I finished my internship at Tianjia Hotel at 9 o'clock in the evening, returned to school and hurriedly took a shower, changed my clothes, and immediately rode a small electric donkey out of the school gate to Xiling Cemetery. When I walked into the Yuanbao Building, it was exactly half past ten, and I really didn't even let people take a break.

Fortunately, I am still young, and it is when I am in the prime of life, and I am strong and strong, so what is it to stay up all night? I've been in Yuanbaolou for almost a month, and I'm already familiar with all kinds of work, so I'll prepare with others as soon as I come, waiting for the market to open.

But tonight's ghost market doesn't seem to be destined to be peaceful, as soon as the market opens, the first old customer who walks in is notoriously difficult to serve: Diao Dashuai is here!

Diao Dashuai was a warlord and a murderer before his death. At the height of his power, he had tens of thousands of troops and commanded almost half of Quang Nam. He is warlike and killing, he never accepts prisoners, and the enemy soldiers who fight with him, as long as they lose the battle and can't escape, will all be shot by him, and not a single one will be left!

If you do a lot of mischief, you will naturally have a day to collect it! Diao Dashuai can't win battles in his life! In the middle of a fierce battle with another warlord, a thunderstorm fell from the sky and hit his logistics arsenal impartially!

Diao Dashuai spent a lot of money to buy the new arms and ammunition from the foreigners, but after a loud bang, almost all of them were destroyed. So the situation reversed, the whole army collapsed, and he inevitably suffered the first and last defeat in his life. This time, it was his turn to become someone else's prisoner.

But with Diao's handsome character, how could he bow his head and beg for mercy, naturally he scolded in order to die. When he died, he was shot in the head, and the bullet passed directly through his left eye, leaving a large hole in the front and back of his head. After he died, he became a ghost, and his murderous aura, anger, and anger turned into resentment, and he became the most powerful ghost in this Xiling ghost market.

Diao Dashuai is restless when he is a man, and he likes to make trouble when he is a ghost. When he was fighting, Xiling was a strategic high ground, and his headquarters was built on it, and he died on it. Therefore, he has always regarded himself as the master's family, thinking that Xiling Cemetery was his territory, and he has gathered a group of his old subordinates and other vicious ghosts in his hands, and has become an evil force in the underworld, extorting money everywhere, shouting and killing.

After the Xiling Cemetery was completed, several major Yin Cultivation sects joined forces to suppress him and then negotiate with him. Now Diao Dashuai seems to have reached some kind of tacit agreement with the Xiling Cemetery Committee, he will give face and not make trouble in the ghost market, but no one can control him in the cemetery at ordinary times, and he has become the actual ghost overlord. Diao Dashuai is also one of the supervisors of the Xiling Ghost Market Food Supervision Committee, so the stall owners have to wait carefully when they see him.

I saw Marshal Diao enter the Yuanbao Building, sat down on a bench, and shouted: "Shop Xiaoer, make tea!" ”

When I was old, I was unlucky, and I was closest to him, so I had to run over tremblingly, make tea, serve melon seeds, and memorize the menu. When he came back with the menu, his face was white with cold sweat, and he whispered to me, "Ouch, his eyes are scared to death!" ”

Diao Dashuai is now one-eyed, but his blind left eye is never covered with a cloth. When he stared at people, the good right eye was fierce enough, and the big hole in the left eye was even more terrifying.

Diao Dashuai was followed by a large group of big ghosts and small ghosts, and the entire Yuanbao Building was almost full. Even if you are not satisfied with the position, there will definitely be no other old guests who dare to come in and sit, and going to Yuanbaolou tonight is equivalent to being chartered by Diao Dashuai and others.

The big and small devils were all ruffians, and as soon as they came in, they yelled, jumped on stools, and rode on the table. A few of us ran to the hall in the past, and one of us was dissatisfied with the scolding, and they smashed melon seeds and peanuts in the face, but no one dared to say anything, so they could only accept it.

But since it's open for business, no matter what kind of customers come to the door, it has to be open as usual, right? Lao Meng patted the shocked wood, cleared his throat, and began to talk about his commentary:

After listening to the piano that night, Miss Cui heard that Zhang Sheng was sick and felt unwell in her body, so she thought that the matchmaker would go to the academy to see him. The matchmaker asked: 'My sister called me, I don't know what happened?' The young lady said: "I have one thing for you, you and I will look at Zhang Sheng to see how he is doing, and come back to me." The matchmaker said: "I won't go, Madame knows it's not a trick." The young lady said, "Good sister, I will bow to you twice, and you will go with me!" Only then did the matchmaker pick up the young lady and said, "I'll go!" ’”

