Quietly living in his lair, fearless of wind and rain, thunder and lightning, the years are not the same, it is very comfortable.

There is only big in the eyes of mortals, so they can't see through it. Although the ants are also a little small, they trust their eyes too much, so they can only travel thousands of kilometers a day, and they all dodge and dodge when they encounter humans and animals.

Lying on my granular warm bed, which was carefully built with the infinite way of heaven and earth, I was recharging my batteries while thinking about the blueprint of the construction of the Jilong Mountain Soul Harvesting Altar.

If I were to take the Bagua as an outline, I would probably be discovered by some monks in the big eastern countries (although I would have built it very small). If the external structure is in the form of a plant, he is worried that he will be brought to his house by the suppers who pretend to love nature. It can't be made of jade, gold and stone, and the good citizens of the ancient civilization of the East will give it a thorough look, even if it escapes the clutches of the devil, the next Asura invasion, the demon is rampant, and it is estimated that it will not be able to protect it at all.

If it is built on top of the Buddha statue, it is estimated that it will be discovered by the teacher; If you are still alive on the city wall, I am afraid that you will be destroyed by human artillery fire in the subsequent war.......

I thought about it, but I couldn't figure it out.

Forget it, let's charge up the electricity and discuss it with the Holy Spirit.

I made up my mind and didn't think much about it.

Ten minutes later I was charged and was about to go out when I heard someone coming upstairs.

It's Big Mom. She pushed open the office door and walked over to call for Yuyan.

"Rain and smoke, my son! Don't feel bad. It's not you who bullied, you are a child, why are you so angry? You don't look at what time it is, these foreigners are all gods! The people in the presidential palace and the prime minister's yamen dare not offend them, how dare we offend others! In this world, those who are willing to fight and hold grievances are all dead, and none of them have a good end in the end. Look at the Qing Empire, that Cixi Lafayette, isn't he scared to death in front of other people's foreign guns and cannons. Don't be tough, kid. Obedient! In the future, don't do this kind of thankless thing that monks are not anxious and eunuchs are anxious about. When encountering such things, especially the affairs of foreign devils, can't we afford to provoke and hide? Get up and get something to eat, you see what the big mom has brought you. Big Mom's eyes were filled with an inexplicable anger, and she pressed hard.

I know that the Eastern civilization will definitely lose in this competition. It's time to give it a sign of rebirth, otherwise these civilized people are too self-righteous and lawless.

Arrogant and lascivious, the world is declining. Ouch! Cheaper guys in the underworld.

Yuyan stopped sobbing for a short time, and said to Big Mom faintly: "Big Mom, why don't my father dare to avenge me with so many soldiers. What disgusting hairy bearded old man, he almost ...... me! Whining! …… Whining! ”

"Auntie! Don't cry. Crying big mom's heart is messed up. Get up and get something to eat. "Big Mom doesn't know how to comfort her anymore.

"Big Mommy. Why didn't Uncle Wei help me. Usually he is so used to me, but today he doesn't care if I live or die? Yuyan cried louder and louder.

The Holy Spirit and Ink heard it outside, and they all came upstairs.

"Miss. I'll help you get revenge. Good no good? Don't cry, I'm going to cry when I listen downstairs. "Ink eyes, red, green, and green.

Alas, alas! This kid is a lover, don't fall into the devil!

I was worried. The Holy Spirit seemed to have this concern, too, and was looking at me motionlessly. The few people in front of me, she can see me.

I knew it was an opportunity for me and for the ink.

"Ink. I'm a master. I can help you clean up which badass together. But you're going to do me a favor. "I said to the ink.

"What's the busy?" Ink is never polite.

"The idea is that Yuyan will carry the jade around her neck within a year." I said.

I can't tell him it's my flying saucer. This secret can only be known to me and the Holy Spirit. As for rain and smoke and ink, I can fool them with pretending to be gods.

The Holy Spirit seemed to know my mind and laughed wickedly at me.

"Don't tell your master!" I told the Holy Spirit.

"Don't worry, senior brother. I don't want my master to know who I am. The Holy Spirit replied.

I nodded to her in satisfaction.

"Earth dog, what you said is true? If you take such a bad breath for Miss Ben, Miss Ben won't beat you in the future. Don't use that thief-like scoundrel to fool Miss Ben. Otherwise, I will let you live better than death, and get out of my house immediately, including the jade trading house. "Yuyan begging people is such a ruthless trick.

"Rest assured. I'll get your revenge. It doesn't matter if I beat me or not, can boys compete with you girls? But you have to promise me one more thing. "Ink Road.

"Woohoo! …… You said. I promise you. Whining! ......" Yuyan said while crying.

"You have to make sure you can't take off the jade necklace around your neck within this year." Ink hits the railroad while it's hot.

"Uh-huh! But why? Yuyan stopped crying and asked Ink Dao with sobbing.

"Because you look good with you. Hee-hee! After a year, if you don't want to wear it, give it to me. "Ink doesn't know what to do.

His grandmother's, I didn't teach him to say that! But it's okay, I haven't tried my skills for a long time, and I'll go with him for a while. By the way, you can also find him a suitable magic weapon and teach him a chapter of the introductory tutorial.

