I inherited Boss Cha's noodle shop and boat, and continued to do business in the 18th Cave. I don't want to, there was an uninvited guest on this day, who thought my noodles were expensive and unpalatable, and it looked like I was deliberately here to find fault!

I walked up to him, held back my anger, and asked kindly, "Is there anything dissatisfied with this bowl of noodles about this guest?" ”

"Humph!" The thin black man with both a mustache and a goatee didn't answer my question, but sneered and asked, "Are you the boss or the cook?" ”

His voice was very low, and it sounded as hoarse and unpleasant as if someone had choked his throat.

I puffed up my chest and said, "I'm both the boss and the cook!" ”

"Oh? So, this noodle shop and this boat are yours, right? The black thin man asked again.

"That's right!" I frowned, and my tone hardened, and asked him; "What does this have to do with you? I don't think you're here to eat noodles! ”

"Hehe, I'm not here to eat noodles, I'm here to see the cook."

"See me?" I was stunned, and suddenly became vigilant, "I don't know you, what are you doing here to see me?" ”

"Hey, I know a big secret of yours!" The black thin man's incessant sneer, coupled with his hoarse voice, made people can't help but get goosebumps.

"Hmph, I'm a cook, what secrets can I have?" I replied with feigned disdain, but my face had become even more unkind, and my right hand crept behind my waist.

It was the usual position of the scabbard, and I could pull it out as soon as I reached out. If this guy is a spy sent by the underworld, I don't mind killing people on the spot. Especially now that it's close to closing time, except for a few ghost guys in the noodle restaurant, there is only one customer left like him.

The black thin man ignored my face and small movements, and continued to threaten me: "I know where you came from, who you are, and why you hid in the small place of Eighteen Caves. ”

"Oh?" My hand had already touched the hilt of the knife, and I began to sneer: "Then you say it and I'll listen to it, and see if you really know or guess?" ”

"You're not afraid of showing your bottom in front of a few of your buddies? Why don't you let them dodge it for a while? The guy said unexpectedly.

His "kindness" made me hesitate and stop drawing my knife. I groaned for a moment, thinking that the other party might be trying to find an excuse to reduce my helpers. But this request is also to my liking, so as not to really fight for a while and hurt the bookworms and ghosts.

"You all go to the kitchen, and I'll talk to him privately." I'm a bookworm ghost and a sarcastic ghost.

The two ghosts were very weak in their grievances, and they couldn't help much here, so when they heard me say this, they quickly agreed, and hid in the kitchen and only stuck their heads out to look around.

I said to the thin black man, "Tell me, what are you trying to do with me?" ”

The black thin man "quack" smiled strangely, stood up and walked in front of me. My vigilance rose again, and my hand touched the hilt of the knife at my waist again. However, the black thin man's hands were empty, and it didn't look like he was going to attack me.

He smirked, and without speaking, he began to touch a few glances at his beard. Uh, no! With a little force in his hand, he actually pulled out his two mustaches!

I was stunned, what is this operation of the other party? Scaring people by self-harm?

The black thin man finished plucking his mustache and began to pluck the goatee on his chin again. That's when I finally realized: there was no blood or skin in the place where he pulled out his beard, and those were fake beards!

After plucking his beard and lifting his cloak, "he" finally wiped it on his face, and hey, even the black skin was painted with oil paint!

"How's my disguise?" Liu Han said to me triumphantly, and his voice changed back to his original female voice.

"That's amazing! I don't even recognize you! I shouted happily, stepped forward and hugged her, regardless of whether there was an audience next to me, and kissed her on the spot!

Bookworm ghosts, sarcastic ghosts, including the rolling ghosts and scissor ghosts who also came out to see the excitement later, all looked stupid. The sarcastic ghost's jaw was about to drop, and his usually clever mouth became stammering: "He, he, what's the situation with them?" Didn't you just prepare for a fight? Why did you kiss all of a sudden? ”

The scissors ghost also looked disdainful and said, "Huh! I always thought that Boss Feng was a real man, a rough man, but I didn't expect him to like this bite! Phew! It's so spicy! ”

The bookworm ghost poked his head out to take a closer look, and finally recognized Liu Han. It has been in my dorm room for a year, and it should have seen Liu Han occasionally. When it heard the Scissors Ghost say this, it also laughed and explained, "That person is not a man, but a woman pretending!" The two of them were originally a pair of lovers! ”

"Oh!" The ghosts were stunned.

The sarcastic ghost laughed and scolded: "Cut! If you come to find a man, you can find a man, and she is dressed like that, so it can be seen that this woman is not a lady! ”

The bookworm ghost hurriedly pulled a handful of sarcastic ghosts, raised his fingers and shouted, "Don't talk nonsense!" It is said that her temper is not very good, and even the boss is afraid of her! ”

"Huh?" The sarcastic ghost hurriedly covered his mouth, for fear that he would be heard by Liu Han and me if he talked nonsense again.

