020 The best of all worlds
The ghosts made a fuss and didn't press the table, I trotted all the way back to the master's yard with Xiao Ming's bag, and then rode my mother's electric car to Han Jie's house. It was already half past ten o'clock, and I said to Han Jie, "You still have to go downstairs tonight to avoid it." ”
Han Jie asked, "What about Ou Dong and Ke Jinggui?" ”
I said, "I don't need them, I can do it myself!" ”
Although Han Jie was a little suspicious, she still took her parents and younger brother downstairs together. I stayed in the room by myself and hid behind the couch until 11:30. The ghost old lady of the Jin family is quite punctual, and sure enough, she is at this point again!
The old lady entered the house and looked around, and went to every room to look for it. But I already knew what she was looking for. I quietly took out the bag, opened the bag and released the big-headed ghost Xiao Ming, and then pointed to a children's Trojan horse toy in the living room and motioned for him to ride the Trojan horse. Xiao Ming didn't think about it so much, he hadn't ridden a wooden horse for a long time, so he happily rode it and played on it. The old lady Kim heard the sound of the living room in the bedroom, and soon floated over.
"Yikes! It's so cute! As soon as the old lady saw Xiao Ming, she immediately smiled, and squatted beside him to watch him play. After watching it for a while, Mrs. Jin also touched Xiao Ming's head, teased him, and said with a smile: "You little person, how can you have such a big head?" But the kid with a big head is smart! I like the little doll with a tiger head and a tiger brain the most! Hee-hee! ”
Seeing this, I thought it was almost time, so I emerged from behind the sofa. When the old lady Jin saw me suddenly, she was startled again, and covered her heart tightly, her expression was very painful!
Alas, forget that the old lady has a heart attack! Luckily, ghosts can't be scared to death......
"What do you want to do?" Old Lady Jin's face changed instantly, and she asked viciously.
"Well, I don't want to do anything! Don't be nervous, old lady! I hurriedly comforted her and said, "Old lady, I'm just here to help!" I know you love kids, but you can't stay here! ”
"Why not? What's your business! Mrs. Jin still had a fierce tone.
"You always come to touch the little doll of the Han family in the middle of the night, and he is hurt by your yin energy. So he's been getting sick lately, and if it goes on like this, it's going to hurt him, you know? ”
Mrs. Jin was silent, and her expression began to soften.
I saw that she seemed to be moved by what I said, and continued to persuade: "You not only hurt him, but also his whole family by the way......"
"I don't care! They're not my family! Mrs. Jin suddenly became emotional again. I just like little dolls! I didn't do anything unreasonable! ”
I was not affected by her emotions, but still smiled calmly and calmly, "Can't you see that your son and daughter-in-law are the same?" Their health has also deteriorated lately, and it's worse! Because they've been with you longer! Yin and yang are mutually restrictive, and humans and ghosts cannot coexist. In the long run, not only will their bodies be damaged, but your own intellect will also be damaged. In the end, the whole family will be ruined by your own little selfishness! ”
Mrs. Jin was silent again, it wasn't that she hadn't noticed this before, but she hadn't connected the appearance of this situation to herself.
"Haven't you been hoping that they will have children sooner?" I struck while the iron was hot and continued to persuade: "You are stuck in their house like this, with their current physical condition, how can you have children? ”
Mrs. Jin finally let out a long sigh and said dejectedly, "Haven't I always wanted to hold a grandson!" But I can't hold it! The little doll of the Han family is so cute, every time I see him downstairs, I want to hug him and tease him! After I died, I couldn't get out during the day, so I could only run here at night to see him, and I didn't think about harming him! She touched Xiao Ming's head lovingly as she spoke, but at this time she had a kind look.
I asked, "Then do you like Xiao Ming?" ”
"Oh, his name is Xiao Ming? I like him too! Mrs. Jin continued to tease Xiao Ming, and it could be seen that she longed for the happy feeling of her children and grandchildren around her knees.
"Xiao Ming died when he was only 3 years old, and after he became a ghost, he lived alone in the cemetery and no one took care of him. If you like him, you can move in with him, and then you can take care of him as your own grandson, how about it? "I got the timing right and threw out my final plan.
