"Youheng?"

Ye Bin was stunned at first, feeling that this name was quite familiar, and then, he suddenly remembered something, his eyes were wide open, his head was full of black lines, he seemed to feel countless crows flying overhead, and the whole person was not good.

"How is he ......?"

Ye Bin exclaimed, when he saw Hua Tuo for the first time, Ye Bin sighed, how could such a person do such a crazy thing?

Even Cao Cao's head wants to be opened? It's a great example of madness for the sake of medicine.

But there is a person in history who is even more crazy than Hua Tuo, although Hua Tuo said that he wanted to open Cao Cao's cranium and treat headaches, but after all, he didn't really do it...... But this guy is different......

This person is arrogant and arrogant, and he has a kind of courage that if Lao Tzu is the second in the world, then no one can be called the first in the world. For example, some time ago, You Heng came to Xuchang, and his life was quite depressed, some people felt that he was indeed talented, and asked him, why didn't he go to Chen Qun, Sima Lang and others?

You Heng was angry on the spot: "How can I stay with the pig killer? You're insulting me. ”

Someone sarcastically said: "Then what do you think of Xun Yu, who is known as Wang Zuozhicai?" ”

You Heng sneered: "With a crying face, if someone dies, let him go to mourn and make such a contribution to the Han......"

Since then, everyone has not dared to talk to him, he has a little talent, he is not famous, he offends people everywhere, although he is down, but he can live.

But others are different, who has nothing to do to offend Xun Yu? Isn't that looking for death......

Therefore, although he is not famous, because his temper is too weird, all the princes have not sent invitations like him...... This makes him feel that the vision of the people of the world is nothing more than that.

Kong Rong thought about it, you are not a big man, and it is not a problem to stay like this every day, so he recommended it to Cao Cao, saying that there is a great talent called You Heng, you are rich in five cars, and you are eight buckets high, if you have a heart, you will recruit it.

Although Cao Cao knew that the rumors about You Heng in the market were very bad, he loved talents after all, and when he heard Kong Rong praising You Heng so much, he was immediately moved and ordered someone to summon him, but who is You Heng? Heavenly boss, my second master, you Cao Cao is not rude to Corporal Xian, and you don't come to 'beg' me in person, but just send your subordinates to solicit? It's just too much to look down on me.

You Heng felt that he had been insulted, and he was very angry in his heart, and he said: "I am occasionally infected with madness, and I am afraid of infecting Mengde's children, so I won't go......"

No matter how good Cao Cao's cultivation is, he is also angry, Nima, he has never been so despised when he is so old, but Cao Cao is not a reckless man, he considers that You Heng's reputation is too great, once he is killed, I am afraid that the people of the world will have a bad feeling for him...... And he didn't raise the butcher's knife.

But Cao Cao wouldn't just forget it, and two days later, he forcibly ordered someone to bring You Heng, saying, "I heard that you are good at drumming? At this time, His Majesty has nothing to do, and he plans to entertain the hundred officials, so you will act as a drummer......"

You Heng's little eyes rolled, knowing that Cao Cao wanted to humiliate him, a celebrity as a drummer was indeed a little unbearable, but he couldn't refuse to beat the emperor's drums, so he could only agree.

When it was his turn to beat the drum, he did perform a performance, the drum sound was low, extremely tragic, coupled with his wide opening and closing, arrogant drumming posture, which made many people applaud, Cao Cao sneered and called him over:

"Drummers wear drummers' clothes, why don't you change them?"

At this time, everyone also saw that Cao Cao was going to embarrass Youheng, he was a celebrity, and he wore the clothes of a drummer, wouldn't it be humiliating?

You Heng laughed, and actually took off his upper clothes in front of everyone, leaving nothing behind, making everyone blush, and he put on a drummer costume with a sneer, sneering and leaving alone, making Cao Cao so faceless......

Cao Cao felt that this person was a chicken rib, and it was ominous to kill him, so why not kill him? It was an eyesore again, and before he could figure out how to deal with it, Kong Rong said to Cao Cao that You Heng knew that he was wrong and planned to come over to apologize.

Cao Cao thought about it, if he could even tolerate Youheng, wouldn't the world's celebrities be more convinced of him? Won't the talent come rolling in at that time?

Thinking of this, he agreed, and felt that he should give You Heng another chance.

But what I didn't expect was that You Heng carried a three-foot-long wooden stick outside the city lord's mansion, slammed the ground fiercely, and scolded: "Cao Cao'er, your eyes are dirty, your subordinates are all mediocre people, and you are extremely indecent, marrying a prostitute to Ying'er as a concubine...... It's just ruining the dynasty, today, I can't wait to take this big staff and wake you up fiercely! ”

You Heng is also smart, if there is no last sentence, Cao Cao is estimated to have beheaded him in a fit of anger, but the last sentence of the people seems to be for his good...... This made him even more annoyed, and when Ying'er heard this, her tears fell down, and she saw that Cao Cao was angry and angry, for the development of her own power, it was not good to kill this kid directly, and when she didn't know what to do, Guo Jia came over with a smile:

"I heard that Ye Bin is thirsty for talent and has made a lot of noise, so the lord might as well send this person to Shennong Valley......

He was disgusted by You Heng, and he didn't mind letting Ye Bin follow him with disgust.

