Chapter 53: Silly Baihan
I played in the bar until four o'clock in the morning last night, and after I came out, I found an all-night restaurant to eat something, and then drove directly to the airport.
After a three-and-a-half-hour flight, I landed at Qingshi Airport, got into a taxi after leaving the security check, and then sent a message to Lin Yuxin.
Lin Yuxin summoned, Hong Chen dispelled the idea of going to the Internet café, went to the health hall pharmacy to pick up Poussin, which had been parked for a few days, and then went straight to Lin Feng's business.
At eleven o'clock, Poussin stopped at the bottom of the office building, Hong Chen sent a message to Lin Yuxin, and not long after, Lin Yuxin came out of the office building and got into the car.
"I'll give myself a half-day off today, let's go to the Happy Garden, right?" Lin Yuxin tied her hair in a ponytail, her upper body was still in a small suit, her lower body was changed into a pair of elastic pants, and she was wearing board shoes on her feet.
Looking at Lin Yuxin's eyes full of anticipation, Hong Chen naturally would not be disappointed, and nodded: "The Happy Garden opened three years ago, I have seen a lot of TV commercials, and I really haven't been there, it's rare that you have this playfulness, and I should sacrifice my life to accompany me." ”
Lin Yuxin glanced at him: "Sacrificing one's life to accompany each other, is it so terrifying?" Go to the Joy Garden, and it's not Hell Valley. ”
Hong Chen said seriously: "Don't you know how attractive you are?" In a public place with so many people, I am by your side, and the man who wants to kill me is not a thousand but hundreds, and he really risked his life to accompany you. ”
Saying and smiling, Hong Chen stepped on the accelerator, turned the direction, and Poussin walked out of a gorgeous parabola and walked away.
Half an hour later, Poussin stopped in the parking lot, even on weekdays, the flow of people in and out of the happy garden is like a tide, Hong Chen and the two bought hamburger soda, eat all the way and stroll into the park.
Lin Yuxin's mood seems to be very good, looking at those entertainment projects that turn in the sky, run on the ground, and swim in the water, his eyes are full of eagerness, this is the first time, Hong Chen saw Lin Yuxin showing such a strong playfulness, which is very different from the calm and calm appearance of ordinary people on weekdays, which makes him really a little suspicious, why did Lin Yuxin suddenly change sex.
"Trouble, go buy a ticket." Lin Yuxin handed over a stack of about 1,000 yuan in cash, Hong Chen saw that her action of giving money was so natural, as if it was natural for her to bear all the expenses between the two, he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, he really didn't know whether to be glad that his little white face had done it thoroughly, or it was an honor to have such a mother-in-law who took raising herself as her own responsibility.
Hong Chen bought a couple package, 1,288 yuan, covering eight entertainment projects, the two first played rapids, then bumper cars, and then played high-altitude bicycles...
After more than an hour and five projects, Lin Yuxin proposed to take a break and go to the snack street to hang around, but Hong Chen had no opinion.
Walked in the snack street for a while, to the middle of the position, I saw a stall surrounded by people, come over to see, it turned out to be a dumpling competition, the number of participants is limited to ten people, the top three, and can eat more than a pound of noodles, other contestants pay according to the price, the first prize is hanging in the sky with ten gifts to pick the same.
Hong Chen glanced at Lin Yuxin, saw what the latter was looking up at, and turned with her gaze, Hong Chen suddenly turned out to be a big white boy in "Super Marine".
"Like this silly white man?" Hong Chen asked with a narrow smile, Lin Yuxin retracted his gaze and glanced at Hong Chen: "What a silly white man, Da Bai is pure, brave and warm." ”
"I think you should like this, it's too wasteful to sleep alone in your bed, it's just right to have it lying next to you every night." Hong Chen pointed his finger, Lin Yuxin looked up, and when he landed, he fell full of black lines, Hong Chen was referring to a monster that was extremely ugly, but full of explosive power.
"Still like that?" Without waiting for Lin Yuxin to get mad, Hong Chen pointed to the big white worker again, and Lin Yuxin snorted: "Nonsense." ”
Hong Chen smiled: "Then why don't I also participate in the competition and try my luck." ”
Lin Yuxin was stunned for a moment, and looked at the long table, at this moment, there were seven contestants who had signed up, sitting on both sides of the long table, and there were five fat people among the seven people, all of whom were fat on their stomachs.
"Go ahead, don't eat and can't walk." Lin Yu smiled narrowly, in her opinion, Hongchen would definitely not be able to fill her stomach with a burger at noon, she was obviously greedy, and she was looking for a high-sounding reason, which became more and more slippery.
Hong Chen nodded silently, walked to the long table and sat down, waited for another three minutes, and then sat down two people, the competition was enough for ten people, and immediately a guy served a plate of steaming dumplings, eight one tael, forty pots were piled up.
Hong Chen's palm slapped his stomach a few times, and a silver needle was hidden between his fingers and pierced into several acupoints.
