According to traditional customs, the second and third days of the Lunar New Year should go to relatives and friends.

Since there are relatives and friends, then there exists, who stays in the village? Who goes out to visit relatives? Therefore, everyone has formed an unwritten rule——— some villages entertain relatives on the second day of the Lunar New Year, and some villages entertain relatives on the third day of the Lunar New Year...... Although this kind of place is far away from the original place of residence, there is still the custom of visiting relatives and friends, because after all, everyone is together......

Of course, there are also a group of people who will come to this planet from the planet and date with people from this planet, but there are still relatively few people who are dated, because this planet is not very developed, so some alien people come relatively rarely...... But that doesn't mean there aren't aliens......

Needless to say, the two of Higashino and the squad leader will definitely come. But today, it's all rare visitors!

How sparse is the guest? Is it royalty?

Definitely! This royal family and the royal family are not unusual——— members of the royal family are seen on the evening news every day, and it is not surprising that they come to visit. Their family can see ——— area in Izumo City, the PE Kingdom, where the Prime Minister's wife is responsible for delivering the courier, and she doesn't see her head when she looks up, and she is not a rare guest. There are hundreds of millions of people in the galactic royal family, and almost every planet in the galactic region has a prince. The family is big, and the nobles are by their side. In the federal region of our People's Empire, there must be descendants of the Galactic people who will intermarry with the locals, and there must be some Galactic people who are also the noble princes of the Galaxy...... Far away, far away...... All in all, neither the people of the royal family nor the people of the royal family are uncommon (in our area of the People's Empire, the royal family and the royal family are not the same concept——— members of the royal family include the entire people who work in the palace, and generally refer to the political personnel who work in the palace, as well as other small political personnel who work for these political personnel...... And the royal family refers to the king, as well as the emperor's relatives, this big family)...... And this time, our rare guest is our in-laws of the Nagano family...... Get a feel for it......

Nagano is a very ordinary family, but our sisters' families are very extraordinary——— since everyone is very capable, then everyone's family is even more capable...... Taste it carefully

Because we are also part of this foreign population, there are not many relatives who come to visit our Nagano family, but if we have enough time, people from other villages will visit our Nagano family...... Therefore, the origin of relatives of the Nagano family can only be outer space

Of course, I haven't seen my children for more than a year, so parents are also more worried, although now I can more or less hear that they are married, but as parents, children are still children, so they must go to their in-laws' house to have a look

"It's been more than a year...... "Hoshiya Nagano's father said, "I wonder how my baby is doing in Nagano?" I went directly to propose marriage, and my son-in-law should not treat my baby badly or abuse my cub...... But I have to go over there to have a look, and it can be regarded as a check by the superiors...... At least I gave the bride price very well......"

"Anyway, why hasn't my baby come to the Heavenly Palace for so long? …… I went out and fought with the big brother in the Netherworld and never came back, I don't know if I was killed...... "The Jade Emperor said: "Our Heavenly Palace and the Netherworld really belong to the generational hatred...... It's like heaven and hell...... Most of us here regard the Netherworld as the 18th Layer of Hell......"

The Emperor Taishang was silent for a while, and then said, "I'd better go find a place to take a look!" The affairs of this palace will be handed over to the Politburo first...... In other words, do we need politics in Heavenly Court? We've been very good at maintaining morality alone...... What is the Politburo? What a cliché this is, forget it, let's not talk about this first, let's ...... No, no, I went to the world first to see how my baby was doing? ”

Miko Yan's father also wanted to go to the world to see his child...... So I prepared my belongings early to visit my in-laws......

In our world, men do a lot of things, but women also play an important role in their aspects...... Half of the world is divided......

Everyone thought of going to Nagano's house to see it...... So at this time, so this time is not only to come to see your own children, but also most likely a martial arts competition......

On this morning, a loud bang pierced the quiet morning, and a battleship fell in the backyard of our Nagano family——— this battleship is still relatively small, so it did not cause much damage, but there is already a deep crater in the ground, and within 20 meters of this pit, not a single grass grows

The patrol team rushed over to determine the scene and then the number of casualties (these are standard)

"There is no need to determine the number of casualties, just me!" Hoshiya Nagano's father said, "I fought with the army around here when I came in just now...... This is really too weak...... Not the slightest bit challenging...... I really want to find this place, the best strategists to despise it......"

