Chapter 8: That has to be sterilized
Jiang Yiyi marked the blue buff of her house, tilted her head slightly and said to Song Yanni on the side, "Nini, come here, spring water hook." ”
"Okay." Song Yanni said, out of a knowledge gem, the master added a second skill, to keep up with Zhong Kui's pace.
Jiang Yiyi and Song Yanni waited patiently in the grass next to the blue buff, and after a while, sure enough, the opposite Donghuang Taiyi took Zhang Liang to her blue buff with a swagger.
Jiang Yiyi felt that the time was almost up, so he pressed the attack signal. Song Yanni heard the words and put a second skill at Zhong Kui's feet.
[System] Zhong Kui defeated Donghuang Taiyi, the first blood, Da Qiao assisted
Zhang Liang on the other side saw that the situation was wrong, so he hurriedly turned around and left, and after being forced out by Zhao Yun, who came from Jiang Yiyi's side, he flashed and took him away. In less than a minute, Jiang Yiyi's side took the opposite side and didn't say anything, but also bought one and got one free, which was a sure win.
The other side didn't expect that the combination of "Eastern Emperor Mozi and Zhang Liang", which they regarded as the most treasure, would always be missing one of the three, Jiang Yiyi's Zhong Kui cooperated with Da Qiao's two skills, and the spring water hook was one hook and one accurate. In a certain bush they pass by casually, there will always be a Zhong Kui squatting, and then they get a free "day trip to the opposite spring".
Forget it once or twice, but how to explain it if you hook him every time? He is an Eastern Emperor Taiyi, others can't wait to stay away when they see him, Zhong Kui is different, he always has a special "love" for him, and he is inexplicably enough, and the screen goes black in the blink of an eye. On the other side of the disgusting side of the good, why are they disgusted?
After "inviting" the opposite Donghuang Taiyi back to his own spring again, the opposite Donghuang Taiyi couldn't help but speak.
[All] wash your face (Donghuang Taiyi): Little sister, isn't my shooter fragrant?
Obviously, the Donghuang on the other side has fallen into the fear of being dominated by the spring water hook.
[All] Her Royal Highness Qiao Biluo (Yu Ji): . . .
Seeing that the shooter on the opposite side played such a string of ellipses, Song Yanni smiled and said, "Yiyi, the East Emperor on the other side wants you to be wet with rain and dew." ”
Jiang Yiyi said with a smile, "This skin eel, I really like hooking this yellow eel more and more." ”
What else can I do, satisfied!
Soon, Jiang Yiyi invited the opposite one by one to come to the spring. Not only the opposite hero, but also the red and blue buffs on the opposite side, and sometimes his own red and blue buffs, Jiang Yiyi will also hook them. The hook is addicted, Jiang Yiyi can't control how many to send for a while......
hooked the red and blue buffs of his teammates, if it were normal, Jiang Yiyi would have been reported as an actor a long time ago. It can be said that in this game, Jiang Yiyi did things that she usually didn't dare to think of, and she just felt happy!
Anyway, Han Xin, who stole the tower, was chased and tied by his old master, and he couldn't push the tower or fight the dragon on the other side, which gave Jiang Yiyi enough time to continue to act as the "god of death".
Jiang Yiyi clicked on the equipment column of Donghuang Taiyi on the opposite side and found that his record was 5 bars and 19, so it was better to give him a 520.
Jiang Yiyi, who was true to his word, marked the spring water opposite, and called Song Yanni next to him, "Nini, the East Emperor on the other side is going to be resurrected, come quickly." ”
"Yiyi, you want to abuse Quan?"
Song Yanni immediately knew Jiang Yiyi's thoughts, and in addition to being surprised, there was also some obvious little excitement.
"Of course, who doesn't love Peppi eels when they're so cute?" Jiang Yiyi smiled slyly at Song Yanni, and the light in her eyes was unobstructed.
"Yiyi, you have a black belly, but I like it! Hehehehe...... "Seeing Jiang Yiyi's black-bellied appearance, Song Yanni was even more excited, and operated Da Qiao to run towards Zhong Kui non-stop.
At this time, the opposite spring is empty, and now is it!
"Go on the offend."
Jiang Yiyi pressed the attack signal.
When Song Yanni heard this, she immediately operated Da Qiao to put a second skill at Zhong Kui's feet, and stood side by side with her in the circle she had just placed.
Zhong Kui defeats Donghuang Taiyi, Killing Spree (sharp), Da Qiao assists
Happy! So happy!
Hahaha......
Jiang Yiyi and Song Yanni looked at each other tacitly for a second and laughed.
It was probably the first time I saw such a "brazen" and "crazy" person, and the remaining three were obviously stunned. It immediately became clear where the essence of the word "thorny rose" was. Can't be provoked! I can't be provoked!
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Jiang Yiyi suddenly realized that there were still outsiders present, and hurriedly coughed twice to hide her embarrassment, and at the same time signaled Song Yanni to pay attention to her image.
[All] wash your face (Donghuang Taiyi): What about the rain and dew that you said were good? The young lady only spoils me
[All] wash your face (Donghuang Taiyi): The young lady sent me 5-20, is it love? Is it a responsibility?