On the other side, Liu Han and I were kissing to the depths of our love, and we didn't bother to pay attention to the surprised reactions of these ghost guys under us. I haven't seen Liu Han for half a year, where can I still hold back my impulsive mood, and then simply pick up Liu Han and go under the cabin, and at the same time say to a few ghost guys: "Your boss lady is here!" Don't come down to peek and eavesdrop, otherwise you will be expelled immediately! ”

"Don't worry, boss!" The sarcastic ghost preemptively expressed his position and said with a smile: "We'll take you on this, you can have fun to your heart's content!" ”

I carried Liu Han all the way down to my cabin. That is the largest cabin on the ship where Boss Cha lived before, but the search has been occupied by me, and it has been cleaned up again, which is just right as the battlefield for the "reunion battle" between the two of us!

Doing things on a boat is really different from being in bed, swaying, swaying, and adding fun. Coupled with the reunion after a long absence, this battle can be called "earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods", and the battle is dark and upside down! The double pleasure of body and emotion suddenly swept away all the gloom and depression of my past six months!

I don't know how many rounds of fighting, the two of us finally felt tired, exhausted and lay down in the hammock huddled together, snuggling up to each other.

After catching my breath, I asked Liu Han with a smile: "How do you know that I am a cook again?" Can you still find this ship? ”

After the passion, Liu Han returned to his usual coldness, and said disdainfully: "Can a dog still be able to eat?" If I think about it casually, I can guess that if you want to find a job all the way here, you will definitely go back to your old job. ”

"That's ......," I shook my head with a wry smile.

Liu Han continued: "Actually, I arrived at the eighteenth cave yesterday, and I stayed in the hotel for a day first, and I didn't see you inside. I went to another hotel, but I didn't find you. There are only two hotels in these eighteen small places, and if you don't live in a hotel, you will definitely find another place to hide. ”

"So, I was going to go out today to inquire about the new chef at that restaurant, but everyone on the road knew that there was a 'Master Feng' a few months ago, and the noodles were very delicious. I thought to myself, you once told me that your master's surname was Feng, and he also served as the head of the imperial dining room. These coincidences came together, who else could you be? ”

"Then you deliberately found fault when you came, and you didn't think the noodles were delicious, and you had to ask the cook in the store to come out and give an explanation, so as to confirm that I was not the person you were looking for, right?" When I heard this, I could already guess the rest of the story.

"I'll admit that the bowl of noodles you made tastes pretty good, but it's a pity that I need it as a prop to force you to come out and meet." Liu Han shrugged his shoulders, "So I still ate half a bowl of noodles before I was willing to knock it over." ”

"Huh! If you want to eat it, I'll make it for you every day, no problem! I laughed

"Do you want to stay here and open a noodle shop?" When Liu Han heard this, he frowned and said, "I'm afraid you don't know the situation over there, right?" ”

"What's going on over there?" I was happy for a long time, and then I remembered that there was still this ** annoyance, so I hurriedly asked.

Liu Han said: "Actually, I later heard that the letter forged by Liao Keng and others was not very clever. It's just that after you 'absconded in fear of crime', even if the evidence is far-fetched, it is enough for King Yama to believe that you are Lu Zhidao's accomplice. So, he's now officially put you on the list of thieves and traitors, and has issued a wanted warrant! ”

"Wanted? Is the underworld finally willing to make this matter public? "I was taken aback.

You must know that all I encountered on the way to escape before were only pursuers secretly sent by the underworld, and I and Lu Zhidao and others were not openly wanted. After all, once this kind of thing is made public, it will be a major blow to the prestige of the underworld.

Liu Han said: "This matter has made such a big fuss, and so many Yin troops have been sent to chase it everywhere for so long, and the underworld can't cover it up no matter how much it wants to cover it up." Almost all of the Yin City and all the people who had contact with the Yin Army knew about this scandal, and the gossip had already spread all over the Netherworld. In that case, it might as well be completely public! ”

"That's just as well." When I think about it, I'm relieved.

Maybe it's because the 18th hole is too small, and I've been deliberately hiding in the kitchen of the noodle shop to avoid going out, so I haven't heard similar rumors. Moreover, due to the inconvenience of transportation in the underworld, the wanted warrant should still be on the way, and it is not ruled out that the underworld will miss the small place of the eighteenth hole.

Of course, it took six months for the prefecture to finally make up its mind to issue a wanted warrant, and it had already given me a considerable amount of time to escape. I didn't expect the underworld to cover up this matter forever and let us "traitors" go.