"Xue Shao?"

A small side room in the backyard of the Yin Law Division. The door was open, and the two ghosts dozed off on the stone drums on either side of the doorway, each holding an iron fork in their arms.

The three iron forks were black and rusty. Along the way, Yu Le saw a lot of iron forks, thinking that this was the standard weapon of the Netherworld.

Not to mention how powerful it is, it looks like it has a cold energy, stabbing three transparent holes. If the fork handle is not broken.

Judging from the wrinkles on their faces, these two ghosts are not young, and they are standard old and weak.

If they were the guards guarding the book of life and death, they would be a bit of a fool.

This side room is not even tall, but in disrepair. Yu Le couldn't help but think of the scene of the black-and-white impermanence brother Gong, which happened in a similar small room. In retrospect, it's a bit spicy.

Xue Dinger raised his foot and kicked the ghost in the right head.

Ghost Chajia was disturbed by someone to sleep, he was a little angry to get up, and he was about to scold, but he caught a glimpse of Xue Dinger's bright white silk shirt in a hazy way, and he was stunned for a long time before jumping up, and the iron fork fell to the ground, waking up Ghost Chayi again.

"I'm going to be ...... by you sooner or later," Ghost Chayi scolded, and then his whole body was full of excitement, and he laughed all over his face, "Oh, why did you come to your old man's house in person, Xue Shao?"

Schrödinger frowned, peeked at Yu Le, and probably felt ashamed.

Don't worry about the details.

Yu Le raised his eyebrows, let's go, let's go see the treasure of heaven and earth!

"This is Ben Shao's good brother in the yang world, Yu Ye!" Schrödinger introduced Yu Le solemnly.

The ghost sent A and B hurriedly made a move, shouting loudly to Yu Ye, although the two broken gongs were not in unison, but they were very face-saving.

Yu Le waved his hand in a big way, and there was no need to be too polite to anyone.

"Today, Ben Shao specially brought Yu Ye to pay homage to the book of life and death!" Schrödinger ordered proudly, "Wait and open the door!"

"Okay! Xue Shao, please, Yu Ye, please!" The two ghosts hurriedly rushed to the door, pushed the door hard, and the hidden door creaked open, and the door shaft had not been oiled for a long time.

Turning around, the two ghosts almost bowed to each other, stretched out their hands to greet the guest, raised their heads and smiled.

Why is it a bit of a big teapot at the door of the flower on the other side?

Yu Le's face was strange, and Xue Shao's face was a little uncomfortable, so he didn't rush into the room, but he asked in a cold voice, "What procedures do ordinary people need to enter this hall, and who will approve it?"

"Hey, Xue Shao, no one has come here for eight hundred years, so why do you need any formalities!"

"Xue Shao, your handsome face is the formalities! The small one will be done for you!"

Why is it so difficult for Lao Tzu to pretend to be a force! Xue Ding'er's face turned blue.

Ignoring the strict system, the special case entered the door smoothly, that is the face!

Even if it's blocked and then fires!

For the sake of your eyes.

"Cut!" "Cut!" Xue Shao couldn't do anything about the two ghosts in the end, and walked into the door with his hands behind his back, and he was really handsome.

Yu Le almost laughed out loud, but in his heart he still felt that this book of life and death was too child's play.

The room was cold, the floor was full of dust, and the footprints were obvious when you walked up.

The two ghosts also came in to offer their courtesy, and obviously there were no rules such as inviting idlers to enter, and there was nothing to guard and steal.

"Yu Ye is a fierce dragon, a talent, it's a pity to stay in the yang world!"

"Coming to the underworld to have Xue Shao take care of it, coupled with Yu Ye's ability, that is the clouds of peace!"

Stay in the sun, it's a pity?

What the hell is this?

Yu Le almost fell to the ground.

These two pieces of goods are more than bull heads and horses.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Yu Le didn't bother to deal with the two ghosts, and followed in the footsteps of Xue Ding'er, poof.

In fact, there is still some expectation in my heart.

The legendary book of life and death, which states that the life limit of the three realms and one living soul, Hades let you die three watches, in fact, the book of life and death makes you die three watches!

The room was unadorned, except for the gray strands hanging from the roof. The ghost sent A and B to the front, and reached out to grab it indiscriminately, so as not to stain Xue Shao and Yu Ye's clothes.

In fact, it is not a few steps, and the room is only about ten square meters in total, and there is a cubic stone platform about one meter square in the middle.

There were no books or books or anything like that, it was empty and empty, except for a thick layer of dust.

Ghost A and B hurriedly wiped their sleeves all the way, making the house dusty.

Finally, I saw the true color of the stone platform, similar to white marble, such a large piece.

Well, the desk is there, but what about the book of life and death?

"Bang!"

Xue Ding'er was really very knowledgeable, and he confidently stepped forward and kicked hard, the force was quite heavy, at least he was strong when he kicked the ghost cha armor.

Yu Le looked at Schrödinger suspiciously.

What the hell is this?

Xue Dinger didn't reply to Yu Le either, just kicked the stone platform hard, bang bang bang!

"Ahem, ahem!"

A string of coughs sounded suddenly, dull and phlegm.

Schrödinger coughed? The room was a little dusty.

Something seems to be wrong.

"Which one disturbed Ben Shao's long sleep, but begged for a beating?" After coughing, a crisp voice came out, as if Shitai was talking?

Yu Le was dumbfounded, and subconsciously took two steps back.

