Liu Peijia hummed a little song and pushed the door open, it was refreshing not to wear the Iron Floating Slaughter, everyone in this world hates the Iron Floating Slaughter.

He carried the jar in his hand, ready to solve the tuba.

How to solve the internal urgency safely and conveniently on the Titan is also a problem worth exploring, as long as it is a normal person, you have to eat, drink and Lazar - Liu Peijia has also heard that some prosthetic people can almost drink gasoline with a high degree of transformation, and they don't know whether to say that they are dead or scrapped when they die, but Liu Peijia is a natural person with a full beard and a full tail, and it is natural that the fart is radish-flavored.

The gravity on Titan is only one-seventh of that of the earth, which is very troublesome, because the human excretion and digestive system took millions of years to evolve in the environment of 1 G, if you count the ancestors of cervical vertebrates, then this time can be pushed forward for a few hundred million years, and it has only been more than two hundred years since humans set foot in space, and the intestines and anal sphincter have not had time to adapt to the microgravity environment, so the small intestine and large intestine and rectum are still peristalsis and squeezed and excreted like in the past million years. Drain the poop comfortably into a weightless environment – and kill a boatload of people.

In order to prevent urine from soaring too far like a water gun when peeing, the toilet at Cassini Station uses a negative pressure collection toilet, as well as a disposable solid liquid collector, which is used as a vacuum cleaner and a funnel, and the negative pressure is quite powerful to ensure that the funnel can be tightly attached to the skin without leakage - the stool collector is simpler and rougher, the principle is the same, the toilet is an oversized funnel, with a stronger negative pressure to press your butt tightly on the toilet, it is called a "forced toilet", also known as a "gluttonous mouth" or " "Nanhai Guixu", which means that you can't stand up if the toilet doesn't loosen its mouth.

Gravity is not enough to suction to make up.

It is simply a blessing for constipation patients.

Unfortunately, all the toilets at Cassini Station are on the second floor, and the elevators and stairs are all sealed and cannot be accessed.

So Liu Peijia could only find a jar for emergency.

He found a warehouse that was not sealed, entered the door and closed the door, and then applied the bottom of the jar to the floor with some glue, and there was no light in the room, and as soon as the door was closed, the light immediately dimmed.

Liu Peijia stared at the jar that was lonely and glued to the floor, it was now the savior of mankind, Liu Peijia felt like a driver who was stuck on the highway for dozens of hours and couldn't move, and his life was given by a bottle of mineral water.

The jar itself cannot be caught by the floor, so it can only be fixed with glue so as not to be knocked over.

It's unimaginable.

In the process of release, it was even more unimaginable.

Liu Peijia took off his pants, sat on the jar carefully, aimed at it to ensure that it would not leak out, and then sank into the dantian, and with a series of farts sounds, the stool stored in the large intestine in the past dozens of hours finally gushed out - "Hum ahh

Poop,.

You are just a passerby in life, why bother and refuse to leave?

The temperature in the room was very low, Liu Peijia inhaled the cold air and exhaled the white mist, as if it was a large size outdoors in the northeast in winter, and the whole body was warm, only the buttocks were very cold.

Ass, ass.

You suffered.

Liu Peijia sat on the jar and thought about life.

He Liu Peijia is almost forty years old, and he still has a day of sitting on the jar and.

Why do humans sit on jars and?

Why does the thinker sit on a stone and not on a toilet?

Obviously, human beings only think about life when they sit on the toilet.

If Liu Peijia were a sculptor like Rodin, he would have created a thinker sitting on a jar, a cylindrical jar between the powerful muscles of the human buttocks and the earth, which is the connection between the two great components, and this jar will be endowed with supreme meaning - it will be the base of human civilization, the carrier of human wisdom, the foundation of human history, the pillar of human thought, it will be a great jar!

Ah, the jar!

Jar!

You saved my life!

You give me food, but I make you eat.

Ah, jar, this is a hymn dedicated to you...... Liu Peijia suddenly remembered that he without paper.

This was a sudden shock, and the stool was clipped.

Liu Peijia was dumbfounded, and began to think about another question in silence, how can I get others to send paper to me, and it can't cause the result of social death, those big men in the group are all big mouths, they know the whole universe, if they let those bastards know that they without paper, they can laugh at themselves for ten years.

How many years of he had, he sat up and sat all the way, and there was no paper.

Toilet paper is a thing that has long been phased out.

But at Titan's Cassini station, which is starved of supplies, paper is still needed to.

Liu Peijia was careless, he ignored this small detail.

What to do? Is it shouting here? But there was such a long distance from the warehouse to the P3 lab, and the lab was so well insulated, they couldn't hear it.

Do you pout your ass and knock on the door of the lab?

Liu Peijia weighed left and right, looking around, hoping to find something emergency in the warehouse, but unfortunately there was not even a rag here, only a metal shelf and steel plate with unknown function, unless Liu Peijia could wipe his ass with a steel plate, he could only ask for help: "Old history——! Boss Zhuo——! Dai Yue ——! I didn't bring any paper——! Help——! ”

The shouting was terrible.

Unfortunately, no one heard it, and most of the others were listening intently to the radio signal at the moment, who would care about a person who went out to poop? Liu Peijia is not Jin Jinggong, such a big person can still fall into the pit and drown, Liu Peijia shouted at the top of his voice, and no one paid attention to him when he was tired.

Liu Peijia sat on the jar for a long time, so long that the jar stuck to his buttocks.

It's not a way to drag it out like this, just when he closed his eyes and heart, holding the attitude that it was a big deal to be a social death, and was about to pout his ass and knock on the door to ask for paper, there was a sudden sound of "click" footsteps in the corridor outside the door.

From far to near, you will soon pass in front of the warehouse.

Liu Peijia raised his head suddenly.

Finally someone came, probably the others saw that he had been gone for too long, so to see the situation, worried that he had really fallen into the pit and drowned.

"Is there anyone outside the door?" Liu Peijia shouted in surprise, "Is there anyone outside the door?" Who's out there? Old history? Dai Yue? Boss Zhuo? Or Xiao Zi and Mu Mu? Could you please help me bring the wrapping paper? I didn't bring paper ......."

The footsteps stopped abruptly, and the people outside the door stopped, but did not say a word.

Liu Peijia shouted again: "Hey? Is anyone there? Could you please help me bring the wrapping paper? ”

Through the frosted glass on the door, Liu Peijia saw the black figure standing motionless in front of the door.