Chapter 400: Tell a joke
"That's what I said, I'm afraid that Mu Tou really helped the Yue family, and Huang Laosan can kill him, so no one will be blamed if they don't help each other."
The two of them talked vigorously, and Huang Mutou, whose expression was not very good without anyone noticing, seemed to have suddenly vented all his anger and became like a dull old man.
, there are some things that even outsiders can see clearly, but he is stupid, and he can't see it clearly. For so many years, he thought that it was his relative, but he never thought about whether they regarded him as a relative.
Stupid, stupid, stupid myrrh!
At this time, the twenty and thirty people of the Huang family, young and old, gathered around two broken tables stained with oil, planning to have dinner. When Mrs. Huang was planning to divide the porridge with a spoon, the hidden courtyard door was kicked open from the inside, making a loud "clang" sound, which frightened her hand to let go, the rice spoon fell into the hot porridge bowl, and the rest of the people who splashed the rice soup trembled.
"bastard, dare to kick the old lady's door!" Mrs. Huang came back to her senses and scolded angrily. She didn't care about sharing the meal, so she rolled up her sleeves and rushed to the courtyard. Seeing this, the rest of the Huang family also stood up and followed.
That kick was kicked by the two brothers of the Mu family, Guo Shu and Guo Lin, kicking the old wooden door down in the yard, kicking up a burst of choking dust.
Mrs. Huang rushed out of the house in a rage, and when she came to the courtyard gate that fell to the ground in distress, she was startled by dozens of people who rushed in.
When she saw who the leader was, her eyelids jumped, and she asked in a vain voice: "What are you doing, what do you want to do?" ”
Mrs. Huang was weak-hearted, she slapped Guo Zhi in the morning, and wanted to prevent Guo Zhi from returning to her parents' house, for fear of inviting her mother's family. She had heard of Mu's ferocity for a long time, and she didn't want to confront her at all.
It's just that she didn't pay attention, and Guo Zhi took the child away. She thought that the Guo family was doing good news, and she would not come to the door to find disadvantage on such days. And she has five sons, and the Guo family is the only two, so she is not afraid even if she comes.
What's more, this is Huangwa Village, and the people in the village will not watch their family being bullied by people from other villages, and if they really fight, they will definitely take advantage of their own family, and they can also take advantage of the gap to coerce and get some benefits from the Guo family.
I have to say that Huang Pozi's abacus sounded, regretting that she underestimated the Mu family's motherly heart for Guo Zhi, and muttered about the Guo family's brothers and sisters' affection for Guo Zhi.
The rest of the Huang family, who came out later, also saw the group of people who were crowded into the courtyard, and they were so frightened that they couldn't help but retreat. This scene is not only about fighting, but also about picking up houses, right?
Mu really didn't have much fun with the Huang family's dilapidated house, and after listening to Huang Pozi's question, she rushed to Huang Pozi without saying a word, and threw four or five slaps on Huang Pozi's thick and greasy face: "you!" Let you, an old ruffian, oppress my daughter, and let you slap my daughter! ”
After a few slaps were thrown down, Mu's hands were wooden, but she didn't feel pain, and she was full of anger in her heart. Mrs. Huang was defenseless, and took these few blows stiffly, her teeth broke her cheeks, and blood dripped down the corners of her mouth, which showed how painful it was.
The Huang family seemed to be shocked by the ferocity of the Mu family, standing motionless, watching Huang Pozi being beaten, and they didn't even dare to step forward and push the Mu family. , If the Guo family hadn't brought these thirty or forty people over today, I'm afraid it would be another show.
After the Mu family finished fighting, Boss Huang jumped out and stammered and asked, "Dear, in-law, why did you beat my mother?" ”
Mu Shi stared at Boss Huang and smiled coldly: "Not only do you want to beat your mother today, you bastards who have bullied my daughter, don't even think about running." ”
As she spoke, before the Huang family reacted, she glanced at Zheng Rin and the others who were protecting her by her side.
Zheng Rin waved his hand: "Do it!" ”
"Brothers, up! It's over, Brother Rin will take us up the mountain! ”
Dozens of people who had already been crowded with people were waiting for this sentence, and suddenly they scattered in all directions, surrounding the Huang family who wanted to escape in the center, and pressing the old man Huang, the father and son, and the two adult male grandchildren of the Huang family to the ground to conflict.
"Don't, don't fight, please, please, don't fight, don't fight, stop it......"
"Wow, dad, help me, save me, it hurts, I'm going to be beaten to death, ah-"
"Mother, come on, come and take me, woo woo......"
The men of the Huang family are all good and afraid of evil, if only the Guo family came today, they would have closed the door and started a long time ago. Now they are being beaten by dozens of people, except for holding their heads and begging for mercy, they don't even have the courage to resist, only crying dad and calling mother.
Seeing that they were shouting so vigorously, the people besieging them moved more and more frequently, and the man of the Huang family couldn't say a clear word in his mouth except for the screams of whining.
As for the women and children of the Huang family, they were stopped in the corner by Guo Mianmian and the Liu family, preventing them from coming over. If they don't attack with their hands, Guo Mianmian won't beat them. This is what my colleagues told each other before I came.
These women and children had already been frightened and cried, huddled together with trembling tremors, and watched their husbands (sons) being beaten and screaming again and again, with blue noses and swollen faces. However, the two youngest wives of the Huang family wanted to do it when they saw that there were only three people surrounding them.
Guo Mianmian pointed to the man of the Huang family who was unilaterally abused, and said coldly: "If you dare to make a move, they will be your end!" ”
The two of them were so frightened when they saw the tragic situation of their respective husbands that they didn't dare to resist anymore, and even the courage to rush over to fight for their husbands was blocked.