"When the matchmaker came to the academy, she first broke the window paper and saw what he was doing in the study. I saw Zhang Sheng and Yi'er sleeping up, the front placket of Luo's shirt was folded, the taste of lonely sleep, desolate mood, and no one was waiting for him. I looked at his sluggish complexion, listened to his faint breath, and looked at his yellow and thin face. Zhang Shenghe, if you don't suffocate to death, you should be killed! ’

”

"Haggard Pan Lang has silky sideburns, Du Weiniang is not like the old days, with a wide circumference and a thin waist. One is sleepy and does not wait to observe the history of the scriptures, and the other intends to hang lazily to pull the needle and thread; A silk tong is uptone to make out a hateful spectrum, and a flower note is deleted into a broken intestine poem; One pen writes about romance, and the other strings transmit hearts: both are the same lovesickness! ”

Alas, he deserves to be unlucky! At this moment, he was following Hou Dapen's meaning, awkwardly talking about the new book "The Legend of the West Chamber". As he spoke, the gang of ruffians and ruffians below kept making noise, and all kinds of foul language and whistles came and went. Diao Dashuai was also very dissatisfied, and the more he listened, the heavier his face became.

"What are you talking about?" Diao Dashuai finally became angry, slammed the table and scolded, "A bad old man tells stories, and he talks about some things that are sick and sad, men and women, love and love!" Aren't men and women getting together just to do such a thing? If you want to do it, take off your clothes and lie down to do it, and if you don't do it, get out of it as soon as possible! What are you doing there? ”

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Lao Meng hurriedly got up and apologized, and asked Diao Dashuai with a bitter face: "This is the kind of story told in "The Legend of the West Chamber"...... I wonder what the marshal wants to hear? ”

"Are you done talking about the Three Kingdoms?"

"It's over!"

"I've not heard enough, you're done?"

"Uh...... Which time do you want to hear it? ”

"You tell me about "Three Heroes vs. Lu Bu" again!"

"Okay! I'm familiar with this paragraph, and I'll come when I open my mouth! ”

Lao Meng cleared his throat again, eased his mind, and started again: "Last time, Dong Zhuo had no way, and the princes from all walks of life raised troops to fight and besiege Tiger Pass!" But Lu Bu Lu Fengxian, single-handed, invincible! first killed a few enemy generals in front of the battle, and then chased Gongsun Chan and fled! ”

"At this moment, I heard someone shouting: 'Three domestic slaves! Hugh is rampant! Your three generals are here! ’”

"Click! I don't know what slammed into Fang Tian's painting halberd. That is, Lu Bu, if you want to change someone else's halberd, you have to make a move. The red rabbit horse also took a few steps back, and oh oh! Sigh! ”

Lu Bu pressed his hand on the saddle bridge, stopped the halberd, raised his eyes, and saw a handful flying in front of him. This general is born like an iron tower, wearing a soapy robe, a black leopard under his crotch, and holding a spear. He was born with a leopard's head and ringed eyes, and a long steel beard. It's so mighty!

”

"What's the name of the coming!?"

"Yanren! Zhang Fei! ”

Lao Meng's paragraph is really familiar, and he is also very colorful, which is really exciting. Diao Dashuai has fought all his life, and he likes to listen to the stories of the war the most, and he is finally satisfied at this time, listening with his eyes closed and shaking his head, looking very enjoyable.

After a while, the ghost meal ordered by Diao Dashuai came out of the pot, and a few people pushed it around, and finally he went to serve the food by himself when he was old. He was trembling, and his hand holding the plate kept shaking, and it was worrying to look at it.

When he was old, he finally brought the dish to Diao Dashuai and was about to put it on the table. At this time, just in time for Lao Meng to say that Liu Guanzhang and the three of them surrounded Lu Bu for a big battle, Diao Dashuai slapped the table again when he heard the excitement, and yelled: "Okay! ”

When he yelled at him, he was so frightened that he was scared, and he still had a towel in his hand, and the dish slipped out and fell to the ground, "Bang! ”

This crisp sound interrupted Lao Meng's commentary, and everyone's eyes were focused on Lao Shi. What's even more unfortunate is that the dish fell and fell, and a stream of vegetable juice splashed on Diao Dashuai's trouser leg!

When he saw Diao Dashuai's face, he was glared at by him again, and before Diao Dashuai scolded him, he was already scared half to death and fainted on the ground. But now he has made a big mistake!

"Dashuai's pants are dirty!" I don't know who shouted, and the group of big ghosts and small ghosts all became restless together.

"Is this how Yuanbao House entertains guests?"

"So faceless, do you want to do business in Yuanbaolou?"

"This old immortal fainted, it's really cheap for him!"