"I haven't seen it, but I've heard that this brother is very tall and strong, and if he fights the general ......with his bare hands, he will probably use his mantis arm as a ......."

"Joke joke ......" Nagano Hoshiya's father said, "Our militaristic country is invincible all over the world......"

"Who the hell wants to fight me?" A strong figure came out in front of everyone——— this is the planetary general of our People's Empire Kingdom, Brother Long ——— Elephant of the Galactic Military and Political Department

"I've finally caught up with the hero who hurt our warship...... "I'm really impressed by this method!" said Alphaphant. It is possible to destroy our warships without harming a single soldier...... This is a big question...... According to the laws of our country, this is a naked declaration of war...... I'm going to spend ten minutes now investigating your motive for the crime...... Let's talk about things...... What about the investigation team? ”

"We're here ......" A few people flashed out from behind: "General, this kind of matter is very serious, we will definitely be able to solve this matter clearly......"

"Solve it as soon as possible, I guess this friend ...... Maybe there are some relatives? Visit ...... here Don't delay others with this kind of thing......"

The investigation team quickly resolved the matter, and it took no more than 20 minutes......

If you meet a more elegant general, this matter can be passed well,...... That's it, a little money is over...... However, Nagano Hoshiya's father was met by a very hot-tempered general...... So a game between the flesh is essential......

The investigation team prepared a report and determined that the warship was damaged because of the fighting...... Alphaphant took the report and immediately burned it with a lighter

"Big brother ......," an investigator said, "why don't you report this matter to the unit?" Does the eldest brother have to deal with it himself? ”

"We still have to keep a strict record of this kind of thing...... However, I think this matter is relatively small, but I am still very unhappy about our hero who dares to challenge authority...... I just heard that this hero wants to compete with me...... That's great, I'll be with you to the end! This brother, let's despise it on the spot, and meet our friends with martial arts......"

"Please advise me......," said Hoshimasa Nagano's father, "so what kind of martial arts method do we use?" ”

"It's simple...... said Elliphant, "you must be a man in the army too...... And you should be in a similar position to mine...... So let's compare these things simply——— shooting, throwing ammunition, drag racing, firing guns...... Flying Racing ...... Video game...... Of course, in the last match, I'm going to have a power contest ——— wrestling with you between men! ”

"It seems to be very simple...... I'm here to the end! I'd love to make you a friend! Very righteous! ”

"Good!" "I also asked my friends from the security station to prepare these materials...... I seldom have a decent fight with soldiers outside the borough...... Basically, we have all talked to the famous generals in the administrative district, and the soldiers outside the administrative district...... Especially a general like a brother, who has a relatively high rank...... I'm really rare...... I'll just tell you straight: I have to crush you here today......"

"You can't say that, brother......" said Hoshimasa Nagano's father, "As a soldier, speak peacefully...... We are in a peaceful contest...... Don't speak with the smell of war ......"

"It's true that I'm a person who doesn't speak very well......," said Elphant, "and it must be that we are in a different military culture...... When you have time, continue to communicate...... Now let's finish the game between us! After the game, you'll be my best friend...... Although we can't meet each other for anything, we can chat online! ”

"Good, very good!"

Thus, a grand competition began......

Because local resources are limited, there are only old-fashioned weapons, but old-fashioned weapons are sufficient

The director of the security office volunteered to be a referee: "Each person has ten rounds of bullets for sniper rifles, 50 rounds for submachine guns, and 1,000 rounds of ammunition for machine guns...... 1 submachine gun, sport shooting target, 30 passes...... A sniper rifle that hits eight targets and passes, regardless of means...... An ordinary machine gun, in order to save time, suppress the enemy for ten minutes to pass, 30 minutes full score...... Let's get started! ”

The two of them quickly finished the gun and bullet shooting activities, and when they arrived, the machine gun shooting session was relatively demanding

Because this machine gun firing session requires a lot of moving targets, it is necessary to have a very good system to maneuver this moving target. Intelligent systems are needed, but where do you get them? Is it to be dismantled from the top of the plane?

