Chapter 423: Leaking Mouths
Chapter 423: Leaking Mouths
Hearing what the scorpion said, Zhang Yi understood a little, but he only understood a little.
In fact, Zhang Yi really didn't understand the tall scientific theory in front of the scorpion, but the last sentence "The Möbius ring symbolizes the cycle, eternity, and infinity!" ”
Zhang Yi understood.
"Dare you spend so much effort just for kung fu, just to prove that the shady curtain is not repeated?" Zhang Yi finally came up with such a proof.
"Or pinch!" The scorpion said lightly.
"Didn't you already know about this thing?" Zhang Yi spread his hands and said, "Otherwise, where do you think the daily reset comes from!?"
"Alas......" The scorpion shook his head, sighed helplessly, and lazily told Zhang Yi more.
"You're so stupid and cute!" Zhang Yi looked at the scorpion's cute face and couldn't help but tease.
"Hehe!!!" The scorpion laughed instead of being angry, but this laugh was a sinister smile.
Zhang Yi secretly screamed in his heart, and when he was about to pull out the safety belt to put it on himself, the scorpion directly stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.
Along the way, Zhang Yi's screams and exclamations were endless.
After driving to the community, the first thing Zhang Yi did when he got out of the car was to hold on to the wall and inhale heavily to calm his little heart, which had already broken 100 percent.
After finally calming down his heartbeat, Zhang Yi leaned against the wall and walked tremblingly from the garage to the house.
After entering the house, the scorpion had already arrived early, and was sitting on the sofa, looking at the time displayed on the TV, and fell into deep thought for a while.
Zhang Yi pressed his pair of soft and cramping thighs, and did not step forward, but walked to the bedroom.
I can't afford to mess with it, can't I hide yet?
The scorpion held his pink cheeks, and although his eyes were watching TV, the light in his eyes flickered, as if he was reasoning and thinking about something.
After a while, the scorpion got up from the sofa and went straight to Zhang Yi's room, without knocking on the door, just pushed the door open.
"Holy! Come in, can you knock on the door! Zhang Yi was taken aback, and immediately said, "In case, I'm changing clothes!"
"What!? It's not like I haven't seen it! The scorpion said lightly.
Zhang Yi: (*゚ロ゚)!!
The scorpion had a cute face and said words like an old driver, and Zhang Yi really felt from it, what is the contrast cute.
"Alright, let's get down to business!" After putting aside the topic, the scorpion beckoned to Zhang Yi.
"What's the matter!?" Zhang Yi rolled his eyes and said.
"Let's go outside!" The scorpion hooked his finger at Zhang Yi and said lightly.
"I'll go, you really want to go outside to experiment on the reset!" Zhang Yi said.
"Don't be afraid, I observed it during the few days you were unconscious! It seems that it only works for the things in this place, and it doesn't matter if it's not in this room. The scorpion explained.
"Wait...... Few days!? Zhang Yi heard the strange appearance in the scorpion's words.
"Didn't you say I was in a coma for three months?" Zhang Yi said suspiciously.
Seeing that the scorpion was leaking, a pair of almond eyes turned, and a sly gaze flashed in them.
"Are you experimenting with me!?" Zhang Yi saw through the strangeness in the scorpion's eyes at a glance, squinted and said lightly.
"Blame me!" Zhang Yi rolled his eyes and said, "When I stretched out three fingers, you thought it was three months, and I didn't say it."
"Won't you correct me?" Zhang Yi asked rhetorically.
"What!? Do I still have an obligation to correct you? The scorpion put his hands behind his back and said confidently.
Zhang Yi: (*゚ロ゚)!!
"You're !! ruthless" Zhang Yi was speechless, and could only say hatefully.
"I'm stupid, and I still come to me for a reason!" The scorpion squinted and said with a sneer.
"Okay! It's my fault, so let's talk about you using me as a guinea pig! Zhang Yi squinted his eyes and looked at the scorpion with a dead expression.
"That's not to blame me, who told you to pass out that day, when I dragged you back, I was a little bit short of dragging you into the house, and it turned out to be reset." The scorpion's face was not red, and his heart was not beating.
"I found that you have a pretty high level of nonsense!" Zhang Yi rolled his eyes and complained. (¬_¬)
"It was obviously the second half of the night, and now you tell me to reset, you really make me amnesia!" Zhang Yi gritted his teeth and said. (งǒdishǒ) ง⁼³₌₃
"Yo, you haven't lost your memory! It seems that it is really hard to deceive! When the scorpion saw that it was exposed, he was not angry, but ridiculed Zhang Yi even more arrogantly.
Zhang Yi: (#'dish ́)
Zhang Yi: Σ(@) Σ(⊙▽⊙"a
"I should have tied that pig's trotter buckle a little tighter that day!" Zhang Yi's eyes rolled, and he also came up with something that could make fun of the scorpion.
"You ......" The scorpion's pretty face turned white, and when he pointed at Zhang Yi and was about to open his mouth, the corners of his mouth raised, and he said evilly: "Is it?" I don't remember it! ”
"You forgot! It's when we first came here, and you've been struggling under the trotters for a long time! Zhang Yi reminded the scorpion.
"No picture, no video, you say a ball!" The scorpion said arrogantly.
"I'm ......" Zhang Yi paused, and was about to refute when the scorpion spoke first.
"Don't forget, those photos of yours are still in my hands, believe it or not, I'll post those photos on the Internet!" The scorpion aimed at Zhang Yi and directly threw a blockbuster **.
ZHANG Yi: ∑ ( ̄□ ̄; )
Zhang Yi quickly recalled in his mind what other scorpion troubles, but after thinking about it for a long time, not only could he not think of it, but he came up with a bunch of his own troubles, and he was crushed to death by scorpions every time.
At this point, Zhang Yi changed his arrogant appearance, rubbed his hands, like a philistine villain, with a cheap smile, and said in a low voice: "Sister Scorpion! Anyway, we've been living together for more than a month, and we can't see anyone when we look up and look down, is it necessary to hurt each other all the time? ”
Scorpion: (¬_¬)
"Be honest in the future! Got it? The scorpion threw out a cruel word,
"Yes! Be! Be! Zhang Yi nodded in response.
Seeing Zhang Yi groveling like this, the scorpion nodded in satisfaction and left.
After the scorpion left, Zhang Yi dared to raise his head and make a silent protest action.
Zhang Yi: (convex ǒ dish ǒ) convex