Of course, everyone is not a child, there must be a deeper reason for this, Shennong Valley is extremely powerful, and it is even known as the third place of scribes, which is also very threatening to Cao Cao, and he doesn't mind letting this person disturb the progress of Shennong Valley......

Although Cao Cao and Ye Bin have a good personal relationship, after all, everyone is aiming to compete for the world, and no one will sit idly by and watch the development of their opponents.

Of course, Ye Bin didn't know the twists and turns, You Heng's arrival made him feel as if he had eaten a grain of bird, extremely uncomfortable, and walked out with a gloomy face, just when he heard You Heng's big words:

"You're not convinced? Okay, let me give you an example, what is the background of your lord god agriculture and animal husbandry, that is, Ye Bin, worth mentioning? To put it bluntly, it's a lucky horseman, maybe one day if you're unlucky, you'll kill someone......"

You Heng was the most arrogant above the stone lion, and when he saw Ye Bin coming out, his voice was not weakened, but louder: "Your lord is lustful, this is known to the world, if only that's it, but he is already lustful to the point of being mad Cheng Dù......"

Ye Bin's face turned pale, and he waved his hand, signaling the soldiers not to act rashly, he also wanted to hear what this You Heng planned to say about himself.

You Heng smiled, took out a water bag out of nowhere, poured two sips, and then smashed it and said:

"Lu Bu and Diao Chan love each other, your lord loves Diao Chan's beauty, so he has to stab him sideways and snatch someone over......"

He glanced around: "Don't disagree, Cai Yong's daughter Cai Wenji married the Wei family, she was supposed to be a husband and a child, she and Wei Zhongdao and Meimei, but as a result, your family lord coveted the background and appearance of others, and actually stole them, and instigated Lu Bu to slaughter the Wei family's ......"

"Oh yes, it is said that he also snatched Liu Xuande's wife who is about to get married? Ha ha...... It's a ridiculous joke. ”

He said that he didn't care about everyone's rapid breathing and fire-breathing eyes, and said to himself: "There are beautiful women in Jiangdong, named Big Qiao, Xiao Qiao is Zhou Yu's childhood sweetheart's playmate, and the two families also have a marriage contract, but your head of the family is obsessed, regardless of morality, and robbed Zhou Yu's beloved, this is not over, he has a dirty mind, but his sister alone is not enough for him to enjoy, and he actually started Da Qiao's idea." ”

Speaking of this, he said proudly: "You don't know that Jiangdong has already become a mess now, because your father-in-law, coveting Da Qiao's beauty, secretly instructed someone to kill his life-saving benefactor, Sun Ce...... Grace will take revenge, and it has reached the point where it is inferior to beasts! ”

……

You Heng's words stopped, and the onlookers began to discuss, and everyone was skeptical of what You Heng said, and they didn't know how to distinguish the truth from the fake for a while.

"What a haughty thief!"

After all, Man Chong was young, and finally couldn't help it: "You distort the facts, my lord fought in the south and the north, beheaded the three brothers of Zhang Jiao and Ma Xia, supported the Han family, killed Dong thief, and made great achievements, and his subordinates are full of talents, how can you slander a fanatic like you at will?" ”

You Heng smiled: "Speaking of which, I want to say that your lord is another big sin, he is proud of his merits, the first emperor gave him the status of emperor because of his merits, not only was he grateful, but he had no respect for His Majesty today, and he was simply not a son of man......"

His small eyes flashed: "As for the talent under his command, there are many talents?" I heard that there is a scholar named Chen Gong? was born without great ambitions, but was overtaken by others, lost his status, and wasted one...... There is also a folk man named Jia Xu? I heard that I have been caught by an alien race before? The village man in the mountains, crooked melons and cracked dates...... As for you, the big housekeeper of Shennong Valley, the milk hasn't been cut off yet, right? ”

He smiled: "What's even funnier is that I heard that there is a person named Tong Yuan in your Shennong Valley?" This old guy has no virtue and no talent, no merit and no name, and his subordinates handed over a few waste apprentices, one was chased and killed by Yuan Shao and did not know whether he was alive or dead, one was in Wancheng, and the day was precarious, one went to Bashu, incognito, and the other was killed by your lord and died without a corpse, just like that...... Still respected by you, this old guy won't have any ulterior secrets with your lord, right? Is it a fetish for broken sleeves? ”

A citizen of Shennong Valley finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said with round eyes:

"My general Zhou Cang, who was born and died with the lord, fought in the south and in the north, and made great achievements, can you also quibble?"

You Heng nodded: "It's true, it's a pity, this person has a bad reputation, betrays the lord to seek glory, is blind and deaf, defects to the thief Dong Zhuo, waits for his death, and returns to Shennong Valley to occupy a high position, hey...... Also...... What kind of lord has what kind of subordinates, just like ...... blind"

"My general Huang Zhong, one arrow shot Hua Xiong, one arrow forced Lu Bu back, one arrow shocked the world, what do you have to say?"

"Oh...... Is that the one who plays with bows and arrows? In my opinion, it's okay for him to shoot birds, but is it okay to shoot people...... That is, those who were attacked by him, otherwise, who would be afraid of him? ”

Huang Zhong also heard the news here, and when he rushed over, he happened to hear You Heng insulting himself, and laughed angrily: "If you say it, who in this world can be called a hero?" ”

You Heng thought about it carefully, and then said seriously: "The eldest son Kong Wenju (Kong Rong), the youngest Yang Dezu (Yang Xiu), can barely be counted......