Of course not, according to national standards, a village must have a supercomputer at all costs——— of course, this supercomputer is not very large——— the size of a refrigerator with double doors is enough...... So this kind of simulation system still has to come out of our supercomputer

Anyway, what is the competition between the two shooting people in front of?

In terms of shooting accuracy, Elephant is definitely not as good as Nagano Seiya's father, but in terms of speed, Elephant is superior——— not saying that he can only use a gun to attack the enemy, so as long as there is something on his hand, it can be turned into a weapon, which greatly improves the attack efficiency, plus he is a strong person, as long as it is this object, if it is thrown out with a little weight, it is all fatal

In this shootout shooting competition, the two were tied

"Now, please take ten grenades each...... Forget it, let's take ten stones for one person! Let's race, who throws the grenade far? ”

"There's nothing wrong with that...... "The two of them said in unison, "Let's go!" ”

The two of them quickly finished throwing the stones, and Elliphant obviously threw very far——— averaging more than 300 meters, while Nagano Hoshiya's father averaged about 150 meters

"I protest!" Hoshimasa Nagano's father said, "I asked this brother to stand at the same level as me and throw it together, he is taller than me, it's not fair......"

"Even if I'm on the same height as you, I'll throw farther than you!"

"I really don't believe in evil anymore!"

"Throw it again and lose nothing ......"

"!"

The director finally adjusted the height, and the two threw it again, but Aliphant still threw him a lot

"I sincerely admire it!" Said Hoshiya Nagano's father

Next up is the tank race

"Ask two people to drive a tank and run around this area for ten laps...... The total length of this area is five kilometers, and it takes ten laps, which is 50 kilometers...... Everyone's vehicles are exactly the same, and the performance is the same...... Now let's get started! ”

"Okay!"

"Wait a minute, I'll add another ......" said the director, "After you have run ten laps, I have sent someone to set a goal in the distance, please blast this target away after running ten laps, and then the matter of firing is over......

"Okay, okay!"

Alphaphant took two bottles of red wine and handed one of them to Hoshiya Nagano's father: "Take one and keep it in the car...... I don't want you to lose to me......"

"I'm sorry...... "Hoshiya Nagano's father said, "Drinking is not allowed in war!" ”

"I mean, just in case you need ......," said Elliphant, "and I think of a certain amount of time, and you're going to drink it...... There's a good chance I'll drink ......."

"There seems to be some truth to that......"

"!"

The two got into the tank and started the car quickly, the tank rolled up a thick layer of dust behind it, and the two villagers quickly brought in a sprinkler truck from the fire station to remove the dust...... However, the dust removal work of the villagers is not very smooth——— almost became a mud bodhisattva, although the local is a deciduous broad-leaved forest, and the area of the grassland is also very large, but there is a small desert not far from here, so the dust is still relatively large

After two cannon shots, the two drove their tanks and reported to the director: "This subject has been completed!" ”

A patrol team went to check the target point——— hit it very accurately, and two timekeepers checked the watch: "Both cars are overloaded, you think they are both the same factory, the engines produced on the same day, this is overloaded, so everyone's load rate is the same...... So there's no difference in racing, but we think the difference is very big——— this alien friend takes three seconds longer than the general......"

"That is, there is a gap in physical strength...... "I decided to experiment...... Please compare this alien friend with me for the time of firing, and I'll be sure......"

"Do you want to fire another shot? What kind of cannon to fire? ”

"I have prepared two Type 92 infantry guns at the entrance of the village——— this kind of thing is an old cannon...... I think we should all be able to fire this kind of cannon, a shell, the same depends on the time, this angle or something is right, that is, it is more than the time to reload and fire the cannon...... Determine the level ......"

"It's just a matter of time, so ......"

The director compared with him, and the two of them each fired ten shots, and the time gap between everyone was about 0.1 seconds, and the average time of everyone was surprisingly similar——— it seemed to be at the average level (because in the entire administrative region, the proportion of tall people is indeed not very large, so according to the corresponding unified standards for tall people, shorten the time appropriately)

So these two games (driving and firing) the general won

Below is the video game

Because Nagano Xingya's father was not good at playing games, he asked one of the patrol team to teach him first, and it took ten minutes to finally learn

So the two began a ten-minute match (killing each other in ten minutes), and finally at two minutes and 30 seconds, both planes were killed (Ariphant's violent blockage).