"My good man, this Guo family's actions are really doing great things."
Where have the villagers of Huangwa Village seen a door-to-door and do it without saying a word. What's more, thirty or forty people beat seven or eight people, and they have never seen such a shameless way of fighting. If they had seen this kind of bullying in the past, they would have despised it.
Now, in the environment of inquiring about the virtues of the Huang family, they are left to sigh that the Guo family is prescient, no wonder they can make a fortune in just a few years and become a family of ten miles and eight towns.
"Shall we go up and persuade? If this fight continues, will the Huang family have another life? Some people struggled for a while, they really couldn't bear to be beaten like this, and they were afraid that they would really be killed.
The rest of the people were also entangled, and when they heard this, they hesitated: "If you don't invite the patriarch over, the Guo family will not listen to our persuasion, and the patriarch's words must not be disobeyed, otherwise the patriarch will send a message to let us help the Huang family, and the Guo family will also suffer." ”
"Okay, then go and ask the patriarch to come over and let his Bai Sue family preside over justice." The idea of asking the village chief was praised by everyone, and those who had fast steps immediately ran out to invite the village chief.
It's also that the fate of the Huang family is too bad, otherwise no one who can be beaten will be almost out of shape, and no one will stand up to help them. But if the Huang family does a little less, for the sake of the ancestors of their colleagues, they will not be like now, I am afraid that they will be beaten by the Guo family if they help.
On the other hand, as early as when the Guo family led people into the village, some people had already seen that the situation was not good and ran to invite the patriarch. It's just that the patriarch is old, and his feet are not as good as the young people, and the people who went to invite the patriarch couldn't imagine that the Guo family would do it as soon as he came, thinking that the patriarch would not take care of things if he was slow, so he helped the patriarch to gradually come to the Huang family.
The old Huang patriarch has lived for sixty or seventy years, and he has never seen anything, and he also thinks that the Guo family has a scholar, and he will not act so easily and rudely. Therefore, he walked slowly to Huang's house, and through the crowded crowd, he saw the Huang family lying on the ground, moaning in pain, and being kicked like dead dogs from time to time; The women, children and children crowded in the corner hugged each other and cried together, so it was impossible to pity.
"How can this be true? Outrageous! Patriarch Huang was so angry that his hair flew wildly, and his crutches slammed into the hard earth, making a dull sound.
The Guo family didn't notice the arrival of the Huang patriarch, so they noticed it and thought it was Bai Sue passing by, and no one understood the truth. Therefore, when they heard his shouting, no one looked at him.
Patriarch Huang was even more angry, and his somewhat dim eyes looked at the people standing in the courtyard, and landed firmly on Guo Laoshi, who looked the eldest.
He took a not-so-steady step, rushed behind Guo Laoshi tremblingly, and raised his cane to hit the back of his head. Zheng Rin on the side saw his movements out of the corner of his eye, and quickly grasped the other end of the crutch, not letting him fall on Guo Laoshi's head. Otherwise, if this crutch goes down, it will knock out a big bag without bleeding.
"Why does my husband hurt people?" Zheng Rin looked at Village Chief Huang expressionlessly, if it weren't for the fact that he was old and couldn't withstand any external blows, he almost kicked people out just now.
Patriarch Huang missed the blow with one blow, and was grabbed by the cane, and said angrily: "You said that the old man is hurting people? So what are you doing? This is my Huangwa Village, and I can't allow you gangsters to go wild! ”
With that, he pointed to the Huang family lying on the ground with an empty finger.
At this time, Guo Laoshi also reacted. After listening to the conversation between Zheng Rin and Patriarch Huang, he realized that he was almost beaten. Hearing the words of the Huang patriarch with the intention of left-handedness, he, a famous honest man, also cooled down: "This is the private affairs of my Guo family and the Huang family, and it has nothing to do with my father-in-law!" ”
"Hmph, this is Huangwa Village, I am the patriarch of the Huang clan, this matter is related to me!" Patriarch Huang glared at Guo Laoshi and said in a sloppy manner.
Patriarch? Guo Laoshi frowned, and was about to say something, when Mu's voice interjected: "What's wrong with the patriarch?" Can the patriarch still manage people's eating, drinking, and Lazar, and the affairs between his relatives and family? ”
She deliberately brought so many people over because she was worried that when she was teaching the Huang family, the people of Huangwa Village would intervene sideways and make her family suffer. Unexpectedly, the people who saw the enthusiasm were nosy, and a patriarch appeared.
Hmph, what's the matter, she even rode and beat Huang Pozi, and she was afraid of a bad old boss who buried half of his neck.
Patriarch Huang didn't know about Mu's slander, and when he saw her entering a woman's family, he scolded him disdainfully: "It's rude, you don't have the right to speak here." ”
"Yo ho~" Mu Shi laughed instead of anger, and said sarcastically: "I said old man, you didn't crawl out of a woman's belly, could it be that you jumped out of the crack in the stone like the mountain prince?" No wonder it doesn't look like a person! ”
When Guo Mianmian was not married, he often gave Guo Guo a few jokes, and naturally "The Journey to the West", which was porridge for men, women and children in the world. Mu Shi listened very porridge, especially the birth of the Monkey King, which made her think that the ancestors of the mountain prince in reality really jumped out of the stones.
"You, you, you...... Bastard, bastard, how can this be justified, how can this be justified! Patriarch Huang was so angry that he couldn't breathe, pointing at the Mu clan and wanting to scold without knowing it, and taking into account his identity and face as the patriarch, he couldn't be like a bad wife scolding the street, angry and depressed for a while.
He lived to this age, and since he became the patriarch, no one dared to scold him like this. He didn't know what the benefits of Shan Gong jumping out of the crack in the stone were, and he understood "not like a person".