Chapter Fifty-Eight: Troll Computers
Following.
Liang Jing and Jiang Zi got up early in the morning, Wan Kai prepared breakfast for them, the chef's special version of love fried eggs, and everyone who ate it was immune to poison.
"It's a long way to go today, and we have to go around in a big circle, and we have to make a total of 10 holes." Liang Jing pinched the fork in his hand and poked the map in front of the table, "It will take about eight hours, let's go out later, and we may not be able to come back until the evening." ”
"It's fine." The chef sat on the sidelines eating and drinking, "I have prepared something delicious for you, and you can take it with you on the road." ”
"What have you prepared?" Jiang Zi asked, "Don't be your love fried egg again." ”
Liang Jing glanced at the fried eggs on the plate, and didn't know if it was the equipment in the kitchen that was out of order, or if the chef was experimenting with some dark cuisine, and the eggs smelled of stinky tofu.
"Nope." The chef replied, "Lunch is fried with eggs." ”
Jiang Zi and Liang Jing carefully studied today's travel plan, Dabai gave a weather forecast report, it said that there will be a southeast wind of seven to seventeen today, the outdoor temperature is between minus 150 degrees Celsius and minus 180 degrees Celsius, and there will be light to moderate snow, the main component is butane, travel needs to be prepared for non-skid on the ground, it is recommended that people at work wear more clothes.
Wan Kai looked out through the porthole, and today's weather was obviously not as good as yesterday, the brightness was very low, and the fog was thick.
"Levels seven to seventeen?" Jiang Zi asked casually, "Your range is a little bigger." ”
"In the current state of technology, I can only go so far, unless you have a way to contact the meteorological satellites in orbit." Dabai said.
"How do you look like you're short-sighted? Without glasses, not only are I blind, but I am also deaf in my ears. Jiang Zi put down the dishes and chopsticks, "Do you know how tenacious your ancestors are?" They have been sent all the way to such a long place, isolated, there are no satellites, no unmanned vehicles, nothing, if something goes wrong, you can only find a way to solve it yourself, you go and ask them, where do the meteorological satellites come from? ”
"Then I suggest you consult them the next time you have a problem."
"Yo, do you dare to talk back? It's a long way coming. Jiang Zi frowned, he turned his head to look at Liang Jing and Wan Kai, "This broken robot is becoming more and more disobedient, and it won't be used for three days." ”
"Doesn't it always be like this?" "If you scold an AI, there is no doubt that you will not be able to scold it, because you can only speak Chinese and English at most, but it can speak Chinese, English, French, Japanese, Korean, Russian, Spanish, Turkish, Albanian, and it can scold you three hundred times in one hundred and fifty languages in the time you scold it." ”
Never scold a repeater, because you can't scold a repeater.
If you want to scold Dabai, you can only bring another AI, let it scold Dabai, it is conceivable that the decisive battle between artificial intelligence and artificial intelligence will definitely not use human language such an inefficient way of communication, swords and swords are all in the coaxial optical cable and radio waves, as long as 0.01 second, the world's most powerful troll computer will be born.
At this time, you can name it "Shotgun No. 1", install a super-high-power radio telescope launch array, turn on full power, and then you can make round-the-clock greetings and greetings to the genealogy of all cosmic creatures - to be honest, it doesn't matter what is emitted when using radio to explore life in outer space, aliens can't understand it anyway, and the result of polite diplomatic rhetoric and repeated grass and mud horses is the same, that is, there is no result.
Wan Kai knew that there were so many civil organizations, they firmly believed that there was a high intelligent civilization in HD85512b in the constellation Sail, and that the planet was thirty-six light-years away from the Earth, so these people set up super giant radio antenna arrays on the moon and Mars, and sent greetings to the planet day and night, the greeting content was stinky and long and illogical, as if the White House spokesman was sitting under the antenna, and Chef was quite disdainful of this, he felt that it was better to send a Fuck you over.
Liang Jing enlarged and rotated the map in his hand, and slowly slid his index finger down the predetermined drilling path to mark the line in red.
"The underground pressure in this area is not clear for the time being." Liang Jing drew a circle, "Dabai, if I fight like this directly, will there be a blowout?" ”
"It's unlikely." "If the pressure reaches the threshold, the ice will be the first to collapse, and the borehole will be completely blocked. ”
"But you still have to plan ahead." Jiang Zi said, "Is there a complete evacuation plan?" ”
"Yes."
"How long does it take to get from the drill site to Cassini station?" Jiang Zi asked.
"Thirty minutes."
Jiang Zi estimated in his heart that the shortest evacuation time is extremely important when moving outside the cabin, once the weather changes suddenly, such as hearing the banshee howling, everyone must leave and return to a safe area at this time, and the only safe area on the entire Titan is inside Cassini Station, one more minute or one minute less can decide life and death.
As a security officer, he had to prepare for the worst in everything.
"Thirty minutes is still a bit long." Jiang Zi said, "If we encounter a howling, we will definitely not have time to return to the station, and there is a lot of risk." ”
"I'm afraid we'll have to take that risk." Liang Jing raised his head and looked directly into Jiang Zi's eyes, "Stationmaster." ”
"Okay, then do it." Jiang Zi was silent for a long time and got up, "Tiefutu and the walking car are ready, it's time for us to go, chef, you continue to stay, the current time is half past seven in the morning, and we can come back before eight o'clock this evening at the latest." ”
Liang Jing got up, the two left the hall, and the chef sent them downstairs.
"You shouldn't have gone out in this kind of weather today."
The chef followed behind the two of them and said more.
"No way." Liang Jing turned his head, "This kind of work is always accompanied by risks, no one can avoid this, firefighters don't rush into the fire, who else can get on?" ”
Wan Kai helped them put on the iron float in front of the airlock room, and the two of them dressed neatly step by step, and finally put on their helmets and turned on the power.
"Before eight o'clock tonight, I'll make dinner and wait for you to come back." Chef patted them on the shoulder, "But I want to ask more, don't talk about my crow's mouth, if you don't come back on time, what is the rescue plan?" ”
Jiang Zi and Liang Jing glanced at each other.
"As usual, Dabai has a rescue plan, it will send an unmanned pedestrian vehicle to rescue, you don't have to worry."
"What if Dabai fails?"
"If even Dabai fails, then give up the rescue." Jiang Zi was very dry, "Chef, I'll trouble you to write a report when the time comes." ”