"Brothers, the guys, smash the field!"

Just when everyone was in a mess and everyone didn't know how to clean up, Jin Dasco came out of the kitchen. He grabbed the apron under him, wiped his hands, and walked towards Diao Dashuai very calmly. As soon as the chef came forward, we guys were able to settle down, and the ghosts stopped making noise.

Jin Dasco looked at Diao Dashuai's trouser legs, and then made a gesture to the other party, and said, "Diao Dashuai, we didn't entertain you well, I apologize to you!" This old man is an honest man, but he is a little timid, please don't be surprised! ”

Diao Dashuai stretched out his legs with a big grin, squinted his eyes at Jin Dascoo, and said, "Hmph! Is it all about apologizing? ”

Jin Dasco sighed, and said: "That's it, Diao Dashuai, the dishes you ordered tonight are counted in the store's account, and it will be regarded as us making amends to you!" As he spoke, he glanced at Xu Dawan.

But before Xu Dawan could express his position, Diao Dashuai slapped the table again and said angrily: "Do you think I seem to have come to eat and drink for nothing?" ”

"Click!"

The poor square table was slapped three times in a row by Diao Dashuai, and finally this time it was full of strength, and finally cracked from the middle and collapsed!

The body of the ghost is an empty body, ordinary people can't touch it, and the ghost can only touch the things in the yang world when the grievance is sufficient, let alone smash a square table, which shows the resentment of Diao Dashuai!

Jin Dascoop's face did not change, he only glanced at the square table that was split in half, and said: "Then according to the meaning of the big handsome......

"Serve as usual!" Diao Dashuai waved his hand violently and said, "If something goes wrong again, don't open your Yuanbao Building!" ”

"Then thank you Dashuai!" Jin Dasco bowed, turned his head and said to a few of us: "Old Meng, continue to tell the story!" Xiao Zhai, Xiao Ye, you guys come over and change the table. Xiao Li and Xiao Sun carried the old man to the warehouse. ”

When I saw that he was named, I was naturally embarrassed not to do it. Another one named Xiao Ye also had to run over with me to carry away the square table that had been split in half, and replace it with a good one. Jin Dasco's calm performance gave everyone confidence, and Lao Meng continued to talk about his "Three Kingdoms". Diao Dashuai listened to the book, although his face was still gloomy, but he didn't embarrass us anymore.

"Serve as usual!" After Jin Dascoo finally explained this, he turned around and went back to the kitchen.

It can be said that who would dare to serve the following dishes?

A few of us rushed into the kitchen, and the others started pushing around again, and none of us wanted to serve the food anymore. When I saw the golden spoon's gaze move to me, I thought to myself, "Does he mean that he wants me to go up?" It's on it! I'm worried that I won't have a chance to perform! ”

So, I took the initiative to ask: "I'll serve Diao Dashuai, you are in charge of the other tables." When the other runners heard this, they all breathed a sigh of relief.

I picked up a plate of boiled shrimp and walked out generously. I brought the dish to Diao Dashuai's table, and then said respectfully: "Dashuai, please use it slowly!" ”

Diao Dashuai turned his face and glanced at me, and found that I actually brought the ghost meal directly with my hands, he seemed to be interested, knocked on the table with his fingers, and said, "Peel the shell!" ”

I was stunned for a moment, but still replied, "Okay, Dashuai!" "I picked up a shrimp, peeled the shell in two clicks, and put the meat back on the plate. Diao Dashuai kept staring at me, so I had to keep peeling it. After peeling five or six of them, Diao Dashuai suddenly grabbed me by the collar, pulled me in front of him, and glared at me.

"Boy, you don't seem to be afraid of me, huh?" He said viciously.

I was so close to his grimace that I could not only see the broken flesh in his left hole, but I could even see another imp behind his head grimacing at me through the hole!

Depend on! Want to scare me? Master, I grew up in a ghost pile, what disgusting and ugly ghost haven't I ever seen?

I smiled and said calmly, "I'm afraid!" I'm afraid that Dashuai will not be satisfied with the ghost meal in our Yuanbao Building, and it will be troublesome to give a bad review! ”

This time it was Diao Dashuai's turn to be stunned, but then he let go of me, looked up and laughed: "Interesting! Interesting! You're bold enough! I just like lads like you! Ha ha! ”

"Dashuai, do you still want to peel this shrimp?"

"Don't peel it! Go and bring me the rest! Diao Dashuai waved his hand and let me go.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and walked back to the kitchen. When I got into the kitchen, I quickly found a trash can and vomited for a while. it! If you want to say I'm afraid, I'm really not afraid just now, but I also feel sick to my stomach!