"The general scores 90 points...... "It stands to reason that this video game only has zero points and 100 points, so why does it have 90 points?" It's because although this operation can kill the enemy, this operation is 100% damage, that is, you can't come back if you go...... I remember that a long, long time ago there was a team called kamikaze, which sealed the hatch with 200 kilograms of explosives and crashed into the aircraft carrier...... Although this can cause serious damage to the ship, for the individual, one is 100% damage...... So we don't advocate that...... Although it can be like this in the game, but we are a real game, so we have to deduct ten ...... You don't have any opinions, right? ”

"I have no opinion...... "I will consider this situation......"

"Then let's play the last game...... "The last game, what is it called?" That's right, it's a contest between men——— a wrestling match......"

"Then I'll prepare!"

"The professional wrestling arena has a ...... inside the gymnasium Let's go there, let's go heat up the heat...... Ask the three brothers to go to the gymnasium and heat up the radiators first......"

"Okay, good ......"

"By the way, I remember one thing......"

"Please ......"

"By the way, how much wine did you two drink?"

"I'm definitely going to drink! After drinking, people are bold! Dare to drive fast! The general said

"So what?"

"So I finished drinking......"

"And this gentleman, have you finished drinking your red wine?"

"I have a bottle of red wine and a bottle ......of white wine," said Nagano Hoshiya's father, "This military talent of yours here is really fierce, I have to find him, that feeling can overcome him!" However, this tank also has its own design flaws, and it cannot be infinitely accelerated, so the two of us are tied in this race...... Anyway, is there anything sobering? I'm very confused right now......"

"I happen to have ...... here. I like to drink a lot, so it's easy to drink too much every time I drink, and bad things often happen when I drink too much, so I often take this sobering medicine with me...... Uh, let's eat it quickly......"

"Okay, good ,......"

"Second brother, the venue has been heated up and you can compete!"

"Okay, thanks brothers!" The director said, "Please move to the gymnasium......

When everyone arrived at the gymnasium, a few villagers with good things also followed——— because it was indeed rare to be able to see sports competitions during the New Year's holiday...... So everyone who likes to do some sports will go for a spin...... So the audience in this small stadium must be indispensable

Because the temperature in the room is very good, so you don't need to wear very thick clothes, just wear a pair of shorts——— of course, both of them are muscular hunks, wearing a pair of shorts can better reflect their figures———— of course, there is no need to apply such old-fashioned things as olive oil

"You know all the rules of wrestling, right?"

"Of course, I don't really like wrestling, but I've competed in some competitions......"

"Me too, it's been a long time since I've played sports like this...... It's just so that let's communicate with each other with martial arts......"

"I'll be with you to the end!"

"Without further ado, let's get started!"

"Good!"

"We are a best-of-three ......," said the director, "Although there is a gap in the size of the two, no one cares if there is a difference in your size on the battlefield, so everyone follows the same standard to get ......."

"I really like the challenge......"

"Let's get started! The first game begins! ”

Although the villagers have more or less heard of our Brother Long, they have not seen it after all, and they belong to the kind of people who don't know us, and they don't know us as an alien visitor——— so everyone cheers indiscriminately

"Steady, steady!"

"Suppress, suppress!"

"Attention to the center, attention to the center!"

"Be sure to stand still and be careful not to fall!"

"Attention, attention! Fast! Push harder, fall over! ”

"Good!"

"1 to 0"

"2 to 0"

"3 to 0"

"Elephant wins!"

"Good!"

The audience erupted in enthusiastic cheers, but Nagano Xingya's father collapsed on the ground tiredly: "This person is really too strong!" Good for boxing...... This kind of physique really resembles the ancient Greek heavy infantry...... I tried a lot of things, but I still failed......"