At the beginning of the game, the nine players immediately devoured it, only Hong Chen was not in a hurry, each dumpling was dipped in vinegar, and chewed in his mouth for a while before he went down.
Six minutes later, the first person ate a full half catty, and the guy sent another plate, and then, six people ate half a catty in succession, and the other two ate more than four taels, stopped chopsticks, and Hong Chen ate the next half catty It took nearly one and a half times as long as the others.
The third person who stopped chopsticks ate more than six taels, until the seventh person stopped chopsticks, and ate more than eight taels, at this time, Hong Chen ate six taels, and continued unhurriedly, Lin Yuxin among the surrounding melon-eating audience was already stunned.
After another two minutes, the eighth person stopped chopsticks, and there were two dumplings for nine taels, and he covered his mouth and rushed out of the crowd, everyone got out of the way, and everyone understood that this guy was going to vomit.
The ninth man finally ate the eightieth dumpling with difficulty, and completed the amount of one catty, I don't know whether he was too tired or stupid, he sat there stunned, motionless, one of his companions cared about a few words in the past, poured a glass of warm water and was about to hand it over, but the man hurriedly stopped it, saying that he must not drink water at this time, otherwise it is very likely that the stomach will burst, and he can only digest it slowly.
In the end, Hong Chen was left alone, attracting the attention of everyone present, and when he ate eight taels, Lin Yuxin couldn't hold back any longer, stepped forward and frowned and whispered: "Okay, don't be reckless." ”
Hong Chen smiled at her: "It's okay, just finish this plate with one more one, and the big white worker will be in hand." As he spoke, he shoved another dumpling into his mouth.
Lin Yuxin frowned like this and watched him eat up two plates one by one, and then asked the guy to make up a dumpling, and after eating, in the eyes of everyone who was a little frightened, he got up and walked to the bottom of the tall white worker, jumped one meter off the ground, and reached out to take it off.
"I'm going to ask for this." Hong Chen smiled at the guy, the guy nodded, looking at Hong Chen's eyes as if looking at a monster, he didn't see someone eat a pound of dumplings, the key is that Hong Chen's body type is very standard, no matter how you look at it, he is not a person with a big stomach, and he can bounce freely after eating a pound, and his body is as light as a swallow, this, abnormally excessive, what is not a monster?
Hong Chen's eyes were sharp, and when he saw that many of the onlookers were pointing the cameras of their mobile phones at him, he quickly dodged, pulled Lin Yuxin, who was still in a daze, and forcibly squeezed out of the way.
Until Hong Chen and the others left for a long time, everyone still gathered there to look at each other, everyone's eyes were a little weird, and the atmosphere was even more weird.
"For you." When he arrived at a place where there were few people, Hong Chen handed over the big white boy to Lin Yuxin, and then walked quickly to the back of a rockery, and the silver needle quickly pricked his stomach a few times, and he vomited in a mouth.
Before, he just closed the function of the stomach, and only used it as a reservoir, and now he will recover the function and not vomit it out, then it will really be bearable.
After vomiting, Hong Chen wiped his mouth with a wet towel, and when he turned around, he saw Lin Yuxin standing silently not far behind him, he scratched his head with a dry smile.
"And said that it was not a reckless ability." Lin Yuxin's tone was a little blameful, and Hong Chen shrugged lightly: "I haven't given you any gifts after being married for so long, it's rare that you like this silly Bai Han, you have to fight for it, I don't have a chance to climb into your bed, retreat and beg for the next time, this stupid Bai Han should be my stand-in, haha... I'm going to buy a bottle of water. ”
After the last sentence was teased, without waiting for Lin Yuxin to get angry, Hong Chen smiled smugly and ran to the canteen opposite.
Lin Yuxin stared at his vigorous back, his eyes became complicated little by little, and he held the arms of the little white worker, and he also tightened it little by little.
Next, playing other entertainment projects, Lin Yuxin was a little absent-minded, Hong Chen obviously felt that her interest was not as high as before, and she didn't say anything.
When it was almost five o'clock, the two walked outside the Happy Garden, Lin Yuxin answered a phone call, and the whole person fell silent all of a sudden.
The way home was quite smooth, half an hour later, Poussin drove into the community, slowly stopped in the parking space downstairs, just stopped, Lin Yuxin, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said: "Hong Chen, I have something to say to you." ”
Hong Chen turned his head to take the tangled between her eyebrows and eyes into his eyes, and was slightly surprised in his heart, and chuckled: "Say it, I'll listen." ”
Lin Yuxin took out a bank card from his bag and handed it over: "There are a total of 990,000 here, you take it and return the VIP card." ”
Hong Chen hesitated for a moment, nodded silently, Lin Yuxin pursed his lips, and said, "I, I think we will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow morning to go through the divorce procedures." ”
As he spoke, his eyes lowered, and he said softly, "Hong Chen, I'm sorry." ”