It may be that the tasks have been released repeatedly, the doom system needs to be maintained, and in the month after being discharged from the hospital, Chen Pi has lived a very free and easy life, without the troubles of demons and monsters. Eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating, apart from always focusing on Su Rourou's abnormal movements, he didn't have much to do.

After unremitting efforts to investigate, Chen Pi finally figured out that morning tea should really share a body with Su Rourou, Su Rourou during the day, and morning tea after dark.

And according to Su Rourou's roommate, since she came back from Yinshan, she has not slept in the dormitory almost every night, and she has been out at night, which is very mysterious.

Some people also ridiculed Chen Pi, did you go to rent a house with Su Rourou and start a beautiful cohabitation life?

Eggs.

Who would dare to cohabit with such a divisive boss.

Don't die.

Cohabitation is not daring to live together, but Chen Pi is often caught by morning tea, accompanying her to find those strange fragments, in fact, mainly to take care of Su Rourou before dawn.

After dark, morning tea is invincible.

After dawn, Su Rourou was a weak chicken.

When Chen Pi is bored, he will carefully study the doom system, as well as the strange skills, artifacts, spells, and transcendent proverbs that he has.

Peerless martial arts?

Chen Pi wanted to cultivate well, but this Seven Wounds Fist was really fierce, and every time he practiced, he would be half disabled.

The more you cultivate, the more it hurts.

Later, Chen Pi also quietly went to the hospital and tried the kind of dysmenorrhea experience device specially developed for men, and the two were compared.

Conclusion.

Seven wounds and fists kill menstrual cramps.

It's probably more than three times as painful.

After the Li Mo incident, the Mystery Investigation Bureau finally passed the application that was fully submitted, and Chen Pi officially became a great mystery agent.

One star.

Codename: Fat Fox.

Explain in thoughtful words: "The meaning of this code name is that Chen Pi is a dead fat man with a black belly and a foul tongue and a shameless face." ”

That's right.

The thief is thoughtful, and he also has a code name: Weasel.

It's not a good thing anyway.

The pot calling the kettle black.

During the month.

Zhao Hanshy once made an appointment with Chen Pi, saying that he had a quarrel with his family and had to go out for a walk in the middle of the night. couldn't get rid of it, Chen Pi had no choice but to agree, and then he gave himself this cute high school table...... Told a ghost story all night!

Chen Pi did not return home at night, and was severely tortured by his roommates, so he had to confess the facts and swear that this trick was particularly effective. Later, Zhang Yu really went to try it, and asked his little sister who was learning broadcasting to watch a movie at night, saying that it was a particularly funny comedy, and the location was chosen in the woods behind the school.

Two people holding a notebook.

Cold night, ten o'clock, the rustling wind blows the leaves, the little sister shuddes when she watches the movie, where is this special comedy, it is clearly a suspense horror film.

In the movie, the male protagonist affectionately pinched the female protagonist's nose.

Zhang Yu also learned to pinch his broadcasting sister.

You know what?

A big hand of snot!

It's really a sand sculpture octopus.

The correct way to open a pickled girl shouldn't be sitting in a heated room in winter, eating spicy hot pot and drinking Coke, and steaming to the little sister to report the name of the dish.

It's terrible to be uneducated.

It may be really boring.

During the Mid-Autumn Festival party, Chen Pi also had a collective cry in the Great Hall, the reason is very simple, Cao Dahai invited all the students of the major to arrange a big play, but he did not shout Chen Pi, the reason is particularly far-fetched: "Fat man, your figure is too material, there is no suitable role, if you have to participate, you may only have the position of pulling the curtain." ”

God pulled the curtain out.

Scolding Lao Tzu fat is scolding Lao Tzu fat, dare to scold and dare not admit it, despise the dog and chicken wave squad leader, [onion] serves.

Originally, Cao Dahai was arranging a 'light-hearted and funny sitcom', in order to make everyone laugh, and he was so by Chen Pi.

The burden just shook out.

Wow!

The audience cried bitterly!

The burden shook again, wow, the cry was louder.

Cao Dahai was dumbfounded, a few meanings, is his hilarious joke so touching? But why déjà vu?

After the Mid-Autumn Festival.

It's November, and the weather is getting cooler.

into the evening.

When it was eleven o'clock in a quarter of an hour, when the lights were about to go out, Chen Pi's mobile phone suddenly lit up.

The note is Su Rourou.

But the information at this time must be morning tea: "Fatty, come to the sports park." ”

is always so arrogant and arrogant, Chen Pi is fed up, why should he be waved by the other party, and he will go immediately?

Resist.

To revolt.

"I'm sorry, I'm having diarrhea."

"Pull your pants on."

"Grandma, this is unreasonable."

"I'll wait for you for five minutes."

"I can't get by."

"Four minutes."

"You're threatening me?"

"No, because you don't deserve it, I never use my mouth when I threaten people, and if you punch down, everything will be solved."

"Huh."

"Three minutes."

"You...... You, you, you wait for me. ”

The last message from the morning tea was an emoji.

A steaming mound.

No need to ask.

If Chen Pi couldn't arrive on time, the really fierce girl might punch him out.

It's so embarrassing, it's so embarrassing, it's okay now, all the face is gone, I guess I'll kneel down for the morning tea lady later.

What kind of sin did you create?

Is it easier to wear a good one?

There is a doom system before.

After there is morning tea His Royal Highness.

I can't go on...... The fat man surrendered, can you game over, save it again?

The sports park is just behind the Nanchuan Art Institute.

Chen Pi brushed a shared bicycle and rushed to the destination in three minutes, and the morning tea was still negative, with a high-minded demeanor: "You will be late in three seconds, the consequences are very serious, I am very angry." ”

Chen Pi, who was panting, really wanted to scold his mother, but after measuring the difference in strength between each other, he endured it, and if he couldn't bear it, he would make a big plan.

You have to learn to develop obscenely.

Gou Sheng is the strongest king, wait for Chen Pi to squeeze the doom system dry, and see who dares to call the fat man again, and the ass will open the flower.

"Something, you command." The complaint in his heart was hidden, and the tangerine peel turned into a dog's leg in minutes.

"Puzzles."

Between words.

A large expanse of shattered ice crystals collapsed in mid-air.

"Put them together as a complete mirror."

“……？”

"I've found all the pieces, you can do the puzzle."

"I ......"

"You can, I believe in you."

"......"

"It's okay, I say yes, I will do it."

Sister Xingni.

Have you counted how many of these fragments there are?

The fat man is not the strongest brain, what about teasing Lao Tzu?

"Do you want to fight or not?" Morning tea's beautiful eyes bent slightly into a slit, and the delicate little fists began to rattle again.

"Don't be rough, don't be rough, I'll fight, I'll fight, I like to fight. Puzzles are the fat man's favorite game, you just see, before dawn will be spelled out for you, you can't spell out the fat man with your surname. Chen Pi was depressed in his heart, but a bright smile appeared on his face, "It's so fragrant." ”

Meow.

The snow-white glutinous rice, lying next to it, screamed lazily. Under the moonlight, the green mist gradually rises, the lotus pond ripples, two people and a cat, broken stars are like insects, this night is destined to be sleepless......