No matter what you do, the first time in your life is always inexperienced, clumsy, frequent mistakes, and jokes. But the second time it was different, everything seemed to go with the flow. Han Jie and I have a more tacit understanding and passionate "love reward" than the first time, and they keep colliding with sparks of love. The clouds and rain are overturned, and the phoenix is upside down, and it is almost a sleepless night.

I admit that I am good at everything, but occasionally I have such a problem: life must be happy, and love must be bragged!

I telegraphed the ghost again and reported the results to him. After the start of school, the fried ghost and Li Dan were in a state of separation again, so it was naturally impossible to make a breakthrough at this time. He hated it so much that he kept scolding me: "Brisket wins, you are the villain!" I've been eating your dog food for three years, can you get some credit? ”

Hearing him say this, I suddenly felt that I was quite excessive, although it always felt cool to show off in front of him, and it was always cool to show off. But forget it, I didn't tease him, but encouraged him in turn, and even taught him some "successful experiences". The fried ghost turned his anger into joy, and immediately changed his name to "brother" on the phone, begging me to tell him more "details".

Detail?

"Get out!" I scolded. It's just a matter of being proud, do you really want me to describe the specific movements and moves to him in detail?

It turns out that normal, healthy SEX relationships can indeed make people feel happy both physically and mentally. In the days that followed, whether it was in the shower, riding the electric donkey, or on the way to dinner, I would unconsciously whistle and hum songs.

"It would be nice if we could turn this occasional reward into a regular reward!" I thought to myself.

A week later, Boss Su called me and said that the paper puppet had been made and asked me to go over and pick it up. There were many happy events, and I was naturally very happy, so I happily jumped on the little electric donkey and went straight to Dongcheng District.

This time, Boss Su folded two paper lions for me. I asked him why he didn't give me an origami man, a paper horse? He said: "Last time you told me that the power of paper people and paper horses was too great, and you couldn't contain it, so you killed dozens of ghosts by mistake. Although you were trying to save your life, it was a sin after all. But it's not you, it's mine. I'm going to fold two lions for you this time, just to make it easier for you to control. ”

"How to control it?" I asked curiously.

"It's easy!" Boss Su taught me a mantra that after reciting, I could control the advance and retreat of the paper lion by whistling. It's still a pretty basic manipulation spell, but it's pretty much enough.

However, at this time, I had "greed" again. Since Boss Su is willing to take the initiative to teach me the spell of manipulating the paper golem, why don't I take this opportunity to ask him to teach me the real puppet technique?

So, I salivated, pestered Boss Su inch by inch, and kept saying good things to him and patting him on the back. Boss Su sternly refused at first, and then his attitude became a little looser. He said to me: "After all, this puppet technique is the internal technique of our paper puppet sect, and it cannot be passed on to the outside world, and it can only be taught to disciples and descendants!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I saw the stitches and said, "Boss Su, didn't you just say last time, I'm like your nephew?" This can also be regarded as a descendant! ”

"That's still a difference, after all, the two of us are not really related by blood!" Boss Su still shook his head.

"Does it have to be related? I just recognize you as an uncle, or you will recognize me as a righteous son! "In order to seek exercises, I really don't even want to be cheeky!

Boss Su listened to my words, but he seemed to be moved. He muttered for a moment, and then asked me if I meant it. Naturally, I gave him an affirmative answer!

Boss Su's face suddenly became very serious, and he said to me: "I didn't ask you casually, and you can't just agree to me casually." If you want to recognize me as an elder, it's not just a verbal shout, it's the kind that can write a family tree! ”

"On the genealogy?" What he said really scared the hell out of me. I hurriedly shook my head and said, "Then I'm afraid it really won't work!" My name has been written on the Zhai family tree, but I don't dare to change my surname to Su again! ”

"That's not what it means!" Boss Su explained, "I don't ask you to change your surname, I just want your child to have my surname!" ”

But his explanation made me even more confused, "What do you mean, my child? ”

Boss Su patiently explained to me, saying that their Su family is very old-fashioned, and they are very particular about the feudal idea of unfilial piety and unfilial piety. He is forty-nine years old this year, he has been single, he doesn't even have a wife, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to have any more heirs. But in ancient times, people without descendants would generally raise a moth to continue the incense when they encountered this situation.

"What do you call a moth?"

"It's the son of the step!"

"Oh!" I seemed to understand a little, and asked in surprise: "Boss Su, do you mean that I will pass on my son to you when I give birth to a son in the future?" ”

"The second! The second son needs to be passed on to me! Boss Su hurriedly clarified, "Generally, the eldest son has to inherit the incense of the family, and the second son can pass it on to others." Moreover, he doesn't really need to live with me, he just needs you to give him a name surnamed Su, and I can take it back to the family tree. ”

Boss Su paused, and added unnaturally: "In addition, after a hundred years, you can ask him to send me to the end......"

I finally understood what Boss Su meant, but at the same time, I couldn't help but feel sympathy for him. Although I still don't agree with their stubborn old-fashioned thinking, if a person can't even find someone to help him handle his own affairs, it is undoubtedly a great sadness!

I patted my chest hard and said to Boss Su: "I, Zhai Zisheng, hereby solemnly promise: I voluntarily change my second son's surname to Su to thank you for your kindness to me!" If I really can't give birth to a second son, then I will come to you as a filial son and grandson to send you to the end! ”

Although this may not sound auspicious to ordinary people, for us Yin cultivators, death is the continuation of life, and there is nothing to avoid at all!

Boss Su was very happy, his round face smiled like Maitreya Buddha, and his bare head was shiny and shiny, as if he had finally let go of the heaviest stone in his heart.

The vow I just made is indeed from my heart, as for whether I can give birth to a second son? Who are you born with? I didn't bother to think about it at this point. Of course, the best candidate must be Han Jie!

Hey, it's a big deal to have a few more in the future!