Elephant helped him up: "Brother, what's the matter? Will you come back to me in a few months? ”

"Gotta find! You're not an idle person! Hoshimasa Nagano's father said, "You are also a talent!" What rank are you from? (Position)"

"Hanwei is the first dragon in the market, the second knife of the iron-blooded core, the certification of the famous general is from me, and the old driver who goes to the sky and the sea (I was originally a gangster in the market, and now I am the number one leader of the entire People's Empire Federation (the two knives here are relative to the military and political department of the galaxy) The qualifications of many excellent generals are all assessed by me and my professional team. I have experienced all kinds of battles in the sky and into the sea, and I have more experience) What rank is my brother? ”

"I can't imagine that my brother is so elegant, and I sincerely admire him!" Hoshiya Nagano's father said: "My rank ——— invincible opponents all over the world, like thunder, and I am terrified...... Inflation and other stars belong to me, and I don't have to buy inflationary commercial houses (the great troops I led are invincible all over the world, and the people around me are afraid of me, as long as I want to go out to fight, basically no, I can't beat the planet, if our home is inflationary, then the real estate of the nearby planet, you don't want to buy it (simply put, it is all bought by him))"

"Let's take a step to speak...... Alphaphant helped him to the chair next to him, "and there is something dangerous about it...... It must have a lot to do with your surroundings...... I think it's better to say less about this sentence in the universe...... Because after all, we haven't reached that ability, how do you think our army here and our command staff compare to the average level in the universe? ”

"You should belong to the foreign ......population," he said, "I really don't know about the foreign population, but I have more or less watched some battle videos sent by my baby, and your army here is full of wolf nature...... We have a lot of things to do with you and ......"

"That's right......," Alphaphant said, "It's been a long time since I've communicated with other cosmic generals out there, and I think I'll find a time to hold an arms race, and a competition for our commanders and fighters...... The exchange between the two of us is just the beginning, and I hope that there will be more and more such exchanges in the future...... We can talk to each other when we have time, and we can go to my neighborhood and have a drink or two......"

"Definitely come, definitely come!"

"Anyway, my brother is here to visit relatives? Which one are you looking for? At this time, I think that most of the villagers in our village are here, and I believe that everyone will be able to help my brother......"

"I'm looking for a Nagano ......"

"Nagano, whose surname is Nagano?"

"I am!" Izumo Nagano said, "May I ask your gentleman's business?" ”

"Oh, it's ...... in-laws"

"You ......"

"I'm Eurie See's father——— Heaven ...... Destroy"

"Speaking of Mr. Nishiten-annihilation......" said Izumo Nagano, "Yuri Ellie Nishi...... I haven't heard the name...... Who is it? Could it be a mistake? ”

"I'm not mistaken...... Is her husband's name Tsuneshi Nagano? ”

"Yes, yes! Indeed, my son already has a wife...... I don't know, which one is the gentleman talking about? According to this demeanor of the gentleman...... That must have been the father of Hoshiya Nagano......"

"By the way, how many wives does your son have? I'm only four, right? ”

"yes, that's right...... My son has four wives......"

"Ah......h

"Anyway, didn't my in-laws already know that my son has four wives......"

"That's right...... I think the other three in-laws will come too, right? ”

"That's a must! After all, this is the time to visit relatives...... Anyway, you parents and children have been out there for more than a year, and you don't take a look......"

"I don't think there's really much ...... need," Xi Tianxuan said: "Our Xi family, all generations are soldiers, all generals, we may be destined from birth to our lifelong career as a horseman, destined to always be accompanied by flesh and blood......"

"Very good military ...... indeed"

"Could it be that my in-laws have also joined the army?"

"That was many years ago...... I worked in the army for three years......"

"There are some things about the army, I think I can communicate with my friend and us, the development of this army still needs exchanges, although the army has national borders, but the corresponding academic exchanges have no national borders...... And my militarism needs such an exchange——— not the people have the army, but the army has a planet...... This is our rule of life...... It is estimated that the strong man is going to say this sentence again, which is very unpeaceful...... Very inflated......"

"But it doesn't seem like what we're talking about is very peaceful...... When we stick to the bottom line, we must value harmony...... After all, we can't be long-lasting, and sooner or later we will be fathers on the battlefield, and sooner or later we will be grandfathers......"

