"Uncle, where have I been?"

Zhou Mingyang looked around suspiciously, he was still facing the catastrophe of the earth at the last moment, worried about the girls who had a leg with him, and suddenly after a dazzling white light, he arrived at this place.

Take a look,

On a delicate dresser and on a gorgeous embroidered bed sat a picturesque girl, and there was a smell of blue musk in the air.

"I didn't expect you to be a lewd thief who can carry it, and you didn't lose your life under my wrong hands, I'll give you another chance, to be honest, are you a member of the demon clan?"

When the girl saw that he was awake, she snorted in some surprise.

"Demons, what kind of nonsense, wait, who do you say is a whore? Dude is a Sven, okay? I have a very high social status, you better not talk nonsense, or I will sue you for slander!"

Zhou Mingyang scared with a big throat, and as soon as he moved, he realized that he was being tied up with five flowers.

"Hey chick, why are you tying me up? Let me go, don't wait for me to get mad, I'll be scared of myself when the time comes. ”

"Giggles, you're still mad at a cheap man? It's just because I saw that you have strange makeup and strange clothes that I left you alive for the time being, and said, who are you?"

Who am I?

Zhou Mingyang was a little stunned by her slamming, and he looked at his body:

A chic blue undershirt, ripped jeans, and a pair of avant-garde Putian coconut shoes.

I also looked at the girl's waist and Fengxia, dressed quite classical,

"Well, I'm a modern earthling. ”

"I think you look like a retarded person, tell you idiot, this is Lin Jiabao in Angry Waves City, and I am Lin Chuhong, the eldest lady of Lin Jiabao. ”

"It turned out to be Miss Lin, I have been looking up for a long time, my name is Zhou Mingyang, the status of the rivers and lakes is not ordinary, at least it is a world-renowned astronomer and professor, and there is a mysterious identity is the designated successor of communism! ”

"Successor to communism?"

Lin Chuhong thought for a long time and didn't have a clue,

"You look like you're probably talking about it, and you still want to come down?

I rub, when is this?

He thought about it carefully, as if he had seen a white flower before, right?

He looked Miss Lin up and down, "I have always disliked princesses, especially Princess Taiping, don't worry, it must be a beautiful misunderstanding." ”

Lin Chuhong saw that his eyes were presumptuous, and he stepped forward with two slaps,

She shot like the wind, and Zhou Ming, who fanned straight at her, raised her eyes and starred.

"Your uncle, why are you princess Taiping beating people?"

"Hmph, you cheap man can smoke if you want, what other reason do you need? What are you glaring at me?

She slapped her several times, what a shame!

It's just that he can't move now, and there is no way to resist at all.

By the way, I forgot that there was Ash.

"Boss, I'm glad you remembered Ash, but due to the change in circumstances, Ash has become very weak, and everything needs to be recognitively learned. ”

"Those are not busy first, you help me get out of trouble first, and let me clean up this princess of Taiping!"

"Ahh

Lin Chuhong saw his self-talking nonsense, and stretched out his hand twice more,

"No, boss, this interstellar voyage consumed almost all of Ash's energy, and now I only have communication and learning, as well as some simple acoustic skeuomorphic functions. ”

"What, you said interstellar travel? Could it be that this is no longer Huaxia Kingdom? I, we have crossed over?"

"I can't do it without giving you some means!"

Lin Chuhong saw that he was still stunned, and stretched out his hand to point at the acupoint.

Zhou Mingyang was taken aback, "Chick, what the fuck are you doing?"

"Peeping is a certain death, Miss Ben let you go, as long as you go to the underground ancestral hall and bring back a square box of rosewood. ”

As he spoke, a red pill was shoved into his mouth, and a little more in his left hand regained his freedom.

Ahh

Zhou Mingyang kept spitting, but the pill melted in his mouth and disappeared without a trace.

"What does your uncle give to labor?"

"Gurgle, poison. ”

"Ash, what the hell is going on?"

Zhou Mingyang asked anxiously in his heart.

"Boss, we did cross over, let's talk about it in detail later, that pill is called Sick Blood Dispersion, if there is no solution within three days, you will definitely die, you have to find a way to get rid of her, Ash has a way to ......"

Zhou Mingyang suddenly pointed at Lin Chuhong and scolded,

"You dead princess Taiping, I know why you are so vicious, because your mother's poor breasts are extremely evil!"

"You're looking for death!"

Although Lin Chuhong didn't understand it very well, she also knew that it was not a good word, so she immediately walked over.

Suddenly, a tube-like thing pressed against his arm, followed by a palpitation, and a tingling sensation rippled throughout his body.

