the Qing soldiers were stunned. Which bite is good? Are hunk coquettish? Don't don't, her little heart can't stand it.
"Sister, sister, come here, fight the dragon with me, I'm afraid alone." The jungler cutie presses the assembly signal at the juggernaut.
This soft tone directly made Jiang Yiyi's heart a mess. Immediately threw down the half-beaten line and ran over in a hurry, the look was the same as the expression on the face when she heard that the jungler asked Lan to give her.
See? This is the tone that a soft girl should have when she speaks, and her heart is so soft that she is a mess. Master, you are a fierce man who is coquettish, at most the dragon roars.
Zhou Shinian is really strange, he is a hundred stars glory king, he needs to be skilled and skilled, and he wants to be good-looking, how can he not compare to a wild Yao she picked up from the pinnacle competition? He's really weird, really.
He stopped thinking about it until the screen on his mobile phone switched to the scene of the enemy's crystal explosion, and Zhou Shinian still couldn't figure out why.
"Sister is amazing, sister is so powerful, I have never seen such a powerful mid-laner young lady as you."
Jiang Yiyi smiled and said, "I have never seen a well-behaved and cute little sister like you." ”
Seeing Na Ke Lulu's MVP, especially seeing her 40% of the team's output data, Jiang Yiyi was shocked, how many people must sit and die in one ass?
"Master, are you still playing?" Jiang Yiyi typed and asked.
She still remembers the scene of her master's punishment Yao, snatching the cutie's red, grabbing the cutie, grabbing the blue, and grabbing the cutie's head, and she can't do it without a preventive shot in advance.
Seeing Jiang Yiyi ask this, Zhou Shinian suddenly felt that his status in the minds of his apprentices seemed to have been reduced. What the heck? Is his main palace going to be demoted to a side room? He doesn't do it, he doesn't allow it.
"Play." How can I do it without playing? If he was robbed of his cute apprentice by such a stinky little hairy child, he would definitely cry to death.
Jiang Yiyi flattened her mouth, Master, if you play some more yin and yang weird things, I won't take you next time.
Once the matchmaking process is over, it's time to choose your heroes. Seeing that Jiang Yiyi locked up a Li Bai, Zhou Shinian quietly chose a Han Xin and typed, "I assist." ”
Jiang Yiyi didn't understand what the hell her master was going to do, knowing that the little cutie loved to play soft and her master chose Han Xin to play as an assistant, isn't this forcing Liang to be a prostitute again?
"Little cutie, choose Yao and me." Seeing that the cutie on the second floor chose Yao and then changed to Daji, Jiang Yiyi couldn't help but protect the short track.
"But Han Xin said that he played support, so I'd better play the middle lane." The man said with some embarrassment.
"I don't want him to help, you choose Yao and me." Jiang Yiyi flattened his mouth, Han Xin on the side, Master, do you like to play.
"Okay then." As he spoke, the man locked up a Yao.
"What kind of Yao to choose, please, a waste hero." As soon as the little cutie on the second floor locked onto Yao, teammate Sun Ce couldn't help but turn on the microphone.
"Play a game to rise to virtual heroes." Jiang Yiyi frowned and replied by typing. Isn't it just a match? Do you need to slander people like this?
"Nonsense, who doesn't know that Yao is a waste hero, knows that it's a waste hero." The teammate continued to curse unrelentingly.
"Boom." As soon as his teammate's voice fell, the cutie couldn't help but mutter.
"Is this the time to return the skin?" Jiang Yiyi concluded that she had opened all the microphones, and couldn't help but blame.
"The female loves to play Yao, and she loves to hug the jungler's thighs and pit us, garbage! Rubbish! Women shouldn't play games. ”
It's really enough for you.
Whoever can bear this can bear it, anyway, she Jiang Yiyi can't bear it, and some people won't be able to meet it next time if they don't scold. Jiang Yiyi just wanted to type, but found that typing was not enough to express the anger in her heart at this time, so she opened the microphone directly.
"What's wrong with the woman? Where are you without a woman? Play Canyon Sexism with me? Don't bombard everyone with accidental phenomena, Yao is not waste, and neither are women. ”