"That's right...... I really want to hold my grandson in two years......"

"Anyway, I also want to hold my grandson as soon as possible, so it depends on whether my son and daughter-in-law can give it or not?"

"Don't talk about this ......" Xitian Xuan said: "I see that there are two immortal people in this gymnasium, one of them is wearing a black dragon robe, I guess this person should be in the underworld...... I feel like I feel cold ......"

"That's right......," said Izumo Nagano, "and the other guy in a yellow robe feels very blessed, and it feels ......like I'll win tomorrow if I buy a lottery ticket."

"That's right, but I don't know much about ghosts and gods...... If we militarists believe in ghosts and gods, it is impossible to be so strong......"

"That's right...... Our world is materialistic, and it is not possible to rely on a few ghosts and gods to support our world, but there are ghosts and gods in our family, except for your daughter who is a human, the remaining three are all ghosts and gods——— a Yama Lord, a Jade Emperor, and a lonely ghost...... Of course, we really ...... It's hard to say too much...... My family turned out to be just a daughter and a son. Since my first daughter-in-law, I entered the house, I now have a son, four daughters-in-law, two...... No, it's not right, it's three daughters......."

"It's really a big family...... "Xi Tianxuan smiled and said, "Let's make a bet between the two of us...... I bet these two people must have come to you, the bet is a bottle of red wine, if I say, I drink this bottle of red wine, if you lose, you drink this bottle of red wine......"

"I'm sorry, gambling is very harmful......"

"Forget it......"

After a while, I heard these two people asking other villagers about the news: "By the way, is Nagano from our village?" ”

"We do have a Nagano family in our village...... He is an alien population...... I think if it's a relative, it's from an alien ...... I think the two of them are extraordinary...... It should be an accomplished person......"

......The man in the yellow dragon robe said to the man in the black dragon robe, "There is only one household in Nagano here, which one are you looking for?" I don't want the Nagano we're looking for to be a single household."

"Then who is your daughter's husband?" The man in the black dragon robe said: "I'll squat in the pit first——— I'll be honest, I really can't look down on the people in your Heavenly Palace...... My daughter's husband is, that is, my son-in-law, and his name is Tsuneshi Nagano......"

"It's a coincidence!" The man in the yellow dragon robe said, "My daughter's husband is also called Tsuneshi Nagano......"

"What a coincidence, what a coincidence......"

At this time, the style of painting suddenly changed, and the whole world seemed to be frozen......

"Damn, you robbed my son-in-law!"

"Damn, is my son-in-law unclean? Or is your daughter not clean? I think there must be something wrong with your daughter! ”

"You make a sense!"

"I'll just say that the people in your Heavenly Palace are not things, right?"

"Fuck, I bite the thief and shout to catch the thief! Let me tell you, the Bi Ma Wen in our Heavenly Palace is cleaner than you......"

"I'm combining!"

The two scuffled together

"There's something you can't talk about, you have to fight!" Elephant forcibly separated the two: "Harmony is precious...... Anyway, there is no deep hatred, you have just met for the first time, and it is like a hundred years of hatred."

"Brother, you're right!" The man in the black dragon robe said, "The two of us are really generational enemies! ”

"That's right, our two families have been hating each other for generations since before we were born......"

"Looks like there's some story......

But at this time, our two great gods still have to show the demeanor of our great gods——— with the strength of the great gods to crush everything!

"This brother!" Lord Yama said: "I ask you to let go, hurry up, or pull a side frame, I am also happy...... If my brother can pull a bias frame for me, I can ask you to go to the Netherworld to be an official......"

"Brother, what you said is very dangerous...... Please don't try ......"

"It seems that we came prepared...... "The Jade Emperor said, "We are also prepared, let's come to visit our in-laws, is it so difficult?" Anyway, why us? ”

"Is there a problem with this Nagano family, or is there a problem with you?"

"I was careless......"

"Contemporary young people really don't talk about ethics, they focus on talent! I admire it from the bottom of my heart! However, there are indeed fewer earth emperors like this, and it can be regarded as an eye-opener, so let's go back and send the earth emperor to the museum! After all, there are relatively few people like the Earth Emperor......" Some villagers commented: "It's really an eye-opener......"