"Thunder spells, but I didn't see him spell?"

Miss Lin muttered before fainting.

Zhou Mingyang's treacherous plan succeeded, and he laughed: just now he asked Xiao Zhi to simulate the commonly used electric baton, and sure enough, he knocked her down at once.

And as an enthusiast who has studied the art of SM bondage for many years, where is it rare to live with a few ropes?

When Lin Chuhong woke up, he found that he was hanging upside down on the bed beam in a very exaggerated and shameful shape, with his head down and his feet high, and his clothes drooping down in half.

Zhou Mingyang smashed his mouth on the side and said regretfully:

"Xiao Lotus is just showing sharp corners, obviously malnourished, Miss Lin, how is it?

"Hmm, hmm. ”

Lin Chuhong shook her head angrily, a rag was stuffed in her mouth, and she couldn't speak at all.

Zhou Mingyang was so happy in his heart, he stretched out his hand and touched the slippery face of the little girl.

"Wow, your skin is well maintained!"

Lin Chuhong responded for a while, with a layer of goosebumps, she writhed desperately, her face was full of horror.

"Sample, you still want to refuse and welcome this set, you want to let the uncle, I spoil you? ”

His hand changed direction and slapped Lin Chuhong's buttocks twice.

"Boss, with the current situation, Ash suggests that you had better escape from Lin Jiabao first. ”

"By the way, this is chick's territory. ”

Zhou Mingyang just wanted to run away, when he heard someone shouting outside the house,

"Miss, the master asked you to go to the inner hall immediately, saying that it was to discuss the matter of the opening of the Ice River Sect to accept disciples this time. ”

The voice of the maid outside the door was exceptionally crisp.

"Miss, are you there, miss?"

The maid pushed the door in, Zhou Mingyang sneaked up behind the attack, the first time he was inexperienced, he actually punched the door frame.

"Help, a thief has come in, help!"

it!

Zhou Mingyang kicked her in a rage and fled the door.

That call had already attracted the attention of the guards of Lin Jiabao, and it didn't take long for people to be crowded outside.

"Ash, hurry up and find me a safe route. ”

"Report to the boss, the other roads are guarded, only the bamboo forest in the back mountain is empty, just cross it. ”

Zhou Mingyang ran wildly all the way, and soon arrived at the edge of the bamboo forest, and sure enough, there was no one.

Haha, goodbye Princess Taiping!

He just laughed, but saw a girl come out under the lush bamboo leaves,

She looked at herself with a smile, and she couldn't hide the strong hatred between her eyebrows.

Lin Jiabao's eldest lady Lin Chuhong.

"Little whore, where are you going in such a panic?"

I'm rubbing, this chick is getting out of trouble too quickly.

"Ash, simulate a baton for me again. ”

Zhou Mingyang's left hand was clenched, and the blue electric light flickered non-stop.

What a weird lightning spell!

This kid is just a mortal body, and it is really weird to cast this electric light without much effort, and he doesn't even need a basic spell.

Lin Chuhong didn't dare to be careless, she waved her hand to let the guards behind her be cannon fodder first, using crowd tactics.

Capture the thief and capture the king first!

Zhou Mingyang shouted loudly: "Little girl, look at me thunderous!"

An elongated blue lightning struck quickly.

And he took the opportunity to run to the dirt mountain on the side.

"Give me chase!"

Lin Chuhong flashed the lightning of thunder and rain, and his silver teeth clenched.

Zhou Mingyang was driven like a lost dog, and his lungs were about to vomit out.

"Ash, is there any other way out?"

"Report to the boss, there is a cave in front, and it is very narrow inside, and there is a man who cannot be opened. ”

Zhou Mingyang immediately got in, he picked up a stone from the ground, and insidiously hid around the corner to prepare for a sneak attack.

Surprisingly, the people outside did not chase in again.

"Ash, what are these guys rubbing?"

"Report to the boss, they are collecting firewood everywhere, and they look like they are going to make a fire to cook. ”

Xiao Zhi couldn't understand it, Zhou Mingyang was stunned for a moment, and then reacted:

Uncle, the most poisonous woman's heart, this is trying to make me into smoked bacon, Lao Tzu withdrew first!

Outside the cave, a group of people just lit the old pile of firewood,

"Miss, why don't you let us chase in?"

Lin Chuhong snorted lightly,

"This cave leads directly to the underground ancestral hall of my Lin family, he is really killing himself by rushing in, you just have to guard the entrance of the cave, remember, no matter what abnormal noise, you must not enter half a step!"