"What are you laughing at?"

The Dean glared angrily.

"Uh, I remembered something glad of me." Fan Jiang restrained his smile and said.

This is a meme he has recently learned.

"Oh."

The Dean replied coldly, looking at her students again.

"Not ......"

Fan Jiang's expression froze, and he felt constipated that his spell was interrupted.

You ask!

Why don't you keep asking?!

Don't you ask me how to play memes!

This is the second time he has eaten deflated after going out tonight, and his mood is not beautiful.

As soon as he looked up, the little chubby ghost named Jiang Yutao was looking at him with a smile.

Fan Jiang's face sank, and he also smiled at him, revealing his fangs.

"Ahh

Jiang Yutao was frightened by the momentum released by Fan Jiang, and instantly peed his pants.

"Hahaha, look? The noble vice-principal's son will also pee his pants. ”

Huang Jiaojiao laughed heartily, which made the person's face whiter and whiter, but under the pressure of Fan Jiang, he didn't dare to attack.

"Huang Jiaojiao! You sit on it for me! Start now! Carry out the punishment! ”

The Dean of Education was furious.

"Isn't he together?"

Huang Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows and looked at Jiang Yutao, and sneered: "He has more than one little girlfriend at school, and he fights all day long about who came first, and he is very talkative." ”

"Sit down!"

The director made it clear that he was covering up, and pressed Huang Jiaojiao on the swivel chair with brute force.

"Stinky bitch! Don't think that if you torture the old lady, the old lady will be afraid of you! ”

Huang Jiaojiao was unrelenting, but Liu Dong beside her couldn't help but tremble.

This punishment seems to be unusual.

At this moment, the door of the Political and Educational Office was opened again, and Cheng Hai walked in with a group of people.

"Who are you?"

First Fan Jiang, then Cheng Hai, the teaching director's anger value has accumulated to the peak.

"Me?"

Cheng Hai glanced at Ji Youzhu, who quickly covered his ears, never wanting to hear that shameful name again.

"Ahem, the leader of the Education Bureau." Cheng Hai changed his words.

"The Education Bureau?"

The Dean of Education looked puzzled.

It's not like that......

"What's wrong? Isn't it like? Pour me a cup of tea. ”

With the experience of the first two times, Cheng Hai was very calm.

As long as your behavior pattern matches her impressions before her death, the persona will take effect in their cognition.

"Oh, Yutao, pour tea for someone."

Sure enough, the dean couldn't tell the difference, so he did so.

Jiang Yutao stood up holding his crotch, but was stopped by Cheng Hai.

"Forget it, you go on, leave me alone for now."

Just kidding, he won't really drink the tea made by the dead ghost.

And this guy peed his pants, and the hell knows what kind of tea will be brought back.

However, judging by the performance of this director, Lingzhi does not seem to be as sound as a physics teacher.

Maybe it's because he was missing something before he died.

For example, virtue.

"How did you come here?"

Cheng Hai dragged a chair over and sat down as if no one else was around.

On the side, Ji Youzhu and others, who learned that the other party was safe, also sat together.

"Live broadcast."

Fan Jiang shook his phone, and the live broadcast room had actually been restored.

"Why does this person look familiar?"

"! It's the god who knocked Brother Zombie twice last time! ”

"Dream Linkage!"

"What is the name of this little brother's live broadcast room? I'm going to fan him? ”

Seeing Cheng Hai, many people were very excited.

"Can you still get a signal?" Cheng Hai was stunned.

If he was not mistaken, this space should no longer be in Hagikai, and it may not even be in the human world.

"Isn't it weird? Huangquan has already been connected to the Internet. Fan Jiang had an expression of why you are so lonely.

Cheng Hai: "......"

Well, I haven't seen the world before, so kneel for you big guys.

At this moment, the bookshelves in the office suddenly moved to one side, and several ghosts walked out of it with dull faces.

"Old snake?"

Seeing a person mixed in with the group of ghosts, the gangster with the bat tattoo shouted.

"Bats!"

The gangster with the snake tattoo cried and wanted to come up, but was invisibly pressed in place by the teaching director, and said coldly: "Skipping class without permission and not accepting punishment, where do you want to go?" ”

"Bat, help me! Help me! ”

The old snake looked at Fan Jiang and the others with normal faces, and a glimmer of hope suddenly flashed in his eyes.

But the bat glanced at Fan Jiang in embarrassment, but still didn't dare to ask.

Fan Jiang and Lin Yumu know each other, he can or come here with him, or because Li Wenxuan didn't kill him, where do he dare to force him more.

"Is there something wrong with this ghost?"

Cheng Haiquan didn't see it.

"Well, I heard that she instigated the other people to be killed, so I came over to take a look." Fan Jiangdao.

Cheng Hai thought for a while and said, "I let my ghost follow the souls of the dead and find their whereabouts. There is a flower on the roof of the building, bright red, the petals are gathered inward, small and narrow, can absorb the essence of the soul and the moonlight, do you recognize? ”

"Oh, it's the other side of the flower." Fan Jiang suddenly realized.

"The other side of the flower?"

"Well, but not the ones that are sold in the market. This thing absorbs yin qi and grows, and after taking it, the ghost thing can improve the Tao and repair the body, which is quite precious underneath. ”

"How precious?" Cheng Hai asked.

"Hmmm......"

Fan Jiang thought for a moment and said, "If you convert the price here, it's about the same as diamonds." ”

"Oh......"

Cheng Haigang defined the value of the flowers on the other side, and Fan Jiang added.

"One can sell for a sack like this."

Cheng Hai: "......"

After talking all at once, we can still be good friends.

At this moment, the roar of the old snake came from the side!

"Put the gun down!"

On the other side of the old snake, the head teacher held a gun and looked at him coldly.

"I'll tell you to put your gun down! Just hit it with your hands! ”

The old snake roared at the director, "Don't you see my legs shaking!" Ha?! Don't you see I'm shaking?! ”

Seriously, he is using the most ferocious tone and saying the most cowardly words.

This made the sand sculpture netizens in Fan Jiang's live broadcast room happy, and they brushed the gifts one after another.

Fan Jiang was also happy, and was about to speak to the camera, but found that the dense word "death" suddenly flashed on the screen!

"Thanks to the female ghost for a rhythm storm."

He subconsciously thanked the gift, but realized that something was faintly wrong.

"Ah......h

Cheng Hai covered his face, and only said that this guy is really a living treasure when he makes a mistake.

However, this ghost seems to have murderous intentions?

Here, the old snake was pressed to the chair of the conference table by the director, and formed a circle with the other six resentful spirits who had made mistakes.

Syllable!

The director slapped a revolver on the table and began to speak.

"Your actions have seriously violated the school rules and must be severely punished." The director coldly glanced at the six ghosts and paced with his hands behind his back.

She glanced at Cheng Hai and said, "Now that the leaders of the Education Bureau are also there, don't blame me for not giving you a chance." ”

"There were a total of six rounds in this gun, one of which was empty. If you shoot one person in the head, and you don't get killed by a bullet, you can stay in school. ”

“……”

Everyone was speechless for a while, and the old snake was even more stupid.

The legendary Russian revolver only has one bullet!

You're better to do it the other way around?

He couldn't help but look at the few people who were okay again with a pleading look, begging for a miracle.

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