Or the director will solve the siege: "Don't talk about this kind of thing, everyone has their own way of life, we just have to watch...... This is also a central spirit of ours...... Let's do it at the right time and involve him in the decision-making, but how? What path should I take? It's up to our own people to decide, and we, as outsiders, don't get involved......"

"That's right...... We still have to look forward...... Every family has a difficult scripture to read......"

Under the strong auspices of the general, everyone finally came to the house to eat in a friendly manner (there are so many people who come, and there are many families, so two large round tables are placed in front of the house, just enough for everyone to eat together!). ）

Because they are all people in their own family, so they fried a few home-cooked dishes, although these dishes do not have bright colors, but they are also not inferior to the ——— in the restaurant, but the gap between everyone is not very large, so they are basically home-cooked dishes...... At present, the only famous cuisine in the entire area is Tianfu cuisine...... And each region of Tianfu cuisine has its own characteristics......

"Relatives, eat and drink well!"

"Anyway...... Where have our sons-in-law and our daughters gone? Just three daughters in the in-laws...... Where did the son-in-law and our daughter go? ”

Everyone is really anxious——— because they finally came all the way to visit their relatives, but they couldn't see their son-in-law and their daughter, which is really imperfect!

"Anyway, Yuri Ellie often carries her phone with her, and I make a call...... I think since it's the same bed, it must be all around...... As long as I can get through on the phone, it's all around well......"

Hades and the Jade Emperor nodded: "Indeed, we can't just define it so early!" ”

"Then ask my brother to fight!"

"I'll go up to the rooftop......"

Xitian Annihilation ascended to the rooftop and used our relatively powerful WIFI here to make a call: "Baby......"

"Zhangren......" Nagano Heng answered the phone: "What's the matter with Zhangren?" ”

"Where's Yuri Ellie?"

"Who is Yuri Ellie? I haven't heard of Eurie Ellie......"

"Haven't you seen that identification of your wife?"

"Is there one?" Tsuneshi Nagano said, "I remember it was supposed to be my fourth ...... After smashing our third floor again, it seems that even the flying machine has been disposed of, and then the identity document or anything is unknown, and the account on our place is Nagano Seiya...... I'll have to change the name again at the local hukou office......"

"There are four, and my daughter is in fourth! I combine! Xitian extinguished in his heart, and secretly scolded: "It's late, it's late......"

However, Xi Tianxuan is also a person with a better temper: "Anyway, if the five of you don't come back for dinner, what are you doing outside?" It's already noon......"

"My husband! It's not that we don't want to come back for dinner, it's that we're really in trouble——— my four darlings......"

"Are you pregnant?" Lord Yama and the Jade Emperor came over: "Boy or girl?" ”

"None of the children are pregnant...... Nagano said, "I accompanied the four of them to the hospital...... It doesn't seem like it's possible, it's impossible to go back tonight......"

"What the hell is going on?"

"This thing...... I have to start with the morning...... "Nagano Heng said helplessly, "I just finished surgery on Shimakaze Yutachi...... Anyway, the others have broken bones...... And then there are visceral contusions...... And the most devastating thing is to treat others in their own way......"

"What kind of surgery is this? What do you think? A man who governs others the way he does? Is it so complicated to say that the relationship within the family? ”

"Really, this family relationship has not been managed well for a long time...... I think I can improve it when I have a child! ”

"I think this must be ......" The Jade Emperor was just about to speak, so he immediately took the words back———It turned out to be the general, strolling in front of our Nagano house——— although the first few days of the New Year are family reunions, and then when relatives and friends visit, but why does the general have so much time to come to our Nagano doorstep?

It turned out to be the general's family, and the second day of the first month of the first month of each year was a family gathering, and it was because of this incident that everyone moved the family gathering to the third day of the first month, but before that, Mrs. Artoria had already prepared the corresponding party with her daughter and the people in the family, so it was not too much of a problem to postpone it for a while...... Of course, his uncle the Galactic King will also return, and the King of the Galaxy will also come to Aijiazhuang...... Folks, everyone knows each other. The General's village is also a relatively standard traditional village!

