Chen Laosan said: "Soil cub, your stories are all about running trains on your lips, and ghosts believe you." ”

Whitehand smiled: "I'll talk about the mallet first." Stick mallet, on the fifth day of March the year before last, you kid peeked at your third aunt and. was chased all over the village by your third aunt with her pants, is there such a thing? ”

The third aunt is Chen Laosan's wife, who looks good and has very white skin.

The mallet Chen Yunhe suddenly blushed, "Tu, soil cub, you, you are talking nonsense." ”

"Hehe, the whole village knows, but your third uncle doesn't know."

Before the white hand could speak, a fight broke out on the ground.

Chen Laosan held an iron rod in his hand and chased the mallet frantically, "You kid, you kid ......"

With a scream, he was hit on the leg of the mallet, and immediately knelt down and begged the third uncle for mercy.

White Hand smiled again: "Four eyes, you are not a good thing. Why can't you get into college? Just because you're fascinated by the wife of the water tank. You kid dug a hole and went straight to the west wing of the water tank. Water tank, if you don't believe it, you can go home and take a look, you kid, the top of your head has long become a prairie. ”

Before he finished speaking, Chen Yunhai had already knocked Chen Yunfeng to the ground.

Four Eyes is Chen Yunfeng, although he usually does not wear glasses, the nickname Four Eyes has long spread all over the country.

The water tank is Chen Yunhai, because he is short and fat, too fat.

White Hand continued to laugh and break the news, "Water tank, you're not a thing. You have a wife, why are you still worried about your third aunt? On the ninth night of July last year, you took the opportunity of your third uncle's absence to take your third aunt to swim in the Mucheng River. You two don't have anything on you, and you have been fighting in the river for more than an hour, you won't dare to do it, will you? ”

As soon as Bai Yi finished speaking, Chen Laosan's iron rod smashed into Chen Yunhai's body.

The four uncles and nephews were making a mess on the ground, and they had long forgotten their white hands.

The white hand can't close his mouth, this trick is too easy to use, and the soldiers are not bloody.

Chen Laosan was the first to leave, and the water tank Chen Yunhai also disappeared, and it was estimated that the uncle and nephew went home on time to settle accounts with their wives.

Left with the mallet Chen Yunhe and the four-eyed Chen Yunfeng, you look at me, I look at you, and ran away without looking back.

Stay on the tree with your white hands for a while to make sure that there is no danger before going down the tree and going home.

A soldier who surrendered without a fight, he was proud of his white hands, and from now on, he was even more afraid of the Chen family.

However, although these "stories" told by white hands are hearsay and heard when the production team is working, they are all real people and real stories.

The Chen family was really chaotic, and there was no time to take care of him, and his white hands finally let out a bad breath.

It's just that the white hands can't be stopped, Ma Xiaolu is dressed like a dog, carrying a gift, and wants to come to Chen Cuihua's house to propose.

This matter is troublesome, and Bai Shou has not greeted Chen Cuihua in advance, and he is not reliable as a matchmaker.

Fortunately, for the sake of insurance, Ma Xiaolu hired a famous matchmaker, Wang Dahua from the neighboring village, as a lobbyist.

Ma Xiaolu said that the white hands have no hair on their mouths, and they are not able to do things well.

The white-handed people were happy to watch the excitement, and found a reason to push this errand messenger.

Because of the white-handed judgment, with Ma Xiaolu's oily head and powdery appearance, it is good to ensure that there is no play, and it is good not to be kicked out.

As the white hand expected, Ma Xiaolu and Wang Dahua not only returned in vain, but also embarrassed.

Ma Xiaolu was "beaten" by Chen Cuihua's son Chen Xiaoxuan and her two daughters.

Wang Dahua was scolded by Chen Cuihua.

Ma Xiaolu hung his head down, and after sending Wang Dahua away, he squatted on the stone bench of the Bai family in a daze.

And the gift brought by Wang Dahua was placed on the stone table after it had been smashed into a mess.

Sitting next to him with white hands laughing, he wanted to comfort, but he didn't know how to comfort him.

It's just that this pile of gifts is greedy, and it is worth five or six yuan to say the least, red dates, lychees, brown sugar, white sugar, snacks, snacks......

Not to mention the two brothers and sisters, even the white hands are about to drool.

The two younger brothers and two sisters squatted not far away and stared, and the third brother was having a white face.

Bai smiled and glanced at the second brother Bai Dang.

Bai Dang understood, and said with a smile: "Brother Ma, don't be discouraged, failure is success." ”

Ma Xiaolu smiled bitterly: "Good boy, you have learned to comfort people." Dang, Brother Ma thanked you. ”

Bai Dang pointed to the pile of gifts and said, "Brother Ma, you things, you things......"

Ma Xiaolu waved his hand and said briskly: "I've given it to you, take it and eat it." ”

As ordered, the two brothers and sisters rushed over and quickly swept the stone table clean.

The third brother returned the knife with white noodles, "Brother Ma, come back and buy more nougat peanut candy." ”

In the voice of thanks, the two brothers and sisters disappeared without a trace.

Ma Xiaolu couldn't cry or laugh, "Xiaobai, your family is full of talents." ”

"Brother Ma, you can only blame yourself for this matter, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and you can't open the door to the thatched house."

"You haven't introduced me to Widow Chen?"

With a weak white hand, he really didn't mention Ma Xiaolu to Chen Cuihua, he forgot about it.

"Brother Ma, tell me first, what did Chen Cuihua say?"

"Alas, she only mentioned one, and her son and daughter agreed to it."

The white hand shouted: "This is not a high demand." ”

"What. She asked her son on the spot, but without saying a word, he picked up the latch and threw me out. And their two daughters, one with their brother, one with a broom and the other with tongs, beckoned to me. And just like that, I was kicked out. ”

"Brother Ma, you are the Grand Theater closed, no play, no play." ”

"Hey, you kid is still gloating."

The white hand's face became quick, and he immediately said seriously: "Brother Ma, on the contrary, I think you have great hope for this." ”

"What do you mean by that?" Ma Xiaolu's mood revived.

"You think. She didn't mention anything else except one condition, what does this mean? It means that as long as you pass one level, you will reach the other side of victory. ”

"Well, that makes sense. However, her son had a hard time. ”

Bai Shou said: "I've seen it." Her son Chen Xiaoshui and my second brother are close friends, I will ask my second brother about it, and you will prescribe the right medicine and do what he likes. ”

Ma Xiaolu said: "Okay, call your second brother out, let's ask immediately." ”

"What are you anxious about?" The white hand smiled: "It's the New Year soon, can you make your mess after the New Year?" ”

"Hey, it's not a bad thing, it's a big thing."

"I have to talk about everything after the New Year."

This is also true, Ma Xiaolu had no choice but to get up and say goodbye.

Sending off Ma Xiaolu, Bai Shou took a long breath, and finally was able to celebrate the New Year with peace of mind.

However, he pressed down the gourd and lifted the scoop.

On the morning of the twenty-ninth day, when I came back from the vegetable garden, I saw from a distance that there were dozens of people standing outside the wall of my yard, looking at something in the yard.

The palms of the white hands tightened, and something happened again? Hurriedly dialed his legs and ran away.

It was Tong Jiuyang, standing in the courtyard, holding a flat pole in his hand, and his hair was angry.

Fang Yulan stood aside and got angry.

The two brothers and sisters stood in a pile at the door of the hall, and they did not dare to come out.

The gate of the courtyard has been smashed.

The white hand guessed what was probably going on.