Mrs. Jin was obviously moved, looked at me in surprise, then at Xiao Ming, and asked, "Is it really possible?" You don't lie to me? ”
"What am I lying to you for? You'll see me more often when you get there! I turned to Xiao Ming and asked him, "Xiao Ming likes to eat my roasted gecko the most, right?" ”
As soon as Xiao Ming heard me mention roasted geckos, his saliva began to flow down again. "The roasted gecko is so delicious! I want to eat! Brother, when are we going back to eat roasted toads? ”
I deliberately didn't answer, but looked at Mrs. Jin and signaled that she could make a decision. Mrs. Jin thought quietly for a while, sighed, and said, "Alas, then let's go!" ”
I nodded, took out the bag again, and put both ghosts in the pouch. The matter here is over, so I went downstairs and told Han Jie that it was completely done, and there would be no dirty things to harass their house in the future. Han Jie's family was very grateful to me when they heard this, and Han's father and Han's mother stopped me and said that they must give me money. I waved my hand again and again and said no, just a help among my classmates. Han's mother still insisted, and I finally had to say: "With this ghost, I can't stay here for a long time, and I have to rush to deal with the follow-up things!" When Han Mu heard this, she quickly let go. I finally got out.
I returned to the public cemetery, where a large number of ghosts had gathered who wanted to see the excitement. As soon as they saw me coming back, they cried out.
"Hey, you see Xiaosheng is back! Ask him what the hell is going on? ”
"Humph! Does he, a ghost dealer, really dare to come back? ”
"Xiao Sheng, where did you get Xiao Ming?"
I glared at the poor ghost Lao Zeng fiercely and said, "Who do you say is the ghost dealer?" ”
Lao Zeng grinned and made an apologetic expression, and hid behind the ghosts. Hum! If he dares to talk nonsense again, he won't want to eat my barbecue in the future!
I didn't bother to explain them one by one, so I took out my bag and released Mrs. Jin and Xiao Ming. When the demons saw that I had brought back one more ghost, they were amazed and began to talk again. Mrs. Jin stood in the middle of the ghosts, and seemed to feel a little restrained. I said to her, "From now on, these ghosts will be your neighbors." You're here to get along with them, better than being alone in that urn! The mass grave in the back has a ghost market every ten days, and I will go there to do business when the time comes. I hope you will visit us more in the future! ”
After that, I made a stove again, roasted the remaining geckos and toads, and invited the ghosts present to eat together. When the ghosts saw that there was a free barbecue for supper, they were all very happy, and the atmosphere suddenly became joyful. Mrs. Jin ate my roasted toad and couldn't help but give a thumbs up. At this time, she finally let go of her worries, began to talk and laugh with other ghosts, and even climbed up with Aunt Lin.
I looked at Mrs. Jin and Xiao Ming's happy appearance, and I smiled heartily. This trip has finally been successfully completed! I suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction in my heart, this was the first time I had helped people and ghosts on my own. The Han family, the Jin family, Mrs. Jin and Xiao Ming, they all relieved their troubles because of my efforts, which should be called the best of all worlds!
The subsequent development of events in all respects really had a good ending. I went to the Jin family again accompanied by Han's mother and told the young couple that I had helped send the old lady away. As for Mrs. Jin's ashes, I also suggest that they don't put them at home, it's best to go to the cemetery to bury them, and burn more paper money in the future, and burn 100 million yuan of face value of the dead coin, etc.
The young couple was skeptical, but it was true that their health had improved in recent days. Coupled with Han's mother's persuasion, they finally agreed to my suggestion and buried Mrs. Jin's ashes in the public cemetery in Paitou Village. In this way, Mrs. Jin can be regarded as having a real tomb there, so she will not be a wild ghost.
After this incident, Han Jie's perception of me has changed greatly. Not only did she no longer object to Huang Lijun dating me, but she also invited me to go out for a big meal with Huang Lijun, including Ou Dong and the fried ghost, who also came to help. Yes, I realized that she had always been optimistic about me before, opposed Huang Lijun dating me, and persuaded Huang Lijun to delete my WeChat......
However, before I could get angry, Han Jie took the initiative to explain and apologize. Alas, forget it! I have a lot of adults, so I don't care about her!
Of course, I also want to be generous in front of Huang Lijun. Hehe, speaking of which, I have to thank Han Jie for giving me the opportunity to perform this time, so that my relationship with Huang Lijun has been further improved!
We finished eating together that day, and everyone was in high spirits, so we went to KTV to sing. Taking advantage of this harmonious atmosphere, Ou Dong ordered a few bottles of beer and offered to drink with me. Although I don't usually drink, I can't refute his face with Oudong's overtures. I barely drank a few glasses, and it felt bitter, and I couldn't say anything good, and I didn't understand why so many people liked to drink this thing.
But wine can really help the fun, that night in the KTV we all sang very high, Ou Dong and I also sang "friends", "true heroes", "brothers" and several other songs. The next day at school, Ou Dong took the initiative to change his seat back to sit at the same table with me, and the relationship between the two of us became ironclad again!