"But then again, why did the three of them get hospitalized again?"

"That's right, it is estimated that there must have been a lot of hospitalizations during this period of time...... I think you should have at least 200 more"

"The uncle guessed very accurately," said Tsuneshi Nagano, "that is, I have lived more than 300 times...... But each time it gets worse than the last...... And this method of harming the body is really when I do surgery, I feel like I'm not a surgeon, I think I'm just a butcher...... No, no, I think I'm a ......."

"I just want to ask, are you doing surgery or slaughtering cows?"

"Because our children's methods are very good, I can also say that I am slaughtering cattle or doing surgery, because there is no difference between this operation and killing pigs...... The only difference is that the pig has to be chopped open after it has been killed, and I have to sew it up after the operation......"

"Was it a C-section?" The Jade Emperor said more: "It seems that the child is quite old......"

"Didn't you hear what your son-in-law said just now?" Lord Yama reproached: "I said that I didn't have a child, I didn't have a child, I didn't have an important thing to have a child, I didn't give birth to a child, I said it 100 times!" ”

"I'm combining!"

"But what the hell is going on, it's so miserable, I didn't even eat at noon!"

"This is because (PCT 5)...... I think it's time to do that, but I don't think it's really good at this time, and that kind of thing still has to be pushed back...... This kind of thing must be done with caution (PCT 25)......"

"Be careful!"

"It's because of the problem of grabbing the quilt at night, and the last two people were filled with resin in their stomachs...... And then the fracture was a large ...... Thanks to Xiaobai's amulet, everyone's body is fixed, and all the bones can be connected......"

"It seems quite tragic......"

"Am I okay with that?" Lord Yama said: "Is this called the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked?" ”

"You're fucking on the beam!"

"Your words are very dangerous!"

"Be careful when you speak, don't tempt danger!"

"Be careful, don't say anything too dangerous, don't touch the bottom line, don't do dangerous things here......"

"Anyway, we should bring some food to the hospital to have a look, how are our children?"

It was because of this time that I went to visit the children in the hospital, and even the iron-blooded man shed tears——— Elliphant secretly followed behind, and when he saw such a scene, he also cried——— although he had experienced so many wars, and had seen so many missing arms and legs...... But he has never shed tears because of this kind of thing——— because it is a war, it is normal to lack a leg without me, but everyone is fighting for the great peaceful liberation, so these times can not be touched by children......

As for why I cried this time, it was because it was already very peaceful, and there was a scene that could only occur in the case of war...... It really chills our generals...... "I was born and died for the country and the people, from a gangster to a general who is very respected by everyone, and I was able to appear in a scene like a war in our jurisdiction, I don't know if I didn't do anything wrong...... I really feel very guilty

Xi Tianxuan is also a very good general, but he cried more because his daughter was so seriously injured......

The tears of Lord Yama and the Jade Emperor are also out of this way......

"Please ......mourn Father's Day," Miko Yan said, "If we die, the professional team will carry us back......"

"Yes, yes, it's a big deal to come back from the West Heaven......"

"Daddy......"

"Anyway, your hearts are really big!" Lord Yama said, "Although the fathers are very concerned about your injuries, they should not treat death as a joke......

"Dad, don't make a fuss!" Yan Yuemiko said: "When we arrived at Huangquan Road, we were basically carried over in the morning and back in the evening, so life and death are really not so important to us......

"I can't imagine that our children have grown up...... "Xitian Xuan said: "It's really a god!" ”

"It seems that we are still going to spend the night with our children here,......" the Jade Emperor said in a long voice, "What do you want to eat?" I let ...... I'm going to buy ......."

"I want to hug my husband tightly......"

"I'm ...... too"

"Husband, I want to hug ~(^з^)-♡"

"Husband, I want to kiss ......"

The girls raised their little claws that were tightly bandaged......

"It's really a good daughter...... "Xi Tianxuan said, "I can actually do it without fear of life and death...... It's a pack of howling wolves......"

"There is no war here!" The Jade Emperor and Lord Yama reproached: "You must speak peacefully......"

"I got it, I got it......"