Chapter 260: C-section
Tao Bao also raised a question: "Under what circumstances will your girlfriend kneel on the ground and beg you?" ”
"You are in love with her, obviously you didn't sleep with her, but she is pregnant."
Gao Chun said.
"No, it won't."
Li Huan also forgot about the waves at this time, and his attention was all on the question, and he immediately objected: "Unless she loves you, she will beg you like this, but why is she pregnant with other children if she loves you?" ”
Zhang Feng: "Is it another swimming pool incident?" ”
"What's the incident with the pool?"
Gao Chun asked.
Tao Bao, as an intelligence broker, is really well-informed: "A girl, went to a public pool to swim, and then became pregnant. ”
"Uh......"
"The world is full of wonders"
Gao Chun said that he was taught.
"Who else has a good answer?"
Tao Bao asked.
The crowd shook their heads and said nothing.
"Tao Bao, they are not sassy enough, you have to find Chen Ergou to answer this kind of question, he definitely has a wonderful answer."
Chen Fan said.
"Oh?"
"Great idea!"
Tao Bao directly and Chen Ergou video.
Seeing this, Chen Fan raised his eyebrows.
Tao Bao's connections are really all over the country!
I hadn't seen Tao Bao and Chen Ergou communicate anything before, but unconsciously, the relationship between the two Rao was so close that they could be videotaped at any time......
Soon, Tao Bao and Chen Ergou just had a problem.
Chen Ergou instantly gave three answers: "The girl planted a large green grassland for the boy, and she was tired and paralyzed. ”
"The boy is green, but the boy is rich."
"The man who was with her didn't want her anymore, she swore she would repent and be sincere to the boy."
"Chen Fan, what about you?"
Chen Ergou didn't ask anyone else, he asked Chen Fan directly, obviously in his eyes, only Chen Fan was worthy of a fight.
The others were feeling how powerful Chen Ergou was, and when they heard this, they all looked at Chen Fan with anticipation.
The scene of the master's tricks must not be missed!
"She's a crazy woman, you just went out, and you met her, you look like a husband who abandoned her!"
"The man's domestic violence broke the woman's leg, and then his conscience found that he dragged the girl when he went out, but he couldn't walk at this intersection, and the woman shook his arm and wanted to walk more."
"The girl is a demon who helps her brother, and the boy wants a divorce and asks her to pay off her debts."
Chen Fan came up and gave three answers.
When everyone heard this, they looked at Chen Fan's eyes, as if they were seeing a god!
Terrible!
Sure enough, it's a master!
"Are you stupid and don't understand the cause and effect, listen to me blind here."
Chen Fan finally came to the end.
Everyone's expressions froze.
……
Next, with Chen Ergou here, the atmosphere of this party has completely become joyful and funny.
Until the end of the meeting, it was still the same.
Chen Fan and Chen Ergou did not win or lose!
Gathering third.
There were many participants, Han Shuo, Guo Dong and others, as well as Song Ziqi, Li Xiangyang, Yang Chao, Bai Xue, Xiao Mengchen, Liu Mo and others, all came!
Everyone is a student of Northern Henan Wuhan University, they are familiar with each other, but they also have common topics.
Therefore, at this party, Chen Fan's overall feeling is relaxed, without any burden, and there is no need to deliberately make the atmosphere relaxed.
In the middle of the party, the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic.
"Sister Mengmeng, in addition to being beautiful, what is your specialty?"
Chen Fan casually gave Sister Mengmeng next to her a chopstick chrysanthemum that she couldn't reach, and then asked casually.
"I'm ......"
Sister Meng Meng said: "It's a lot." ”
"For example, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and for example, I am particularly good at sniping......"
Listening to Sister Mengmeng, Chen Fan couldn't help nodding his head, with an expression of agreement: "Sister Mengmeng is so good, no wonder she can become the brightest light wherever she goes." ”
"It's a sweet mouth, do you have a request for me?"
Sister Mengmeng asked.
"You're thinking too much."
Chen Fan waved his hand and said, "I've just seen everyone like this." ”
When Xiao Mengchen heard the first half of the sentence, the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be hidden, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, his pretty face suddenly sank!
"Conscience stinky rascal, are you going to die?"
Xiao Mengchen grabbed the soft flesh on Chen Fan's waist and asked.
"Uh...... I was wrong, Sister Mengmeng. ”
Chen Fan's heart trembled in pain.
"Then let me ask you, what is your specialty?"
"If you don't satisfy me, I'll twist your meat again!"
Xiao Mengchen threatened.
"My specialty is my specialty."
Chen Fan hurriedly said.
Hearing this, Xiao Mengchen was stunned for a moment, then blushed and said, "You conscience stinky rascal!" ”
Then, she used her fingers again to twist the soft flesh on Chen Fan's waist again!
"Hiss......"
Chen Fan gasped.
Guo Dong on the side didn't see Chen Fan and Xiao Mengchen's movements under the table, and after hearing his gasp, he couldn't help but look over and asked, "Chen Fan, what are you doing?" ”
"Me?"
Chen Fan said: "I'm practicing lung capacity. ”
"Practice lung capacity?"
Guo Dong was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "No wonder you can become so strong, I have been thinking about how to become strong all the time." ”
"How did you keep doing this?"
Su Mufeng, who was on the side, also asked: "You can think about how to become stronger anytime and anywhere, this is not something that anyone can do." ”
Xiao Mengchen glared at Chen Fan and said, "People are forced out." ”
"Isn't it, a crimson rascal?"
"Uh......"
Chen Fan said: "It's not. ”
"It is also possible to have a caesarean section ......"
Xiao Mengchen's face flushed: "......"
Su Mufeng: "......"
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Guo Dong: "??? ”
What does it mean?
What are your expressions?
What's the matter, the topic is off?
……
When the meeting was over, they went back to their homes and looked for their mothers.
"Brother Fan, do you know where there is a place to go to the toilet?"
"Damn it!"
"Aren't there any public toilets?"
On the way, Tao Bao had some urgency because he drank too much beer.
"Hold on, it's almost there!"
Chen Fan then asked, "How is Shen Yue's situation checked?" ”
"No news."
Tao Bao shook his head, holding back the pain at the same time, and said, "I have checked for a long time, but there has been no similar situation. ”
"Most likely, though, Star Orcs!"
"Star orcs?"
Chen Fan raised his eyebrows.
"That's right."
"During the time she disappeared, traces of a powerful star beast Rao were found around the base city of northern Henan."
"Moreover, the Star Orcs are a kind of mutant beasts that are relatively close to humans, and they are most likely to affect humans, and other mutant beasts, I'm afraid that when they see humans, they will choose to devour them, right?"
Tao Bao said: "Of course, what happened is unknown. ”
Nodding, Chen Fan stopped talking.
Things are not as simple as they seem!
"No, I can't hold it back."
Tao Bao slammed on the accelerator and the speed soared.
"......Shhh
Seeing this, Chen Fan suddenly became interested and whistled.
Tao Bao's complexion changed......