Fang Ye didn't know anything about tea, so he casually asked, "Beauty, which is your most expensive tea?" ”

As soon as I came up, I asked the most expensive tea, this guest is not a fool, or is he here to shoot a short video?

Although Xiao Yuan was a little slanderous, he still replied politely: "Our tea house is also one of the best in the entire Huahai, there are more than a dozen kinds of precious tea alone, do you want green tea or black tea?" ”

Fang Ye smiled bitterly: "I really don't know what green and red are, anyway, I want the most expensive one." ”

This morning, Liang Ruisi only said that the uncle usually likes to drink tea, but he didn't say exactly what kind of tea he drinks, so he can only pick the most expensive one to buy, at least on the face.

Xiao Yuan had no choice but to say, "Okay, please come here." ”

She led Fang Ye into a room decorated with classical and exquisite decoration, took out a delicate green tea porcelain tea pot from the glass cabinet covered with yellow silk, and placed it on the tea table carved by Yan Bai.

Looking at the cute hand-painted panda and inscription on the tea can, Fang Ye asked curiously, "This is the most expensive tea in your store?" ”

Xiao Yuan introduced: "Yes sir, this kind of tea is called Panda Ecological Tea, which is a rare tea unique to Ya'an, Sichuan Province, with a limited annual sale of 21 cans, each can is just one catty, and the retail price is 220,000 yuan." ”

Fang Ye didn't pay attention to the price, but cared about its name: "Panda Ecological Tea?" Why is it called this name, just because it only grows in the homeland of giant pandas? ”

Seeing that the other party didn't take out his mobile phone to take a video, Xiao Yuan's smile brightened again: "No, sir, the reason why it is called this is because of the special organic fertilizer used in planting." ”

"What kind of special law?"

Xiao Yuan explained: "The fertilizer applied is all panda feces, so it is also called panda feces tea. ”

The corners of Fang Ye's mouth suddenly twitched, I realized, it turned out to be a tea leaf poured with a national treasure rice field, no wonder it was sold so expensive, how does this addiction look like hype......

He asked with a strange expression: "Don't you have some orthodox expensive tea, such as Wuyi Da Hong Pao or something?" ”

"Mr. came unfortunately, the last two or two red robes have been bought by customers last week, if you want to make a reservation in advance, and it will not be available until next year at the earliest." Xiao Yuan said, "Why don't you take a look at the golden bud tea imported from Xinguo, but the price is much cheaper, a pound of tea cans only costs 13,000, and there are cheaper special grade Tieguanyin ......"

Fang Ye waved his hand: "Forget it, it's okay to poop this panda, how many cans do you have, I want them all." ”

"It's not panda poop, it's panda poop tea!" Xiao Yuan corrected, "At present, there is only this one can in stock, which is the treasure of our tea house." ”

She had a look of joy on her face, because she didn't expect this tea to really be sold!

"Well, it doesn't matter, isn't poop just feces?" Fang Ye quickly paid 220,000 yuan and left with a beautiful gift box.

The tea house was not far from Liang Yuesi's home, and he finally arrived at the door of the villa at half past five.

After parking and walking into the gate, Fang Ye saw the uncle lying on the rocking chair in the courtyard at a glance, the other party was wearing a vest and holding a fan, closing his eyes and swaying leisurely.

He could only cough deliberately, and then greeted with a smile on his face: "Hello uncle." ”

The uncle opened his eyes slightly, and after seeing who it was, he said lightly: "Here?" ”

"Come on...... Here it comes. ”

Fang Ye was a little confused, looking at the uncle's posture, how could he be in a hurry for the Hongmen Banquet?

"Why are you here so early, it's not time to eat, why don't you young man have any sense of time?" Uncle snorted coldly.

I'm thorough, isn't it wrong to come earlier?

Fang Ye had to say tentatively, "Why don't I go out for a walk two times before I come back?" ”

"No need, let's play a few games of chess with the old man."

The uncle pointed to the knob, and it turned out that there was a small square table next to the rocking chair, on which was a three-plywood board engraved with a standard chess board, which was probably from his craft.

"You can play chess, right?"

Fang Ye, who has the blessing of sports all-round skills, is now at a level comparable to that of a national player, but he still said honestly: "It's a little bit, but I haven't touched it for many years, and I remember the last time I played chess, it was in the county's Children's Palace." ”

"It doesn't matter if it stinks, I'll let you order it, old man." The uncle smiled slyly, "It's a bit boring to play chess, why don't we play something exciting?" ”

Yo ho, it turns out that the uncle has another purpose?

Fang Ye suddenly woke up a little, but since it was a game of chess, there was nothing to be afraid of, so he pretended to be ignorant and asked, "What exciting does the uncle want to play?" ”

The uncle smiled: "Otherwise, whoever loses must agree to a condition to the winner, of course, you can't mention the conditions beyond their respective capabilities, how about it, dare you?" ”

"Uncle, it's been a long time since the next game of chess, what if you can't finish it in half an hour?" The reason why Fang Ye asked this question was because this was the case of his father Fang Yun and many old chess friends in the park, and when playing chess, it took several minutes on average, and even more than ten minutes at critical times.

If the uncle is similar, does this Nima still want to eat?

"It's simple, let's just play fast chess." The uncle said calmly, "You can only think about each move for a maximum of ten seconds, and if you exceed the time, you will admit defeat, this will always work, right?" ”

Fang Ye was slightly stunned: "Wouldn't that half an hour be able to play several plates?" ”

"What, you're really scared?" The uncle sneered, "Don't worry, since you don't have any confidence in your own level, then I'll let you run the horse cannon, right?" ”

"I'm so embarrassed, don't you want it?" Fang Ye sneered.

"Less nonsense, that's it, come, chess!" The uncle was afraid that Fang Ye would regret not doing it, so he immediately brought the chess box to the table and moved a small bench for him.

"Really let the car and horse artillery, don't regret it?"

"Really let, lie to you puppy!" The uncle said impatiently, "I said that you are also a rich man, how to do things like such a mother-in-law, I feel more wordy than those little old ladies, can you be as simple as a real man?" ”

"Okay then, I'll listen to Uncle." Fang Ye was impatient, so he could only put the tea aside, and then sat down and began to play chess, and the uncle really put half of the horse cannon back in the box.

Before the start of the game, the uncle glanced at the gift bag next to him and asked curiously, "By the way, what did you bring?" ”

Fang Ye replied casually while playing chess: "Oh, the panda poop for you to drink." ”

"What?" Uncle thought he had heard something.

"Panda poop." Fang Ye repeated it again, completely unaware that he had missed a keyword.

"Don't go too far, boy!" The uncle suddenly became angry, "Didn't you make it difficult for you last time, can you send Yoneda to me?" ”