Chapter 17: I want to die, right now

Tang Ruo said it so bluntly, and she didn't give Yun Mi a chance not to admit it.

She analyzed: "The ring between you and Mr. Yan is the ring, and the hand you sent in your circle of friends is Mr. Yan's hand!" ”

"Your eyes are high-powered microscopes?"

Can you see this?

Yun Mi walked over, took Yan Wugui's hand and looked left and right, but didn't find anything unusual about ordinary people.

"What's wrong?" Yan Wugui looked at her and asked in a low voice.

Yun Mi shook her head.

Tang Ruo snorted twice and continued: "The most important thing is that your hair! Your hair is curly by me, and if I don't recognize it, I'm blind!" ”

"I don't think you recognized it last night." Yun Mi laughed.

Tang Ruo immediately exploded: "Good guy, I treat you as a sister, and you just watch my roof collapse?" And taunt me, not my roof, woman, you are so vicious! ”

"When did I taunt you?"

Yun Mi glanced at Yan Wugui, who was looking at him with an innocent face.

"You wait! Don't admit it yet! ”

Tang Ruo hung up the phone, his prestige shook twice, Yun Mi clicked on the screenshot of the chat above, and replied: I didn't say this.

Tang Ruo: If you didn't say it, who else could there be?

Tang Ruo:?

Tang Ruo:!! You don't delete your chat history??!

Tang Ruo: I'm dead.

Tang Ruo: I don't want to take Yan Jingsheng's class anymore, it's too difficult for me.

Yun Mi searched through the scavenged emoji packets and sent her a comforting cat head.

Yunmi: Do you want to come to dinner?

Tang Ruo: Compensate me?

Yunmi: Eat whatever you want.

Tang Ruo: Address!

Yun Mi hugged Yan Wugui's arm with his backhand and shook it: "I want a little money." I'm going to invite Tang Ruo to dinner. ”

Anyway, Yan has no money, it doesn't count as money at all.

His money can bury eight of her, and he doesn't spend it in vain.

"Do you want me to go?" Yan Wugui wanted to tease her, but she didn't expect Yun Mi to say, "Yes." ”

Yan Wugui was stunned, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you little girls are eating together, what am I going to do." Prestige transfers money to you? ”

"If your boyfriend pays, it will look more handsome."

Yun Mi winked at him, and Yan Wugui asked her, "Aren't you afraid of the little fan girl?" ”

"What are you afraid of them doing? Come on one, and I'll kill a ......."

"Tsk, forget it, give them a way out."

Yan Wugui gave her a payment of 10,000 yuan, Yun Mi ordered the payment, and kissed the corner of his lips on tiptoe: "Thank you, big baby." ”

"The second baby is the target of the strategy?"

Yan Wugui pinched her face, and Yun Mi patted his hand: "If you want to be sour, you go to 0002."

0002, who was suddenly named to eat melons and dog food, trembled instantly.

Yan Wugui laughed: "Go ahead, I'll change the drawings here." ”

"Okay, then."

Yun Mi's expression was too lost, and Yan Wugui added with one hand: "Give me an address, and I'll go over later." ”

"Good~"

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Yun Mi ordered the most luxurious buffet here, an 888.

When Tang Ruo took a taxi to the place, everyone was stupid, and he went over and pulled Yun Mi, who was about to go to the door of the store: "You, you're begging like crazy, right?" No matter how sorry you are for me, I will be sent away with a spicy meal, and you brought me to this kind of place, this is ......"

"Boyfriend pays for it."

Tang Ruo was even more stupid.

"You told Teacher Yan that I blackmailed you?"

Yun Mi handed the number plate to the attendant and frowned: "Why do you think so?" ”

Tang Ruo couldn't listen to it at all, and kept talking about it, just forget the endless sea of learning, and now the boat has capsized.

I want to cry without tears.

From school to now, she has become increasingly obsessed with Yan Jingsheng's beauty and can't extricate herself, pulling Yun Mi to praise rainbow farts every day.

Until one day, her roommate told her that the man she was greedy for was her boyfriend. Forget it, her boyfriend still knew about it, and he took it out and named it.

It's also bearable.

But he could even take the initiative to send money to Yun Mi and invite her to such a tall buffet.

What is it?

This is a Hongmen feast, friend!

"I ate this meal, do I want to fail?"

Tang Ruo trembled.

Yun Mi wiped his hands with wet wipes: "Why did you fail the course?" ”

"How can you not delete the records?"

From the moment Yun Mi admitted it, Tang Ruo began to frantically look at what he had said to her.

Good guys, that chat record is comparable to an H-color novel, and there's really no innocence left.

It's just a mouth-to-mouth addiction, and the chat between the little sisters must not be the real little sisters without color. Tang Ruo has always thought so. Unexpectedly, her generation of car gods overturned, and the old ruffian got retribution.

Yun Mi recalled: "There is nothing to record. ”

"Oh my God, nothing yet?"

Tang Ruo's voice trembled: "The H picture I sent you......"

"What H-map?"

Yun Mi doesn't remember this.

She took out her phone and flipped through it, her face darkened.

She really didn't take Tang Ruo's news seriously, because Tang Ruo was too poor, and eight out of ten sentences were nonsense. But she really never thought that she still had a habit of sending H pictures in the middle of the night.

"Why don't we run?"

Yun Mi said.

This is quite embarrassing, if Yan Wu returns, wouldn't the scene be even more embarrassing?

If Yan Wugui really stood in front of Tang Ruo, I am afraid that Tang Ruo would have to jump into the river in shame today.

"Run?"

Tang Ruo said that she was ready to eat and then think of countermeasures, hearing Yun Mi say this, a feeling of unease rose in her heart, but she still held a little hope, and asked cautiously: "Teacher Yan won't ...... It's coming in a minute, right? ”

Yun Mi nodded heavily. Regret.

Eleven thousand repentances.

Tang Ruo didn't care about the delicacies, so he grabbed Yun Mi: "Then what are you waiting for?" ”

Yun Mi was slammed on the table by her, and as soon as the two of them turned their heads, they saw the noble and cold Yan Jingsheng holding a mobile phone in one hand and a pocket in the other, standing not far from them, smiling slightly.

Tang Ruo thought, this may be the feeling of the sky falling.

"It doesn't hurt."

Yan Wugui didn't know why they were suddenly running, but he clearly saw Yun Mi knocking on the corner of the table.

She is very delicate.

A knock on the skin is a bruising flake.

Yun Mi's face turned red, and Tang Ruo looked up at the sky.

"Don't like this place?" Yan Wugui helped her rub the place she had hit, turned her head to look at Tang Ruo with a self-righteous expression, and saw that her face turned from white to purple, and then reddened, and hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, it's not ......"

"Then sit down."

Yan Wugui helped her pull out the stool.

After all, Yun Mi finally got a friend, and he didn't want to make it difficult for Yun Mi to be alone in school because of himself.

Tang Ruo cleared his throat and begged for help with his eyes. But the other party didn't pay attention to her at all, and raised his head and said coquettishly to the unattainable Teacher Yan: "I don't hurt anymore." ”

Tang Ruo: ......

I want to die, right now.