"It's your dish!" Duan Jiali really can't stand it, a rookie, there is so much nonsense, can anyone who is his goddess flirt? With him, neither can the king of heaven.
[All] wash your face (Donghuang Taiyi): Does the young lady like cats or dogs?
Jiang Yiyi had nothing to do, so she thought about it for a while and replied with a "cat" by typing.
[All] face wash (Donghuang Taiyi): Then can I be your little milk cat?
Song Yanni looked up at the strange boy who was trying to wave and smile across from her, lowered her head disdainfully and continued to look at the phone screen, and said, "Yiyi, it's another stinky brother who comes to tease, this kind of person just beats me directly, you don't have to give me face." ”
Jiang Yiyi raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and a wicked smile climbed up her eyebrows.
[All] spray me must be rebuilt (Zhong Kui): Yes!
"Yiyi, why did you promise him?" Song Yanni was so shocked that she almost jumped out of her chair.
Duan Jiali also clenched his mobile phone, his sharp eyes swept straight to the opposite stage, and he couldn't wait to rush over and knock the cream boy on the opposite side to the ground with three or two punches.
Jiang Yiyi didn't speak, smiled and continued to type.
[All] spray me must be rebuilt (Zhong Kui): But it has to be sterilized
"I ...... Hahaha...... Sterilization...... You're amazing...... If you don't make a sound, it's already a blockbuster......" Song Yanni clapped her hands and praised.
"That's it!" Jiang Yiyi had a small face proudly, Duan Jiali on the side really liked it more and more, and he smiled innocently - her goddess's black belly is really A!
[All] (Big Joe): ♞♚♝♛ It's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault to be scary.
In a burst of laughter, Jiang Yiyi led the team to push the crystal tower opposite and won the game.
The loser left the field in a huff, and when passing by the winner's seat, Song Yanni noticed that there was a boy whose head was pressed the lowest, and his face was devastated, which was probably the "neutered little milk cat"!
Song Yanni smiled and pulled the unsuspecting Jiang Yiyi to sit down again. She doesn't have any face, and she still wants to flirt with her family? Impossible! Her family Yiyi is a serious and veritable face control, not only face control, but also hand control, voice control, shirt control, and various controls......
With high appearance, high IQ, and high emotional intelligence, Song Yanni thinks about it, and the only person she knows who meets this condition is Zheng Junheng, who is the school grass of Jiaotong University next door. It is said that a gentleman is like a jade, Zheng Junheng has a prominent family background and excellent grades, and he is really a man who combines talent and beauty. She has a love for him, but if they are compatible, he and Jiang Yiyi are talented and beautiful.
Such a demon doesn't know which woman he is "guarding himself like jade" for. As soon as she thought of the possibility of the two of them, she Song Yanni felt very sour inexplicably! If the two of them are together, it's just sour.
I can't stand it, I can't stand it......
Fortunately, her family Yiyi has always stayed at home, and Zheng Junheng has always been uncertain. Therefore, Song Yanni boldly guessed that the probability of these two encountering them was negligible.
If you don't meet, you don't have a story, if you don't have a story, there's no lemon, and there's one less lemon essence in this world, it's good!
"Yiyi! Yiyi! What are we going to do? Song Yanni cheered, trotted over to Jiang Yiyi and asked.
Jiang Yiyi didn't understand very well, why could her sister suddenly be so happy? Did you suddenly get rich?
"How about learning the other side and playing a handful of Donghuang Mozi and Zhang Liang?"
"Okay, I'm going to play with Pippi Eel."
"Yes, you can see who uses the most expensive skin on the other side, and whoever uses it is bigger, so you don't have to give me face."
"Okay." Song Yanni is so well-behaved.
"There's still Zhang Liang, who of you is coming?"
"Me! I will! ”
Duan Jiali quickly glanced at the two who volunteered with a sharp eye knife, smiled at Jiang Yiyi, and raised his hand high, as if she couldn't see it. Touching Duan Jiali's fierce gaze, the two swallowed their saliva, and lowered their hands in fear.
Jiang Yiyi glanced at Duan Jiali and nodded.
This boy, the game can be played, but I don't know what the name is. Did she ask him his name? Asked or not asked? She remembered not asking him his name...... Wouldn't it be embarrassing to ask again and again?
"What's your name?" Sure enough, Jiang Yiyi still asked.
"Duan Jiali. It's not the one of the three thousand beauties, the one who commends the reward, and the one who benefits the interests. Seeing that Jiang Yiyi took the initiative to ask his name, Duan Jiali was obviously excited for a moment, but he didn't dare to be vague when he replied.
"You are Jiang Yiyi, I know, I will be lucky." Duan Jiali smiled innocently.
Hearing him say this, Jiang Yiyi was a little embarrassed, and smiled at him apologetically, Duan Jiali was suddenly full of deer. It turns out that without her, Jiang Yiyi can't solve the problem with a smile, if there is, then use it twice......
Seeing this, the other two reported their names.
Song Yanni couldn't laugh or cry at this. Because she knows very well that this is useless, her family Jiang Yiyi remembers the formulas of differential equations, remembers the 5,000-year history of China, remembers Qu Yuan's "Lisao", and can't remember other people's names. The point is that she can still make up many strange names out of thin air on the basis of your name, and there is no real name in these bells and whistles.