Sounds like a seven or eight-year-old naughty boy who has just been woken up?

"Ben Shao Xue Ding'er!" Xue Ding'er was arrogant.

"Little Lai Mao! I'm sorry! I'm still young! I'm only talking about it!" Ishidai chuckled. It felt like laughing straight down, slapping the table while laughing.

No, it's just a table.

The legendary book of life and death is actually a big stone that can speak?

It's really fate with Monkey King.

Xue Dinger's face turned blue, and he just continued to kick the stone, gritting his teeth, and he didn't know if it was a toothache or a foot pain.

"Oh yo, don't play anymore! Little Lai Mao, you haven't come to play with me for a long time, are you transformed? You used to scratch it! Giggle!" Shi Tai is still a chatterbox, or Schrödinger kicks it without pain, and it still has time to laugh.

You're such a book of life and death!

And where is the judge's pen?

If Monkey King really came here, I'm afraid it wasn't with the judge's pen, but with a golden hoop stick, right?

Schrödinger didn't talk anymore, just kicked it one at a time.

In his busy schedule, he also explained to Yu Le, "Brother Yu doesn't know anything! In the early years, this was an important place in the underworld, and it was indeed exempted from entry by idlers." Judge Cui reviewed the book of life and death every day, and when he saw which yang had reached the end of his life, he declared black and white impermanence and ordered the ghost to go to the yang world to get people. ”

"Brother Yu, you also know that the poor family is rich! Mortals are newly mourned and don't understand the market, and filial sons and grandsons often burn paper money and bamboo horses, so they send some plates to the ghost to bribe. In fact, the ghost cha has any authority, but there are two forks on the road!"

Ghost A and B scratched their heads and laughed.

Needless to say, going to the yang world to get people is also a fat trip, refer to Dong Chao Xue Ba who escorted Lin Chong to the wild boar forest.

Now there is no oil and water to fish, and the ghost is like a thin ghost.

"After the immortals are isolated, the ghosts can't go to the mortal world. The Heavenly Dao guides the ghosts to go to the Ghost Gate Pass on their own, and they can stay in the sun for seven days. The ghost team doesn't have any serious business. Although their status is low, in the end, they are also public offices in the staff, and they often have some courage, and it is not easy for the underworld to let them live in the underworld, resulting in misdeeds and trouble, so they are given some money to raise. Alas, in short, it's just a ghost. Xue Dinger sighed, or sighed at the difficulty of the underworld.

Yu Le's clear.

It's like the redundant military system of the Great Song Dynasty?

If you are dismissed, you will make trouble, make a big deal, and refer to the Ming Dynasty to dismiss the postman Li Zicheng.

It's true that there is no serious work to be done, staying at the city gate every day to make black money.

Black and white impermanence is also boring, and finally found some fun.

What's more, what about these ordinary ghosts?

"I only pay Guan half a salary, and I often owe ......" Ghost Chajia pouted, and he was also miserable in front of Xue Ding'er.

"Sometimes I also give some things that are not useful as silver, I can't eat them, I can't sell them, and the discount is high!"

"You two pickled ghosts are content! Anyway, you have a messenger, and you have an extra allowance! Don't think that Ben Shao doesn't know who you two gave money, and you even know how many Ben Shao you have made!"

How far was the ghost chajia kicked out, rolled in the dust, and the expression on his face when he got up was clear, why was it me again?

Ghost Chayi laughed hehe, as if he had picked up a big bargain.

Yu Le knew it again.

How hard it is to find a job!

What's more, this is still a part-time salary in the system......

"Hey, little lai cat, you're working hard, it's like you haven't eaten!" Shitai, well, the book of life and death is not happy.

Are you playing this less, can you be more dedicated?

"Brother Book, my brother has something for you to help, hehe!" Schrödinger made a small talk and walked out unhurriedly.

"It's not wrong to call Ben Shaoshu brother, but whose brother are you?" said the Life and Death Book scoffed.

"Little brother, please do me a favor!" Xue Ding'er said solemnly, looking at Yu Le as he spoke. That expression clearly said, Brother Yu, look at what a price Ben Shao has paid for your affairs!

Yu Le hurriedly bowed his hand gratefully.

Schrödinger waved his hand, it's okay! It's all for the brothers, what's the matter!

"Say!"

Yu Le clearly felt that a little kid was patting his chest.

It's really a fight with Schrödinger.

At least it also shows that Schrödinger did not harass the book of life and death in the past.

Listen to the voice, that was before Schrödinger transformed?

Yu Le had no concept of time in the fairy world and the underworld at this time, it should have been a long, long time ago. At that time, Schrödinger was still a cat, a little cat.

"Check the longevity of a mortal!" Schrödinger replied quickly, his face beaming with joy.

"You want to come and talk to me once a year, ah no, once a month!ah no, twice!" There were even two changes in the middle.

The book of life and death is also very lonely.

"Well said!" Schrödinger agreed.

"Sounds like a fool of Ben Shao?"

"I said you're almost done! When does Ben Shao talk doesn't count? I easily begged your girl for something, and you still picked it up!" Schrödinger was on the verge of turning his face.

"Name, birthday, place of origin!" The book of life and death was stable, and then he muttered in a low voice, "When do you speak, Ben Shao is too lazy to worry about you! But this time you break your word, and you won't ask for it in the future!"

"Brother Yu, tell me about your teacher!" Xue Dinger looked at Yu Le with a smile, and finally helped Brother Yu, and he had face!