The Holy Spirit knew what I meant, and he was silent.

"Ouch! Ink, don't take the young lady to find bad luck! Which are the Western devils, not easy to mess with! You don't know, the previous White Lotus Sect was powerful enough, right? invulnerable, it's not that there are no bones left for others. You two little kids, don't get the adults in trouble anymore. Ink, you are Miss's subordinate, and you are responsible for Miss's safety. Don't dare to make a fool of yourself. How old are you? "Big Mom counted the ink.

It should be said that what she said was not bad at all. But she didn't know that ink was my disciple with the Holy Spirit! Are we going to let him have an accident?

"Auntie! I'm not comforting Miss. You go down first, I'm measured. Ink comforted the eldest mother.

Seeing what Big Mom was going to say, I winked at the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit understood, and took a gentle breath at Big Mom. I saw the eldest mother turn her head angrily and go downstairs.

As he walked, he complained: "What kind of sin did this in my life!" just ran into these two enemies. ”

When the eldest mother went downstairs, I said to Shui Mo: "Apprentice, what you say counts." Act now. There should be a back door here, let the eldest lady take you there. ”

"But the store can't do without me! Let's go again in the evening. "Ink painting is the kind of ordinary Maoshan Taoist priest, who can only catch ghosts.

"It doesn't matter. Ask your mother-in-law to find you a temporary stand-in to help in the store. I said.

When the Holy Spirit heard me say this, he looked around and saw a kitten training its paws in a tree outside the window. So he smiled slightly, and there were words in his mouth.

I saw that the cat suddenly exuded a colorful halo all over its body, "Whoosh! With a thud, he rushed in through the window. On the floor "Meow Meow!" He screamed three times, and suddenly, a person who was exactly the same as Ink came out, and even his speech and tone were the same.

Yuyan was dumbfounded, and he couldn't speak when he opened his mouth wide.

I could hear her fear and excitement mingling with a strange "click!" "Ground voice.

"Ink, soothe her. We can't show up yet! Tell her not to be afraid, just say that it was just a magic trick you made for her. I hurriedly said to the ink.

"Sister, my eldest lady. Look at what you're scared of. Where is the stunned feeling that I am so fierce on weekdays? Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! It's just a little magic trick I've done for you. "The ink pretends to be like an adult, and it is an understatement.

Yuyan closed his mouth for a long time. Covering his mouth with his hand, he whispered to Shui Mo: "Earth dog! Oh! Ah, no! Ink, I can't see that you are hiding quite deeply! There is such a ability. I thought you were just comforting me and having fun. ”

"What are you talking about? Miss, I'm not going to lie. "Ink hasn't figured it out yet, and this little master of his has already admired him so much.

"Oops! That's what you just said, help me get revenge. After a while, you will turn a few Uncle Wei Guo out and beat me up with a few curly hairs to relieve my sullenness. Yuyan's eyes lit up, and he said fiercely to the ink.

The eldest lady is the eldest lady, never say never! I sighed.

"Miss, when are we going to find them?" Ink asks the rain flue.

"When? Go right away. I want her to call me Grandma on her knees! Hee-hee-hee! Earth Dogs! Oh no. Ink, you must let them kneel for their sister to admit their mistakes. Yuyan retracted a little domineering and said timidly to the ink.

Looking at Yuyan's inconsistent expression, which was sometimes domineering and sometimes weak, Ink couldn't help but think of the words of a man scolding a woman when the adults quarreled next to the kennel: One will cry and the other will laugh, women are really fickle. Ink couldn't help but have a smile on his face that he had never seen before.

"Are you going to say yes?" Yuyan saw him in a daze and asked.

"Oh! Good good. When are we going. Ink said, immediately reining in the fleeting thought.

"What's good, good. Come with me and I'll take you down the stairs through the back door. You call the other one to help Big Mom. Yuyan said, got up and walked behind the desk.

Then he pulled the drawer open and took out a handful of Browning. He tossed it in his hand, and then said to Shui Mo: "Let's bring my mother's pistol just in case." ”

Ink has seen the 38 big covers on the shoulders of the soldiers, the Czech style fixed on the car, and the shell gun in the hands of the man in black at night, but he has never seen this small and exquisite pistol.

"Tut-tut! Miss, this is a modern version of the Dragon Slayer Sword! Will Auntie come back and scold us? Ink said cautiously.

"Are you really a dirt dog? What kind of dragon slayer sword leans on the heavenly sword? The knife that kills chickens! It's a pistol. Browning, the world's most advanced women's pistol. At present, in our Republic of China, few people have this kind of pistol. I've seen very little. Don't worry, my mom doesn't like dancing knives and guns, and she can't look at this thing a few times a year. We'll quietly put it back when we're done and she won't know. "Yuyan gave ink a reassurance.

"Let's go!" Yuyan pulled the ink, opened the back door, and went down lightly from the carved ancient wooden staircase.

I followed the Holy Spirit all the way.

"What a knife!" The Holy Spirit looked at me and laughed wickedly.